Real Lives 2010 - "You have become mentally retarded because of a Whooping Cough" - Games

Hm, is it possible to pirate this? Game looks awesome, but honestly, I'm not gonna pay for it. [code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Gaoua in Burkina Faso's Poni Province. My parents have named me Fasolade. My surname is Apithy. My mother, Ya, is 29 and my father, Kwaku, is 30. I have a brother, Esseboe, age 1, a sister, Waseme, age 2 and a sister, Nombeko, who is 3. My sister Waseme has had measles. 1 year old Growth stunted from inadequate protein. A famine or food shortage has hit Burkina Faso. 24,465 people have died and 170,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. My brother Esseboe has had measles. 2 years old My sister Nombeko began school. 3 years old 4 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Burkina Faso. 27,940 people have died and 580,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Nombeko has had malaria. My brother Esseboe began school. 5 years old I have had malaria. 6 years old Sister Aba born. Began school. My father has had malaria. My sister Aba has had malaria. 7 years old Removed from school. My brother Esseboe has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. 8 years old Sister Nomble born. 9 years old Brother Kwesi born. My sister Nombeko has had another malaria flare-up. 10 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Sister Efua born. My sister Waseme's boyfriend Issa has died from dehydration. My sister Waseme is now working as a assembler. My sister Aba has been hurt in an accident. My sister Nomble has had malaria. My brother Kwesi has had measles. My sister Efua has had measles. 11 years old Avoided a punishment with a "white lie". My mother has had malaria. My brother Esseboe is now working as a assembler. 12 years old My sister Aba has had measles. 13 years old My father has sexually abused me. Met a new boy I like very much, named Akinlabi Awere. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Nomble began school. 14 years old I have hookworm. Sexually abused again. Avoided drinking alcohol. Akinlabi Awere broke off our relationship. Need to look for a job. Began work as a potter. My mother is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. 15 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. I have had another malaria flare-up. Sexually abused again. I was robbed. My sister Nombeko has onchocerciasis. My sister Waseme has moved out on her own. 16 years old Taiwo Amodako and my sister Waseme have married. My brother Kwesi has nearly drowned. 17 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Burkina Faso. 1,377 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has schistosomiasis. My sister Nombeko has been cured of onchocerciasis. My brother Esseboe has moved out on his own. My sister Nomble has had measles. 18 years old Moved away from home. My father has been cured of schistosomiasis. My sister Efua is now doing temporary odd jobs. 19 years old My sister Nombeko has schistosomiasis. My sister Efua has schistosomiasis. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Lied to avoid offending a friend. Denied a raise. My sister Nombeko has been cured of schistosomiasis. My sister Aba is now doing temporary odd jobs. 21 years old My sister Nombeko is now working as a seamstress. My sister Aba's boyfriend Zuberi has lymphatic filariasis. My sister Nomble is now doing temporary odd jobs. 22 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. Met a new man I like very much, named Komla Faye. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Aba has had another malaria flare-up. My sister Efua has been cured of schistosomiasis. 23 years old My boyfriend Komla and I are now engaged. The engagement is over but my boyfriend Komla and I are still seeing each other. My sister Nombeko has moved out on her own. My brother Esseboe has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My sister Aba is now working as a shoemaker. My sister Nomble is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 24 years old My parents don't approve of my engagement to Komla Faye. My boyfriend Komla and I are now engaged. My father has had another malaria flare-up. My sister Waseme has had malaria. My sister Aba has moved out on her own. 25 years old I have been cured of depression. Decided not to give money to charity. Pregnant. 26 years old I had a stroke. A famine or food shortage has hit Burkina Faso. 9,933 people have died and 240,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Komla Faye. My boyfriend Komla and I are now engaged. Son Khamisi born. My father has hepatitis. Dipuonyane Douna and my brother Esseboe are now engaged to be married. Dipuonyane Douna and my brother Esseboe have married. My brother Esseboe is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My sister Nomble has become an alcoholic. My brother Kwesi has become an alcoholic. My brother Kwesi's girlfriend Abimbola is now working as a metal worker. My sister Efua has been cured of schistosomiasis. 27 years old Died at age 27 from a stroke.[/code]

Alright, normally, I'd take the piss outta this game, but my sister married a guy with the same name as somebody I went to school with. [editline]12:37PM[/editline] "Your mother has developed arthritis of the knee." Alright, this is just creepy. My mother actually [b]has[/b] arthritis of the knee.

