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Real Lives 2010 - "You have become mentally retarded because of a Whooping Cough"

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I make 10,000 a month. :smug: [sp]In yen[/sp]

You have died of Dysentery [editline]10:16PM[/editline] What would you like on your tombstone?

My child died age 10 from a stroke :/

Im gonna test what happens when you live in a communist country, so im going to cuba.

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in China's Sichuan Province, not far from the city of Zigong. My parents have named me Yong Tai. My surname is Cao. My mother, Ying, is 21 and my father, Xu, is 20. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now working as a laborer. 1 year old You have pertussis (whooping cough). My father is now working as a laborer. 2 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. My father is now working as a stone cutter. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Brother Wang Fen born. Began school. 7 years old Removed from school. 8 years old I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection. 9 years old I have been cured of trichuriasis. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 510 people have died and 22*000*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Jiangsu province. 10 years old Peace. 11 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Widespread fighting in Fujian province. My mother has roundworms. My brother Wang Fen began school. 12 years old Moved to a nicer place. A famine or food shortage has hit China. 190 people have died and 16*000*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. A major tropical storm has hit China. 93 people have died and 2*400*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My mother has been cured of ascariasis. 13 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 2 people have died and 1*600*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 14 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 382 people have died and 20*000*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 15 years old Began work as a musician. Decided to look for a job. A major tropical storm has hit China. 154 people have died and 1*700*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 16 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Met a new boy I like very much, named Liao Yao Pang. We've begun seeing each other. 17 years old Peace. Ended relationship with Liao Yao Pang. 18 years old 19 years old Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner. My brother Wang Fen's girlfriend Xu Xa is now working as a handicraft worker. 20 years old A major tropical storm has hit China. 78 people have died and 3*800*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Heilongjiang province. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Received a 4% pay raise. 21 years old Peace. Met a new man I like very much, named Ding Li. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ding Li. My father has become an alcoholic. 22 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1*315 people have died and 14*000*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Met a new man I like very much, named Sun Wu Han. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sun Wu Han. Moved away from home. 23 years old Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Met a new man I like very much, named Lan Chen. Rejected by Lan Chen. My brother Wang Fen has graduated from secondary school. My brother Wang Fen is now working as a stone cutter. 24 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Liaoning province. Received a 4% pay raise. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. Met a new man I like very much, named Tseng Bei. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tseng Bei. 26 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Hong Jian zhang. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Hong Jian zhang. 27 years old 28 years old My father has given up drinking. My brother Wang Fen has moved out on his own. Chang Dan and my brother Wang Fen have married. 29 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Ding Wei. Rejected by Ding Wei. Quit my job. Began work as a musician. Denied a raise. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Met a new man I like very much, named Xia Bu Wei. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Xia Bu Wei. Met a new man I like very much, named Han He Ping. Rejected by Han He Ping. My father has given up drinking. My brother Wang Fen is now working as a farm worker. 31 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1*116 people have died and 28*000*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Met a new man I like very much, named Tsai Hong Bo. Rejected by Tsai Hong Bo. 32 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Quit my job. Started up a automobile repair business. Started up a automobile repair business. 33 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 66 yuan. Closed my automobile repair business. Began work as a musician. Received a 3% pay raise. My brother Wang Fen is now working as a miner. 34 years old A famine or food shortage has hit China. 65 people have died and 46*000*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Avoided volunteering in a local humanitarian effort. Met a new man I like very much, named Dong Wei Kang. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dong Wei Kang. Invested 4000 yuan in a bank account. Received a 7% pay raise. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Sporadic localized fighting in Hunan province. Met a new man I like very much, named Hsu Yi. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Hsu Yi. Denied a raise. 36 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Gao Huai Yu. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Gao Huai Yu. Invested 4000 yuan in a bank account. Met a new man I like very much, named Shao Hsui Chuan. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Shao Hsui Chuan. Met a new man I like very much, named Pao Feng. Rejected by Pao Feng. 37 years old Peace. Met a new man I like very much, named Dung Chun Mei. We've begun seeing each other. 38 years old Chun Mei and I are now engaged!. 39 years old Helped out an indigent person. The engagement is over and my boyfriend Chun Mei and I've gone our separate ways. My mother is now working as a part-time farm worker. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Invested 20000 yuan in a bank account. My mother is now working as a farm worker. My father has died at age 61 from bladder cancer. 41 years old 42 years old 43 years old Lost my investment in a bank account. Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Cashed in 20606 yuan from a bank account. Cashed in 4374 yuan from a bank account. Cashed in 0 yuan from a bank account. Moved to Ireland. Moved to Wexford. Began work as a musician. Received a 2% pay raise. Invested 1000 euros in high-risk stock. Invested 3000 euros in a bank account. 44 years old My mother is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. Ding born to Chang Dan 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". Met a new man I like very much, named Bao Chen. We've begun seeing each other. Cashed in 1255 euros from high-risk stock. Cashed in 1600 euros from a bank account. Invested 1600 euros in high-risk stock. Chen and I are now engaged!. 46 years old Bao Chen and I got married this year. 47 years old Cashed in 2116 euros from high-risk stock. Cashed in 1490 euros from 1490. Invested 7500 euros in land. Invested 1600 euros in high-risk stock. 48 years old Received a 5% pay raise. 49 years old Cashed in 8172 euros from land. Cashed in 2406 euros from high-risk stock. Invested 9000 euros in land. Invested 2000 euros in high-risk stock. 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 51 years old Cashed in 874 euros from high-risk stock. Invested 20000 euros in land. 52 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 53 years old Invested 10000 euros in low-risk stock. Cashed in 9972 euros from land. Invested 15000 euros in jewelry. 54 years old 55 years old Cashed in 7270 euros from low-risk stock. Denied a raise. 56 years old My husband Chen has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 57 years old Moved back home. Moved to a nicer place. Received a 2% pay raise. 58 years old 59 years old Received a 1% pay raise. 60 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 61 years old 62 years old 63 years old 64 years old 65 years old Received a 3% pay raise. Quit my job. Closed my bakery business. My husband Chen has been cured of asthma. 66 years old Began work as a musician. Decided to look for a job. Received a 1% pay raise. Denied a raise. 67 years old Died at age 67 from a stroke.[/code]

On the older version, I lived in Kazakhstan and became a doctor. My wife was also a doctor. Then I moved to America, and my wife somehow kept her salary from her old job, but it was in dollars instead of whatever the fuck Kazakhstan's currency is. She set the family for life. I could retire from my average American job and live to the age of 1,583 off of all the money.

What the fuck, I get an application error message when I try to run this :argh:

Holy shit I finally made it past age 90. I was a woman from Barbados who lived to 93 I think I drowned in the ocean or something

