Real Lives 2010 - "You have become mentally retarded because of a Whooping Cough" - Games

I was an athletic Vietnamese lesbian, who later became a foreman. [code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in Vietnam's Yen Bai Province, not far from the city of Yen Bai. My parents have named me Bich Thuy. My surname is Che. My mother, Quy, is 20 and my father, Chien, is 19. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional athletic ability. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 1 year old My mother is now working as a laborer. 2 years old 3 years old I've had measles. My father has hookworm. 4 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Hoa Binh province. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 5 years old 6 years old You have pertussis (whooping cough). Peace. Began school. 7 years old Removed from school. 8 years old My mother has hookworm. 9 years old My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 10 years old 11 years old Began work as a laborer. 12 years old A major flood has hit Vietnam. 2 people have died and 2*100*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Phan Thuan. We've begun seeing each other. 14 years old Lied to avoid offending a friend. 15 years old 16 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Quit my job. Began work as a professional athlete. 17 years old 18 years old Helped out a beggar. Avoided drinking alcohol. Ended relationship with Phan Thuan. 19 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Truc Phan. We've begun seeing each other. 20 years old 21 years old 22 years old Moved to a nicer place. Received a 1% pay raise. 23 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Helped out an indigent person. 24 years old Widespread fighting in Lang Son province. 25 years old Ended relationship with Truc Phan. Met a new woman I like very much, named Nguyet Nguyen. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 2% pay raise. 26 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Peace. Moved away from home. 27 years old Nguyet Nguyen broke off our relationship. 28 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Nhu Nguyen. We've begun seeing each other. Denied a raise. Received a 1% pay raise. Invested 22700000 dong in medium-risk stock. 29 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. 30 years old Began work as a foreman. My father has hookworm. 31 years old A major flood has hit Vietnam. 298 people have died and 2*700*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Nhu Nguyen broke off our relationship. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 32 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Bich Thuy Vu-Pham. We've begun seeing each other. 33 years old A major flood has hit Vietnam. 205 people have died and 1*800*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 34 years old Bich Thuy Vu-Pham broke off our relationship. 35 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Lien Lok. We've begun seeing each other. 36 years old 37 years old 38 years old You have pelvic inflammatory disease due to a chlamydia infection. Ended relationship with Lien Lok. 39 years old A major flood has hit Vietnam. 8 people have died and 2*000*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. Met a new woman I like very much, named Bua Nguyen. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 3% pay raise. 40 years old I have been cured of pelvic inflammatory disease. A major flood has hit Vietnam. 14 people have died and 2*500*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My mother is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. 41 years old Bua Nguyen broke off our relationship. My mother is now working as a part-time farm worker. 42 years old 43 years old Refused to share money with my community. Unexpectedly made 65*711*028 dong. Caught trying to sneak into the United States. 44 years old 45 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Denied a raise. Received a 1% pay raise. 46 years old A major flood has hit Vietnam. 17 people have died and 2*100*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 47 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 48 years old I have reduced vision from cataracts. Invested 80000000 dong in low-risk stock. Invested 80000000 dong in low-risk stock. Invested 3539200 dong in low-risk stock. Invested 884800 dong in a bank account. 49 years old 50 years old My mother has hookworm. 51 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Nguyet Khong. We've begun seeing each other. My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My girlfriend Nguyet has hookworm. My girlfriend Nguyet has died at age 53 from suicide. 52 years old Civil war in Ninh Binh province. Met a new woman I like very much, named Hoai Nguyen. We've begun seeing each other. 53 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. 54 years old Hoai Nguyen broke off our relationship. 55 years old I have been cured of depression. A major flood has hit Vietnam. 14 people have died and 2*900*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My father has suffered an epileptic seizure. 56 years old 57 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Bich Thuy Phu. We've begun seeing each other. Moved to the United States. Moved to Orlando. Began work as a foreman. 58 years old Peace. My mother has died at age 79 from uterine cancer. 59 years old I have been cured of cataracts. 60 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ngoc Minh. We've begun seeing each other. 61 years old Ngoc Minh broke off our relationship. 62 years old 63 years old I have diabetes. 64 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 65 years old Died at age 65 from diabetes. [/code]

reviewmad2: Your son's girlfriend Dona has been raped. reviewmad2: wow reviewmad2: my son did that or what Zithra: LOLD

