Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

I tried playing CS Go after playing GTA V in first person for hours. Everything moves so fucking fast, I couldn't do anything. Felt like quake [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] Not that I don't love quake, but I don't love quake when I want to play CS

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hMjYvaW.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/42XOVjz.png[/img]

[QUOTE=residntevl;47571890][img]http://i.imgur.com/hMjYvaW.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/42XOVjz.png[/img][/QUOTE] It's not like it sticks out like a damn sore thumb.

[QUOTE=residntevl;47571890][img]http://i.imgur.com/hMjYvaW.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/42XOVjz.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/YLglEXU.png[/img] Well, I tried.

[QUOTE=residntevl;47571905][img]http://i.imgur.com/YLglEXU.png[/img] Well, I tried.[/QUOTE] At this point it's time to report for attempted scam and move on.

I just love those moments where you run past someone, go "oh shit I saw someone" run back and instantly double tap his face with a glock. "nice aimbot faggot"

[QUOTE=Reagy;47572391]I just love those moments where you run past someone, go "oh shit I saw someone" run back and instantly double tap his face with a glock. "nice aimbot faggot"[/QUOTE] Someone called me an aimbotter because I rushed through tunnel to A-site on Dust-1 and shot his back while he was looking through the doors. There was no one else on-site.

Tiny ass update go?

just played with a fucking nova 3 queued with an mg1 and a dmg wow fucking great thanks valve, for allowing people to just ruin peoples games and throw super hard, what a great system

[QUOTE=Zombii;47572876]just played with a fucking nova 3 queued with an mg1 and a dmg wow fucking great thanks valve, for allowing people to just ruin peoples games and throw super hard, what a great system[/QUOTE] I know. Thanks, Valve, for letting one game be unbalanced.

So im hovering between mg1 and nova 4 - just had a mate invite me to play with two LE's I soon discovered that skill actually equals being able to fire around corners before you have actually turned said corner but still somehow having the bullets not pass through a wall. I guess I had better learn ESP/get a better ISP or I will never get gud.

my face was like, wat

These ultra unbalanced matches never happen to me, the most unbalanced I've seen was was like 4x MGE + Silver (maybe SEM) against 2 Eagles + 2x MG2 + DMG. It was bad for the silver because he couldn't do anything, but it ended like 12-16, not bad at all from what I can remember.

[QUOTE=TheHatter;47573096]I know. Thanks, Valve, for letting one game be unbalanced.[/QUOTE] except it's happened multiple games in a row. it happens because valve matches based on team elo, and when you queue with people significantly below your rank, it just uses the highest elo in the stack multiplied by the amount of people in the stack, and not the actual cumulative elo of the team. this is why instead of dmg+4 silvers against novas and mg1s, you get dmg+4 silvers against 3dmgs, an mge and an eagle. the system was fine before they made this change [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] say youre a dmg with an imaginary internet point value of 1300, and you queue with 4 silvers with elos of 700 each, you would think your team elo would be 4100. and 6 months ago you would have been right, but ever since the anti-smurf changes, theyve made it so that instead, your team's elo is 6500. where before you would have been playing mg1s with elos of 900~1000, now youre playing against mges and dmgs with elos of 1300 each. it makes no sense and makes queueing with your low ranked friends instant suicide because you throw super hard regardless of malicious intent. i would say it makes smurfing worse, not better

Did valve make it easier to rank up or something? In the past week I went from SME to gold nova master in about 4 days with fuck all games played.

[QUOTE=mr apple;47573800]Did valve make it easier to rank up or something? In the past week I went from SME to gold nova master in about 4 days with fuck all games played.[/QUOTE] vac ban wave recently, could have been that.

I just found out, if you use ent_create to spawn weapons, they will use deagle sounds/damage values, have no recoil, and fire faster.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LGydiDN.png[/IMG] Alright LEM, lets go! I'll try for supreme this weekend, sweet VAC ban waves.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47574004]Nummy will be the next pro.[/QUOTE] Valve nerfed awp to stop that from happening, I'm pretty sure. :tinfoil: Good thing I play autosnipers only now.