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in Tanzania's Musoma Region, not far from the city of Musoma. My parents have named me Sarah. My surname is Ongeri. My mother, Christine, is 17 and my father, Douglas, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother has had malaria. 1 year old Growth stunted from inadequate protein. Sister Christina born. 2 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My sister Christina has had malaria. My sister Christina has had measles. 3 years old I've developed goiter. I have had malaria. My sister Christina has died at age 3 from measles. 4 years old Brother Richard born. My father is now working as a laborer. 5 years old Sister Marie born. My father is now working as a logger. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Removed from school. Tried to get a job but I was too young. My sister Marie has died from dehydration. 8 years old My brother Richard has had measles. 9 years old My brother Richard has had malaria. My brother Richard began school. 10 years old My brother Richard is no longer able to attend school. 11 years old Began work as a beggar. My brother Richard has trichuriasis (whip worm). 12 years old My brother Richard has been cured of trichuriasis. 13 years old I have roundworms. My boyfriend Edward has died from dehydration. Met a new boy I like very much, named Edward Keino. Rejected by Edward Keino. 14 years old Cured of ascariasis. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new boy I like very much, named Edward Ongeri. Rejected by Edward Ongeri. Met a new boy I like very much, named Samuel Koskei. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Samuel Koskei. 15 years old 16 years old Avoided volunteering in a local humanitarian effort. Met a new boy I like very much, named Benjamin Limo. Rejected by Benjamin Limo. 17 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named David Kirui. Rejected by David Kirui. My father has been cured of depression. 18 years old 19 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 3,677 people have died and 1,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Met a new boy I like very much, named George Lusweti. Rejected by George Lusweti. My mother has had another malaria flare-up. 20 years old 21 years old I have hookworm. I have had another malaria flare-up. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 22 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. Met a new man I like very much, named William Kariuki. We've begun seeing each other. 23 years old My boyfriend William and I are now engaged. William Kariuki and I got married this year. Moved away from home. 24 years old Pregnant. My husband William has had a stroke. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Daughter Nancy born. My daughter Nancy has had malaria. 26 years old Began work as a laborer. Pregnant. 27 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 8,211 people have died and 790,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Son Michael born. Pregnant. 28 years old Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity. Avoided an indigent person. Daughter Evelyn born. My mother has had another malaria flare-up. My daughter Nancy has had another malaria flare-up. My son Michael has had measles. 29 years old My friend has survived a dangerous situation despite my unwillingness to help. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Daughter Sarah born. Pregnant. My daughter Nancy has had measles. My daughter Nancy began school. 31 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. Daughter Kathleen born. My father has gone blind from cataracts. My daughter Nancy is no longer able to attend school. My son George has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My son George is now working as a farm worker. 32 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 727 people have died and 610,000 others have been affected. The famine or food shortage has hit my area. Famine victim. My mother has hookworm. My brother Richard is now working as a farm worker. My son Michael began school. 33 years old Pregnant. My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My son Michael is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Evelyn began school. My daughter Sarah has schistosomiasis. My husband William has recovered from stroke. 34 years old Son Christopher born. My daughter Evelyn is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Sarah has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Sarah began school. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My father has been cured of cataracts. 36 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 7,481 people have died and 520,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Pregnant. My daughter Kathleen began school. My son Christopher has had measles. 37 years old Son Benjamin born. My brother Richard has moved out on his own. My son Michael has schistosomiasis. My daughter Sarah is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Kathleen is no longer able to attend school. My son George has schistosomiasis. 38 years old My son Michael has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Sarah is now working as a laborer. My daughter Kathleen has had measles. My son George has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son George has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 39 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 3,001 people have died and 4,500,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Daughter Joyce born. My father has died at age 58 from tuberculosis. My son Michael is now working as a farm worker. My son George has moved out on his own. My son Christopher began school. My son Benjamin has had malaria. My son Benjamin has had measles. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother has had another malaria flare-up. My daughter Evelyn is now working as a laborer. My daughter Evelyn's boyfriend Edward is now working as a farm worker. My son Christopher is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Joyce has had malaria. 41 years old Daughter Ruth born. My mother has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. My daughter Joyce has had another malaria flare-up. 42 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 1,329 people have died and 1,200,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Pregnant. My son Benjamin began school. 43 years old Son Henry born. My son Benjamin is no longer able to attend school. My daughter Ruth has died at age 3 from measles. 44 years old Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". My son Michael has moved out on his own. My daughter Joyce began school. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit Tanzania. 236 people have died and 680,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My son Michael has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Evelyn has moved out on her own. My daughter Evelyn's boyfriend Daniel has died from dehydration. My son George is now working as a hunter. My daughter Joyce is no longer able to attend school. My son Henry has had measles. My husband William has died in an accident at age 45. 46 years old My daughter Evelyn has had malaria. My daughter Kathleen has had malaria. My son George has had malaria. My son Christopher has suffered an epileptic seizure. My son Benjamin is now working as a farm worker. 47 years old Met a new man I like very much, named David Kemai. Rejected by David Kemai. Met a new man I like very much, named Charles Osano. We've begun seeing each other. My daughter Sarah is now working as a farm worker. 48 years old My daughter Sarah has moved out on her own. My son George has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son George is now working as a logger. My son Benjamin has schistosomiasis. My son Henry began school. 49 years old Lost my boyfriend Charles by being too forward. My daughter Evelyn has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage.. My daughter Evelyn has been hurt in an accident. My daughter Evelyn has died at age 22 from AIDS. My daughter Kathleen's boyfriend John has had malaria. My son Benjamin has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Benjamin has trichuriasis (whip worm). 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My brother Richard has reduced vision from cataracts. My son Michael is now working as a hunter. My son Benjamin has been cured of trichuriasis. My son Henry is no longer able to attend school. 51 years old My daughter Sarah has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Kathleen has schistosomiasis. My son Benjamin has been cured of schistosomiasis. 52 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. Richard Koskei and my daughter Nancy have married. My daughter Kathleen has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Christopher is now working as a hunter. 53 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Edward Odinga. Rejected by Edward Odinga. Met a new man I like very much, named Michael Mboya. Rejected by Michael Mboya. My daughter Nancy has moved out on her own. My daughter Sarah's boyfriend William has had malaria. Elizabeth Bayo and my son Christopher are now engaged to be married. My son Benjamin's girlfriend Kathleen has schistosomiasis. My son Henry has had malaria. 54 years old My mother has congestive heart failure. William Kipkorir and my daughter Sarah have married. Elizabeth Bayo and my son Christopher have married. My son Christopher has moved out on his own. Kathleen Keino and my son Benjamin are now engaged to be married. Kathleen Keino and my son Benjamin have married. My son Benjamin has moved out on his own. My son Benjamin's wife Kathleen has been cured of schistosomiasis. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother has had another malaria flare-up. 56 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. My son Benjamin's wife Kathleen is now working as a farm worker. My daughter Joyce has schistosomiasis. My son Henry's girlfriend Lisa is now working as a farm worker. 57 years old My mother has died at age 75 from a heart attack. My brother Richard has been cured of cataracts. My daughter Nancy's husband Richard is now working as a laborer. My son Michael is now working as a logger. My daughter Kathleen has had malaria again. Robert Kaigwa and my daughter Kathleen have married. My daughter Kathleen is now working as a farm worker. My son Christopher is now working as a shoemaker. My son Christopher's wife Elizabeth is now working as a farm worker. My son Benjamin is now working as a hunter. 58 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. Met a new man I like very much, named Henry Kipketer. We've begun seeing each other. Henry and I are now engaged!. My daughter Kathleen has moved out on her own. My son Christopher has schistosomiasis. My son Christopher's wife Elizabeth has had malaria. My daughter Joyce is now working as a farm worker. 59 years old Henry Kipketer and I got married this year. Left my marriage. Met a new man I like very much, named Richard Kenyatta. We've begun seeing each other. My daughter Sarah's husband William has had malaria again. My daughter Sarah's husband William is now working as a hunter. My son George has had malaria again. My daughter Joyce has had malaria again. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Richard and I are now engaged!. Ruth born to Nancy Koskei My son Michael has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Kathleen's husband Robert has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son George has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Christopher has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Christopher is now working as a small farmer. My son Benjamin has had another malaria flare-up. My daughter Joyce has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Joyce has moved out on her own. My daughter Joyce's boyfriend Edward is now working as a handicraft worker. Lisa Keter and my son Henry are now engaged to be married. Lisa Keter and my son Henry have married. My son Henry is now working as a farm worker. My son Henry's wife Lisa has tuberculosis. My grandchild Ruth has had malaria. 61 years old The engagement is over but my boyfriend Richard and I are still seeing each other. Too old to continue working as a laborer. Began work as a traditional medicine practitioner. My daughter Kathleen has had another malaria flare-up. My son George has had another malaria flare-up. My son Benjamin's wife Kathleen has had malaria. My son Henry has moved out on his own. My husband Henry has been cured of schistosomiasis. 62 years old My boyfriend Richard and I are now engaged. Richard Kenyatta and I got married this year. My daughter Sarah's husband William is now working as a logger. My son Henry's wife Lisa has died at age 21 from tuberculosis. 63 years old My brother Richard has hookworm. George born to Sarah Kipkorir My son Christopher has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My daughter Joyce has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Edward Chipende and my daughter Joyce have married. My grandchild Ruth has had measles. 64 years old My daughter Nancy has had malaria again. James born to Sarah Kipkorir My daughter Joyce is now working as a small farmer. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My daughter Kathleen's husband Robert has had malaria. Susan Nyaga and my son George are now engaged to be married. Susan Nyaga and my son George have married. My son Benjamin is now working as a logger. My grandchild Ruth is not able to attend school. 66 years old Left my marriage. Received a 2% pay raise. Denied a raise. My daughter Sarah has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. 67 years old 68 years old My daughter Nancy has hookworm. My daughter Nancy has had malaria again. My daughter Nancy's husband Richard has had malaria. Kathleen born to Kathleen Kaigwa My husband Richard has hookworm. 69 years old My brother Richard has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My daughter Nancy has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My daughter Nancy has had another malaria flare-up. Aaron born to Sarah Kipkorir Ruth born to Kathleen Kaigwa Henry born to Elizabeth Bayo My son Benjamin has had another malaria flare-up. My son Henry's girlfriend Julia has died from dehydration. My husband Richard died from an infection at the age of 72. 70 years old My brother Richard has schistosomiasis. My daughter Sarah has had malaria. My daughter Kathleen's husband Robert has schistosomiasis. Joyce born to Elizabeth Bayo My daughter Joyce has had another malaria flare-up. My grandchild Ruth is now working as a farm worker. 71 years old I have diabetes. My brother Richard has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Kathleen's husband Robert has been cured of schistosomiasis. My daughter Joyce's husband Edward has hookworm. 72 years old My daughter Sarah's husband William has schistosomiasis. My son Christopher has been hurt in an accident. My son Benjamin's wife Kathleen has had another malaria flare-up. Edward born to Kathleen Keino My daughter Joyce's husband Edward has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 73 years old I died from an infection at the age of 73.[/code] Highlight of my life: proposing to what I wanted to be my third husband only for him to call me crazy and leave me. Also being pregnant a bazillion times.