This life was slightly better. I, yet again, failed to move to a first world country however. [code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Bangalore in the state of Karnataka in India. My parents have named me Eloksi. My surname is Yanamandra. My mother, Ahalya, is 20 and my father, Vivek, is 27. I have a brother, Kamal, who is 3. My mother is now working as a part-time assembler. 1 year old A major earthquake has hit India. 310 people have died and 5,200,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 2 years old Peace. Brother Prabhat born. My brother Kamal began school. 3 years old My brother Kamal has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis. 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. My brother Kamal is now working as a handicraft worker. 7 years old My brother Prabhat began school. 8 years old Removed from school. My father has been cured of depression. 9 years old My mother is now working as a restaurant services worker. 10 years old Moved to a nicer place. My brother Prabhat is now doing temporary odd jobs. 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Arhendra Lokhande. We've begun seeing each other. Began work as a seamstress. My brother Prabhat is now working as a handicraft worker. 14 years old 15 years old Moved to a nicer place. My brother Kamal has moved out on his own. 16 years old Moved to a less expensive place. A major earthquake has hit India. 242 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Pregnant. My brother Prabhat is now working as a metal worker. 17 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Daughter Padmasundara born. My boyfriend Arhendra is now working as a metal worker. 18 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My boyfriend Arhendra and I are now engaged. Arhendra Lokhande and I got married this year. Moved away from home. 19 years old A major flood has hit India. 369 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My brother Prabhat has moved out on his own. Asa Pratima and my brother Prabhat are now engaged to be married. Asa Pratima and my brother Prabhat have married. 20 years old Denied a raise. 21 years old Refused to share money with my community. Unexpectedly made 273,539 rupees. 22 years old A major flood has hit India. 658 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Quit my job. Began work as an assembler. Chahna Saklani and my brother Kamal are now engaged to be married. Chahna Saklani and my brother Kamal have married. My daughter Padmasundara began school. 23 years old Pregnant. 24 years old Heavy localized fighting in Bihar state. Daughter Jaamini born. My brother Prabhat has been hurt in an accident. My daughter Padmasundara is now doing temporary odd jobs. 25 years old 26 years old Peace. My daughter Padmasundara is now working as a textile worker. My daughter Jaamini has asthma. 27 years old My brother Prabhat has appendicitis. 28 years old My father has a peptic ulcer. My brother Kamal has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. My brother Prabhat has been cured of appendicitis. 29 years old My brother Kamal has a peptic ulcer. My brother Kamal has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My daughter Jaamini began school. 30 years old My father has been cured of peptic ulcer. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has hookworm. 31 years old My brother Kamal has been cured of peptic ulcer. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 32 years old Anand born to Chahna Saklani My daughter Jaamini is now doing temporary odd jobs. 33 years old Pregnant. My father has reduced vision from cataracts. My father is now working as a part-time handicraft worker. 34 years old A major flood has hit India. 27 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. I've become an alcoholic. Tried to give up drinking Son Mohandas born. My daughter Padmasundara has moved out on her own. My daughter Padmasundara is now working as a seamstress. 35 years old Gave up drinking. 36 years old Heavy localized fighting in Tamil Nadu state. My father is now working as a shoemaker. My brother Kamal has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Ashrita born to Asa Pratima 37 years old Peace. My father has been cured of cataracts. Asmati born to Asa Pratima 38 years old Varun born to Asa Pratima My daughter Jaamini is now working as a assembler. 39 years old My son Mohandas began school. 40 years old My brother Kamal's wife Chahna has diabetes. My daughter Jaamini's boyfriend Vijay is now working as a restaurant services worker. 41 years old 42 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 110 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Civil war in Punjab state. My mother has breast cancer. My brother Kamal's wife Chahna has died at age 49 from diabetes. Sohil born to Asa Pratima My daughter Jaamini has moved out on her own. My daughter Jaamini is now working as a textile worker. 43 years old Peace. My mother has died at age 64 from breast cancer. My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. My brother Kamal has lymphedema. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has hookworm. 44 years old My brother Kamal has died at age 48 from a stroke. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 45 years old 46 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 372 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Heavy localized fighting in Tamil Nadu state. My brother Prabhat has tuberculosis. My son Mohandas is now working as a handicraft worker. 47 years old My brother Prabhat has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My brother Prabhat has died at age 46 from tuberculosis. 48 years old Peace. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has reduced vision from cataracts. My son Mohandas's girlfriend Aruksita has died at age 16 from an epileptic seizure. 49 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. My father has hookworm. My brother Prabhat's wife Asa has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage. 50 years old My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 51 years old My son Mohandas has moved out on his own. 52 years old My son Mohandas is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 53 years old I have diabetes. Darshan Prasad and my daughter Jaamini have married. Nandana Neela and my son Mohandas are now engaged to be married. Nandana Neela and my son Mohandas have married. 54 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. 55 years old My daughter Padmasundara's boyfriend Dev has died from dehydration. My son Mohandas's wife Nandana is now working as a assembler. My husband Arhendra has hookworm. 56 years old A major flood has hit India. 95 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Maharashtra state. My husband Arhendra has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 57 years old I have arthritis of the knee. My father has hookworm. 58 years old Peace. My father died from an infection at the age of 86. 59 years old Deodan born to Jaamini Prasad 60 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 1,027 people have died and 2,400,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 61 years old 62 years old Civil war in Bihar state. Kamal born to Jaamini Prasad 63 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Too old to continue working as a assembler. 64 years old Bahrat born to Jaamini Prasad My husband Arhendra has died at age 65 from a heart attack. 65 years old Died at age 65 from diabetes.[/code]