[QUOTE=Trounark;19425388]Fuck my sister is a lesbian.[/QUOTE] Are you sure it's not just a guy with some weird name? I had a character who went through 30 girls in his life time and I can't say I ever even got the option for a guy.

reviewmad2: Your brother pascoal has been cured of lung cancer. reviewmad2: how? reviewmad2: a cure for cancer? reviewmad2: THIS GAME IS OUR FUTURE Zithra: LOL

Fuck, I'm sick of living in third world countries and being a retard.

I had whooping cough when I was a baby. :(

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Belo Horizonte in the state of Minas Gerais in Brazil. My parents have named me Elana. My surname is Reis. My mother, Lucrecia, is 21 and my father, Tomas, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now doing temporary odd jobs. 1 year old My mother is now working as a assembler. 2 years old Brother Odoardo born. My father has given up drinking. 3 years old Sister Cristina born. 4 years old 5 years old Brother Pascoal born. 6 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 27,583 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began school. 7 years old My brother Odoardo began school. 8 years old My sister Cristina began school. 9 years old My sister Cristina has had measles. 10 years old My brother Pascoal began school. 11 years old Began work as a handicraft worker. 12 years old 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Martinho Pinto. We've begun seeing each other. Denied a raise. Quit school. Began work as a textile worker. 14 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Martinho Pinto broke off our relationship. Met a new boy I like very much, named Joaquim Parrela. Rejected by Joaquim Parrela. Met a new boy I like very much, named Leandro Figuiera. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. Received a 2% pay raise. My boyfriend Leandro is now working as a assembler. 15 years old Son Ronaldo born. My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 16 years old Leandro Figuiera broke off our relationship. Met a new boy I like very much, named Lopes Alves. We've begun seeing each other. 17 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Rondonia state. Lopes Alves broke off our relationship. 18 years old Moved away from home. 19 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Met a new boy I like very much, named Germano Parrela. Rejected by Germano Parrela. My brother Odoardo has graduated from secondary school. My sister Cristina has a peptic ulcer. My sister Cristina's boyfriend Paulino is now working as a blacksmith. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. Decided to vandalize some property. Applied for and received public assistance. Met a new man I like very much, named Severino Santos. Rejected by Severino Santos. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Carmo Pauleta and my brother Odoardo are now engaged to be married. Carmo Pauleta and my brother Odoardo have married. My brother Odoardo has moved out on his own. My sister Cristina has graduated from secondary school. My sister Cristina is now working as a seamstress. My son Ronaldo began school. 21 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Moved to Joao Pessoa. My brother Odoardo is now working as a handicraft worker. My sister Cristina has moved out on her own. My sister Cristina's boyfriend Alexandre is now doing temporary odd jobs. 22 years old My sister Cristina has been cured of depression. My sister Cristina's boyfriend Eugenio has given up drugs. My brother Pascoal has graduated from secondary school. 23 years old Receiving public assistance. Began work as a restaurant services worker. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. My brother Pascoal has moved out on his own. 24 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Met a new man I like very much, named Simao Dos Santos. Rejected by Simao Dos Santos. Met a new man I like very much, named Martinho Cunha. Rejected by Martinho Cunha. Met a new man I like very much, named Liberio Fernandes. Rejected by Liberio Fernandes. My mother has been cured of depression. My brother Pascoal is now working as a handicraft worker. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. I was robbed. Met a new man I like very much, named Javier Pinto. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. 26 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 9,450 people have died and 7,600,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Son Cristovao born. 27 years old Javier and I are now engaged!. Received a 1% pay raise. 28 years old Javier Pinto and I got married this year. Denied a raise. Quit my job. Began work as a garbage collector. My brother Odoardo has suffered an epileptic seizure. My brother Odoardo is now working as a metal worker. Elana Rui and my brother Pascoal are now engaged to be married. Elana Rui and my brother Pascoal have married. 29 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Moved to the United Kingdom. Moved to London. Began work as a nursery school aid. My husband Javier is now working as a street vendor. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Odoardo's wife Carmo is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My husband Javier is now working as a garbage collector. 31 years old Denied a raise. My son Cristovao began school. 32 years old My son Ronaldo has graduated from secondary school. 33 years old My son Ronaldo is now doing temporary odd jobs. 34 years old My brother Pascoal is now working as a garbage collector. My son Ronaldo has moved out on his own. My son Ronaldo is now working as a street vendor. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My son Ronaldo is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 36 years old My father has asthma. 37 years old Decided to use my job illegally to make money. Made an extra 3,600 pounds illegally. My sister Cristina has been cured of peptic ulcer. 38 years old Lucrecia born to Carmo Pauleta 39 years old My mother has arthritis of the knee. My father is now working as a part-time restaurant services worker. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Decided to use my job illegally to make money. Made an extra 11,971 pounds illegally. 41 years old Denied a raise. Quit my job. Began work as a temporary odd jobs. My mother died from an infection at the age of 63. 42 years old Moved back home. Moved away from home. Moved back home. Moved away from home. My father is now working as a street vendor. 43 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. My son Cristovao has graduated from secondary school. My son Cristovao is now working as a laborer. 44 years old My son Cristovao began college. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. My son Cristovao has moved out on his own. 46 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. 47 years old Denied a raise. My son Cristovao's girlfriend Dores has graduated from college with a degree in Accounting. My son Cristovao's girlfriend Dores began graduate school. 48 years old My son Cristovao has graduated from college with a degree in Physics. My son Cristovao began graduate school. 49 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. My brother Pascoal has lung cancer. 50 years old Receiving public assistance. Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Pascoal has been cured of lung cancer. 51 years old In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Cristovao has been placed on academic probation. 52 years old My son Cristovao has been expelled from graduate school. My son Cristovao is now working as a special education teacher. 53 years old My father has ischemic heart disease. 54 years old My father has died at age 76 from a heart attack. Emilia Taffarel and my son Ronaldo are now engaged to be married. Emilia Taffarel and my son Ronaldo have married. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 56 years old Denied a raise. 57 years old I have diabetes. Pedro born to Emilia Taffarel My son Cristovao has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 58 years old Branca Pereira and my son Cristovao are now engaged to be married. 59 years old 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Quit my job. Began work as a manufacturing laborer. 61 years old Died at age 61 from diabetes. [/code]