[code] 0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Lobito in Angola's Benguela Province. My parents have named me Chipo. My surname is Cebekhulu. My mother, Nomsa, is 23 and my father, Gamba, is 24. I have a sister, Nozibele, age 1 and a brother, Kazandu, who is 2. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, exceptional athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My mother is now working as a part-time seamstress. My father has been cured of schistosomiasis. 1 year old Growth stunted from inadequate protein. My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis. 2 years old 3 years old I've had measles. A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 11*392 people have died and 920*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Brother Tangeni born. My brother Tangeni has been born with Down syndrome. My brother Kazandu has schistosomiasis. My brother Kazandu began school. 4 years old My mother is now working as a part-time metal worker. My brother Kazandu has been cured of schistosomiasis. My sister Nozibele began school. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Removed from school. My brother Tangeni has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. 8 years old My brother Kazandu is now working as a textile worker. My brother Tangeni began school. 9 years old Brother Kokayi born. My sister Nozibele has schistosomiasis. 10 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 926 people have died and 720*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Nozibele has been cured of schistosomiasis. My sister Nozibele is now working as a assembler. 11 years old 12 years old My brother Kokayi has had measles. 13 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Kuanza Sul province. Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort. Met a new boy I like very much, named Bongani Sebe. Rejected by Bongani Sebe. Met a new boy I like very much, named Tichawoma Maseko. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Tichawoma Maseko. Met a new boy I like very much, named Mapfumo Tutu. Rejected by Mapfumo Tutu. Met a new boy I like very much, named Siyolo Maree. Rejected by Siyolo Maree. Met a new boy I like very much, named Mtheto Nyathi. Rejected by Mtheto Nyathi. Met a new boy I like very much, named HoMaleni Makeba. Rejected by HoMaleni Makeba. Met a new boy I like very much, named Mbonisi Dingake. Rejected by Mbonisi Dingake. Met a new boy I like very much, named Dumisani Vusani. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Kazandu has been assaulted and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull. My sister Nozibele is now working as a metal worker. My brother Tangeni has had measles. 14 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 16*976 people have died and 1*000*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Sister Zine born. Need to look for a job. Began work as a musician. Received a 6% pay raise. My brother Kazandu's girlfriend Ndapewa is now working as a freight handler. My brother Tangeni is now working as a textile worker. My brother Kokayi began school. My boyfriend Dumisani has become an alcoholic. 15 years old Peace. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Pregnant. My brother Kazandu has moved out on his own. Ndapewa Matomelaa and my brother Kazandu are now engaged to be married. My sister Zine has had measles. 16 years old Son Tichawoma born. My mother has schistosomiasis. My brother Kazandu's girlfriend Ndapewa has become an alcoholic. My sister Nozibele has moved out on her own. 17 years old Dumisani Vusani broke off our relationship. Met a new boy I like very much, named Nyikadzino Gaetswe. We've begun seeing each other. Pregnant. My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis. Ndapewa Matomelaa and my brother Kazandu have married. My sister Nozibele has been cured of depression. My son Tichawoma has had malaria. My son Tichawoma has had measles. 18 years old I have had malaria. Avoided an indigent person. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Nyikadzino Gaetswe. My boyfriend Nyikadzino and I are now engaged. Son Kazandu born. Moved away from home. My sister Nozibele has had malaria. My boyfriend Nyikadzino is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 19 years old Avoided drinking alcohol. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Nyikadzino Gaetswe. My boyfriend Nyikadzino and I are now engaged. Nyikadzino and I are now engaged!. Pregnant. My sister Nozibele has hookworm. My brother Kokayi is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My sister Zine began school. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 2*008 people have died and 1*900*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Son Banga born. My mother is now working as a metal worker. My brother Kazandu has had malaria. My brother Tangeni has moved out on his own. My son Banga has had malaria. My boyfriend Nyikadzino has been cured of depression. 21 years old My father has been hurt in an accident. My brother Kokayi has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. My sister Zine has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My son Tichawoma has had malaria again. My son Tichawoma began school. My son Banga has had malaria again. My boyfriend Nyikadzino has become an alcoholic. 22 years old Nyikadzino Gaetswe and I got married this year. My brother Tangeni has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My sister Zine has schistosomiasis. My son Banga has died from dehydration. 23 years old My sister Nozibele has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My sister Nozibele has a peptic ulcer. My brother Tangeni has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My sister Zine has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Kazandu began school. 24 years old My mother has reduced vision from cataracts. My father has schistosomiasis. My sister Nozibele has had another malaria flare-up. My sister Nozibele has been cured of peptic ulcer. My brother Tangeni is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My son Tichawoma has had another malaria flare-up. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother has been cured of cataracts. My father has been cured of schistosomiasis. My brother Kazandu has had another malaria flare-up. My brother Tangeni has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull. My sister Zine has had malaria. 26 years old My brother Kokayi has moved out on his own. My sister Zine has been cured of schistosomiasis. 27 years old My brother Kazandu has had another malaria flare-up. My sister Zine is now working as a textile worker. 28 years old Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner. Received a 2% pay raise. My mother has died at age 52 from an epileptic seizure. My son Tichawoma is now working as a assembler. 29 years old 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A famine or food shortage has hit Angola. 43*744 people have died and 3*500*000 others have been affected. The famine or food shortage has hit my area. Famine victim. My brother Kokayi is now working as a textile worker. My son Kazandu is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 31 years old My brother Kazandu has been cured of schistosomiasis. My sister Zine is now working as a assembler. My son Tichawoma has schistosomiasis. 32 years old My son Tichawoma has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Tichawoma's girlfriend Nobini is now working as a metal worker. 33 years old Moved to Sri Lanka. Moved to Batticaloa. Began work as a professional athlete. My brother Kazandu has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My brother Kazandu is now working as a assembler. My brother Tangeni is now doing temporary odd jobs. My brother Kokayi is now working as a metal worker. My sister Zine has moved out on her own. My sister Zine is now working as a handicraft worker. My son Kazandu is now working as a garbage collector. 34 years old Received a 2% pay raise. My sister Nozibele is now working as a seamstress. My brother Tangeni is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My son Tichawoma is now working as a freight handler. My son Kazandu has stomach cancer. My son Kazandu's girlfriend Abha has graduated from secondary school. My son Kazandu's girlfriend Abha is now working as a seamstress. My husband Nyikadzino is now working as a handicraft worker. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 36 years old Received a 3% pay raise. Received a 5% pay raise. My father is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. My son Kazandu has moved out on his own. My son Kazandu is now working as a freight handler. 37 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Sri Lanka. 50*692 people have died and 2*900*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity. Began work as a foreman. Received a 4% pay raise. My father is now working as a part-time handicraft worker. 38 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. 39 years old My husband Nyikadzino has given up drinking. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major tropical storm has hit Sri Lanka. 27 people have died and 22*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Lost my job due to my political activities. Began work as an artist. 41 years old A major flood has hit Sri Lanka. 0 people have died and 550*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Galle district. 42 years old I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Sentenced to a year in prison. 43 years old Released from prison. Peace. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. Started up a gas station business. Started up a automobile repair business. My son Tichawoma has moved out on his own. My husband Nyikadzino has hookworm. 44 years old I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection. My automobile repair business made a profit of 33*661 Sri Lanka rupees. Began work as a musician. Started up a automobile repair business. My son Tichawoma has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. My son Kazandu has died at age 27 from stomach cancer. My husband Nyikadzino has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 45 years old I have been cured of trichuriasis. My automobile repair business made a profit of 24*053 Sri Lanka rupees. Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Tangeni has died at age 43 from a stroke. 46 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 79*229 Sri Lanka rupees. 47 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 74*366 Sri Lanka rupees. I was robbed. 48 years old I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. My automobile repair business made a profit of 24*457 Sri Lanka rupees. A major tropical storm has hit Sri Lanka. 127 people have died and 160*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My brother Kazandu has arthritis of the knee. 49 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 38*071 Sri Lanka rupees. A famine or food shortage has hit Sri Lanka. 13*759 people have died and 4*500*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Began work as a nursery school aid. Started up a automobile repair business. My brother Kokayi has hookworm. 50 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 48*817 Sri Lanka rupees. Decided not to give money to charity. Invested 1220000 Sri Lanka rupees in land. My father has diabetes. My brother Kokayi has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 51 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 76*320 Sri Lanka rupees. My son Tichawoma has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. Banasuta Nehru and my son Tichawoma are now engaged to be married. Banasuta Nehru and my son Tichawoma have married. 52 years old I have diabetes. My automobile repair business made a profit of 29*629 Sri Lanka rupees. 53 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 41*474 Sri Lanka rupees. A major tropical storm has hit Sri Lanka. 109 people have died and 50*000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Cashed in 1180114 Sri Lanka rupees from land. Invested 2600457 Sri Lanka rupees in mutual fund. My husband Nyikadzino has died at age 54 from lung cancer. 54 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 68*549 Sri Lanka rupees. Civil war in Nuwara Eliya district. Met a new man I like very much, named Inderpal Margasahayam. Rejected by Inderpal Margasahayam. Met a new man I like very much, named Nirvan Uppuluri. Rejected by Nirvan Uppuluri. Moved back home. Moved to a less expensive place. My son Tichawoma has given up drinking. My son Tichawoma has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 55 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 80*515 Sri Lanka rupees. Moved away from home. Closed my automobile repair business. Moved back home. Moved to a less expensive place. 56 years old A major flood has hit Sri Lanka. 30 people have died and 810*000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. Closed my bakery business. Closed my bakery business. My father died from an infection at the age of 81. Hemal born to Banasuta Nehru My grandchild Hemal has had measles. 57 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Met a new man I like very much, named Balachander Chethan. Rejected by Balachander Chethan. Met a new man I like very much, named Dilip Verma. Rejected by Dilip Verma. My brother Kazandu has diabetes. Das born to Banasuta Nehru 58 years old 59 years old 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old Died at age 61 from diabetes. [/code] Can't... stop... playing it!

