Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

Everyone on voice kept saying "DO A 360" ok [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slpLSE6H3oM[/media]

Anyone else only getting really blatant cheaters in overwatch recently?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Te7bRo_80[/media] I tried to make a parody of CS:GO tutorials. I might have failed in being funny but had a lot of fun making it.

[QUOTE=i_speel_good;47487134][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Te7bRo_80[/media] I tried to make a parody of CS:GO tutorials. I might have failed in being funny but had a lot of fun making it.[/QUOTE] i thought it was funny but I also think it would have been funnier if you ended the video before you showed the CT jump from another angle. By then the joke's already been made and everything after is no longer a surprise

[QUOTE=papaya;47487808]i thought it was funny but I also think it would have been funnier if you ended the video before you showed the CT jump from another angle. By then the joke's already been made and everything after is no longer a surprise[/QUOTE] Now that you mention it, I realize it's dragging on for a looong time. I was going for the full "guide" feel but some times it's better not dragging on a joke if there is nothing new to it!

i found the guide really funny, have any plans for more?

[t]http://i.imgur.com/rrijjW0.jpg[/t] oh hey we doing real knives huh [t]http://i.imgur.com/T4teE5k.jpg[/t] ignore the poor choice of knifestand eh [t]http://i.imgur.com/NGPGTH2.jpg[/t] [img]http://i.imgur.com/ECWrwpv.jpg[/img] spinning a karambit without sleeves on the first time you try is gonna be a bad time. I paid $39~ ish total for those, free 2 day shipping thanks to amazon prime. Suck it Volvo

[QUOTE=Qaus;47487849]i found the guide really funny, have any plans for more?[/QUOTE] Thanks. I do have plans for a bit more, but I also want to find a way to make better resolution videos too, I'm currently restricted to a shitty laptop that can't handle recording 60fps 1080p

[QUOTE=Ricenchicken;47485403]My heart just dropped... [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/e7HCRMw.png[/thumb] How does this work? It was my first try and I don't know how to collect :v:[/QUOTE] what site is this?

it took me 166 wins of constant promotions and demotions tears and blood was spilled hundreds of dust2 matches dozens of heart attacks but I finally got there [t]http://i.imgur.com/T30BOfo.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=jamesrupert;47488610]it took me 166 wins of constant promotions and demotions tears and blood was spilled hundreds of dust2 matches dozens of heart attacks but I finally got there [t]http://i.imgur.com/T30BOfo.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Welcome to hell, floor 2.

i'd probably get out of silver faster if i got out of the habit of disconnecting as soon as i hear spoken russian

5premade ez game ez rankup

So I heard about csgopoker on a ranked game and decided to give it a try using $20 from my betting skins. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nmWrwC9.png[/IMG] [I]1000 points = 1$[/I] Played rock paper scissors and won 60$ profits lolz Poor thing posted a battle for 20$ and I won, then he posted another for 20$ and I used the same move (paper) and I won again, then he bet what he had left and I went with the counter-counter (rock) and won everything he had. lmao

[QUOTE=idiot;47488692]i'd probably get out of silver faster if i got out of the habit of disconnecting as soon as i hear spoken russian[/QUOTE] Block button and voice_enable 0 are your best buddies. Callouts are likely to be bad in silver anyway, and understanding them will take longer than it would to look at the radar.

Got my shadowplay back and to celebrate, I got an ace and very near 1v5 on mirage. 32/11/20 still lost 16-11 :( [video=youtube;-R_SsGyphs0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_SsGyphs0&feature=youtu.be[/video] and a near 1v5 in the same game [video=youtube;dyeZER2iFWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyeZER2iFWM&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[QUOTE=NeonpieDFTBA;47488864]Got my shadowplay back and to celebrate, I got an ace and very near 1v5 on mirage. 32/11/20 still lost 16-11 :( [video=youtube;-R_SsGyphs0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_SsGyphs0&feature=youtu.be[/video] and a near 1v5 in the same game [video=youtube;dyeZER2iFWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyeZER2iFWM&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE] Video's are private.