Age 6 Began school "You are having trouble in school. Would you like to increase study time?" Wow, I didn't know China was that harsh in school [code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in China's Nei Monggol Province, not far from the city of Hohhot. My parents have named me Hong. My surname is Huang. My mother, Ah Lam, is 21 and my father, Shi K'ai, is 21. I have a sister, Zhen, who is 2. My mother is now working as a part-time laborer. My father has been cured of trichuriasis. My father is now working as a farm worker. 1 year old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 4,597 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 2 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,060 people have died and 35,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 3 years old My sister Zhen began school. 4 years old My mother is now working as a laborer. My father is now working as a miner. My sister Zhen is no longer able to attend school. 5 years old Moved to a nicer place. Brother Xing Li born. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 12 people have died and 31,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 18,262 Chinese soldiers have been killed. Removed from school. 8 years old Peace. My brother Xing Li has become mentally retarded due to pertussis (whooping cough). 9 years old 10 years old My brother Xing Li began school. 11 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Hubei province. 12 years old My sister Zhen is now working as a laborer. 13 years old 14 years old Avoided drinking alcohol. 15 years old Began work as a farm worker. Decided to look for a job. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 651 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Met a new boy I like very much, named Peng Jang Lu. We've begun seeing each other. 16 years old Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. My sister Zhen has moved out on her own. 17 years old 18 years old Peace. My brother Xing Li's girlfriend Ben Xu is now working as a laborer. 19 years old Avoided drinking alcohol. Peng Jang Lu broke off our relationship. 20 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Met a new man I like very much, named Hang Yuan. Rejected by Hang Yuan. 21 years old Widespread fighting in Hebei province. Avoided drinking alcohol. 22 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Peace. My brother Xing Li has graduated from secondary school. My brother Xing Li is now working as a farm worker. 23 years old Moved to a nicer place. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new man I like very much, named Ge Cheng Ho. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ge Cheng Ho. My brother Xing Li has moved out on his own. 24 years old Civil war in Liaoning province. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new man I like very much, named Shang Tse Tung. We've begun seeing each other. Denied a raise. Moved away from home. My boyfriend Tse Tung is now working as a miner. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,517 people have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Peace. My sister Zhen has hookworm. 26 years old I have roundworms. Shang Tse Tung broke off our relationship. My brother Xing Li is now working as a farm worker. 27 years old Cured of ascariasis. Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". My father has appendicitis. Yee Zhuo and my brother Xing Li are now engaged to be married. Yee Zhuo and my brother Xing Li have married. 28 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,343 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My father has been cured of appendicitis. 29 years old 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 31 years old 32 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Fa Li Ben. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. My sister Zhen has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 33 years old Daughter Ho born. He Chong Xian and my sister Zhen have married. My daughter Ho has had measles. 34 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 840 people have died and 15,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Heavy localized fighting in Liaoning province. Li Ben and I are now engaged!. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. Fa Li Ben and I got married this year. My sister Zhen has roundworms. 36 years old My father has diabetes. My sister Zhen has been cured of ascariasis. My husband Li Ben has become an alcoholic. 37 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 223 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 38 years old Heavy localized fighting in Shanghai province. My daughter Ho began school. 39 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My mother is now working as a part-time farm worker. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother is now working as a farm worker. 