18k in Canada, :smug: what's your monthly pay guys?

I seem to of found a 2007 key for this game. [code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Miami in the state of Florida in the United States. My parents have named me David. My surname is Austin. My mother, Peggy, is 32 and my father, Philip, is 36. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks. 1 year old Sister Michelle born. 2 years old Brother Craig born. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. My sister Michelle began school. 7 years old My brother Craig began school. 8 years old 9 years old My father has arthritis of the hip. 10 years old 11 years old Skipped a year in school. 12 years old 13 years old Helped out a beggar. 14 years old 15 years old Skipped a year in school. Began trade school. 16 years old I have a peptic ulcer. 17 years old Graduated from trade school. My sister Michelle's boyfriend Craig began college. 18 years old Began work as a cabinet maker. Decided to look for a job. My sister Michelle has graduated from secondary school. 19 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Shirley Long. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Craig has graduated from secondary school. 20 years old Decided to give some money to charity. My brother Craig's girlfriend Kelly has graduated from secondary school. 21 years old My parents don't approve of my engagement to Shirley Long. Shirley and I are now engaged. Shirley Long and I got married this year. My sister Michelle's boyfriend Craig has graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science. My sister Michelle's boyfriend Craig has failed the graduate school entrance examination. 22 years old I have ischemic heart disease. I left my family. Left my marriage. Met a new woman I like very much, named Jennifer Robinson. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Jennifer Robinson. Began work as a lab technician. 23 years old I have been cured of peptic ulcer. My father has diabetes. Craig Armstrong and my sister Michelle have married. 24 years old 25 years old My sister Michelle's husband Craig has a peptic ulcer. 26 years old My father has died at age 63 from diabetes. 27 years old Died at age 27 from a heart attack. [/code] I was maxed out in everything :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Godlybomb;19432135]On the older version, I lived in Kazakhstan and became a doctor. My wife was also a doctor. Then I moved to America, and my wife somehow kept her salary from her old job, but it was in dollars instead of whatever the fuck Kazakhstan's currency is. She set the family for life. I could retire from my average American job and live to the age of 1,583 off of all the money.[/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me. After moving to Canada, one of the daughters who was 7 worked as "Assembler" and made $10 000 a month.

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19433477]18k in Canada, :smug: what's your monthly pay guys?[/QUOTE] 23k and going up, California, Hollywood :c00l: [b]Edit:[/b] In other news, i just got prostate cancer, just to be killed by it next year. Fuck i was going so well.

[QUOTE=Trounark;19433897]23k and going up, USA, New Jersey :c00l: [b]Edit:[/b] In other news, i just got prostate cancer, god fucking damnit.[/QUOTE] :saddowns: least I still have my health at 78 :c00l:

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19433981]:saddowns: least I still have my health at 78 :c00l:[/QUOTE] Read again.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of New York in the United States. My parents have named me Adam. My surname is Banks. My mother, Paula, is 24 and my father, Samuel, is 31. I have a brother, Randy, age 1 and a sister, Joyce, who is 4. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks. 1 year old My sister Joyce began school. 2 years old 3 years old 4 years old My brother Randy began school. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old My mother has become addicted to illicit drugs. My sister Joyce has skipped a year in school. 8 years old 9 years old Decided to steal. 10 years old My mother has given up drugs. 11 years old 12 years old A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 42,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Joyce has graduated from secondary school. My sister Joyce began college. My sister Joyce's boyfriend James has graduated from secondary school. 13 years old 14 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Elizabeth Olson. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Elizabeth Olson. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Elizabeth. 15 years old Began trade school. My sister Joyce has been placed on academic probation. My brother Randy's girlfriend Helen has graduated from secondary school. My brother Randy's girlfriend Helen began college. 16 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 7,052 American soldiers have been killed. My sister Joyce has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis. My brother Randy has graduated from secondary school. My brother Randy began college. Helen Phillips and my brother Randy are now engaged to be married. Helen Phillips and my brother Randy have married. 17 years old Peace. Graduated from trade school. Met a new girl I like very much, named Ruby Campbell. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Joyce has graduated from college with a degree in Religion. My girlfriend Ruby has graduated from secondary school. My girlfriend Ruby began college. 18 years old Began work as a salesperson. Decided to look for a job. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Ruby Campbell. Ruby and I are now engaged. The engagement is over but my girlfriend Ruby and I are still seeing each other. 19 years old My parents don't approve of my engagement to Ruby Campbell. Ruby and I are now engaged. Ruby Campbell and I got married this year. Received a 7% pay raise. My mother has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My brother Randy's wife Helen has graduated from college with a degree in Psychology. My brother Randy's wife Helen has failed the graduate school entrance examination. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Randy has graduated from college with a degree in Biology. My brother Randy has failed the graduate school entrance examination. 21 years old Helped out an indigent person. My wife Ruby has graduated from college with a degree in Geology. My wife Ruby began graduate school. 22 years old In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your wife Ruby has been placed on academic probation. 23 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 24 years old 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 26 years old Decided to use my job illegally to make money. Caught illegally getting extra money from work. Sentenced to two years of probation. My wife Ruby has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Geology. 27 years old 28 years old 29 years old 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Randy has a peptic ulcer. 31 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 32 years old Thomas born to Helen Phillips 33 years old Wife pregnant. Son Andrew born. 34 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 7,361 American soldiers have been killed. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Randy has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Ralph born to Helen Phillips My son Andrew has had measles. 36 years old My sister Joyce's boyfriend Stanley has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 37 years old Peace. Stanley Clemens and my sister Joyce have married. 38 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 39 years old My son Andrew began school. 40 years old Decided to give some money to charity. 41 years old 42 years old 43 years old Appendicitis. 44 years old Cured of appendicitis. 45 years old 46 years old 47 years old 48 years old My brother Randy has lymphoma. 49 years old A major fire has hit the United States. 3 people have died and 32,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My mother died from an infection. 50 years old My brother Randy has been cured of peptic ulcer. 51 years old My father has died at age 83 from cirrhosis of the liver. Inherited money from my parents. My brother Randy has died at age 53 lymphoma. My son Andrew has graduated from secondary school. Julia Chavez and my son Andrew are now engaged to be married. Julia Chavez and my son Andrew have married. My son Andrew's wife Julia has graduated from secondary school. 52 years old 53 years old Began work as a salesperson. 54 years old 55 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 56 years old My sister Joyce has taken a dangerous fall and suffered some brain damage. 57 years old 58 years old 59 years old My brother Randy's wife Helen has had a stroke. 60 years old 61 years old 62 years old Received a 2% pay raise. My sister Joyce's husband Stanley has died at age 69 from a heart attack. 63 years old 64 years old 65 years old 66 years old 67 years old 68 years old 69 years old My sister Joyce has had a stroke. 70 years old My sister Joyce died from an infection. Donald born to Julia Chavez 71 years old My brother Randy's wife Helen died from an infection. Marvin born to Julia Chavez 72 years old A major fire has hit the United States. 21 people have died and 31,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 2% pay raise. Sarah born to Julia Chavez 73 years old 74 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 75 years old 76 years old 77 years old My wife Ruby has given up drinking. 78 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 7,789 American soldiers have been killed. Received a 9% pay raise. 79 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 80 years old My son Andrew has been cured of depression. 81 years old Peace. Too old to continue working as a salesperson. Began work as an artist. 82 years old 83 years old My son Andrew has moved out on his own. 84 years old 85 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 86 years old I have arthritis of the knee. 87 years old My wife Ruby has died at age 88 from a stroke. 88 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Laura Ross. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 7% pay raise. 89 years old Laura Ross broke off our relationship. Met a new woman I like very much, named Norma Black. We've begun seeing each other. 90 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Norma and I are now engaged. Norma Black and I got married this year. 91 years old I died from an infection[/code] Twas a good life.

Sorry, Put that there before you edited.

somebody put a link to download a free older version.