[QUOTE=Zombii;47573262]except it's happened multiple games in a row. it happens because valve matches based on team elo, and when you queue with people significantly below your rank, it just uses the highest elo in the stack multiplied by the amount of people in the stack, and not the actual cumulative elo of the team. this is why instead of dmg+4 silvers against novas and mg1s, you get dmg+4 silvers against 3dmgs, an mge and an eagle. the system was fine before they made this change [editline]21st April 2015[/editline] say youre a dmg with an imaginary internet point value of 1300, and you queue with 4 silvers with elos of 700 each, you would think your team elo would be 4100. and 6 months ago you would have been right, but ever since the anti-smurf changes, theyve made it so that instead, your team's elo is 6500. where before you would have been playing mg1s with elos of 900~1000, now youre playing against mges and dmgs with elos of 1300 each. it makes no sense and makes queueing with your low ranked friends instant suicide because you throw super hard regardless of malicious intent. i would say it makes smurfing worse, not better[/QUOTE] Players are not assigned one number that is their skill as perceived by the game. Elo is not and has never been used in CSGO.

[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;47574015]Players are not assigned one number that is their skill as perceived by the game. Elo is not and has never been used in CSGO.[/QUOTE] lol yes it does, it uses a variant of the glicko-2 elo system similar to microsoft's TrueSkill rating system but supposedly 'developed and tuned' for csgo in particular please show me your evidence that csgo does not use its own variant of an elo-type system to match players based on a perceived skill value assigned to them as a number or simple set of numbers [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Tsanummy;47573997][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LGydiDN.png[/IMG] Alright LEM, lets go! I'll try for supreme this weekend, sweet VAC ban waves.[/QUOTE] please teach me to get teams of players where everyone contributes at least a little and my team doesnt have two random dmgs going 4 and 20 at the end of the match [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] also after doing my first 5 overwatch cases and going 5/5 on blatant hackers, i really have to wonder what the true amount of hackers in this game is. i feel like radar is very very widespread, and that wallhacks might be as well, just used in a way where the bottom person on scoreboard is walling, but just uses them to call out positions or stacks to his team

[QUOTE=Zombii;47574070]lol yes it does, it uses a variant of the glicko-2 elo system similar to microsoft's TrueSkill rating system but supposedly 'developed and tuned' for csgo in particular please show me your evidence that csgo does not use its own variant of an elo-type system to match players based on a perceived skill value assigned to them as a number or simple set of numbers [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] please teach me to get teams of players where everyone contributes at least a little and my team doesnt have two random dmgs going 4 and 20 at the end of the match [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] also after doing my first 5 overwatch cases and going 5/5 on blatant hackers, i really have to wonder what the true amount of hackers in this game is. i feel like radar is very very widespread, and that wallhacks might be as well, just used in a way where the bottom person on scoreboard is walling, but just uses them to call out positions or stacks to his team[/QUOTE] I just keep them motivated. Like, when they are on tilt I tease them so that they try and comeback one way or the other. Just talking a lot with my broken engrish seems to do the trick, as long as I'm saying useful stuff like: 'They often do X, so let's try to do Y to counter that', 'This guy XXXXX covers that angle exactly the same every round, go prefire him and if we fail we just trade kill and go in', 'P90 rush B guys, never fails, no pussy no coward, no stopping or I'll go Stalin on your ass with my pistol'. And when everything else fails I say 'C'mon guys, win fast, I have to masturbate' and they often laugh and play better after that :v: Edit: About the ELO system, I think he means it isn't just a simple number, but a combination of multiple factors into a function. But you can indeed determine someone's skill using numbers, how else would the mm system work.

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;47574114]I just keep them motivated. Like, when they are on tilt I tease them so that they try and comeback one way or the other. Just talking a lot with my broken engrish seems to do the trick, as long as I'm saying useful stuff like: 'They often do X, so let's try to do Y to counter that', 'This guy XXXXX covers that angle exactly the same every round, go prefire him and if we fail we just trade kill and go in', 'P90 rush B guys, never fails, no pussy no coward, no stopping or I'll go Stalin on your ass with my pistol'. And when everything else fails I say 'C'mon guys, win fast, I have to masturbate' and they often laugh and play better after that :v: Edit: About the ELO system, I think he means it isn't just a simple number, but a combination of multiple factors into a function. But you can indeed determine someone's skill using numbers, how else would the mm system work.[/QUOTE] even so, regardless, it's obvious that when you queue into a 5man or a stack with people who are 3/4 ranks below you, but not enough that you have to 5stack, that it doesn't take them into consideration so much as the highest rank, otherwise you wouldnt see silvers going up against eagles nearly as often also, i usually try to keep my teammates engaged and playing well, but the amount of guys who just shrug and go 'idk im usually nova 4 i just got dmg today' or just remain completely silent and continue to not even 1-1 on the majority of rounds just seem to keep appearing. sometimes its not even a matter of morale or score, but just straight skill inequality, i feel like a lot of people have been boosted to mge/dmg and then they soloq or something and they are just unable to aim properly or rotate well/counter opponents [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] it just sucks because i really love this game and playing competitively, but a lot of the time it feels like i'm losing and it's not really my fault, maybe i just need to practice more and git gud enough to carry all the way through LEM, idk

[QUOTE=Zombii;47574139]even so, regardless, it's obvious that when you queue into a 5man or a stack with people who are 3/4 ranks below you, but not enough that you have to 5stack, that it doesn't take them into consideration so much as the highest rank, otherwise you wouldnt see silvers going up against eagles nearly as often also, i usually try to keep my teammates engaged and playing well, but the amount of guys who just shrug and go 'idk im usually nova 4 i just got dmg today' or just remain completely silent and continue to not even 1-1 on the majority of rounds just seem to keep appearing. sometimes its not even a matter of morale or score, but just straight skill inequality, i feel like a lot of people have been boosted to mge/dmg and then they soloq or something and they are just unable to aim properly or rotate well/counter opponents [editline]22nd April 2015[/editline] it just sucks because i really love this game and playing competitively, but a lot of the time it feels like i'm losing and it's not really my fault, maybe i just need to practice more and git gud enough to carry all the way through LEM, idk[/QUOTE] This game and most of my LE games were soloQ where I absolutely destroyed and killed the mood in the enemy team, so really you can easily get higher rank if you put your opponents on tilt, going into the game already warmed up and going for some crazy frags. Or just play with 4 friends of your skill level, that makes things reaaaally easy on T-side

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;47574215]This game and most of my LE games were soloQ where I absolutely destroyed and killed the mood in the enemy team, so really you can easily get higher rank if you put your opponents on tilt, going into the game already warmed up and going for some crazy frags. Or just play with 4 friends of your skill level, that makes things reaaaally easy on T-side[/QUOTE] the problem is all my friends but 1 are silver :c i would soloq more but i feel like it's basically a 50/50 gamble of whether or not youre going to get decent guys on your team or complete shitheads

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;47574114]Edit: About the ELO system, I think he means it isn't just a simple number, but a combination of multiple factors into a function. But you can indeed determine someone's skill using numbers, how else would the mm system work.[/QUOTE] Yes, that's what I mean. I'm also trying to point out that a variant of a system somewhat similar to Elo is obviously not Elo. It annoys me to no end when people who apparently know the difference mislabel it and drive people who don't know the difference to assume.

[QUOTE=Reagy;47572391]I just love those moments where you run past someone, go "oh shit I saw someone" run back and instantly double tap his face with a glock. "nice aimbot faggot"[/QUOTE] was playing on dust2 the other day, we'd won the first few rounds so I bought a negev, I'm running up ramp as T when I get shot from pit, do a complete 180 and tap that guy with a negev he didnt stop screeching about it

[QUOTE=papaya;47574607]was playing on dust2 the other day, we'd won the first few rounds so I bought a negev, I'm running up ramp as T when I get shot from pit, do a complete 180 and tap that guy with a negev he didnt stop screeching about it[/QUOTE] Make sure to rub it in. Easy wins that way.

i just made a new account and topfragged the whole server against 3 GN3's and 2 MG2's but on my main ive been stuck in gn1 for a year. i just dont understand

you nerds want to see unbalanced ranks. [T]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/104052106/Pictures/thread/wtfcsgohell.jpg[/T] My friend had this happened to him.