Counter-Strike: Global Offensive v4 "Tec9 is a meme gun" - Games

These guys try to play an entire match without being spotted and mess with the enemy like a poltergeist by using grenades :v: [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGGF2GO7Rk[/hd]

[QUOTE=seba079;47703792]Can we stop getting mad about bhopping :v Also why's popdog called that, it's such an awful word[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://all-cs.net.ru/_ld/39/36650726.jpg[/img_thumb]

Since the last 2 VAC waves I have 6 newly people banned on my 'recently played' list, lmao. Two guys in the FFA testing the spinbot got (obviously) vacced so they don't count.

[QUOTE=Fake-XM;47702243]Bind fire, buy Tec9[/QUOTE] +jump+attack buy tec9 win round after round Also, I use scroll mixed with numbers to select weapons, mainly grenades. I can't spread my hands fast enough across the keyboard to select different nades and tapping "4 4 4 4 4" to get the one I want really slows me down.

I play15fps at 60hz [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] I got 60 until they added those damn fancy tracers

[QUOTE=blazingfly;47706361]+jump+attack buy tec9 win round after round Also, I use scroll mixed with numbers to select weapons, mainly grenades. I can't spread my hands fast enough across the keyboard to select different nades and tapping "4 4 4 4 4" to get the one I want really slows me down.[/QUOTE] You can bind specific keys to take out specific grenades. I have F and G bound to flashes and smokes.

Flashbang: Alt Smoke Grenade: x HE Grenade: 4 Decoy: z Molotov/Incendiary: c All keys next to WASD and the only thing you're losing is the radio commands which you can bind to something else if you really want to. You can also use F instead, but I've always used that as my ingame PTT key.

I had keys for specific nades for a while but I decided to just go back to using 4. I have e bound to use and enable and disable the game help thing for finding the bomb. I also use scrollwheel for jumping, since I use keyboard for weapons. I used to use the scrollwheel but I kept dying from randomly switching weapons on accident. ] is also bound to incrementvar voice_scale

How do I bind something like alt to walk toggle or crouch toggle? I don't feel comfortable having it be toggle 100% of the time since sometimes I just wanna c-tap or walk tap for the accuracy.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47706945]bindtoggle +walk afaik same with +duck[/QUOTE] Thank u very much m8

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;47706935]How do I bind something like alt to walk toggle or crouch toggle? I don't feel comfortable having it be toggle 100% of the time since sometimes I just wanna c-tap or walk tap for the accuracy.[/QUOTE] alias ayy "-duck; say ayy; bind alt lmao" alias lmao "+duck; say lmao; bind alt ayy" bind alt lmao It works, but I dunno why I made it out of order. Oh well. Edit: Well I guess Kiwi's is more efficient but mine is fun

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;47706096]Hey, who here has a Mac (or maybe a Hackintosh, but preferably the real thing) with CS:GO installed and your account has Overwatch access?[/QUOTE] I might be a bit late, but I fit all of these requirements.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/s85Qawp.jpg[/img] it took me a long time but im finally back to the rank i got when i first placed in competitive

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47707194]i dont like aliases :|[/QUOTE] If it weren't for aliases, I wouldn't be able to give people my wonderful proverbs.

[QUOTE=TheHatter;47706951]alias ayy "-duck; say ayy; bind alt lmao" alias lmao "+duck; say lmao; bind alt ayy" bind alt lmao It works, but I dunno why I made it out of order. Oh well. Edit: Well I guess Kiwi's is more efficient but mine is fun[/QUOTE] It's in the wrong order you squab! It says lmao first and then ayy! Tricked me. But thank you very much, this works. Hoorey. Used this macro of yours to make my own and it worked out real nice.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47707194]i dont like aliases :|[/QUOTE] Alises have done me a lot of good in my Source gaming times. Bless aliases for existing.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47707478]/fortune[/QUOTE] "Flattery will go far tonight." I'm actually adding fortunes to my script.