[QUOTE=johanz;19424943][img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/aids3.PNG[/img] My age: 0[/QUOTE] i take it you were born in africa

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19433477]18k in Canada, :smug: what's your monthly pay guys?[/QUOTE] 30K+ In new york city, + my aircraft company that makes shitloads

0 years old I was born a boy in a small town in Japan's Chubu Region, not far from the city of Nagoya. My parents have named me Mikio. My surname is Ikeda. My mother, Yuki, is 19 and my father, Minoru, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now working as a textile worker. 1 year old 2 years old 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 37 people have died and 36.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Brother Kenji born. My brother Kenji has asthma. 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old Began work as a subsistence farmer. 12 years old My brother Kenji began school. 13 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 14 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Takako Enoki. We've begun seeing each other. 15 years old Died at age 15 from colon cancer. Everything was going so well :(

I was just robbed of $880000 :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;19433477]18k in Canada, :smug: what's your monthly pay guys?[/QUOTE] 34k over here.

I had 18k in Canada [code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Toronto in Canada's Ontario Province. My parents have named me Kevin. My surname is Barnes. My mother, Laura, is 24 and my father, Justin, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My mother is now working as a primary school teacher. 1 year old 2 years old 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 25 people have died and 13,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 8 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 5,200 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 9 years old Moved to a nicer place. 10 years old My father has been cured of depression. 11 years old 12 years old Skipped a year in school. 13 years old 14 years old 15 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new girl I like very much, named Nicole Wilson. Rejected by Nicole Wilson. 16 years old Skipped a year in school. 17 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 18 years old 19 years old 20 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Carolyn Clark. Rejected by Carolyn Clark. 21 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Astronomy. Began graduate school. My father has become an alcoholic. 22 years old 23 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 8,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 24 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Murphy. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Lisa Murphy. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Lisa. 25 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Astronomy. Began work as a software department manager. Received a 7% pay raise. Denied a raise. 26 years old Received a 9% pay raise. 27 years old 28 years old Moved away from home. 29 years old Invested 1000 Canada dollars in a bank account. Invested 500 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. Received a 9% pay raise. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 31 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. A major fire has hit Canada. 5 people have died and 3,900 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Met a new woman I like very much, named Kelly Carpenter. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 5% pay raise. Girlfriend pregnant. My girlfriend Kelly is not ready for marriage. My father died from an infection at the age of 53. 32 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 67 people have died and 12,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Lost my girlfriend Kelly by being too forward. Met a new woman I like very much, named Virginia Taylor. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 7% pay raise. Girlfriend pregnant. Quit my job. Began work as a software department manager. 33 years old I have been cured of depression. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Virginia Taylor broke off our relationship. Received a 7% pay raise. Cashed in 355 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Met a new woman I like very much, named Janet Clark. We've begun seeing each other. 34 years old Janet and I are now engaged. Janet Clark and I got married this year. Wife pregnant. Son Allen born. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major fire has hit Canada. 0 people have died and 9,100 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 36 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 37 years old Received a 5% pay raise. 38 years old 39 years old Received a 9% pay raise. My son Allen began school. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 41 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 335 people have died and 7,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Son Allen born. 42 years old Received a 9% pay raise. My mother has breast cancer. 43 years old Received a 9% pay raise. 44 years old My mother has died at age 69 from breast cancer. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 46 years old 47 years old Invested 10000 Canada dollars in a bank account. Cashed in 1195 Canada dollars from a bank account. My son Allen began school. 48 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 13 people have died and 23,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 9% pay raise. 49 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 10 people have died and 4,700 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 7% pay raise. 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major fire has hit Canada. 101 people have died and 23,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 51 years old Received a 9% pay raise. My son Allen has graduated from secondary school. My son Allen is now doing temporary odd jobs. 52 years old My son Allen has moved out on his own. My son Allen is now working as a freight handler. 53 years old 54 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 56 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. Invested 5000 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. 57 years old 58 years old 59 years old My son Allen's girlfriend Carolyn is now working as a business service agent. My son Allen has graduated from secondary school. My son Allen is now working as a blacksmith. My son Allen's boyfriend Stanley has died at age 18 from leukemia. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 7% pay raise. 61 years old Carolyn Tucker and my son Allen are now engaged to be married. Carolyn Tucker and my son Allen have married. My son Allen has moved out on his own. 62 years old 63 years old Cashed in 4459 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 11725 Canada dollars from a bank account. Retired. My son Allen's boyfriend Douglas has hepatitis. My wife Janet is now working as a garbage collector. 64 years old Car was stolen. My son Allen's boyfriend Douglas has Cured of hepatitis. 65 years old Decided to give some money to charity. 66 years old 67 years old Douglas Carr and my son Allen are now engaged to be married. My son Allen's boyfriend Douglas is now working as a restaurant services worker. My wife Janet is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. 68 years old I have diabetes. My son Allen has diabetes. Douglas Carr and my son Allen have married. 69 years old 70 years old 71 years old 72 years old 73 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 14 people have died and 20,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 74 years old 75 years old 76 years old 77 years old 78 years old 79 years old 80 years old 81 years old My son Allen has died at age 40 from diabetes. 82 years old 83 years old I died from an infection at the age of 83. [/code]

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the town of Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates. My parents have named me Abd El Hussain. My surname is Abaza. My mother, Manal, is 19 and my father, Ashraf, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence. My mother is now working as a restaurant services worker. 1 year old 2 years old 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old My father has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 8 years old 9 years old Moved to a nicer place. Sister Hoda born. 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Zahra Al Dossari. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Zahra Al Dossari. 14 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Faten Al Metawa'. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Hoda began school. 15 years old Girlfriend pregnant. Son Abbas born. 16 years old Faten Al Metawa' broke off our relationship. Met a new girl I like very much, named Jamela Al Banna. Rejected by Jamela Al Banna. 17 years old I have hookworm. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 18 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 19 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Lost my job due to my political activities. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 20 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Asma' Ez Al Regal. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Asma' Ez Al Regal. 21 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My son Abbas began school. 22 years old Lost my job due to my political activities. Graduated from college with a degree in Business. Began graduate school. Began work as a secondary school teacher. 23 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Saberia Al Mes'i. Rejected by Saberia Al Mes'i. Received a 9% pay raise. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Jasem has graduated from secondary school. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Jasem is now doing temporary odd jobs. 24 years old My sister Hoda's boyfriend Jasem has become addicted to illicit drugs. 25 years old Received a 9% pay raise. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Jasem is now working as a garbage collector. My son Abbas has had measles. 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Business Administration. Received a 9% pay raise. Not accepted in vocational school. Quit my job. Began work as a school administrator. My sister Hoda has graduated from secondary school. My sister Hoda is now working as a trader of used goods. 27 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Moved away from home. My sister Hoda has moved out on her own. My sister Hoda is now working as a restaurant services worker. 28 years old Lost my job due to my political activities. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Need to look for a job. Began work as a school administrator. Received a 4% pay raise. Moved to the United States. Moved to Chicago. 29 years old Need to look for a job. Began work as a school administrator. Received a 9% pay raise. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 7% pay raise. Received a 9% pay raise. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Ibrahim has graduated from college with a degree in Biology. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Ibrahim has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My sister Hoda's boyfriend Ibrahim is now working as a power plant operator. My son Abbas is now doing temporary odd jobs. 31 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Zahra Hasab El Nbi. Rejected by Zahra Hasab El Nbi. Received a 9% pay raise. My son Abbas's girlfriend Halima has graduated from secondary school. My son Abbas's girlfriend Halima began college. 32 years old I am suffering from clinical depression. Donated to a disaster relief charity. My son Abbas's girlfriend Halima has been placed on academic probation. 33 years old Invested 150000 dollars in high-risk stock. Invested 20000 dollars in high-risk stock. Received a 9% pay raise. Ibrahim Saef Al Islam and my sister Hoda have married. Halima Al Molla and my son Abbas are now engaged to be married. My son Abbas's girlfriend Halima has been expelled from college. My son Abbas's girlfriend Halima is now working as a textile worker. 34 years old I have been cured of depression. Received a 9% pay raise. Quit my job. Began work as a community leader. My son Abbas has moved out on his own. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 7% pay raise. Halima Al Molla and my son Abbas have married. 36 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Met a new woman I like very much, named Baseera Al Naggar. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Baseera Al Naggar. 37 years old Received a 5% pay raise. 38 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Hoda Al Motteri. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Hoda Al Motteri. 39 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Nahla Abaza. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Nahla Abaza. Received a 9% pay raise. My father is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Met a new woman I like very much, named Layla Al Ansari. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 4% pay raise. Cashed in 359268 dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 45837 dollars from high-risk stock. 41 years old Lost my girlfriend Layla by being too forward. Received a 9% pay raise. Quit my job. Began work as a customs official. My son Abbas is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 42 years old 43 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 44 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Ismat Al Dagri. Rejected by Ismat Al Dagri. Received a 9% pay raise. Quit my job. Sa'eed born to Hoda Saef Al Islam 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Met a new woman I like very much, named Nadya Al Qobesi. Rejected by Nadya Al Qobesi. Started up a hotel business. 46 years old My hotel business made a profit of 34,418 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Noor Al Ga'fari. Rejected by Noor Al Ga'fari. My mother is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. 47 years old My hotel business made a profit of 5,828 dollars. Started up a hotel business. 48 years old My hotel business made a profit of 26,579 dollars. Began work as a college head of department. 49 years old My hotel business made a profit of 7,892 dollars. Started up a hotel business. My father has died at age 76 from pneumonia. 50 years old My hotel business made a profit of 26,343 dollars. Decided not to give money to charity. Invested 20000 dollars in high-risk stock. 51 years old My hotel business made a profit of 25,864 dollars. Cashed in 29720 dollars from high-risk stock. Invested 400000 dollars in mutual fund. 52 years old My hotel business made a profit of 17,933 dollars. Started up a accountancy business. 53 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 90,052 dollars. My country is involved in a major war abroad. 45,344 American soldiers have been killed. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ameena Al Hawwari. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ameena Al Hawwari. 54 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 92,298 dollars. Cashed in 326439 dollars from mutual fund. Essam born to Halima Al Molla 55 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 102,257 dollars. Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. Started up a accountancy business. My sister Hoda has diabetes. 56 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 679,196 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Suhair Al Sane'. We've begun seeing each other. 57 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 1,271,829 dollars. Car was stolen. My girlfriend Suhair is not ready for marriage. Started up a accountancy business. My son Abbas has become an alcoholic. 58 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 1,391,344 dollars. Suhair and I are now engaged. Suhair Al Sane' and I got married this year. 59 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 2,164,033 dollars. Began work as a computer programmer. Started up a accountancy business. My grandchild Essam began school. 60 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 1,124,414 dollars. Car was stolen. 61 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 2,905,894 dollars. Invested 40000000 dollars in medium-risk stock. 62 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 4,595,107 dollars. 63 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 4,433,615 dollars. Cashed in 044647042 dollars from medium-risk stock. Started up a accountancy business. My mother died from an infection at the age of 83. 64 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 60,189,328 dollars. 65 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 15,801,669 dollars. 66 years old I have bladder cancer. My accountancy business made a profit of 34,811,908 dollars. Started up a accountancy business. My son Abbas has given up drinking. 67 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 71,815,576 dollars. My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 2,764 American soldiers have been killed. Invested 800000000 dollars in high-risk stock. My son Abbas's wife Halima has asthma. 68 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 84,385,344 dollars. My sister Hoda has died at age 60 from diabetes. 69 years old Died at age 69 from bladder cancer. [/code] motherfucker, I had 850 million dollars.