41 years old Invested 68300 yuan in land. Invested 10000 yuan in a bank account. My mother has reduced vision from cataracts. My daughter Ho is no longer able to attend school. 42 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 245 people have died and 5,400,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Peace. Cashed in 1366 yuan from a bank account. Invested 1366 yuan in low-risk stock. My mother has been cured of cataracts. My father has been hurt in an accident. 43 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 101 people have died and 5,100,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 44 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 4 people have died and 7,200,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My sister Zhen's husband Chong Xian has hookworm. 46 years old My sister Zhen's husband Chong Xian has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 47 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 62 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 9,847 Chinese soldiers have been killed. My mother has gone blind from cataracts. My sister Zhen's husband Chong Xian has asthma. My daughter Ho is now working as a farm worker. 48 years old Peace. 49 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 619 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Helped out an indigent person. My father has hookworm. 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My husband slapped me. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My husband Li Ben has given up drinking. 51 years old Lost my investment in a bank account. Cashed in 0 yuan from a bank account. Cashed in 2488 yuan from low-risk stock. Invested 70000 yuan in land. My mother has been cured of cataracts. My father has died at age 73 from a stroke. My brother Xing Li's wife Zhuo has been cured of depression. My daughter Ho's boyfriend Diao is now working as a laborer. 52 years old My mother has died at age 74 from a stroke. 53 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 26 people have died and 4,600,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My sister Zhen has arthritis of the knee. My brother Xing Li has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My daughter Ho has been cured of depression. 54 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,009 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My brother Xing Li's wife Zhuo has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major tropical storm has hit China. 5 people have died and 1,900,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Sichuan province. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My sister Zhen's husband Chong Xian is now working as a part-time farm worker. My daughter Ho has moved out on her own. 56 years old Peace. My sister Zhen has died at age 59 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. My brother Xing Li has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage. 57 years old 58 years old 59 years old My husband threw something at me. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My daughter Ho has given up drinking. 61 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 4,386 Chinese soldiers have been killed. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. 62 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. Cashed in 110147 yuan from land. Cashed in 77735 yuan from land. 63 years old Peace. My brother Xing Li's wife Zhuo has diabetes. 64 years old My sister Zhen's husband Chong Xian has died at age 70 from an asthma attack. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 336 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My husband Li Ben has trichuriasis (whip worm). 66 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Yunnan province. Too old to continue working as a farm worker. Began work as a small farmer. My husband Li Ben has died at age 67 from a heart attack. 67 years old I have diabetes. Chiang Sze and my daughter Ho have married. 68 years old Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. My brother Xing Li has been cured of depression. My daughter Ho has given up drugs. My daughter Ho's husband Sze has died at age 41 from an accident caused by senile dementia. 69 years old Peace. My daughter Ho has given up drugs. 70 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 399 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My brother Xing Li is now working as a part-time farm worker. 71 years old I've gone blind from glaucoma. Too old to continue working as a small farmer. Began work as a beggar. Denied a raise. Denied a raise. Denied a raise. Denied a raise. My brother Xing Li's wife Zhuo has died at age 67 from tuberculosis. 72 years old 73 years old 74 years old Died at age 74 from diabetes. [/code] I named my daughter 'Ho', she had drug problems and was an alcoholic