Shitty site is not sending me the email.

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;19424548]Shitty site is not sending me the email.[/QUOTE] [url]http://download.cnet.com/Real-Lives-2010/3000-7551_4-10185137.html[/url] ITS 2004 EDITION IT LIED TO ME reanoetrjoyral;skn dzbuhgne\A

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Anaecephaly? Fuck.

[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/aids3.PNG[/img] My age: 0

Ugh, is there anywhere I can get a serial key that won't download 500 viruses to my computer? I ran out of lives. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Asking for software cracks / warez." - DEADBEEF))[/highlight]

My house was burglared and the thief stole around 2.7 million kroons. or 248,795.95 dollars worth of goods. in one night.

[QUOTE=EcksDee;19425200]My house was burglared and the thief stole around 2.7 million kroons. or 248,795.95 dollars worth of goods. in one night.[/QUOTE] Lucky son of a bitch. Alright im installing the game, will edit when im done with my life.

Hah, you can bypass the 3 lives limit by reinstalling the game. >:D

God damn it, why can't the game be free? [editline]05:46PM[/editline] Sorry, educational simulator.

Born in Niger, I have been gifted with extraordinary everything(Artistic, sports etc) Died at age 1.

Here's a direct download link for those who don't want to fill in all the information. [url]http://www.educationalsimulations.com/downloads/Lives.exe[/url]

Fuck my sister is a lesbian.

[QUOTE=Trounark;19425388]Fuck my sister is a lesbian.[/QUOTE] Hot.

I have been removed from school a mere year after entering it. I want to make a badass Russian ubermensch with maxed out stats, then live like a playboy.