Was born in Brazil, realized I was dumb as a rock. Found a boyfriend at age 12. Had 7 Different kids with him, starting at the age of 14 and will be expecting my 8th child soon. EDIT: Im on my 14th child.

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Monghyr in the state of Bihar in India. My parents have named me Zainab. My surname is Niaz Ahmed. My mother, Rashida, is 25 and my father, Majid, is 27. I have a sister, Miah, who is 3. My mother is now working as a part-time handicraft worker. 1 year old 2 years old My sister Miah began school. 3 years old Peace. 4 years old I've had measles. You have pertussis (whooping cough). A major flood has hit India. 1,309 people have died and 23,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 5 years old My mother has been cured of syphilis. My sister Miah is now doing temporary odd jobs. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old A major flood has hit India. 13 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Removed from school. 8 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 1,666 people have died and 2,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 9 years old 10 years old My mother has been cured of tubo-ovarian abscess. 11 years old Moved out on my own. Began work as an assembler. My sister Miah is now working as a textile worker. 12 years old My sister Miah's boyfriend Khalil is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 13 years old I've developed goiter. A major earthquake has hit India. 37 people have died and 4,700,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Met a new boy I like very much, named Shah Ghulam Abbas. Rejected by Shah Ghulam Abbas. Met a new boy I like very much, named Mahmood Ijaz Ahmed. We've begun seeing each other. My mother is now working as a textile worker. 14 years old Pregnant. My sister Miah is now working as a assembler. 15 years old Decided to give some money to charity. A major flood has hit India. 28 people have died and 54,000,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. Helped out an indigent person. Son Ravi born. 16 years old Began work as a restaurant services worker. Borrowed 1000 rupees in a one-year commercial loan. Borrowed 1000 rupees in a family loan loan. Began work as a textile worker. Payed off 1000 rupees of one-year commercial loan. Payed off rupees of loan. Borrowed 100 rupees in a micro loan loan. A major earthquake has hit India. 1,153 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My sister Miah has moved out on her own. 17 years old Payed off rupees of loan. Caught trying to sneak into North Korea. My sister Miah has hookworm. 18 years old Ended relationship with Mahmood Ijaz Ahmed. Met a new boy I like very much, named Jabber Shuja-ud-Din. Rejected by Jabber Shuja-ud-Din. Moved to Afghanistan. Moved to Jalalabad. Began work as a beggar. My sister Miah has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 19 years old Suffering from severe malnutrition. Sporadic localized fighting in North-west region. Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity. Met a new boy I like very much, named Nematollah Talebi. We've begun seeing each other. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Nematollah Talebi broke off our relationship. Met a new man I like very much, named Majid Jafari. Rejected by Majid Jafari. Invested 1200 afghanis in jewelry. My son Ravi began school. 21 years old 22 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 151 people have died and 72,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Peace. 23 years old Heavy localized fighting in North-west region. 24 years old 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. My father has diabetes. My father has tuberculosis. 26 years old My father has been cured of tuberculosis. 27 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My son Ravi is now working as a handicraft worker. 28 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 6,804 people have died and 84,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Met a new man I like very much, named Akbar Abedzadeh. Rejected by Akbar Abedzadeh. 29 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 2,371 people have died and 50,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 30 years old Decided to give some money to charity. 31 years old Heavy localized fighting in North-west region. My son Ravi's girlfriend Ghodsi has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Ravi's girlfriend Ghodsi is now working as a assembler. 32 years old Peace. Ghodsi Khadim and my son Ravi are now engaged to be married. Ghodsi Khadim and my son Ravi have married. My son Ravi has moved out on his own. 33 years old 34 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 297 people have died and 47,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 35 years old 36 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Goudarz Amuzgar. Rejected by Goudarz Amuzgar. 37 years old Began work as a restaurant services worker. Cashed in 1152 afghanis from jewelry. 38 years old Sporadic localized fighting in North-central region. My son Ravi is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 39 years old My son Ravi's wife Ghodsi has tuberculosis. 40 years old Peace. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My mother has died at age 66 from a heart attack. My son Ravi's wife Ghodsi has been cured of tuberculosis. 41 years old 42 years old Moved back home. Denied a raise. 43 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 338 people have died and 59,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Miah has a peptic ulcer. 44 years old Moved away from home. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. My father has gone blind from cataracts. 46 years old 47 years old 48 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Afsharafshin Armanjani. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Miah has been cured of peptic ulcer. 49 years old Denied a raise. My father has died at age 77 from diabetes. Sattar born to Ghodsi Khadim My grandchild Sattar has died from dehydration. 50 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 51 years old My boyfriend Afsharafshin and I are now engaged. The engagement is over but my boyfriend Afsharafshin and I are still seeing each other. Afsharafshin and I are now engaged!. 52 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Eastern region. Moved back home. 53 years old Peace. Afsharafshin Armanjani and I got married this year. Monir born to Ghodsi Khadim 54 years old Mahtab born to Ghodsi Khadim 55 years old Decided to give some money to charity. My grandchild Monir has died from dehydration. 56 years old 57 years old 58 years old I have arthritis of the knee. My husband Afsharafshin is now working as a part-time textile worker. 59 years old 60 years old My sister Miah is now working as a part-time handicraft worker. 61 years old 62 years old Hurt in an accident. 63 years old 64 years old My sister Miah has reduced vision from cataracts. My sister Miah's boyfriend Jalal has died at age 77 from diabetes. My grandchild Mahtab is now working as a handicraft worker. 65 years old 66 years old Too old to continue working as a restaurant services worker. Began work as a domestic helper. 67 years old Widespread fighting in Eastern region. 68 years old 69 years old My son Ravi has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 40% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent debilitating injury. 70 years old 71 years old 72 years old My grandchild Mahtab is now working as a assembler. 73 years old I died from an infection at the age of 73.[/code]