So I just got into GN1 and got Overwatch from a fucking tie I'm so fucking happy [T]http://puu.sh/h7mfN/800232c288.jpg[/T] [T]http://puu.sh/h7mhE/79c10fefe6.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Silverthing;47488946]Video's are private.[/QUOTE] oops, not sure how that happened :v: thanks

I think all the trash people from silver are starting to get better. Either that or there's nobody playing in my area at 5AM, but whichever it is I'm getting seriously tired of all the toxic players that hop on the game. I'm on the east coast of America, and have never had to deal with one of those far-east players everyone's complaining about until just yesterday. It was absolutely horrid having to constantly listen to him switch between a very non-committed "Come on guys we can still...ergh...win this" and then watching him be the first to die and having to listen to him shout at every decision made by every other player until the next round. I will say that he should practice narrating matches, because his ability to know what every single person on the team was doing at all times was legendary, and he certainly has his shouting voice down. It was like listening to a soon-to-be-parent trying to practice his disapproving/disappointed voice for when he has a child. One game after that and I got another who from round 4 to the end of the game would not shut up about other people giving him an AWP, yet refused to buy or save up for one himself. The next game after that I faced him on the opposing team, which made it feel good to kick his ass when he finally got his hands on that glorious piece of deus ex machina. On the down side though at the same time there was a guy on my team who was openly telling everyone he was deranking, which led to the entire team berating him and telling him to prove it and top-frag, which he did. I'm starting to hate smurfers even more than before. I've been floating up and down the nova/guardian ranks and every single game someone either starts off with "Don't worry guys I'm a smurf, we're here to win" or half-way through the game a smurf gets pissed off that a man on the enemy team would dare to smurf against a smurfer and go into hard-mode. What makes the feeling worse is that I made it to DMG for one game when I first started playing GO, and the game was beautiful: everyone was really helpful and understanding, they worked together beautifully and I felt bad for being the weak-link in the chain. I want to play with [I]those[/I] guys, not the computer-savvy pieces of testosterone who need to win to have fun. It's flipped the decision for me that anyone who's obviously smurfing in an overwatch game is considered griefing. I try to make sure that it's actually smurfing and not someone just having a really good game, but a lot of times you can tell that somebody just decides that they don't want to lose to a gold nova 2 and proceeds to wreck shit until the end of the game. Rant over, but the rage is endless.

I'm starting to get used to using my pistol in low-ammo situations in place of reloading and I am actually winning these situations more frequently. Also out-sniped an AWPer with a P90 (to be fair they were shit.)

[QUOTE=Protocol7;47489244]I'm starting to get used to using my pistol in low-ammo situations in place of reloading and I am actually winning these situations more frequently. Also out-sniped an AWPer with a P90 (to be fair they were shit.)[/QUOTE] Remember every loading screen tip: Switching to your pistol is faster than reloading :v:

[QUOTE=willer;47489154]...[/QUOTE] Just keep focusing on your own game, even when you have an awful team or playing vs an unbeatable smurf. Focus on what you can do better in every situation and mute people that disturb your game, think about the idea that every game is a chance to improve. You'll rank up if you have the individual skill even if it might take a while [editline]9th April 2015[/editline] Once you're able to achieve dmg+ you should join ESEA or play faceit. People tend to want to play more as a team on those services.

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;47488858]So I heard about csgopoker on a ranked game and decided to give it a try using $20 from my betting skins. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nmWrwC9.png[/IMG] [I]1000 points = 1$[/I] Played rock paper scissors and won 60$ profits lolz Poor thing posted a battle for 20$ and I won, then he posted another for 20$ and I used the same move (paper) and I won again, then he bet what he had left and I went with the counter-counter (rock) and won everything he had. lmao[/QUOTE] Fun fact, Gvazdas one of the guys who is an admin for csgopoker is a FPer.

I really need to get out of Silver IV at this point carrying teams and top-fragging and getting an ace at least once a match is honestly failing to surprise me anymore

[QUOTE=Reagy;47489940]Fun fact, Gvazdas one of the guys who is an admin for csgopoker is a FPer.[/QUOTE] Hi ;) On the topic of this, I had a ridiculous comment on my profile left by (I believe) one of the csgoskins dot net admins: [img]http://i.imgur.com/oaRNiPG.png[/img]

So, how does CSGO balance the game to give a DMG, a MG, a nova master and a nova 3 and 2 a fair game? It gives us a game with several MGs and a DMG, or a MGE and several MGs! Bonus: the DMG and MGs on our team play almost like novas.

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;47490274]Hi ;) On the topic of this, I had a ridiculous comment on my profile left by (I believe) one of the csgoskins dot net admins: [img]http://i.imgur.com/oaRNiPG.png[/img][/QUOTE] Poker = Weapon skins?

damn the overpay [t]http://i.imgur.com/R71ZkaR.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/mA01mb4.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Dizzlepro;47490370]damn the overpay [t]http://i.imgur.com/R71ZkaR.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/mA01mb4.png[/t][/QUOTE] dude that's so cheat I bet $25 on g2 and they just came back on the last map from 4-14 to 16-14 so they win the map and the match YESSSSSSSSS