I had a son named Alice

What's with the dying at age 60 bull shit? The average life expectancy for most countries is in the high seventies/low eighties and all the life logs I see are people dying at age 65!

So I was named Gobind Talip. Goddamn what a start. I'm strong, athletic and stupid. Business life, here I come! What, why was I playing the 2004 version.. Dammit, dl'n the newest version.

15 years old I was raped.

[QUOTE=Marijuanananana;19425807]I should have know this would happen. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/rz7P0G.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] what the fuck? who wants to go INTO north Korea? :crossarms: did you escape then you wanted to come back?

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;19425996]Are you sure it's not just a guy with some weird name? I had a character who went through 30 girls in his life time and I can't say I ever even got the option for a guy.[/QUOTE] No, it said your sister's GIRLFRIEND *insert bad thing here because my life sucked*

I have a brother named Dong and his wife is named Ho. Why did I laugh :geno:

[QUOTE=whatnow V2;19426890]what the fuck? who wants to go INTO north Korea? :crossarms: did you escape then you wanted to come back?[/QUOTE] I was escaping Nigeria and NK was the only country I could emigrate to with my 200 dollars

You think you all have it bad I can't even install it

How can I get the ability to max a character out? I want to make an Ubermensch, dammit.

I got an excellent Indian woman, as her Intelligence was 97 on birth. But my parents removed me from school. OH COME ON!

[QUOTE=Trounark;19425257]Lucky son of a bitch. Alright im installing the game, will edit when im done with my life.[/QUOTE] You think thats bad, a guy broke into my house and stole 2 million US dollars.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19427170]How can I get the ability to max a character out? I want to make an Ubermensch, dammit.[/QUOTE] You can use the character editor to start with max ability but the stats slowly diminish over time

Since I have Real Lives 2007 can I patch it to this version?

No, it's like a sequel. It's only 36MB anyway. You know those disasters which you always hear about? One finally happened to me. We're bloody poor now. Who's idea was it to make Bangladesh entirely flood plains anyway? Oh sweet jesus, another year another flood... 100,000 Takas washed away. Fuck, pulled out of school aged 7. This isn't going to be a good life.