Im still waiting for keys to be out on the internet for this game. Or an older, free, version.

[QUOTE=The freeman;19425441]Im still waiting for keys to be out on the internet for this game. Or an older, free, version.[/QUOTE] 2007 is on pirate bay, but it's not really as good...

I was born in Long Beach, California hell yes! 1st world countries are awesome.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in the state of Uttar Pradesh in India, not far from the city of Meerut. My parents have named me Akshan. My surname is Khadri. My mother, Sona, is 20 and my father, Uttam, is 22. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old You have pertussis (whooping cough). 2 years old Asthma. 3 years old 4 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 125 people have died and 1,900,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Peace. 8 years old Removed from school. Began work as a beggar. 9 years old A major flood has hit India. 22 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began work as a beggar. 10 years old Began work as a textile worker. 11 years old 12 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Denied a raise. 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Anila Durjaya. Rejected by Anila Durjaya. 14 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Anamra Gavarasana. Rejected by Anamra Gavarasana. 15 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Met a new girl I like very much, named Samina Arasaratnam. Rejected by Samina Arasaratnam. 16 years old 17 years old Avoided drinking alcohol. Met a new girl I like very much, named Kerani Sudha. We've begun seeing each other. Girlfriend pregnant. 18 years old Moved away from home. Kerani Sudha broke off our relationship. Met a new girl I like very much, named Ibha Narayanswami. We've begun seeing each other. Girlfriend pregnant. Ended relationship with Ibha Narayanswami. 19 years old A major flood has hit India. 768 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Quit my job. Began work as a nursery school aid. My mother has asthma. 20 years old Decided to give some money to charity. A major earthquake has hit India. 78 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 21 years old Denied a raise. 22 years old Decided to vandalize some property. 23 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new woman I like very much, named Anju Parag. Rejected by Anju Parag. Met a new woman I like very much, named Upala Daryapurkar. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Upala Daryapurkar. Moved to Dehra Dun. Received a 1% pay raise. 24 years old A major flood has hit India. 2,054 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 25 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. Met a new woman I like very much, named Bhanavi Ghosal. We've begun seeing each other. Girlfriend pregnant. Bhanavi and I are now engaged!. Ended relationship with Bhanavi Ghosal. 26 years old Quit my job. Began work as a manufacturing laborer. 27 years old 28 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. 29 years old Widespread fighting in Tripura state. I was robbed. Received a 1% pay raise. My father has a peptic ulcer. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. Met a new woman I like very much, named Anuradha Salil. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 4% pay raise. My mother is now working as a handicraft worker. 31 years old Anuradha and I are now engaged. 32 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. The engagement is over and my girlfriend Anuradha and I've gone our separate ways. Met a new woman I like very much, named Asa Kittur. We've begun seeing each other. My father has hookworm. 33 years old Asa Kittur broke off our relationship. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 34 years old My father has been cured of peptic ulcer. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Quit my job. Began work as a foreman. 36 years old A major flood has hit India. 1,440 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 37 years old 38 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My father has died at age 61 from tuberculosis. 39 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 41 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Urvashi Prasad. Rejected by Urvashi Prasad. Received a 4% pay raise. My mother has gone blind from cataracts. 42 years old Decided to steal. Caught stealing. Sentenced to two years of probation. My mother has died at age 63 from an asthma attack. 43 years old 44 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Ibha Chander. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ibha Chander. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major flood has hit India. 250 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 46 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Denied a raise. 47 years old Died at age 47 from an asthma attack.[/code] got so many girls preggers :smug:

But I have a retarded name: Magdalena. I guess I could go by the name of Maggy.

I hate my life, my sister just got raped. [b]Edit:[/b] In the good news, i moved illegaly from China to the U.S.A New York and started working in a restaurant, fuck yeah!

Me and me spouse make 10k a month. I went to College and Graduate school, and I still can't be a lawyer. Thats bullshat. Anyway, I am a school administrator. [editline]11:09AM[/editline] I received a 7% pay raise.