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Newport in the United Kingdom's Gwent County. My parents have named me Andrea. My surname is Gibson. My mother, Virginia, is 27 and my father, Roger, is 30. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now working as a freight handler. 1 year old I've had measles. 2 years old 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old Brother Richard born. 6 years old Began school. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old My brother Richard began school. 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Andrew Cox. Rejected by Andrew Cox. 14 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Carl Clark. We've begun seeing each other. 15 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Carl Clark broke off our relationship. 16 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 17 years old My mother has diabetes. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. Avoided using drugs. Met a new boy I like very much, named Mark Wallace. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mark Wallace. 19 years old Avoided volunteering in a local humanitarian effort. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Avoided using drugs. Met a new boy I like very much, named Terry Kennedy. Rejected by Terry Kennedy. Met a new boy I like very much, named Jerry Morgan. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Jerry Morgan. My brother Richard has asthma. 20 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Justin Gray. We've begun seeing each other. 21 years old I was robbed. Ended relationship with Justin Gray. 22 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry. Failed the graduate school entrance examination. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Avoided using drugs. Started up a liquor store business. My brother Richard has graduated from secondary school. My brother Richard began college. 23 years old My accountancy business made a profit of 22*764 pounds. Met a new man I like very much, named James Ryan. We've begun seeing each other. Moved away from home. Lost my boyfriend James by being too forward. Met a new man I like very much, named Justin Mitchell. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Justin Mitchell. Met a new man I like very much, named Bruce Hughes. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Bruce Hughes. Met a new man I like very much, named Christopher Evans. We've begun seeing each other. My boyfriend Christopher is not ready for marriage. Pregnant. Started up a clothes cleaning business. My boyfriend Christopher is now working as a secondary school teacher. 24 years old My clothes cleaning business made a profit of 17*524 pounds. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. My boyfriend Christopher and I are now engaged. Christopher Evans and I got married this year. Son Richard born. Moved to London. 25 years old My clothes cleaning business made a profit of 16*855 pounds. Closed my clothes cleaning business. Closed my pest control service business. My brother Richard has been placed on academic probation. 26 years old Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner. Avoided using drugs. Need to look for a job. Invested 20000 pounds in high-risk stock. Started up a pest control service business. Started up a pest control service business. My husband Christopher has given up drinking. 27 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 16*566 pounds. Pregnant. My brother Richard has graduated from college with a degree in History. My brother Richard has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My brother Richard is now working as a librarian. 28 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 27*548 pounds. Daughter Karen born. Cashed in 27744 pounds from high-risk stock. You have failed the graduate school examinations. Not accepted in vocational school. You have failed the graduate school examinations. Invested 123000 pounds in high-risk stock. My brother Richard has moved out on his own. 29 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 30*018 pounds. Told the truth even though I risked losing some money. Cashed in 133008 pounds from high-risk stock. My son Richard began school. 30 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 34*592 pounds. Invested 900000 pounds in high-risk stock. My husband Christopher has become addicted to illicit drugs. 31 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 30*803 pounds. Cashed in 200000 pounds from high-risk stock. 32 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 25*936 pounds. Cashed in 1496083 pounds from high-risk stock. Started up a pest control service business. 33 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 64*724 pounds. I've become an alcoholic. My mother is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. My daughter Karen began school. 34 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 81*812 pounds. 35 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 99*348 pounds. Invested 1500000 pounds in high-risk stock. Started up a pest control service business. My husband Christopher has given up drugs. 36 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 112*648 pounds. Cashed in 1685247 pounds from high-risk stock. 37 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 120*849 pounds. 38 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 168*021 pounds. My father has prostate cancer. 39 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 117*814 pounds. Gave up drinking. 40 years old My pest control service business made a profit of 37*751 pounds. Avoided drinking alcohol. Started up a pest control service business. Closed my pest control service business. Moved to the United States. Moved to Las Vegas. Closed my night club business. My mother has died at age 68 from diabetes. My brother Richard has died at age 36 from an asthma attack. My husband Christopher is now working as a business service agent. 41 years old Started up a night club business. My son Richard has graduated from secondary school. My son Richard began college. 42 years old My night club business made a profit of 214*337 dollars. Avoided drinking alcohol. 43 years old My night club business made a profit of 245*947 dollars. 44 years old My night club business made a profit of 49*298 dollars. My father has died at age 75 from prostate cancer. 45 years old My night club business made a profit of 277*232 dollars. My son Richard has graduated from college with a degree in Physics. My son Richard began graduate school. My daughter Karen has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Karen is now working as a trader of used goods. 46 years old My night club business made a profit of 254*892 dollars. Invested 10000000 dollars in high-risk stock. My daughter Karen began college. 47 years old My night club business made a profit of 205*282 dollars. Avoided drinking alcohol. Cashed in 6120310 dollars from high-risk stock. My daughter Karen has been placed on academic probation. 48 years old My night club business made a profit of 185*124 dollars. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 49 years old My night club business made a profit of 77*122 dollars. My son Richard has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Physics. My son Richard is now working as a chemistry lab technician. 50 years old My night club business made a profit of 361*983 dollars. 51 years old My night club business made a profit of 132*391 dollars. My son Richard has moved out on his own. My son Richard is now working as a mathematician. My daughter Karen has moved out on her own. My daughter Karen has graduated from college with a degree in Physics. My daughter Karen has failed the graduate school entrance examination. 52 years old My night club business made a profit of 324*686 dollars. 53 years old My night club business made a profit of 372*516 dollars. Closed my night club business. 54 years old Started up a funeral director business. 55 years old My funeral director business made a profit of 303*561 dollars. Started up a funeral director business. Closed my funeral director business. Began work as a business service agent. 56 years old 57 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. 58 years old 59 years old I died from an infection at the age of 59.[/code] I had 24,000,000.00 $

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Bhopal in the state of Madya Pradesh in India. My parents have named me Yasin. My surname is Wasim Akram. My mother, Sharnaz, is 18 and my father, Zahoor, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now working as a handicraft worker. 1 year old 2 years old A major flood has hit India. 198 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old Sister Shamshad born. 6 years old A major flood has hit India. 927 people have died and 42,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Brother Amjad born. Began school. 7 years old Brother Qabir born. Avoided a punishment with a "white lie". 8 years old Widespread fighting in Andhra Pradesh state. 9 years old 10 years old Peace. My sister Shamshad began school. 11 years old My brother Amjad began school. 12 years old My brother Qabir began school. 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Benazir Mudassar Nazar. Rejected by Benazir Mudassar Nazar. My brother Amjad is now doing temporary odd jobs. 14 years old My brother Qabir is now doing temporary odd jobs. 15 years old My father has become an alcoholic. 16 years old Moved to a nicer place. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new girl I like very much, named Miah Ghulam Abbas. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Shamshad is now working as a handicraft worker. My brother Amjad is now working as a laborer. My girlfriend Miah has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 17 years old My sister Shamshad's boyfriend Shuja is now working as a handicraft worker. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Failed the college entrance examinations. Need to look for a job. Began work as a nursing aid. My girlfriend Miah is now working as a assembler. 19 years old Moved away from home. Ended relationship with Miah Ghulam Abbas. My brother Qabir is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Met a new woman I like very much, named Nasrin Saeed Ahmed. We've begun seeing each other. 21 years old Decided to use my job illegally to make money. Made an extra 79,033 rupees illegally. Received a 5% pay raise. My brother Qabir's girlfriend Seetha is now working as a assembler. 22 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Avoided drinking alcohol. Nasrin and I are now engaged. Nasrin Saeed Ahmed and I got married this year. Received a 4% pay raise. My father has hookworm. My brother Amjad has hookworm. My brother Amjad's girlfriend Asma has died at age 17 in a fire. 23 years old My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My brother Amjad has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My brother Amjad has moved out on his own. My brother Amjad is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 24 years old A major flood has hit India. 81 people have died and 31,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 3% pay raise. My brother Qabir has moved out on his own. My brother Qabir is now working as a garbage collector. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major earthquake has hit India. 10 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Not accepted in vocational school. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 26 years old A major flood has hit India. 194 people have died and 41,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Wife pregnant. My brother Qabir has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 27 years old A major flood has hit India. 53 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Caught trying to sneak into New Zealand. Caught trying to sneak into Canada. Yasmin Gul Mahomed and my brother Amjad are now engaged to be married. 28 years old Denied a raise. My sister Shamshad has moved out on her own. Yasmin Gul Mahomed and my brother Amjad have married. 29 years old My brother Amjad's wife Yasmin has arthritis of the knee. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 4% pay raise. Denied a raise. Not accepted in vocational school. My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 31 years old Invested 20000 rupees in medium-risk stock. Received a 3% pay raise. 32 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 33 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 1,469 people have died and 2,100,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Heavy localized fighting in Uttar Pradesh state. Roshan Mushtaq Ali and my brother Qabir are now engaged to be married. 34 years old A major flood has hit India. 872 people have died and 28,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Not accepted in vocational school. Cashed in 14195 rupees from medium-risk stock. Caught trying to sneak into the Dominican Republic. Caught trying to sneak into Fiji. Roshan Mushtaq Ali and my brother Qabir have married. Son Devendra born. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Peace. My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. 36 years old Quit my job. 37 years old A major flood has hit India. 85 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Began work as a nursing aid. My son Devendra has visceral leishmaniasis. Son Abjit born. 38 years old My son Devendra has been cured of leishmaniasis. 39 years old A major earthquake has hit India. 1,401 people have died and 1,900,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Helped out an indigent person. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Daughter Bijal born. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 3% pay raise. My father has reduced vision from cataracts. Shirin born to Yasmin Gul Mahomed My son Devendra began school. 41 years old My father has diabetes. 42 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. Received a 4% pay raise. Daud Salam-ud-din and my sister Shamshad have married. 43 years old Received a 3% pay raise. Moved to Afghanistan. My mother has died at age 62 from a heart attack. Dadash born to Yasmin Gul Mahomed 44 years old Started up a automobile repair business. My father has died at age 70 from alcoholism. Shireen born to Yasmin Gul Mahomed Nahid born to Roshan Mushtaq Ali My wife Nasrin is now working as a part-time seamstress. 45 years old I have cutaneous leishmaniasis. I have been cured of leishmaniasis. My automobile repair business lost -1,987 afghanis. Decided not to give money to charity. Widespread fighting in Eastern region. Decided to commit fraud. Got 30,226 afghanis from a fraudulent scheme. Started up a automobile repair business. 46 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 462 afghanis. Parvin born to Roshan Mushtaq Ali My son Rasheed began school. 47 years old I have diabetes. My automobile repair business made a profit of 35 afghanis. Behnaz born to Roshan Mushtaq Ali 48 years old My automobile repair business lost -378 afghanis. My son Abjit is now working as a garbage collector. 49 years old Began work as an administrative aid. My automobile repair business lost -437 afghanis. Started up a automobile repair business. My son Devendra is now working as a assembler. 50 years old My automobile repair business made a profit of 199 afghanis. Decided not to give money to charity. Closed my automobile repair business. Began work as a safety inspector. My son Abjit's girlfriend Mehri is now working as a assembler. My wife Nasrin has reduced vision from cataracts. 51 years old Peace. Not accepted in vocational school. My brother Qabir has schistosomiasis. My daughter Bijal is now working as a assembler. 52 years old A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 4,377 people have died and 60,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Qabir has been cured of schistosomiasis. My son Devendra has moved out on his own. My son Devendra is now working as a handicraft worker. My son Rasheed is now working as a textile worker. My wife Nasrin is now working as a assembler. 53 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 54 years old My son Abjit's girlfriend Mehri is now working as a handicraft worker. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Amjad's wife Yasmin has asthma. Mehri Kazemi and my son Abjit are now engaged to be married. Mehri Kazemi and my son Abjit have married. My son Abjit has moved out on his own. 56 years old My brother Qabir's wife Roshan has arthritis of the knee. 57 years old My son Rasheed's girlfriend Habibeh has been cured of depression. 58 years old My son Rasheed has moved out on his own. Habibeh Dulabi and my son Rasheed are now engaged to be married. Habibeh Dulabi and my son Rasheed have married. 59 years old My brother Qabir has a peptic ulcer. My son Abjit's wife Mehri has diabetes. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Amjad has diabetes. My daughter Bijal has moved out on her own. 61 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My son Rasheed is now working as a textile worker. 62 years old Died at age 62 from diabetes. [/code] [code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Halifax in Canada's Nova Scotia Province. My parents have named me Eric. My surname is Adams. My mother, Lois, is 36 and my father, Hugh, is 41. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My mother is now working as a special education teacher. 1 year old Moved to a nicer place. 2 years old 3 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 14 people have died and 7,500 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 12 years old Appendicitis. A major fire has hit Canada. 44 people have died and 9,300 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 13 years old Cured of appendicitis. Met a new girl I like very much, named Crystal Roberts. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Crystal Roberts. 14 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Laura Carpenter. Rejected by Laura Carpenter. 15 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 16 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Jacqueline Evans. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Jacqueline Evans. My father has diabetes. 17 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Emily Jenkins. We've begun seeing each other. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Emily Jenkins. My girlfriend Emily and I are now engaged. 19 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 18 people have died and 4,300 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My parents don't approve of my engagement to Emily Jenkins. My girlfriend Emily and I are now engaged. My girlfriend Emily has graduated from secondary school. My girlfriend Emily began college. 20 years old Girlfriend pregnant. 21 years old Avoided using drugs. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your girlfriend Emily has been placed on academic probation. 22 years old Emily Jenkins broke off our relationship. Met a new woman I like very much, named Irene Wagner. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Irene Wagner. My father has died at age 64 from a heart attack. 23 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science. Began graduate school. My mother has died at age 60 from uterine cancer. 24 years old Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Began work as a secondary school teacher. Met a new woman I like very much, named Joan Williams. We've begun seeing each other. 26 years old Joan Williams broke off our relationship. Received a 7% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Mary Berry. We've begun seeing each other. My girlfriend Mary has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law. My girlfriend Mary has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My girlfriend Mary is now working as a secondary school teacher. 27 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science. Received a 7% pay raise. Quit my job. Began work as a software department manager. 28 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Mary and I are now engaged!. 29 years old Mary Berry and I got married this year. Received a 4% pay raise. Wife pregnant. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 31 years old Took a fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull. A major fire has hit Canada. 25 people have died and 9,800 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 7% pay raise. 32 years old Received a 5% pay raise. My son Christopher began school. 33 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 34 years old 35 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Invested 5000 Canada dollars in medium-risk stock. 36 years old Daughter Alice born. 37 years old 38 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 39 years old Invested 10000 Canada dollars in low-risk stock. Invested 2000 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. Received a 5% pay raise. 40 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 168 people have died and 8,100 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 41 years old 42 years old Received a 7% pay raise. My daughter Alice began school. 43 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Received a 4% pay raise. 44 years old Cashed in 15296 Canada dollars from medium-risk stock. Cashed in 8417 Canada dollars from low-risk stock. Invested 1000 Canada dollars in low-risk mutual fund. Invested 1000 Canada dollars in risky mutual fund. Invested 6000 Canada dollars in medium-risk stock. My son Christopher has graduated from secondary school. My son Christopher began college. My wife Mary has died at age 43 from an epileptic seizure. 45 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Jean Taylor. Rejected by Jean Taylor. Met a new woman I like very much, named Beverly Morrison. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Beverly Morrison. Met a new woman I like very much, named Anna Washington. Rejected by Anna Washington. 46 years old Lost my investment in medium-risk stock. Met a new woman I like very much, named Melissa Peters. Rejected by Melissa Peters. 47 years old 48 years old My son Christopher has graduated from college with a degree in Government. My son Christopher began graduate school. 49 years old My son Christopher has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 50 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Catherine Myer. We've begun seeing each other. Norma Hart and my son Christopher have married. 51 years old My son Christopher's wife Norma has graduated from college with a degree in English. My son Christopher's wife Norma began graduate school. 52 years old Catherine and I are now engaged!. Cashed in 1200 Canada dollars from risky mutual fund. Cashed in 988 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 887 Canada dollars from low-risk mutual fund. Cashed in 0 Canada dollars from medium-risk stock. Moved to Fiji. Moved to Suva. Began work as a software department manager. My son Christopher has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Government. 53 years old My son Christopher is now working as a secondary school teacher. 54 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Andrea Gray. Rejected by Andrea Gray. Met a new woman I like very much, named Carolyn Pierce. Rejected by Carolyn Pierce. My son Christopher has moved out on his own. My daughter Alice has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Alice is now doing temporary odd jobs. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 2 people have died and 2,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My son Christopher's wife Norma has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in English. My son Christopher's wife Norma is now working as a writer. My daughter Alice has moved out on her own. 56 years old Received a 2% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Bonny McCoy. Rejected by Bonny McCoy. My daughter Alice is now working as a freight handler. 57 years old A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 2 people have died and 22,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Met a new woman I like very much, named Denise Olson. We've begun seeing each other. 58 years old My girlfriend Denise is not ready for marriage. My daughter Alice's boyfriend Benjamin has schistosomiasis. 59 years old Benjamin Carpenter and my daughter Alice have married. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Denise and I are now engaged!. My daughter Alice's husband Benjamin has been cured of schistosomiasis. 61 years old I have hookworm. A major flood has hit Fiji. 7 people have died and 230,000 others have been affected. The flood has hit my area. We were victims of a flood and lost some property. A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 0 people have died and 14,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 62 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. 63 years old My son Christopher died from an infection at the age of 37. 64 years old A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 22 people have died and 15,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Denise Olson and I got married this year. 65 years old I have arthritis of the knee. Decided not to give money to charity. A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 2 people have died and 2,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 66 years old Too old to continue working as a software department manager. Began work as a college president. 67 years old My daughter Alice has hookworm. 68 years old I've gone blind from cataracts. Received a 9% pay raise. My daughter Alice has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My wife Denise has breast cancer. 69 years old A major tropical storm has hit Fiji. 67 people have died and 16,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My wife Denise has died at age 61 from breast cancer. 70 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. My son Christopher's wife Norma has been hurt in an accident. Laurence born to Norma Hart 71 years old Too old to continue working as a college president. Began work as a community leader. 72 years old My grandchild Laurence has had measles. 73 years old I have diabetes. 74 years old 75 years old I died from an infection at the age of 75. [/code]

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