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in the state of Delhi in India, not far from the city of Delhi. My parents have named me Parvani. My surname is Arasaratnam. My mother, Hansa, is 26 and my father, Aparthiva, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional musical ability. 1 year old Peace. My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 2 years old I've had measles. My father is now working as a farm worker. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old A major flood has hit India. 197 people have died and 40,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began school. My father has hookworm. 7 years old Moved to a nicer place. My mother is now working as a handicraft worker. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 8 years old Removed from school. Began work as a beggar. 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old Moved to a nicer place. 13 years old A major flood has hit India. 529 people have died and 54,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 14 years old 15 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Jaidev Satayu. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. 16 years old Daughter Veera born. Pregnant. My boyfriend Jaidev has graduated from secondary school. My boyfriend Jaidev is now working as a subsistence farmer. 17 years old Son Abjit born. Pregnant. 18 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My boyfriend Jaidev and I are now engaged. Daughter Aja born. Began work as a textile worker. Quit my job. Started up a bakery business. Started up a bakery business. My mother has diabetes. My mother has died at age 45 from tuberculosis. My boyfriend Jaidev is now working as a farm worker. 19 years old My bakery business lost -2,023 rupees. Jaidev Satayu and I got married this year. Moved away from home. Closed my bakery business. Began work as a textile worker. Pregnant. Son Adhibu born. Son Adit born. Son Agha born. Daughter Ahalya born. Son Adit born. 20 years old Daughter Aja born. Received a 2% pay raise. Denied a raise. Borrowed 5000 rupees in a family loan loan. Borrowed 5000 rupees in a family loan loan. Borrowed 5000 rupees in a family loan loan. My son Abjit has had measles. 21 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My daughter Veera began school. My son Adhibu has had measles. 22 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Kerala state. My son Abjit began school. 23 years old Began work as a farm worker. Began work as a musician. I left my family. Left my marriage. Met a new man I like very much, named Sri Pane. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. My daughter Aja began school. My daughter Aja has had measles. 24 years old A major flood has hit India. 845 people have died and 46,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Peace. Daughter Ahi born. Moved back home. Pregnant. My daughter Aja is no longer able to attend school. My son Adhibu began school. My son Adit began school. My son Agha began school. My daughter Ahalya began school. My son Adit began school. 25 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Son Adhibu born. Met a new man I like very much, named Manusama Ramli. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Manusama Ramli. My daughter Ahalya is no longer able to attend school. My son Adit is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Aja began school. 26 years old Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend.. Moved away from home. Killed trying to enter North Korea.[/code] :(

Started in Finland, named Ukko Raikkonen with all stats maxed out (how more badass can you start), quit my family at 11, skipped a year in school, smoked, drunk and got high, got gfs and left them pregnant before breaking up with them, vandalised and stole, got to college and studied Criminal justice, worked all this time as a garbage collector, at 18 started working as a professional athlete, went to university and studied Politics, worked worked worked, more gfs which I left pregnant and broke up with them after it, finished politics, went to trade school and studied business management. Finished it, started to work in the government and afterwards pretty boring.