Oh shit guys, i just engaged a girl with a 1mil worth of housenet, im marrying her right now. [b]EDIT:[/b] Fuck yes, im rich!!!

I should have know this would happen. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/rz7P0G.jpg[/img]

[code] 0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Long Beach in the state of California in the United States. My parents have named me Magdalena. My surname is Rincon. My mother, Isabel, is 22 and my father, Donaldo, is 27. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old My mother is now working as a librarian. 2 years old My mother is now working as a business service agent. 3 years old My mother has breast cancer. 4 years old Moved to a nicer place. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 13 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 14 years old 15 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new boy I like very much, named Timoteo Braga. Rejected by Timoteo Braga. My father has a peptic ulcer. 16 years old My mother has died at age 39 from breast cancer. My father has been cured of peptic ulcer. 17 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Helped out a beggar. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 19 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Alfonso Bustos. Rejected by Alfonso Bustos. 20 years old 21 years old 22 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. Graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice. Began graduate school. Met a new man I like very much, named Tomás Palacios. We've begun seeing each other. 23 years old I have been cured of depression. 24 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 25 years old My boyfriend Tomás and I are now engaged. 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Law. Tomás Palacios and I got married this year. Moved away from home. 27 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. Donated to a disaster relief charity. Began work as a marketing director. 28 years old I have been cured of depression. A major fire has hit the United States. 7 people have died and 44,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. Not accepted in vocational school. My father has been cured of depression. 29 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 30 years old 31 years old Invested 1000 dollars in a bank account. 32 years old 33 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 34 years old My father is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. 35 years old 36 years old 37 years old Daughter Rosa born. My father has prostate cancer. 38 years old My father has died at age 66 from prostate cancer. 39 years old 40 years old Daughter Eva born. 41 years old 42 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My daughter Rosa began school. 43 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 44 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 45 years old My daughter Eva began school. 46 years old Car was stolen. 47 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Received a 4% pay raise. Denied a raise. 48 years old Not accepted in vocational school. 49 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 50 years old Car was stolen. 51 years old I have been cured of depression. 52 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My husband Tomás has arthritis of the knee. 53 years old My husband Tomás has hepatitis. 54 years old My daughter Rosa has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Rosa began college. My husband Tomás has Cured of hepatitis. 55 years old Shared some money with my community. Shared some money I received. Helped out an indigent person. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. 56 years old My daughter Rosa has been placed on academic probation. 57 years old A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 36,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Moved to Boston. My daughter Rosa has been expelled from college. My daughter Eva has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Eva began college. 58 years old My daughter Rosa is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 59 years old My daughter Rosa has moved out on her own. My daughter Rosa's boyfriend Aureleo is now working as a garbage collector. 60 years old 61 years old My daughter Eva has graduated from college with a degree in Psychology. My daughter Eva has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My daughter Eva is now working as a chemical plant operator. 62 years old 63 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 64 years old Aureleo Valderrama and my daughter Rosa have married. 65 years old 66 years old Died at age 66 from an accident caused by senile dementia. [/code] Lived rich, got rich kids.