yo could anybody watch this game for me and tell me what I did wrong? i kinda lost my temper and said fuck it on some rounds, so sorry for that in advance i actually want to know what i did wrong here, besides getting out-aimed steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-SL5rN-aToR9-DG8Dc-WVkou-rNcqA [editline]11th May 2015[/editline] ranks are mg2-mge, soloq

[QUOTE=blazingfly;47706361]+jump+attack buy tec9 win round after round Also, I use scroll mixed with numbers to select weapons, mainly grenades. I can't spread my hands fast enough across the keyboard to select different nades and tapping "4 4 4 4 4" to get the one I want really slows me down.[/QUOTE] I recommend binding nades to individual keys and try to get used to not using the scroll to select weapons and nades

i hate it when i pick up an awp for people and nobody wants it so i'm stuck with it

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;47707910]i hate it when i pick up an awp for people and nobody wants it so i'm stuck with it[/QUOTE] Still better than some overconfident wannabe awper who will always ask for one and fail with it constantly

[QUOTE=Joey1;47707921]Still better than some overconfident wannabe awper who will always ask for one and fail with it constantly[/QUOTE] i'm stuck with the silver 'PIK UP TAT AWP' mentality but i know i'm not very good with it

[QUOTE=blazingfly;47697995]Gotta love DM. Take the time to aim for the head, get sprayed down by those that don't.[/QUOTE] My advice to you is to do nothing but play on headshot only servers. You will get your arse kicked to every corner of the map, until you don't anymore. It's several orders of magnitude more difficult than a random deathmatch and a great way to brute-force learn aiming and reflexes. Seriously, abstain from matchmaking, go play headshot-only servers until you can keep a close to even KDR, then when you do go back to MM you'll be way better than before.

There was this one round where it was a 1v1 and my teammate had low health, he was a t and couldnt reach the last guy or the bomb, then the enemy disconnects and we win.

1 Kill = Damage Given to "adakadabra" - 42 in 1 hit Damage Given to "Niklaus" - 97 in 6 hits Damage Given to "★ Silence ★" - 82 in 5 hits Damage Given to "Juve" - 76 in 6 hits Damage Given to "rich gang homie" - 34 in 2 hits My heart bleeds when this happens

I was winning for once and then everybody started lagging aside from me and we went from 11-2 to 13-16 :/ [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BFcgfse.png[/IMG]

I realize I'm a unranked baddie but the AWP is kind of a dumb weapon. Unlike all of the other oneshot weapons it doesn't reward careful headshooties. The only way you can fail at it is by having bad reaction time or by somehow shooting the dude in the legs. When I get deaded by a one deag or an AK 47 tap I'm like K, but when the entire pub goes 12/12 AWP and I'm the only jackass on both teams using a SG it is just dumb.

[QUOTE=Tsanummy;47708378]1 Kill = Damage Given to "adakadabra" - 42 in 1 hit Damage Given to "Niklaus" - 97 in 6 hits Damage Given to "★ Silence ★" - 82 in 5 hits Damage Given to "Juve" - 76 in 6 hits Damage Given to "rich gang homie" - 34 in 2 hits My heart bleeds when this happens[/QUOTE] Tagged once 4 players with the scout and got no kill. It literally felt like I'm gonna suffocate from my own anger clogging up my throat. And we still lost that round.

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;47708437]I realize I'm a unranked baddie but the AWP is kind of a dumb weapon. Unlike all of the other oneshot weapons it doesn't reward careful headshooties. The only way you can fail at it is by having bad reaction time or by somehow shooting the dude in the legs. When I get deaded by a one deag or an AK 47 tap I'm like K, but when the entire pub goes 12/12 AWP and I'm the only jackass on both teams using a SG it is just dumb.[/QUOTE] Please never use SG or AUG. They're the worst noob weapons ever.

[QUOTE=maxolina;47708600]Please never use SG or AUG. They're the worst noob weapons ever.[/QUOTE] And who cares if they are "noob weapons" i love SG, especially on CT side if i manage to pick one up, i will hold on to it for as long as i can. [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] Besides AUG is now only 100$ more expensive than m4 because of nerfs, so price is not the issue here either. It's just preference. I just hate how everyone are so elitists about using AK. It's good weapon, but i don't like using it.