I tried to have a baby, my wife got pregnant... 4 years on and it's still in there :iiam: It came out 5 years into the pregnancy. :raise: [code]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Rajshahi Division, not far from the city of Rajshahi. My parents have named me Gabir. My surname is Fakir Syed Aizazuddin. My mother, Rezeya, is 29 and my father, Mansoor, is 30. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now working as a subsistence farmer. 1 year old Brother Daud born. 2 years old Brother Munir born. 3 years old I've had measles. Heavy localized fighting in Chittagong division. My mother has been cured of depression. My father has hookworm. My brother Munir has had measles. 4 years old Peace. 5 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 67 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 6 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 936 people have died and 11,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Began school. My brother Daud began school. 7 years old Removed from school. My brother Munir began school. 8 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 0 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Munir is no longer able to attend school. 9 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 1,463 people have died and 3,500,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 10 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 137 people have died and 5,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Daud is no longer able to attend school. 11 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 123 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 12 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 552 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Nasha Alim-ud-Din. Rejected by Nasha Alim-ud-Din. 14 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 1,888 people have died and 9,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My girlfriend Rabab has died from dehydration. Met a new girl I like very much, named Rabab Saeed Ahmed. Rejected by Rabab Saeed Ahmed. Need to look for a job. Began work as a farm worker. Received a 4% pay raise. 15 years old My brother Daud is now working as a farm worker. My brother Munir is now working as a laborer. 16 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Bushra Ijaz Ahmed. Rejected by Bushra Ijaz Ahmed. 17 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Khalida Amir Elahi. We've begun seeing each other. 18 years old Lied to avoid offending a friend. My girlfriend Khalida is not ready for marriage. My brother Daud has moved out on his own. 19 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 71 people have died and 75,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Munir has moved out on his own. My brother Munir is now working as a farm worker. 20 years old Took up smoking. Khalida and I are now engaged!. My girlfriend Khalida has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 21 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Khulna division. Helped out a beggar. Khalida Amir Elahi and I got married this year. 22 years old I have hookworm. Quit my job. Began work as a farm worker. 23 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 474 people have died and 19,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Moved away from home. 24 years old 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 481 people have died and 8,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Invested 2000 takas in jewelry. Received a 4% pay raise. 26 years old My father has hookworm. 27 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 216 people have died and 5,600,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 28 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 114 people have died and 68,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. Received a 5% pay raise. 29 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My mother is now working as a farm worker. 30 years old My mother has colon cancer. 31 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 388 people have died and 11,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Donated to a disaster relief charity. My mother has died at age 61 from colon cancer. Massima Shahid Mahmood and my brother Munir are now engaged to be married. Massima Shahid Mahmood and my brother Munir have married. My brother Munir is now working as a small farmer. 32 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 684 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Wife pregnant. 33 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 9 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Khalida Mohammad Farooq and my brother Daud are now engaged to be married. Khalida Mohammad Farooq and my brother Daud have married. 34 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 333 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 35 years old My brother Daud's wife Khalida has died at age 38 from tetanus. My wife Khalida has had malaria. Daughter Prema born. 36 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 326 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has asthma. 37 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 877 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. 38 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 453 people have died and 45,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Civil war in Dhaka division. Received a 4% pay raise. Son Arshad born. 39 years old 40 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 184 people have died and 8,800,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 41 years old Received a 6% pay raise. My daughter Prema began school. 42 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 100 people have died and 4,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Munir's wife Massima has reduced vision from cataracts. 43 years old Died at age 43 from AIDS. [/code]

I am going to go into the mafia somehow

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in the state of Tamil Nadu in India, not far from the city of Tuticorin. My parents have named me Balraj. My surname is Chirag. My mother, Meena, is 22 and my father, Ashok, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old Moved to a less expensive place. A major earthquake has hit India. 69 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 2 years old Peace. Brother Krishna born. 3 years old Sister Avisya born. My brother Krishna has had measles. 4 years old My sister Avisya has had measles. 5 years old 6 years old A major tropical storm has hit India. 206 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began school. 7 years old A major flood has hit India. 196 people have died and 53,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Removed from school. My brother Krishna began school. 8 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 656 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Avisya began school. 9 years old 10 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 25 people have died and 2,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Civil war in Karnataka state. My brother Krishna is no longer able to attend school. 11 years old A major flood has hit India. 562 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. 12 years old 13 years old The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Met a new girl I like very much, named Naresha Harbir. Rejected by Naresha Harbir. My father is now working as a farm worker. 14 years old Took up smoking. Met a new girl I like very much, named Amaraja Godambe. Rejected by Amaraja Godambe. Need to look for a job. Began work as a laborer. My brother Krishna is now working as a laborer. My sister Avisya is no longer able to attend school. 15 years old 16 years old My brother Krishna has hookworm. 17 years old My brother Krishna has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 18 years old Widespread fighting in Orissa state. Moved away from home. Met a new girl I like very much, named Sahana Chidanbaram. Rejected by Sahana Chidanbaram. 19 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Quit my job. Began work as a nursery school aid. My father is now working as a fisherman. 21 years old Peace. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ahi Gavarasana. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Krishna has moved out on his own. My sister Avisya has moved out on her own. 22 years old Ahi Gavarasana broke off our relationship. Invested 3000 rupees in a bank account. 23 years old A major flood has hit India. 176 people have died and 46,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Met a new woman I like very much, named Sumit Tanuj. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 6% pay raise. Ambali Cherupara and my brother Krishna are now engaged to be married. 24 years old Received a 6% pay raise. 25 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". Avoided using drugs. My girlfriend Sumit is not ready for marriage. Received a 3% pay raise. Ambali Cherupara and my brother Krishna have married. My brother Krishna is now working as a fisherman. 26 years old Sumit and I are now engaged!. Received a 3% pay raise. Girlfriend pregnant. 27 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. Avoided using drugs. Sumit Tanuj and I got married this year. 28 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My father is now working as a fisherman. 29 years old 30 years old Civil war in West Bengal state. Received a 5% pay raise. 31 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 32 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 33 years old I have hookworm. Daughter Padmasundara born. 34 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. My brother Krishna has tuberculosis. 35 years old Peace. Invested 3000 rupees in a bank account. Received a 6% pay raise. My brother Krishna has been cured of tuberculosis. 36 years old Heavy localized fighting in West Bengal state. Invested 3000 rupees in a bank account. My daughter Padmasundara began school. 37 years old Peace. Received a 6% pay raise. My mother has had a stroke. Akshan born to Ambali Cherupara My daughter Padmasundara is no longer able to attend school. Son Ganesh born. 38 years old My brother Krishna has suffered an epileptic seizure. 39 years old A major flood has hit India. 415 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Invested 1000 rupees in jewelry. 40 years old Received a 5% pay raise. My brother Krishna is now working as a small farmer. 41 years old I have hookworm. 42 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. Heavy localized fighting in Kerala state. My mother has died at age 65 from a stroke. My father has kidney disease. My brother Krishna is now working as a laborer. My brother Krishna's wife Ambali has hookworm. Kraeng-Samarluka born to Ambali Cherupara 43 years old A major tropical storm has hit India. 4 people have died and 3,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Denied a raise. Moved to Patna. My father died from an infection at the age of 67. My brother Krishna's wife Ambali has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My brother Krishna's wife Ambali is now working as a part-time farm worker. My son Ganesh began school. 44 years old Received a 1% pay raise. My brother Krishna is now working as a small farmer. My wife Sumit is now working as a farm worker. 45 years old My daughter Padmasundara is now working as a farm worker. 46 years old Kyai Abdurrachman and my sister Avisya have married. 47 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 48 years old Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Received a 3% pay raise. Received a 4% pay raise. 49 years old The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. I've become an alcoholic. Tried to give up drinking My brother Krishna has a peptic ulcer. My daughter Padmasundara has moved out on her own. My son Ganesh is no longer able to attend school. My son Ganesh is now working as a farm worker. 50 years old Died at age 50 from alcoholism. [/code] My brother Krishna's wife Ambali is now working as a part-time farm worker. My brother Krishna is now working as a small farmer. Then everyone gets food poisoning...

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;19427915]I tried to have a baby, my wife got pregnant... 4 years on and it's still in there :iiam: It came out 5 years into the pregnancy. :raise:[/QUOTE] I had 3 babies in one year. :raise: [editline]06:55PM[/editline] Apparently if you're a russian female you're going to be discriminated against for everything you do. this is of course me starting another life

[QUOTE=thisispain;19420401]He wanted to be Aquaman but unfortunately they weren't hiring.[/QUOTE] I'm so sorry.