To be honest, my life sucked ass. [code]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in China's Ningxia Hui Province, not far from the city of Yinchuan. My parents have named me Zhou. My surname is Lam. My mother, Lai, is 24 and my father, Wu, is 30. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old I suffered a case of food poisoning. 2 years old You have pertussis (whooping cough). Sister Xiu Lan born. 3 years old Moved to a nicer place. Sister Hua born. My mother is now working as a part-time seamstress. 4 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 126 people have died and 19,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 5 years old Heavy localized fighting in Shaanxi province. My sister Xiu Lan has had measles. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Peace. Removed from school. My sister Xiu Lan began school. 8 years old My sister Xiu Lan is no longer able to attend school. My sister Hua began school. 9 years old My sister Hua is no longer able to attend school. 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Moved to a nicer place. Helped out a beggar. 14 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My father has died at age 45 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. 15 years old Began work as a textile worker. Decided to look for a job. My sister Xiu Lan's girlfriend Xiu Lan is now working as a farm worker. 16 years old Helped out an indigent person. Met a new girl I like very much, named Xiao Ya Ping. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Xiao Ya Ping. My sister Xiu Lan is now working as a seamstress. 17 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new girl I like very much, named Yap Wan. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Hua is now working as a farm worker. 18 years old Moved to a nicer place. Moved away from home. Received a 5% pay raise. Received a 1% pay raise. Quit my job. Began work as a construction worker. Denied a raise. My mother is now working as a seamstress. 19 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. Received a 5% pay raise. My sister Xiu Lan is now working as a farm worker. 20 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Invested 500 yuan in a bank account. 21 years old My sister Xiu Lan has moved out on her own. My sister Hua has moved out on her own. My sister Hua's boyfriend Jun is now working as a farm worker. 22 years old Ended relationship with Yap Wan. Received a 4% pay raise. Invested 607 yuan in a bank account. Cashed in 607 yuan from a bank account. Invested 607 yuan in a bank account. Cashed in 510 yuan from a bank account. Cashed in 607 yuan from a bank account. Invested 1117 yuan in a bank account. 23 years old 24 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 25 years old 26 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Eng Xiao Li. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Eng Xiao Li. 27 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Hsieh Xiu Lan. We've begun seeing each other. Denied a raise. 28 years old Hsieh Xiu Lan broke off our relationship. Denied a raise. 29 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Mi Zi. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mi Zi. Denied a raise. 30 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 53 people have died and 31,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. My sister Hua has given up drinking. 31 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Guo Er Hong. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Guo Er Hong. Invested 1221 yuan in a bank account. Cashed in 1221 yuan from a bank account. Cashed in 1221 yuan from a bank account. Moved to the United States. Moved to New York. Began work as a restaurant services worker. 32 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Jiao Shi Ting. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Jiao Shi Ting. Received a 3% pay raise. 33 years old 34 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Lim De. Rejected by Lim De. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. 36 years old Denied a raise. 37 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 38 years old 39 years old Invested 15000 dollars in land. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 29,222 dollars. Received a 4% pay raise. 41 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 42 years old 43 years old 44 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Kun Mu. Rejected by Kun Mu. 45 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My mother has arthritis of the knee. 46 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Received a 4% pay raise. 47 years old I have a peptic ulcer. Received a 3% pay raise. 48 years old 49 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Chao Yue. Rejected by Chao Yue. Met a new woman I like very much, named Jong An Mei. Rejected by Jong An Mei. Met a new woman I like very much, named Chang Chun. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Chang Chun. Met a new woman I like very much, named Chow Mei Li. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Chow Mei Li. Met a new woman I like very much, named Yao Ying. We've begun seeing each other. Denied a raise. Ying and I are now engaged!. 50 years old Yao Ying and I got married this year. 51 years old I have been cured of peptic ulcer. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. 52 years old 53 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 54 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. 55 years old I have a peptic ulcer. Decided not to give money to charity. 56 years old 57 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 58 years old 59 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. Received a 1% pay raise. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old I have been cured of peptic ulcer. My sister Xiu Lan's girlfriend Xiao Li is now working as a part-time writer. 62 years old Received a 1% pay raise. My sister Hua has died at age 60 from a stroke. 63 years old My wife Ying has arthritis of the knee. 64 years old My country is involved in a major war abroad. 11,856 American soldiers have been killed. My sister Xiu Lan's girlfriend Xiao Li has died at age 73 from diabetes. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. 66 years old Too old to continue working as a restaurant services worker. Began work as a potter. Moved back home. Moved away from home. My sister Xiu Lan has had a stroke. 67 years old Died at age 67 from a stroke. [/code]

I need a key! :argh: