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Real Lives 2010 - "You have become mentally retarded because of a Whooping Cough"

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[code]Margibi County. My parents have named me Ya. My surname is Mamami. My mother, Baduwa, is 16 and my father, Thandiwe, is 22. I have no brothers or sisters. My father is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 1 year old 2 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. 3 years old I have had malaria. 4 years old Brother Baako born. 5 years old My father has been cured of syphilis. My brother Baako has schistosomiasis. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old Removed from school. 8 years old 9 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My brother Baako began school. 10 years old Brother Yawo born. My brother Yawo has had malaria. 11 years old I have schistosomiasis. My father has become addicted to illicit drugs. 12 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. My brother Yawo has had malaria again. 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Taiwo Narh. We've begun seeing each other. Discovered I am infertile. 14 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Taiwo Narh broke off our relationship. Need to look for a job. Began work as a manufacturing laborer. Received a 3% pay raise. My mother has been cured of pelvic inflammatory disease. 15 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My father has hookworm. My brother Yawo began school. 16 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Received a 4% pay raise. Received a 2% pay raise. Denied a raise. Moved away from home. 17 years old Received a 5% pay raise. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 18 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Kobina Afenynu. Rejected by Kobina Afenynu. My father has hookworm. My brother Baako has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 19 years old Lost my job due to my political activities. Need to look for a job. Started up a bakery business. Started up a bakery business. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 20 years old Began work as a beggar. My bakery business made a profit of 11 dollars. Decided not to give money to charity. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Sentenced to 2 years in prison. My mother is now working as a part-time seamstress. 21 years old Started up a business. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 22 years old Released from prison. My business made a profit of 168 dollars. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Began work as a beggar. My mother is now working as a garbage collector. My brother Baako has been cured of depression. My brother Yawo has schistosomiasis. 23 years old My business lost -55 dollars. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Sentenced to a year in prison. Avoided drinking alcohol. Closed my business. 24 years old Released from prison. Began work as a beggar. Moved to Harper. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Refused to share money with my community. Unexpectedly made 34,668 dollars. My father has given up drugs. My brother Yawo has had malaria again. My brother Yawo's girlfriend Rahema is now working as a handicraft worker. 26 years old I died from an infection at the age of 26. [/code] Oh for the love of-... She was doing really good. She was smart and had a good job, until her political activism landed her in jail on multiple occasions. She tried to start a bakery, but it failed and the only job she could get was as a beggar. She eventually died due to an infection from low health.

Every time I go through a flare of malaria, my health shoots up. :v: [editline]08:12PM[/editline] [code]0 years old I was born a girl in a village in the Congo Democratic Republic's Kasai-Oriental Region, not far from the city of Mbuji-Mayi. My parents have named me Nyokato. My surname is Musavaka. My mother, Katokwe, is 21 and my father, Mwata, is 30. I have a brother, Ahmadou, who is 1. My brother Ahmadou has had measles. 1 year old You have pertussis (whooping cough). I suffered a case of food poisoning. Brother Kakuyon born. 2 years old Peace. Brother Sanga born. 3 years old Growth stunted from inadequate protein. Sister Kilolo born. 4 years old Sister Abena born. My father has been hurt in an accident. My brother Ahmadou began school. My sister Abena has died at age 1 from measles. 5 years old My sister Kilolo has had malaria. 6 years old Not sent to school. My brother Kakuyon began school. 7 years old My brother Sanga began school. 8 years old My mother has schistosomiasis. My brother Ahmadou has had malaria. My brother Kakuyon has roundworms. My brother Sanga has had measles. My sister Kilolo began school. 9 years old Sister Mballa born. Tried to get a job but I was too young. 10 years old Tried to get a job but I was too young. My brother Kakuyon has schistosomiasis. My sister Kilolo has had malaria again. My sister Mballa has had measles. 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Ahmadou Mocci. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Kakuyon has been cured of ascariasis. My sister Mballa has schistosomiasis. 14 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Ahmadou Mocci broke off our relationship. Met a new boy I like very much, named Changa Biyidi. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Changa Biyidi. Need to look for a job. Began work as a potter. My sister Mballa began school. 15 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Haute-Zaïre region. My mother has had malaria. 16 years old I have had malaria. My brother Ahmadou has graduated from secondary school. 17 years old Denied a raise. My brother Ahmadou has moved out on his own. Nyangoma Mobutu and my brother Ahmadou are now engaged to be married. Nyangoma Mobutu and my brother Ahmadou have married. My brother Kakuyon's girlfriend Lumengo has graduated from secondary school. 18 years old My brother Kakuyon has graduated from secondary school. My sister Kilolo's boyfriend Issa has graduated from secondary school. 19 years old Took up smoking. My mother has hookworm. My father died from an infection. Lumengo Kolelas and my brother Kakuyon are now engaged to be married. Broke up with brother Kakuyon's girlfriend Lumengo. My brother Sanga has graduated from secondary school. My brother Sanga's boyfriend Babatoura has had malaria. My brother Sanga's boyfriend Babatoura has graduated from secondary school. My sister Kilolo has hookworm. My sister Mballa has become too sick to attend school. 20 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Kiniey Eloundou. We've begun seeing each other. My mother died from an infection. My brother Ahmadou's wife Nyangoma has hookworm. My brother Ahmadou's wife Nyangoma has diabetes. Migozo Ndumbe and my brother Kakuyon are now engaged to be married. Migozo Ndumbe and my brother Kakuyon have married. My brother Kakuyon has moved out on his own. My sister Kilolo has graduated from secondary school. 21 years old Peace. My brother Ahmadou's wife Nyangoma died from an infection. Issa Atepa and my sister Kilolo have married. 22 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has had malaria. My sister Kilolo has moved out on her own. Nakpangi born to Kilolo Atepa My boyfriend Kiniey has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 23 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. My brother Sanga has moved out on his own. Adero born to Kilolo Atepa My boyfriend Kiniey has had malaria. 24 years old Began work as a nursing aid. Deo born to Kilolo Atepa 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My boyfriend Kiniey and I are now engaged. Kiniey Eloundou and I got married this year. My sister Kilolo has been cured of ancylostomiasis. Gaetan born to Kilolo Atepa 26 years old Daughter Nataki born. My sister Kilolo has schistosomiasis. Nyokato born to Kilolo Atepa My sister Kilolo's husband Issa died from an infection. 27 years old I have schistosomiasis. 28 years old My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has had malaria again. My daughter Nataki has had measles. My daughter Nataki has schistosomiasis. 29 years old Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Son Za born. My brother Ahmadou has schistosomiasis. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Lost my job by reporting corrupt activities. Began work as a primary teacher's aid. 31 years old My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has had malaria again. My daughter Nataki began school. My son Za has had malaria. My husband Kiniey died from an infection. 32 years old Tried to give up smoking. My sister Mballa died from an infection. My son Za has had malaria again. 33 years old My brother Kakuyon died from an infection. 34 years old My son Za began school. 35 years old Began work as a potter. Decided not to give money to charity. Avoided an indigent person. Met a new man I like very much, named Nyahuma Wome. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Nyahuma Wome. My brother Sanga has schistosomiasis. 36 years old My daughter Nataki has had malaria. 37 years old My brother Sanga's boyfriend Goukhouni has hookworm. My son Za has had measles. 38 years old Saved myself some money with a "white lie". Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Sentenced to 2 years in prison. My brother Ahmadou has hookworm. Katokwe born to Migozo Ndumbe My brother Sanga's boyfriend Goukhouni has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 39 years old Tried to give up smoking. 40 years old Released from prison. My sister Kilolo died from an infection. 41 years old Began work as a nursing aid. My brother Ahmadou died from an infection. Nyangoma born to Migozo Ndumbe 42 years old I have had malaria again. My boyfriend Biyogo has died from dehydration. Met a new man I like very much, named Biyogo Nze. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has asthma. My daughter Nataki has become too sick to attend school. My son Za's girlfriend Nataki has skipped a year in school. 43 years old Biyogo Nze broke off our relationship. My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has been cured of depression. My brother Sanga died from an infection. 44 years old Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Helped keep my neighbor out of prison. My son Za's girlfriend Nataki has graduated from secondary school. 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Tried to give up smoking. 46 years old My son Za has graduated from secondary school. My son Za's girlfriend Nzinga has graduated from secondary school. 47 years old Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Helped keep my neighbor out of prison. Met a new man I like very much, named Omari Song. We've begun seeing each other. My son Za has moved out on his own. 48 years old I have had malaria again. My daughter Nataki has hookworm. 49 years old I have had malaria again. Ended relationship with Omari Song. Nzinga Simo and my son Za are now engaged to be married. Nzinga Simo and my son Za have married. 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Began work as a nursing aid. My daughter Nataki died from an infection. 51 years old My brother Sanga's boyfriend Goukhouni has reduced vision from cataracts. My son Za has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp. 52 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 53 years old Tried to give up smoking. Moved to Madagascar. Moved to Antsiranana. Began work as a nursing aid. My brother Kakuyon's wife Migozo has died at age 53 from an asthma attack. My brother Sanga's boyfriend Goukhouni died from an infection. 54 years old 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Began work as a salesperson. My son Za's wife Nzinga died from an infection. 56 years old I have been cured of schistosomiasis. Gave up smoking. 57 years old 58 years old 59 years old Denied a raise. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old 62 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Marie Rabenandrasana. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Marie Rabenandrasana. 63 years old 64 years old Invested money blindly in a risky deal. Lost money on a risky deal. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 66 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Giselle Rajoarimanana. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Giselle Rajoarimanana. 67 years old 68 years old I have arthritis of the knee. Met a new man I like very much, named Marie-Josée Andriamampionona. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Marie-Josée Andriamampionona. 69 years old Died at age 69 from pneumonia. [/code] I think I did well.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Khulna Division, not far from the city of Khulna. My parents have named me Javed. My surname is Javed Miandad. My mother, Rashida, is 24 and my father, Ayub, is 25. I have a sister, Zainab, age 2 and a sister, Fatima, who is 5. My mother is now working as a part-time seamstress. My sister Fatima began school. 1 year old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 341 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 2 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 1,147 people have died and 39,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 3 years old I've had measles. I suffered a case of food poisoning. My sister Zainab began school. 4 years old 5 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 989 people have died and 31,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has had malaria. My sister Zainab is no longer able to attend school. 6 years old Began school. 7 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 22 people have died and 10,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Removed from school. 8 years old My mother died from an infection at the age of 33. My sister Zainab is now working as a subsistence farmer. 9 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 1,009 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 10 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 3 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Zainab has suffered an epileptic seizure. My sister Zainab is now working as a laborer. 11 years old My sister Fatima is no longer able to attend school. My sister Fatima is now working as a subsistence farmer. 12 years old Began work as a shoemaker. 13 years old My sister Fatima is now working as a laborer. 14 years old Moved to a nicer place. My sister Fatima has moved out on her own. 15 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 94 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Denied a raise. My sister Zainab is now working as a farm worker. 16 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 116 people have died and 3,700,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Met a new girl I like very much, named Abida Zaheer Abbas. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 7% pay raise. Moved away from home. Girlfriend pregnant. My sister Zainab has moved out on her own. 17 years old Abida Zaheer Abbas broke off our relationship. 18 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 70 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 118 people have died and 51,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 19 years old Avoided drinking alcohol. Received a 5% pay raise. 20 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Rabab Ghulam Abbas. Rejected by Rabab Ghulam Abbas. Received a 1% pay raise. 21 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 15 people have died and 5,800,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 22 years old Told the truth even though I risked losing some money. My sister Zainab is now working as a small farmer. 23 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 232 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My friend has survived a dangerous situation despite my unwillingness to help. Denied a raise. My sister Fatima is now working as a small farmer. 24 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Nivin Imtiaz Ahmed. Rejected by Nivin Imtiaz Ahmed. Denied a raise. Quit my job. Began work as a miner. Denied a raise. My sister Fatima has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull. 25 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 39 people have died and 35,000,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Invested 34210 takas in risky mutual fund. Received a 1% pay raise. 26 years old A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 425 people have died and 3,300,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Cleaned up someone else's mess. Received a 6% pay raise. Received a 6% pay raise. Cashed in 40289 takas from risky mutual fund. Moved to Canada. Moved to Toronto. Began work as a foreman. 27 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Daliyah Karim Ibadulla. We've begun seeing each other. Daliyah and I are now engaged!. Girlfriend pregnant. Received a 1% pay raise. 28 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 28 people have died and 3,400 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Received a 1% pay raise. Invested 12100 Canada dollars in land. 29 years old Daliyah Karim Ibadulla and I got married this year. Invested 1000 Canada dollars in risky mutual fund. Denied a raise. 30 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. Received a 6% pay raise. Cashed in 12607 Canada dollars from land. Denied a raise. 31 years old 32 years old 33 years old 34 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 61 people have died and 18,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 1% pay raise. Denied a raise. 35 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods. Yusuf Ghulam Abbas and my sister Fatima have married. Daughter Devi born. 36 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 140 people have died and 5,400 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. My father is now working as a trader of used goods. 37 years old My sister Fatima's husband Yusuf has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. 38 years old 39 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Received a 1% pay raise. 40 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Received a 5% pay raise. Received a 2% pay raise. 41 years old My daughter Devi began school. 42 years old Received a 5% pay raise. Received a 1% pay raise. 43 years old Cashed in 1190 Canada dollars from risky mutual fund. Invested 13000 Canada dollars in land. 44 years old Invested 500 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. Received a 6% pay raise. 45 years old My sister Fatima's husband Yusuf has diabetes. 46 years old Cashed in 780 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Invested 700 Canada dollars in bond fund. 47 years old Received a 5% pay raise. Received a 3% pay raise. My sister Fatima's husband Yusuf has arthritis of the knee. 48 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Cashed in 13431 Canada dollars from land. 49 years old 50 years old My sister Fatima's husband Yusuf has arthritis of the hip. 51 years old Died at age 51 from a heart attack. [/code] This was a nice story. Born in Bangladesh. Never completed school. Got a girl pregnant who ended up dumping him (bitch). He eventually was able to save up enough money to illegally emigrate to Canada, where he met the woman who would be his wife. She had a kid, and he worked as a Foreman until he died at Age 50 from a Heart Attack.

I lived to 60 in bangladesh, I was tortured by the government 4 times for being a political activist

Pfft You guys are the lucky ones I was some Chinese girl named Ho Hong and I failed the first year of school Then my dad died and I'm like :clint: But then I helped my neighbor and... :cop:

[QUOTE=whatnow V2;19456955]I lived to 60 in bangladesh, I was tortured by the government 4 times for being a political activist[/QUOTE] I learned pretty quick to avoid political activism in third world countries. :hitler: On a side note, I have yet to have a person complete more than a year of schooling. :saddowns:

all my people are removed from school unless born in the UK, USA, Canada, and select European countries.

[code] 0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Puno in Peru. My parents have named me Armando. My surname is Ramos. My mother, Nina, is 23 and my father, Timoteo, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters. My mother is now doing temporary odd jobs. My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 1 year old I suffered a case of food poisoning. A famine or food shortage has hit Peru. 33,104 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. A major earthquake has hit Peru. 19 people have died and 38,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My mother is now working as a assembler. My father has died at age 27 from AIDS. 2 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old A major earthquake has hit Peru. 23 people have died and 38,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 8 years old 9 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Sporadic localized fighting in Lima region. Held back a year in school. 10 years old Peace. 11 years old 12 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Peru. 200 people have died and 820,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Civil war in Tacna region. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 13 years old 14 years old Peace. Met a new girl I like very much, named Josefina Cisneros. We've begun seeing each other. 15 years old Helped out a beggar. My girlfriend Josefina has been cured of depression. 16 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Josefina Cisneros broke off our relationship. 17 years old 18 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Nina Ceballos. We've begun seeing each other. 19 years old Graduated from secondary school. Failed the college entrance examinations. My girlfriend Nina and I are now engaged. Nina Ceballos and I got married this year. Need to look for a job. Began work as a salesperson. Denied a raise. Received a 1% pay raise. Denied a raise. 20 years old A famine or food shortage has hit Peru. 46,647 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Moved away from home. Moved to Callao. Moved back home. Moved to a less expensive place. 21 years old My country is involved in a major war abroad. 8,141 Peruvian soldiers have been killed. Inducted into the military. Moved away from home. 22 years old Peace. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. 23 years old 24 years old 25 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. Left my marriage. Met a new woman I like very much, named Rafaela Ibanez. We've begun seeing each other. Ended relationship with Rafaela Ibanez. Met a new woman I like very much, named Inés Rivera. We've begun seeing each other. Inés and I are now engaged!. Girlfriend pregnant. Began work as a safety inspector. Borrowed 1496 soles in a one-year commercial loan. 26 years old Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 1196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Borrowed 01196 soles in a family loan loan. Received a 2% pay raise. 27 years old Receiving public assistance. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Inés Rivera and I got married this year. Received a 3% pay raise. Denied a raise. 28 years old Daughter Miranda born. Daughter Laura born. Daughter Adriana born. Daughter Monica born. Moved back home. Daughter Lorena born. Denied a raise. My son Teofilo began school. 29 years old Moved away from home. Moved to Huánuco. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major earthquake has hit Peru. 21 people have died and 79,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Denied a raise. Removed son Alberto to school. Removed daughter Laura to school. My daughter Adriana began school. Removed son Isidro to school. Removed daughter Monica to school. My wife Inés has arthritis of the knee. My wife Inés has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Business. My wife Inés is now working as a special education teacher. 31 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Peru. 0 people have died and 13,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. Lost my job due to my political activities. My daughter Miranda began school. My son Isidro has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis. 32 years old My daughter Lorena began school. 33 years old Civil war in Cusco region. My daughter Laura has roundworms. My daughter Laura's boyfriend Ignacio has died from dehydration. My daughter Adriana has roundworms. My daughter Monica has trichuriasis (whip worm). 34 years old My son Alberto is now working as a freight handler. My daughter Laura has been cured of ascariasis. My daughter Adriana has been cured of ascariasis. My daughter Monica has been cured of trichuriasis. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My daughter Laura is now working as a assembler. My son Isidro is now doing temporary odd jobs. My daughter Monica is now doing temporary odd jobs. 36 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. My son Teofilo has trichuriasis (whip worm). 37 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My son Alberto has moved out on his own. Clarita Vasquez and my son Alberto are now engaged to be married. My son Alberto's girlfriend Clarita has graduated from secondary school. My son Alberto's girlfriend Clarita is now doing temporary odd jobs. My son Isidro is now working as a handicraft worker. My son Isidro's girlfriend Linda has graduated from secondary school. My son Isidro's girlfriend Linda is now working as a handicraft worker. My son Teofilo has been cured of trichuriasis. My son Teofilo is now working as a manufacturing laborer. 38 years old Lost my job due to my political activities. Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. My mother has arthritis of the knee. Clarita Vasquez and my son Alberto have married. My son Alberto is now working as a manufacturing laborer. My son Alberto's wife Clarita is now working as a restaurant services worker. Linda Ugarte and my son Isidro are now engaged to be married. Linda Ugarte and my son Isidro have married. My son Isidro has moved out on his own. My daughter Monica's boyfriend Armando has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Monica's boyfriend Armando is now working as a trader of used goods. My wife Inés has hookworm. 39 years old Receiving public assistance. Began work as a temporary odd jobs. Began work as a primary teacher's aid. I have arthritis of the knee. A major earthquake has hit Peru. 8 people have died and 38,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. My mother is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. Removed daughter Miranda to school. My daughter Laura has moved out on her own. My daughter Adriana is now doing temporary odd jobs. My son Isidro's wife Linda began college. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. [/code]

The hell? I tried to reinstall, and now all of a sudden it keeps crashing, and then saying it couldn't find the table or backup file "Investments". Anyone else got this problem? :confused:

Need key :(

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[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Moscow in Russia's Moscva (Moscow) Region. My parents have named me Vladimir. My surname is Ulyanov. My mother, Lenora, is 19 and my father, Timofei, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old Growth stunted from inadequate protein. A major fire has hit Russia. 11 people have died and 77,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has graduated from college with a degree in Art. My father has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My father is now working as a special education teacher. 2 years old Moved to a nicer place. Brother Gennadi born. My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Literature. My mother has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My mother is now working as a part-time secondary school teacher. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old My brother Gennadi began school. 8 years old My mother is now working as a librarian. 9 years old 10 years old My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 11 years old My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 2,764 Russian soldiers have been killed. 12 years old 13 years old 14 years old Risked punishment by telling the truth. 15 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Dina Shalimova. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dina Shalimova. 16 years old Moved to a nicer place. Met a new girl I like very much, named Galina Gavrilova. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Galina Gavrilova. Met a new girl I like very much, named Ursula Guliyeva. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ursula Guliyeva. Met a new girl I like very much, named Tamara Lescheva. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Tamara Lescheva. Met a new girl I like very much, named Eda Stankina. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Eda Stankina. Met a new girl I like very much, named Raiza Lepechina. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Raiza Lepechina. Met a new girl I like very much, named Berta Rasputina. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Berta Rasputina. Met a new girl I like very much, named Praskovya Kondrashina. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Praskovya Kondrashina. Met a new girl I like very much, named Bela Brezhneva. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Bela Brezhneva. Met a new girl I like very much, named Filipa Morozova. We've begun seeing each other. 17 years old Peace. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Ended relationship with Filipa Morozova. 18 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Kicked out of school due to political activities. Need to look for a job. Inducted into the military. Moved away from home. My brother Gennadi's girlfriend Eda has graduated from secondary school. My brother Gennadi's girlfriend Eda is now working as a trader of used goods. 19 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. My brother Gennadi has graduated from secondary school. My brother Gennadi is now working as a trader of used goods. My brother Gennadi's girlfriend Eda has appendicitis. My brother Gennadi's girlfriend Eda is now working as a freight handler. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major fire has hit Russia. 0 people have died and 25,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Eda Antipova and my brother Gennadi are now engaged to be married. My brother Gennadi's girlfriend Eda has been cured of appendicitis. 21 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Left the military. Eda Antipova and my brother Gennadi have married. My brother Gennadi has moved out on his own. 22 years old Began work as an artist. Met a new woman I like very much, named Vera Kissina. Rejected by Vera Kissina. Met a new woman I like very much, named Eva Kozmina. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 6% pay raise. My brother Gennadi is now working as a trader of used goods. My brother Gennadi's wife Eda has rheumatoid arthritis. My girlfriend Eva has graduated from college with a degree in Astronomy. My girlfriend Eva has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My girlfriend Eva is now working as a primary school teacher. 23 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Quit my job. Began work as an artist. Received a 11% pay raise. My brother Gennadi is now working as a freight handler. 24 years old Eva Kozmina broke off our relationship. Caught trying to sneak into the United States. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 26 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Received a 2% pay raise. Moved back home. Denied a raise. 27 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Doroteya Gerasimova. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Doroteya Gerasimova. Parents backed down in their threat to kick me out. Doroteya and I are now engaged!. Received a 2% pay raise. 28 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Received a 2% pay raise. Moved away from home. 29 years old Doroteya Gerasimova and I got married this year. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Gennadi has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. 31 years old Received a 7% pay raise. Quit my job. Began work as an artist. Quit my job. Began work as an artist. Denied a raise. 32 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 15 people have died and 44,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Khakassia region. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Sentenced to 8 years in prison. 33 years old 34 years old Peace. My mother has ischemic heart disease. 35 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 5 people have died and 37,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has been cured of depression. 36 years old 37 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 5 people have died and 28,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 38 years old My mother has died at age 58 from a heart attack. 39 years old 40 years old Released from prison. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of attempted burglary. Began work as a musician. My brother Gennadi's wife Eda died from an infection at the age of 40. 41 years old 42 years old Received a 5% pay raise. Denied a raise. My father has died at age 64 from a heart attack. 43 years old Heavy localized fighting in Tambov region. Received a 2% pay raise. 44 years old 45 years old Received a 11% pay raise. My brother Gennadi has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 46 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 17 people have died and 48,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 47 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 48 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 49 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 2 people have died and 87,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 50 years old Received a 6% pay raise. 51 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 52 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Executed by government security police.[/code] Damn government police

Sweet. I'm a chick born in California with no diseases! Off to a good start. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] Hmm, I seem to be doing poorly in school pretty often. But that's expected. I'm a girl from California. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] Oh sweet, romance time! This guy has a networth of about 15 thousands. Time for some good ol' fasion monies stealing... [editline]10:43PM[/editline] Hehehe, I knocked him up [editline]10:43PM[/editline] WAIT SHIIIIIIT [editline]10:44PM[/editline] I'm a 14-year-old mother... [editline]10:46PM[/editline] Took up smoking, and now he broke up with me

[QUOTE=Kwal;19458312]Sweet. I'm a chick born in California with no diseases! Off to a good start. Hmm, I seem to be doing poorly in school pretty often. But that's expected. I'm a girl from California. Oh sweet, romance time! This guy has a networth of about 15 thousands. Time for some good ol' fasion monies stealing... Hehehe, I knocked him up WAIT SHIIIIIIT I'm a 14-year-old mother... Took up smoking, and now he broke up with me[/QUOTE] Stop talking about real people and post your game story.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Virginia Beach in the state of Virginia in the United States. My parents have named me Peter. My surname is Williams. My mother, Amanda, is 25 and my father, Edward, is 24. I have a brother, Justin, who is 3. My mother has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Pre-Med. My mother is now working as a part-time doctor. 1 year old 2 years old My brother Justin began school. 3 years old I've had measles. My mother is now working as a doctor. 4 years old Moved to a nicer place. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Carolyn Roberts. We've begun seeing each other. 14 years old Helped out an indigent person. Avoided drinking alcohol. My brother Justin has graduated from secondary school. My brother Justin is now working as a trader of used goods. 15 years old Helped out a beggar. Ended relationship with Carolyn Roberts. My brother Justin is now doing temporary odd jobs. 16 years old My brother Justin has been cured of depression. My brother Justin has moved out on his own. 17 years old Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. My brother Justin is now working as a garbage collector. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. Avoided drinking alcohol. 19 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. My brother Justin's girlfriend Jessica has been expelled from college. My brother Justin's girlfriend Jessica is now doing temporary odd jobs. 20 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Lillian Wagner. Rejected by Lillian Wagner. Jessica Peeters and my brother Justin are now engaged to be married. Jessica Peeters and my brother Justin have married. 21 years old 22 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med. Failed the graduate school entrance examination. Began work as a medical technician. 23 years old Moved away from home. Received a 3% pay raise. 24 years old Car was stolen. Met a new woman I like very much, named Rachel De Goeij. Rejected by Rachel De Goeij. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 5% pay raise. 26 years old My brother Justin's wife Jessica is now working as a restaurant services worker. 27 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Norma Cavour. Rejected by Norma Cavour. Moved to the Congo. Moved to Pointe-Noire. Began work as a primary school teacher. My father is now working as a garbage collector. My brother Justin is now working as a freight handler. My brother Justin's wife Jessica is now working as a assembler. 28 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Aba Jawara. Rejected by Aba Jawara. My father has reduced vision from cataracts. 29 years old My mother has schistosomiasis. My father has arthritis of the knee. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis. My father has been cured of cataracts. 31 years old Received a 5% pay raise. My brother Justin has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 32 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. 33 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Ngozi Kamara. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ngozi Kamara. Quit my job. Mwana born to Jessica Peeters 34 years old Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". Invested 142962480 CFA francs in high-risk stock. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Justin has liver cancer. Kehinde born to Jessica Peeters 36 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Nombeko Dubango. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Nombeko Dubango. 37 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Ngozi Faye. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ngozi Faye. My father has died at age 62 from an asthma attack. My brother Justin has drowned at age 41. 38 years old Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Released by security police. Osei born to Jessica Peeters 39 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Baduwa Amodako. Rejected by Baduwa Amodako. My mother has had malaria. 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 41 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Jumoke Soglo. Rejected by Jumoke Soglo. 42 years old My brother Justin's wife Jessica has had malaria. 43 years old 44 years old 45 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My brother Justin's wife Jessica has died at age 48 from a heart attack. 46 years old 47 years old My mother has had malaria again. 48 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Tabiya Loum. Rejected by Tabiya Loum. 49 years old 50 years old I have had malaria. Decided not to give money to charity. 51 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Oluluaboe Busia. We've begun seeing each other. 52 years old Cashed in 427715863 CFA francs from high-risk stock. Began work as a school administrator. 53 years old My mother has breast cancer. 54 years old Oluluaboe and I are now engaged. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ashanti Kulawanea. We've begun seeing each other. Ashanti and I are now engaged!. Invested 427609632 CFA francs in risky mutual fund. My mother has died at age 80 from breast cancer. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Ashanti Kulawanea and I got married this year. 56 years old 57 years old I have had another malaria flare-up. 58 years old 59 years old 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old 62 years old Retired. 63 years old I have congestive heart failure. I was robbed. My wife Ashanti has arthritis of the knee. 64 years old My wife Ashanti has hookworm. 65 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My wife Ashanti has lost some eyesight due to trachoma. My wife Ashanti has gone blind due to trachoma. My wife Ashanti is now working as a assembler. 66 years old Died at age 66 from a heart attack.[/code]

[CODE]0 years old I was born a boy in a village in Indonesia's Kalimantan Tengah Province, not far from the city of Palangkaraya. My parents have named me Jutawaman. My surname is Ardi. My mother, Ulfah, is 28 and my father, Takdir, is 30. I have a sister, Dwiana, age 1, a brother, Manusama, age 2 and a sister, Neny, who is 6. My mother is now working as a part-time subsistence farmer. My sister Neny has been cured of trichuriasis. My sister Neny is no longer able to attend school. 1 year old Moved to a nicer place. I suffered a case of food poisoning. 2 years old My mother has been cured of depression. 3 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 2,799 Indonesian soldiers have been killed. My brother Manusama began school. 4 years old My sister Neny is now working as a subsistence farmer. My brother Manusama is no longer able to attend school. My sister Dwiana began school. 5 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 0 people have died and 920,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Peace. My sister Neny is now working as a farm worker. 6 years old Brother Manusama born. Began school. My sister Neny has roundworms. 7 years old Moved to a less expensive place. A major fire has hit Indonesia. 3 people have died and 2,300,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Neny has been cured of ascariasis. My brother Manusama is now working as a subsistence farmer. 8 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 6 people have died and 1,500,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My brother Manusama is now working as a farm worker. 9 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 10 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 2 people have died and 50,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. A major volcanic eruption has hit Indonesia. 12 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Riau province. 11 years old I have roundworms. Removed from school. My brother Manusama began school. 12 years old Cured of ascariasis. My sister Neny has moved out on her own. 13 years old 14 years old Need to look for a job. Began work as a shoemaker. Met a new girl I like very much, named Arintha Suharto. Rejected by Arintha Suharto. Budi Ramli and my sister Neny have married. 15 years old Peace. Met a new girl I like very much, named Maria Ardi. Rejected by Maria Ardi. 16 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 0 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Cleaned up someone else's mess. Received a 2% pay raise. Moved away from home. My sister Neny's husband Budi is now working as a logger. My sister Dwiana has graduated from secondary school. My sister Dwiana is now working as a trader of used goods. 17 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. My father has arthritis of the knee. My brother Manusama has moved out on his own. Dara-Petak Kusuma and my brother Manusama are now engaged to be married. Dara-Petak Kusuma and my brother Manusama have married. My sister Dwiana is now working as a subsistence farmer. 18 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 2 people have died and 770,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Quit my job. Began work as a farm worker. Denied a raise. Quit my job. Caught trying to sneak into Canada. Began work as a shoemaker. My brother Manusama has liver cancer. 19 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Neny Djambek. Rejected by Neny Djambek. Met a new girl I like very much, named Eliani Sumual. We've begun seeing each other. My sister Neny is now working as a small farmer. My brother Manusama has died at age 22 from liver cancer. My sister Dwiana has moved out on her own. My sister Dwiana is now working as a farm worker. 20 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 21 years old Eliani Sumual broke off our relationship. 22 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 19 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie". Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ridwan Karsumaatmaja. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ridwan Karsumaatmaja. 23 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. My father has hookworm. My sister Dwiana is now working as a small farmer. My brother Manusama has graduated from secondary school. My brother Manusama is now working as a subsistence farmer. 24 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Jambi province. Received a 1% pay raise. 25 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 2 people have died and 1,100,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My brother Manusama is now working as a stone cutter. 26 years old Invested 2200000 rupiahs in medium-risk stock. My brother Manusama has moved out on his own. 27 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. Met a new woman I like very much, named Dina Pamungkas. Rejected by Dina Pamungkas. Received a 1% pay raise. 28 years old 29 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Meuthia Pamungkas. We've begun seeing each other. Soewarsih Karsumaatmaja and my brother Manusama are now engaged to be married. Soewarsih Karsumaatmaja and my brother Manusama have married. 30 years old Peace. Meuthia and I are now engaged. Meuthia Pamungkas and I got married this year. My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis. Debata born to Neny Ramli 31 years old Wife pregnant. Received a 3% pay raise. Amir born to Neny Ramli Balaputra born to Dara-Petak Kusuma 32 years old Civil war in Kalimantan Barat province. My father is now working as a part-time farm worker. 33 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Indonesia. 2 people have died and 33,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. Amien born to Neny Ramli 34 years old Denied a raise. My mother has diabetes. My father has died at age 65 from a stroke. 35 years old Cashed in 3058411 rupiahs from medium-risk stock. Hartini born to Dara-Petak Kusuma 36 years old 37 years old Denied a raise. 38 years old 39 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 3 people have died and 240,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Son Triago born. 40 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 0 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. 41 years old Received a 1% pay raise. My mother has hookworm. 42 years old Peace. My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 43 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 2 people have died and 1,000,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Neny's husband Budi has arthritis of the knee. 44 years old Received a 1% pay raise. Tjipto born to Soewarsih Karsumaatmaja 45 years old My son Triago began school. 46 years old Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort. Invested 4000000 rupiahs in high-risk stock. 47 years old Widespread fighting in Sulawesi Selatan province. Denied a raise. 48 years old Peace. My mother has died at age 77 from an epileptic seizure. Roem Ardi and my sister Dwiana have married. 49 years old 50 years old 51 years old Received a 2% pay raise. 52 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 0 people have died and 68,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My wife Meuthia has diabetes. 53 years old My wife Meuthia has been cured of depression. 54 years old 55 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 4 people have died and 110,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Sporadic localized fighting in Sumatera Selatan province. Denied a raise. Received a 1% pay raise. Denied a raise. 56 years old 57 years old My sister Neny has had malaria. My son Triago has hookworm. My son Triago has graduated from secondary school. My son Triago is now working as a trader of used goods. My wife Meuthia has reduced vision from cataracts. 58 years old Peace. My brother Manusama's wife Soewarsih has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder. My son Triago has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My son Triago has moved out on his own. My son Triago is now working as a laborer. My wife Meuthia has been cured of cataracts. 59 years old A major fire has hit Indonesia. 3 people have died and 62,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Neny's husband Budi has gone blind from cataracts. My brother Manusama's wife Dara-Petak has reduced vision from cataracts. My son Triago is now working as a logger. 60 years old My wife Meuthia has been cured of depression. 61 years old Denied a raise. Received a 2% pay raise. My brother Manusama's wife Dara-Petak has been cured of cataracts. My brother Manusama has died at age 56 from a stroke. My son Triago's girlfriend Maria has been hurt in an accident. 62 years old I have hookworm. Died at age 62 from a stroke.[/CODE] I was doing so well until that fucking stroke D:<

I made a character using the designer. I am currently a doctor. I have no med school experience and I have an advanced degree in Government. Let the surgery begin. :dance:

Already I have started a new game as Eduard Kasparov, Russian child in a REALLY upscale family. Luxurious Home, Lavish Diet, sounds like a perfect game. Also, My mother in-game got raped when I was about 8. This is going to be good. Edit: My dad just commited suicide at 40 because he had schizophrenia D: Edit Again: My sister Aglaya started a Relationship with a guy called Modest Gordiev. Yeah, that' probably not gonna end too well.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of San Diego in the state of California in the United States. My parents have named me Juan. My surname is Cardenas. My mother, Miranda, is 21 and my father, Federico, is 22. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My father has graduated from college with a degree in Education. My father has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My father is now working as a social worker. 1 year old Moved to a nicer place. My father is now working as a primary school teacher. 2 years old 3 years old Sister Nina born. My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science. My mother has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My mother is now working as a part-time special education teacher. 4 years old My sister Nina has had measles. 5 years old 6 years old Moved to a nicer place. Began school. 7 years old 8 years old A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 40,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has given up drinking. My sister Nina began school. 9 years old My mother is now working as a secondary school teacher. 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 13 years old Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort. 14 years old 15 years old My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 1,928 American soldiers have been killed. Met a new girl I like very much, named Camila Maldonado. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Camila Maldonado. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Camila. 16 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 17 years old Moved to a nicer place. Peace. 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. My father has become an alcoholic. My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 19 years old Moved to a less expensive place. My country is involved in a major war abroad. 96,371 American soldiers have been killed. My sister Nina's boyfriend Raimundo has graduated from secondary school. My sister Nina's boyfriend Raimundo is now working as a laborer. 20 years old Peace. Met a new woman I like very much, named Leticia Zapata. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Leticia Zapata. My mother has been cured of depression. My sister Nina has graduated from secondary school. My sister Nina began college. My sister Nina's boyfriend Raimundo began college. 21 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Mercedes Quiroz. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mercedes Quiroz. 22 years old Graduated from college with a degree in Engineering. Began graduate school. 23 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Met a new woman I like very much, named Ramona Rivas. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ramona Rivas. My sister Nina's boyfriend Raimundo has been placed on academic probation. 24 years old Helped out an indigent person. My sister Nina has graduated from college with a degree in German. My sister Nina has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My sister Nina is now working as a secondary school teacher. 25 years old Raimundo Hurtado and my sister Nina have married. My sister Nina has moved out on her own. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo has graduated from college with a degree in Music. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo has failed the graduate school entrance examination. 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Engineering. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo is now working as a secondary school teacher. 27 years old Accepted in vocational school. My father has died at age 50 from liver cancer. 28 years old 29 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 30 years old Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Graduated from trade school. Started up a engineering business. Started up a engineering business. My mother has diabetes. 31 years old My engineering business made a profit of 20,402 dollars. Started up a engineering business. 32 years old My engineering business made a profit of 16,604 dollars. 33 years old My engineering business made a profit of 18,493 dollars. Moved away from home. Began work as a senior scientist. 34 years old My engineering business made a profit of 15,866 dollars. 35 years old My engineering business made a profit of 27,099 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Alicia Arellano. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Alicia Arellano. 36 years old I have a peptic ulcer. My engineering business made a profit of 27,442 dollars. Started up a engineering business. 37 years old My engineering business made a profit of 25,501 dollars. 38 years old My engineering business made a profit of 24,465 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Natalia Sanchez. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Natalia Sanchez. 39 years old My engineering business made a profit of 24,254 dollars. 40 years old My engineering business made a profit of 25,807 dollars. 41 years old I have been cured of peptic ulcer. My engineering business made a profit of 6,144 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Alma Clemente. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Alma Clemente. 42 years old My engineering business made a profit of 27,193 dollars. 43 years old My engineering business made a profit of 27,710 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Alicia Castillo. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Alicia Castillo. My mother has died at age 65 from diabetes. 44 years old My engineering business made a profit of 11,536 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Laura Allende. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Laura Allende. Began work as a company president. 45 years old My engineering business made a profit of 30,228 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Flora Ayala. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Flora Ayala. Started up a engineering business. 46 years old My engineering business made a profit of 26,990 dollars. 47 years old My engineering business made a profit of 22,300 dollars. 48 years old My engineering business made a profit of 12,772 dollars. 49 years old My engineering business made a profit of 20,496 dollars. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo has esophagus cancer. 50 years old My engineering business made a profit of 8,606 dollars. 51 years old My engineering business made a profit of 16,107 dollars. 52 years old My engineering business made a profit of 23,792 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Adriana Moya. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Adriana Moya. 53 years old My engineering business made a profit of 2,985 dollars. 54 years old My engineering business made a profit of 12,409 dollars. My sister Nina has given up drinking. 55 years old My engineering business made a profit of 28,865 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Isabel Santiago. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Isabel Santiago. 56 years old My engineering business made a profit of 26,738 dollars. 57 years old My engineering business made a profit of 5,341 dollars. 58 years old My engineering business made a profit of 17,465 dollars. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo has ischemic heart disease. 59 years old My engineering business made a profit of 6,113 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Rosa Valenzuela. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Rosa Valenzuela. My sister Nina's husband Raimundo has died at age 58 from esophagus cancer. 60 years old My engineering business made a profit of 15,053 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Lorena Bernal. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Lorena Bernal. 61 years old My engineering business made a profit of 32,086 dollars. 62 years old My engineering business made a profit of 8,833 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Maria Camacho. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Maria Camacho. 63 years old My engineering business made a profit of 32,231 dollars. 64 years old My engineering business made a profit of 11,232 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Mercedes Mendez. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mercedes Mendez. Invested 50000 dollars in high-risk stock. Invested 50000 dollars in land. 65 years old My engineering business made a profit of 1,512 dollars. 66 years old My engineering business made a profit of 17,989 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Inés Perez. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Inés Perez. My sister Nina has died at age 64 from breast cancer. 67 years old My engineering business made a profit of 6,390 dollars. A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 35,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 68 years old My engineering business made a profit of 22,444 dollars. Met a new woman I like very much, named Dominga Espinoza. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dominga Espinoza. 69 years old My engineering business made a profit of 11,212 dollars. 70 years old My engineering business made a profit of 6,096 dollars. 71 years old My engineering business made a profit of 23,002 dollars. 72 years old My engineering business made a profit of 11,956 dollars. Cashed in 52788 dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 55573 dollars from land. 73 years old My engineering business made a profit of 16,904 dollars. 74 years old My engineering business made a profit of 24,512 dollars. 75 years old My engineering business made a profit of 18,973 dollars. 76 years old My engineering business made a profit of 23,488 dollars. 77 years old My engineering business made a profit of 20,111 dollars. 78 years old My engineering business made a profit of 21,131 dollars. A major fire has hit the United States. 10 people have died and 31,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 79 years old My engineering business made a profit of 14,877 dollars. 80 years old My engineering business made a profit of 22,788 dollars. 81 years old My engineering business made a profit of 5,096 dollars. Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Began work as a writer. 82 years old My engineering business made a profit of 17,325 dollars. Began work as a writer. 83 years old I died from an infection at the age of 83. Closed my engineering business. [/code] I made more money as a writer than as a business manager :saddowns:

Update: 'Modest' Gordiev is now an alcoholic. MY WIFE HAS BEEN PREGNANT FOR 10 YEARS :V: I am making like 100,000 rubles a month and have a net worth of over 4,000,000 rubles I have Rheumatoid Arthritis. Going pretty well. EDIT: 'Honest' Gordiev turned out to be a druggie. Luckily he managed to give it up. My health is quickly spiraling downwards from my arthritis. Vladimir was finally born after 11 years stuck in a womb. My game might be ending soon. Oh well, at least it's ending rich. Eduard Kasparov will enjoy the rest of his days with Raiza Tupikova. UPDATE: My home was broken into. I was pilfered of about 700,000 rubles worth of goods. On the flip side, I got a 9% Pay raise.

[code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of New York in the United States. My parents have named me Adam. My surname is Adams. My mother, Kathleen, is 30 and my father, Thomas, is 34. I have a brother, Ryan, who is 2. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My mother is now working as a part-time primary school teacher. My brother Ryan has had measles. 1 year old Moved to a nicer place. 2 years old 3 years old My brother Ryan began school. 4 years old My mother is now working as a secondary school teacher. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old 14 years old 15 years old My brother Ryan has graduated from secondary school. My brother Ryan began college. 16 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Brian Gamboa. Rejected by Brian Gamboa. 17 years old 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 19 years old Helped out a beggar. Met a new boy I like very much, named Todd Koemans. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Ryan has graduated from college with a degree in Literature. My brother Ryan has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My brother Ryan is now working as a special education teacher. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your boyfriend Todd has been placed on academic probation. 20 years old Todd Koemans broke off our relationship. My brother Ryan has moved out on his own. 21 years old Rose Blom and my brother Ryan are now engaged to be married. Rose Blom and my brother Ryan have married. 22 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Graduated from college with a degree in Physics. Began graduate school. 23 years old Moved to a nicer place. My father has died at age 58 in a road traffic accident. 24 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Met a new man I like very much, named Ralph Franklin. Rejected by Ralph Franklin. 25 years old 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Physics. Accepted in vocational school. 27 years old Began work as a college professor. Moved away from home. 28 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Eric Stuyvesant. We've begun seeing each other. 29 years old Graduated from trade school. Need to look for a job. Began work as a college professor. My boyfriend Eric has a peptic ulcer. 30 years old Received a 9% pay raise. 31 years old 32 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. Received a 4% pay raise. 33 years old Received a 5% pay raise. 34 years old Eric Stuyvesant broke off our relationship. Received a 9% pay raise. My mother has died at age 65 from an accident caused by senile dementia. 35 years old Judy born to Rose Blom 36 years old 37 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Keith Myers. We've begun seeing each other. Todd born to Rose Blom My boyfriend Keith has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 38 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 39 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Moved to Canada. Moved to Calgary. Began work as a community leader. 40 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 4,600 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. 41 years old 42 years old Met a new man I like very much, named William Warren. We've begun seeing each other. 43 years old My boyfriend William is not ready for marriage. Received a 9% pay raise. My brother Ryan has diabetes. 44 years old William Warren broke off our relationship. 45 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Jane Martin. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Jane Martin. Met a new man I like very much, named Phillip Rogers. We've begun seeing each other. 46 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Phillip and I are now engaged. Phillip Rogers and I got married this year. 47 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 3 people have died and 3,600 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 48 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My brother Ryan has lung cancer. 49 years old Invested 125000 Canada dollars in land. Invested 125000 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. 50 years old Shared some money with my community. Shared some money I received. 51 years old Received a 7% pay raise. My brother Ryan's wife Rose has asthma. 52 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 45 people have died and 8,500 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Helped out an indigent person. Received a 5% pay raise. 53 years old 54 years old My brother Ryan has died at age 57 from lung cancer. 55 years old 56 years old 57 years old My partner Phillip has Parkinson's disease. 58 years old 59 years old My brother Ryan's wife Rose is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. My partner Phillip has arthritis of the knee. My partner Phillip has died at age 61 from Parkinson's disease. 60 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Carl Hill. We've begun seeing each other. 61 years old Took a fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp. Carl and I are now engaged. Carl Hill and I got married this year. 62 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 7 people have died and 4,300 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 63 years old I have diabetes. 64 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 93 people have died and 14,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My partner Carl has diabetes. 65 years old 66 years old My partner Carl has died at age 64 from diabetes. 67 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Paul Wood. We've begun seeing each other. 68 years old 69 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 0 people have died and 5,100 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My boyfriend Paul is not ready for marriage. 70 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Paul and I are now engaged. Cashed in 885559 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 243917 Canada dollars from land. 71 years old Paul Wood and I got married this year. My brother Ryan's wife Rose has died at age 73 from a heart attack. 72 years old Quit my job. My partner Paul has diabetes. 73 years old 74 years old 75 years old 76 years old 77 years old My partner Paul has died at age 69 from diabetes. 78 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Dale Campbell. We've begun seeing each other. 79 years old 80 years old Began work as a beggar. Began work as a beggar. Receiving public assistance. A major fire has hit Canada. 296 people have died and 14,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Dale and I are now engaged. Dale Campbell and I got married this year. My partner Dale has died at age 80 from a heart attack. 81 years old Died at age 81 from diabetes. [/code] Every marriage I got into gave me an error. I outlived all of my partners.

Eduard Kasparov finally gave out because of a very opportunistic infection that struck him when he was weak,and he is lived on by his sitster and brother, his wife and his son. He had a good life. He was a fighter, a warrior, but he had an eye for the majestic arts. He especially loved to sketch, and, after completing Graduate School moved on to a high paying job as a marketing director. He fought to keep his job until he was on his deathbed, where he no longer had the strength to fight, no matter how much he wished to. He was an exemplary man. He donated a lot to charity, he stayed away from Alcohol, drugs and cigarettes, He was very rich and was so admired he was only robbed once in his lifetime, near his death. The man stole little of his actual wealth, reaching up into four million rubles of money. His Parentry wasn't as lucky as him. Although they were rich enough and lived in a mansion, when Eduard was eight his mother was raped by a criminal. He was caught and found soon after due to the connections of their money, but hard times still rolled on. At the age of thirty-eight, his father developed schizophrenia and commited suicide after two years of fighting his mental illness, and shortly after his mother died of diabetes. This only encouraged him to fight harder with his new gains from their wills. Eduard loved his parents. If they disapproved of a relationship, he would end it. He followed in their footsteps everywhere. He was always a patriot, and if he had to would have fought for his country to the end. He will be missed. Eduard lives on through his wife Raiza, his son Vladimir, and his brother and sister, Aglaya and Vladistav, who are married to 'Honest' Gordiev and Eda Sudakova, respectively. (Also, here's the whole catalogue of events is anyone wants to read it. I just wanted to put the obituary together as writing practice.) [code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of Maykop in Russia's Adygea Region. My parents have named me Eduard. My surname is Kasparov. My mother, Rada, is 21 and my father, Sava, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional intelligence, exceptional artistic ability and exceptional musical ability. My father began college. 1 year old 2 years old Moved to a nicer place. I suffered a case of food poisoning. Sister Aglaya born. My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Art. My mother has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My mother is now working as a part-time primary school teacher. 3 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. Brother Vladislav born. 4 years old My father has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old My sister Aglaya began school. 8 years old My brother Vladislav began school. 9 years old My mother is now working as a business service agent. 10 years old Brother Stepan born. 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old Skipped a year in school. Met a new girl I like very much, named Aleksandra Karataeva. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Aleksandra Karataeva. My brother Stepan has suffered an epileptic seizure. 14 years old 15 years old My brother Stepan began school. 16 years old 17 years old My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 11,479 Russian soldiers have been killed. Graduated from secondary school. Began college. Met a new girl I like very much, named Anastasia Pushkina. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Anastasia Pushkina. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Anastasia. 18 years old Peace. Met a new girl I like very much, named Bela Slatkina. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Bela Slatkina. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Bela. My sister Aglaya's boyfriend Artur has graduated from secondary school. My sister Aglaya's boyfriend Artur began college. 19 years old Began work as an artist. My sister Aglaya has graduated from secondary school. My sister Aglaya began college. 20 years old Moved away from home. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Received a 6% pay raise. My brother Vladislav has graduated from secondary school. My brother Vladislav began college. 21 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. Graduated from college with a degree in Art. Began graduate school. My mother has diabetes. My father has died at age 40 from suicide. My sister Aglaya has been placed on academic probation. 22 years old Cleaned up someone else's mess. Met a new woman I like very much, named Lydia Tupoleva. We've begun seeing each other. Received a 2% pay raise. 23 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 0 people have died and 40,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Ended relationship with Lydia Tupoleva. Met a new woman I like very much, named Raiza Tupikova. We've begun seeing each other. My mother has died at age 45 from diabetes. My brother Vladislav has been placed on academic probation. 24 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 65 people have died and 75,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My girlfriend Raiza and I are now engaged. Received a 2% pay raise. My sister Aglaya has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med. My sister Aglaya is now working as a special education teacher. 25 years old Decided to give some money to charity. Raiza Tupikova and I got married this year. My brother Vladislav has graduated from college with a degree in Business. My brother Vladislav has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My brother Stepan's girlfriend Berta has graduated from secondary school. My brother Stepan's girlfriend Berta is now working as a trader of used goods. 26 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 64 people have died and 19,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Art. Invested 400000 rubles in land. Quit my job. Started up a painting contractor business. Started up a painting contractor business. My sister Aglaya has moved out on her own. My brother Vladislav is now working as a special education teacher. My wife Raiza has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Music. My wife Raiza is now working as a librarian. 27 years old My painting contractor business made a profit of 19,687 rubles. Closed my painting contractor business. Began work as a marketing director. My brother Vladislav has moved out on his own. My brother Stepan has died at age 18 from an epileptic seizure. 28 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 15 people have died and 25,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. Wife pregnant. 29 years old Invested 10000 rubles in high-risk stock. 30 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 31 years old I have rheumatoid arthritis. Received a 7% pay raise. Modest Gordiev and my sister Aglaya have married. Eda Sudakova and my brother Vladislav are now engaged to be married. 32 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Eda Sudakova and my brother Vladislav have married. 33 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Received a 7% pay raise. Cashed in 439606 rubles from land. 34 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 5 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 35 years old Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend.. Received a 5% pay raise. My sister Aglaya's husband Modest has become an alcoholic. 36 years old 37 years old 38 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 39 years old I suffered a case of food poisoning. Son Vladimir born. 40 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 41 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My sister Aglaya's husband Modest has given up drugs. My brother Vladislav's wife Eda has been cured of asthma. 42 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 20 people have died and 39,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. My sister Aglaya's husband Modest has a peptic ulcer. 43 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Received a 9% pay raise. My son Vladimir has suffered an epileptic seizure. 44 years old 45 years old Sporadic localized fighting in Buryatia region. Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. Received a 5% pay raise. My son Vladimir began school. 46 years old Peace. 47 years old Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort. 48 years old My sister Aglaya's husband Modest has been cured of peptic ulcer. My brother Vladislav has given up drinking. 49 years old 50 years old A major fire has hit Russia. 16 people have died and 29,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My sister Aglaya's husband Modest has died at age 53 from a heart attack. 51 years old 52 years old 53 years old I died from an infection at the age of 53.[/code]

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;19460087][code]0 years old I was born a boy in the city of New York in the United States. My parents have named me Adam. My surname is Adams. My mother, Kathleen, is 30 and my father, Thomas, is 34. I have a brother, Ryan, who is 2. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary physical strength and extraordinary physical endurance. My mother is now working as a part-time primary school teacher. My brother Ryan has had measles. 1 year old Moved to a nicer place. 2 years old 3 years old My brother Ryan began school. 4 years old My mother is now working as a secondary school teacher. 5 years old 6 years old Began school. 7 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 8 years old 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old 13 years old 14 years old 15 years old My brother Ryan has graduated from secondary school. My brother Ryan began college. 16 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Brian Gamboa. Rejected by Brian Gamboa. 17 years old 18 years old Graduated from secondary school. Began college. 19 years old Helped out a beggar. Met a new boy I like very much, named Todd Koemans. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Ryan has graduated from college with a degree in Literature. My brother Ryan has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My brother Ryan is now working as a special education teacher. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your boyfriend Todd has been placed on academic probation. 20 years old Todd Koemans broke off our relationship. My brother Ryan has moved out on his own. 21 years old Rose Blom and my brother Ryan are now engaged to be married. Rose Blom and my brother Ryan have married. 22 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Graduated from college with a degree in Physics. Began graduate school. 23 years old Moved to a nicer place. My father has died at age 58 in a road traffic accident. 24 years old Moved to a less expensive place. Met a new man I like very much, named Ralph Franklin. Rejected by Ralph Franklin. 25 years old 26 years old Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Physics. Accepted in vocational school. 27 years old Began work as a college professor. Moved away from home. 28 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Eric Stuyvesant. We've begun seeing each other. 29 years old Graduated from trade school. Need to look for a job. Began work as a college professor. My boyfriend Eric has a peptic ulcer. 30 years old Received a 9% pay raise. 31 years old 32 years old Donated to a disaster relief charity. Received a 4% pay raise. 33 years old Received a 5% pay raise. 34 years old Eric Stuyvesant broke off our relationship. Received a 9% pay raise. My mother has died at age 65 from an accident caused by senile dementia. 35 years old Judy born to Rose Blom 36 years old 37 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Keith Myers. We've begun seeing each other. Todd born to Rose Blom My boyfriend Keith has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 38 years old Received a 4% pay raise. 39 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Moved to Canada. Moved to Calgary. Began work as a community leader. 40 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 4,600 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Received a 4% pay raise. 41 years old 42 years old Met a new man I like very much, named William Warren. We've begun seeing each other. 43 years old My boyfriend William is not ready for marriage. Received a 9% pay raise. My brother Ryan has diabetes. 44 years old William Warren broke off our relationship. 45 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Jane Martin. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Jane Martin. Met a new man I like very much, named Phillip Rogers. We've begun seeing each other. 46 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Phillip and I are now engaged. Phillip Rogers and I got married this year. 47 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 3 people have died and 3,600 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 48 years old Received a 4% pay raise. My brother Ryan has lung cancer. 49 years old Invested 125000 Canada dollars in land. Invested 125000 Canada dollars in high-risk stock. 50 years old Shared some money with my community. Shared some money I received. 51 years old Received a 7% pay raise. My brother Ryan's wife Rose has asthma. 52 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 45 people have died and 8,500 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Helped out an indigent person. Received a 5% pay raise. 53 years old 54 years old My brother Ryan has died at age 57 from lung cancer. 55 years old 56 years old 57 years old My partner Phillip has Parkinson's disease. 58 years old 59 years old My brother Ryan's wife Rose is now working as a part-time temporary odd jobs. My partner Phillip has arthritis of the knee. My partner Phillip has died at age 61 from Parkinson's disease. 60 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Carl Hill. We've begun seeing each other. 61 years old Took a fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp. Carl and I are now engaged. Carl Hill and I got married this year. 62 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 7 people have died and 4,300 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 63 years old I have diabetes. 64 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 93 people have died and 14,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My partner Carl has diabetes. 65 years old 66 years old My partner Carl has died at age 64 from diabetes. 67 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Paul Wood. We've begun seeing each other. 68 years old 69 years old A major fire has hit Canada. 0 people have died and 5,100 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. My boyfriend Paul is not ready for marriage. 70 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. Paul and I are now engaged. Cashed in 885559 Canada dollars from high-risk stock. Cashed in 243917 Canada dollars from land. 71 years old Paul Wood and I got married this year. My brother Ryan's wife Rose has died at age 73 from a heart attack. 72 years old Quit my job. My partner Paul has diabetes. 73 years old 74 years old 75 years old 76 years old 77 years old My partner Paul has died at age 69 from diabetes. 78 years old Met a new man I like very much, named Dale Campbell. We've begun seeing each other. 79 years old 80 years old Began work as a beggar. Began work as a beggar. Receiving public assistance. A major fire has hit Canada. 296 people have died and 14,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. Dale and I are now engaged. Dale Campbell and I got married this year. My partner Dale has died at age 80 from a heart attack. 81 years old Died at age 81 from diabetes. [/code] Every marriage I got into gave me an error. I outlived all of my partners.[/QUOTE] Your guy probably got picked on a lot in school, considering his parents named him Adam Adams.

[QUOTE=Dalndox;19460545]Your guy probably got picked on a lot in school, considering his parents named him Adam Adams.[/QUOTE] Considering he got married to 4 different men, I'd say his name would hardly be the least of his problems.

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Kindu in the Congo Democratic Republic's Maniema Region. My parents have named me Joan. My surname is Ereng. My mother, Gloria, is 16 and my father, Thomas, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old Died at age 1 from dehydration.[/code] Ah,motherfucker...

[code]0 years old I was born a girl in the city of Kiryu in Japan's Kanto Region. My parents have named me Aiko. My surname is Fujimoto. My mother, Yasuko, is 18 and my father, Minoru, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters. 1 year old Moved to a less expensive place. 2 years old I've had measles. 3 years old My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Art. My mother has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My mother is now working as a writer. 4 years old My father has become addicted to illicit drugs. 5 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 60 people have died and 510,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 6 years old Began school. My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 7 years old 8 years old 9 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 10 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 17 people have died and 50,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. 11 years old A major earthquake has hit Japan. 83 people have died and 150,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has given up drugs. 12 years old Decided not to smoke cigarettes. 13 years old Moved to a nicer place. Met a new boy I like very much, named Yoshiaki Ichihara. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Yoshiaki Ichihara. My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 14 years old Moved to a less expensive place. 15 years old Met a new boy I like very much, named Yutaka Hamamoto. We've begun seeing each other. 16 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 27 people have died and 24,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not affected. 17 years old Moved to a nicer place. A major earthquake has hit Japan. 5 people have died and 180,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Avoided drinking alcohol. My boyfriend Yutaka has graduated from secondary school. My boyfriend Yutaka began college. 18 years old Moved to a less expensive place. A major earthquake has hit Japan. 42 people have died and 180,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Told the truth about a previous lie I had made. Helped out an indigent person. Graduated from secondary school. My boyfriend Yutaka and I are now engaged. Yutaka Hamamoto and I got married this year. Moved out of my family's home. Need to look for a job. Began work as an administrative aid. Received a 4% pay raise. Accepted in vocational school. 19 years old My father has had a stroke. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. A major earthquake has hit Japan. 87 people have died and 280,000 others have been affected. I was not directly affected. 21 years old Graduated from trade school. Need to look for a job. Began work as an administrative aid. My husband Yutaka has graduated from college with a degree in Psychology. My husband Yutaka began graduate school. 22 years old Invested 2000000 yen in a bank account. You have failed the college entrance examinations. My father has recovered from stroke. 23 years old Received a 4% pay raise. Pregnant. My father has been cured of depression. 24 years old Daughter Kiyoko born. Received a 3% pay raise. Pregnant. My father has diabetes. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Daughter Megumi born. Received a 4% pay raise. My husband Yutaka has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My husband Yutaka has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Psychology. My husband Yutaka is now working as a special education teacher. 26 years old 27 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 76 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 28 years old Cashed in 2123040 yen from a bank account. Invested 10000000 yen in a bank account. Quit my job. Began work as a police inspector. 29 years old My daughter Kiyoko began school. 30 years old 31 years old 32 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 5 people have died and 21,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Received a 4% pay raise. 33 years old 34 years old My husband Yutaka has arthritis of the knee. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 36 years old Cashed in 10828566 yen from a bank account. Invested 20000000 yen in a bank account. 37 years old My father is now working as a part-time primary school teacher. 38 years old My father has died at age 64 from diabetes. 39 years old 40 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 41 years old My daughter Kiyoko has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Kiyoko is now working as a restaurant services worker. 42 years old 43 years old Cashed in 21442707 yen from a bank account. Invested 44000000 yen in a bank account. My daughter Kiyoko has moved out on her own. 44 years old 45 years old 46 years old Car was stolen. My daughter Kiyoko is now working as a painter. 47 years old Received a 3% pay raise. 48 years old 49 years old 50 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 51 years old Kenji Date and my daughter Kiyoko have married. 52 years old Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money. 53 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 12 people have died and 29,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Cashed in 48603369 yen from a bank account. Invested 75000000 yen in a bank account. 54 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 26 people have died and 39,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. 55 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother died from an infection at the age of 74. 56 years old 57 years old Cashed in 78045297 yen from a bank account. Invested 95000000 yen in a bank account. 58 years old Yasuhiko born to Kiyoko Date 59 years old My daughter Kiyoko's husband Kenji has died at age 37 from an epileptic seizure. 60 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 61 years old 62 years old A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 48 people have died and 15,000 others have been affected. I was not affected. Cashed in 99845950 yen from a bank account. Invested 120000000 yen in a bank account. 63 years old Home was broken into and burglarized. Victim of burglary. My grandchild Yasuhiko began school. 64 years old 65 years old I have uterine cancer. Had an epileptic seizure. Decided not to give money to charity. Quit my job. Cashed in 123636117 yen from a bank account. Moved to the United States. Moved to Honolulu. 66 years old 67 years old Died at age 67 from uterine cancer.[/code] jap chick livin' the life of luxury. apparently my second child died right after it was born. didn't know that for a few years. I guess I left it behind a couch and forgot about it. then my good-for-nothing husband retired, I got cancer, so then I cashed in all the money I had and fled to Hawaii a millionaire, where I lived my last years in luxury before kicking the bucket.

[QUOTE=Dalndox;19455740] Oh for the love of-... She was doing really good. She was smart and had a good job, until her political activism landed her in jail on multiple occasions. She tried to start a bakery, but it failed and the only job she could get was as a beggar. She eventually died due to an infection from low health.[/QUOTE] Let's hope it wasn't a [b]yeast[/b] infection :smug: .

I found the secret to live over 80 years. Do exactly what you're NOT meant to be. [code]0 years old I was born a boy in the town of Geneva in the canton of Genève in Switzerland. My parents have named me Jean-Jacques. My surname is Picard. My mother, Veronique, is 26 and my father, Sylvain, is 30. I have a brother, Edouard, who is 3. From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, exceptional musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, exceptional physical endurance and exceptional good looks. 1 year old Brother Gaston born. 2 years old My brother Edouard began school. 3 years old 4 years old 5 years old 6 years old Began school. My brother Gaston began school. 7 years old 8 years old Avoided a punishment with a "white lie". My father has become an alcoholic. 9 years old 10 years old 11 years old 12 years old My brother Edouard began trade school. My brother Edouard's girlfriend Irene began trade school. 13 years old Met a new girl I like very much, named Irene Picard. We've begun seeing each other. My parents don't approve of Irene Picard. Ended my relationship with girlfriend Irene. My father has given up drinking. 14 years old My brother Edouard has graduated from trade school. My brother Edouard's girlfriend Emilie has graduated from trade school. 15 years old My brother Gaston began trade school. 16 years old Began trade school. Emilie Berger and my brother Edouard are now engaged to be married. Emilie Berger and my brother Edouard have married. My brother Edouard's wife Emilie has been cured of depression. 17 years old My brother Edouard has moved out on his own. My brother Gaston has graduated from trade school. 18 years old Graduated from trade school. Began work as an artist. Celeste Flaubert and my brother Gaston are now engaged to be married. Celeste Flaubert and my brother Gaston have married. 19 years old Received a 6% pay raise. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has graduated from secondary school. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste began college. 20 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 8.394 Swiss francs. Decided to steal a bicycle. Got 26 Swiss francs from a bicycle theft. Inducted into the military. 21 years old Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 9.019 Swiss francs. Decided not to smoke cigarettes. My brother Gaston has moved out on his own. 22 years old Decided to vandalize some property. 23 years old Left the military. Began work as a policeman. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has graduated from college with a degree in Sociology. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste began graduate school. 24 years old Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 68.919 Swiss francs. Met a new woman I like very much, named Aimée Dufresne. We've begun seeing each other. 25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. 26 years old 27 years old Aimée Dufresne broke off our relationship. Met a new woman I like very much, named Giselle Beaumont. We've begun seeing each other. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Sociology. 28 years old Lost my girlfriend Giselle by being too forward. Met a new woman I like very much, named Nicole Rameau. We've begun seeing each other. 29 years old My parents don't approve of my engagement to Nicole Rameau. Nicole and I are now engaged. 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. The engagement is over and my girlfriend Nicole and I've gone our separate ways. Received a 2% pay raise. Met a new woman I like very much, named Alice Frémont. We've begun seeing each other. 31 years old My girlfriend Alice is not ready for marriage. 32 years old My parents don't approve of my engagement to Alice Frémont. Parents backed down in their threat to write you out of the will. Alice and I are now engaged. 33 years old Alice Frémont and I got married this year. Daughter Mathilde born. Daughter Yvonne born. Daughter Yvonne born. Daughter Yvonne born. Daughter Gabrielle born. Daughter Constance born. Daughter Simone born. Daughter Brigitte born. Discovered I am infertile. My daughter Yvonne began school. 34 years old Received a 9% pay raise. Moved to North Korea. Moved to P'yongsan. Chun-Yei born to Emilie Berger 35 years old Decided to give some money to charity. My brother Gaston has been cured of depression. My daughter Yvonne began school. 36 years old My father has reduced vision from cataracts. My daughter Mathilde began school. 37 years old Receiving public assistance. My father has been cured of cataracts. 38 years old My daughter Simone began trade school. Daughter Yvonne born. 39 years old My brother Gaston has given up drinking. Wa-Dae born to Celeste Flaubert My daughter's boyfriend Hyun-Shik has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. 40 years old My daughter Constance has skipped a year in school. My daughter Simone has graduated from trade school. My daughter's boyfriend Jin-Yong has graduated from secondary school. 41 years old Returned a wallet to a grateful owner. My brother Gaston has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however. My daughter's boyfriend Hyun-Shik began trade school. My daughter Gabrielle began trade school. 42 years old My daughter Mathilde has trichuriasis (whip worm). My daughter Yvonne began trade school. My daughter's boyfriend Se-Jin has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Constance has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Constance began college. My daughter's boyfriend Young-Bum has graduated from secondary school. Park Jin-Yong and my daughter Simone have married. Son Adolphe born. 43 years old My daughter Mathilde has been cured of trichuriasis. My daughter's boyfriend Hyun-Shik has graduated from trade school. My daughter Gabrielle has been cured of depression. My daughter Gabrielle has graduated from trade school. My daughter Simone has moved out on her own. My daughter Brigitte has graduated from secondary school. 44 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 18.048 people have died and 1.700.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My daughter Yvonne has graduated from trade school. My daughter's boyfriend Ho-Bong has graduated from secondary school. Ok-Rim born to Simone Park My daughter Yvonne began school. 45 years old My daughter Mathilde began trade school. My daughter Yvonne has graduated from secondary school. My daughter's boyfriend Hyun-Shik has graduated from secondary school. Gyong-Si born to Simone Park 46 years old My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has been hurt in an accident. My daughter Mathilde has been placed on academic probation. Suk Se-Jin and my daughter Gabrielle have married. Young-A born to Gabrielle Suk My daughter Constance has graduated from college with a degree in German. My daughter Constance began graduate school. Park Young-Bum and my daughter Constance have married. Yun-Bok born to Simone Park 47 years old Invested 7000000 won in high-risk stock. My brother Edouard's wife Emilie has stomach cancer. My daughter Yvonne has graduated from secondary school. My daughter's boyfriend Hyun-Shik has become an alcoholic. My daughter Gabrielle has moved out on her own. My daughter Constance has moved out on her own. 48 years old Shared some money with my community. Shared some money I received. My daughter Mathilde has graduated from trade school. Hon-Yong born to Constance Park Jae-Kwang born to Simone Park My daughter's boyfriend Seong-Kim has been hurt in an accident. My son Adolphe began school. 49 years old Lost my investment in high-risk stock. My brother Edouard's wife Emilie has died at age 53 from stomach cancer. Broke up with daughter's boyfriend Kwang-Soo. Ae-Sook born to Gabrielle Suk My daughter Constance has roundworms. 50 years old My daughter Constance has been cured of ascariasis. My daughter Constance has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in German. 51 years old Receiving public assistance. Borrowed 100 won in a family loan loan. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has diabetes. 52 years old My daughter's boyfriend Chul-Soo has become an alcoholic. My daughter Gabrielle has had malaria. Han Wa-Dae and your daughter Brigitte are now engaged to be married. Han Wa-Dae and my daughter Brigitte have married. Sang-En born to Brigitte Han My daughter Yvonne has hookworm. My wife Alice has roundworms. 53 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 212 people have died and 1.600.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Broke up with daughter's boyfriend Bong-Chol. He-Suk born to Gabrielle Suk Mu-Hak born to Simone Park My daughter Brigitte has moved out on her own. My daughter Yvonne has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My daughter Yvonne's boyfriend Lee-Sam has graduated from trade school. My wife Alice has been cured of ascariasis. 54 years old My mother has reduced vision from cataracts. Mi-Hyun born to Gabrielle Suk My son Adolphe has roundworms. 55 years old My father has hookworm. My daughter Yvonne has hookworm. My son Adolphe has been cured of ascariasis. 56 years old Invested 400000 won in bond fund. My father died from an infection. My daughter Yvonne has been cured of ancylostomiasis. Dae-Suk born to Gabrielle Suk Yang-Gae born to Simone Park Ha Lee-Sam and my daughter Yvonne have married. 57 years old My mother has hookworm. Daughter Mathilde moved out. Lee In-Tak and your daughter Mathilde are now engaged to be married. My daughter's boyfriend Chul-Soo has been murdered at age 29. My daughter Yvonne has moved out on her own. 58 years old My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis. Lee In-Tak and my daughter Mathilde have married. My daughter Constance's husband Young-Bum has hookworm. 59 years old My daughter Constance's husband Young-Bum has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My son Adolphe's girlfriend Eun-Seong has graduated from secondary school. 60 years old Pak Yong-Chul and my daughter Yvonne have married. My daughter Yvonne has moved out on her own. My son Adolphe has moved out on his own. 61 years old My mother has diabetes. My brother Edouard has died at age 65 from colon cancer. Ha Eun-Seong and my son Adolphe are now engaged to be married. Ha Eun-Seong and my son Adolphe have married. 62 years old My mother died from general complications of old age. Inherited money from my parents. My brother Gaston's wife Celeste has died at age 61 from diabetes. My daughter Constance's husband Young-Bum has been cured of depression. My daughter Simone has been cured of depression. My daughter Yvonne's husband Lee-Sam has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage.. My daughter Yvonne's husband Lee-Sam has been hurt in an accident. 63 years old Hyung-Sook born to Ha Yvonne 64 years old My brother Gaston has mouth cancer. My daughter Yvonne's husband Lee-Sam has Japanese encephalitis. My wife Alice has hookworm. 65 years old Bok-Soon born to Ha Yvonne My daughter Yvonne's husband Lee-Sam has been cured of Japanese encephalitis. My wife Alice has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 66 years old Bong-Chol born to Gabrielle Suk My daughter Constance's husband Young-Bum has been cured of depression. 67 years old My daughter Yvonne has moved out on her own. My daughter Gabrielle's husband Se-Jin has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage.. My daughter Gabrielle's husband Se-Jin has been hurt in an accident. 68 years old 69 years old In-Tak born to Mathilde Lee My daughter Yvonne has moved out on her own. Yu Young-Sam and my daughter Yvonne have married. 70 years old My brother Gaston died from an infection. My daughter Gabrielle's husband Se-Jin has diabetes. Ae-Sook born to Ha Yvonne 71 years old I was robbed. A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 24.394 people have died and 3.000.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. Jung-A born to Ha Yvonne My wife Alice has hookworm. 72 years old My daughter Yvonne's husband Young-Sam has lymphedema. My daughter Brigitte has died at age 47 from a heart attack. My daughter Yvonne has hookworm. My wife Alice has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 73 years old My daughter Yvonne has been cured of ancylostomiasis. Do-Keun born to Ha Yvonne 74 years old Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Helped keep my neighbor out of prison. My daughter Simone's husband Jin-Yong has been hurt in an accident. 75 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 9.827 people have died and 1.400.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My daughter Mathilde has cervical cancer. My daughter Yvonne has reduced vision from cataracts. My daughter Yvonne's husband Yong-Chul has become an alcoholic. My daughter Yvonne's husband Lee-Sam has become an alcoholic. 76 years old 77 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 567 people have died and 1.400.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My daughter Mathilde has died at age 47 from cervical cancer. My daughter Yvonne's husband Young-Sam died from an infection. My daughter Constance has hookworm. 78 years old My daughter Constance has been cured of ancylostomiasis. 79 years old Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government. Helped keep my neighbor out of prison. My daughter Mathilde's husband In-Tak has a peptic ulcer. My daughter Yvonne's husband Yong-Chul has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. 80 years old My daughter Yvonne has had malaria. Jin-Ho born to Ha Eun-Seong 81 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 53.245 people have died and 1.800.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My daughter Mathilde's husband In-Tak has been cured of peptic ulcer. My daughter Gabrielle has hookworm. My daughter Simone has diabetes. My son Adolphe's wife Eun-Seong has had malaria. 82 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 12.311 people have died and 2.000.000 others have been affected. The famine or food shortage has hit my area. Famine victim. My daughter Gabrielle has been cured of ancylostomiasis. My daughter Brigitte's husband Wa-Dae has trichuriasis (whip worm). 83 years old My daughter Yvonne has been cured of cataracts. My daughter Brigitte's husband Wa-Dae has been cured of trichuriasis. 84 years old My daughter Yvonne's husband Yong-Chul has given up drinking. 85 years old A famine or food shortage has hit North Korea. 100.522 people have died and 300.000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. 86 years old I have hookworm. My daughter Simone's husband Jin-Yong has reduced vision from cataracts. 87 years old Cured of ancylostomiasis. My daughter Constance has died at age 62 from kidney disease. 88 years old My daughter Simone has died at age 65 from diabetes. 89 years old Cashed in 669598 won from bond fund. Cashed in 0 won from high-risk stock. My daughter Mathilde's husband In-Tak has reduced vision from cataracts. My daughter Yvonne has had malaria. 90 years old I died from an infection.[/code] The insanity begins at age 30. Long story short, I was born in Switzerland "with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, exceptional musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, exceptional physical endurance and exceptional good looks". My parents were like, carpet cleaners, something like that, and still made more money than all of the world. I had a perfect life but suddenly went batshit insane when I realized I was sterile, so I married some chick and got removed from my parents will, adopted 8 kids ( 3 named Ivonne ), and moved to North Korea, where I refused to get a job, had no home, didn't eat yet somehow made "saintly" donations to charity. I had 3 more kids ( Sterile my ass, oh, and one was named Ivonne. ), got money from my parents, somehow, managed to see the death of old age of two of my daughters then died... At age 90. This game AIN'T fucking fair. Like life. So it's perfect.

25 years old Decided not to give money to charity. My mother has died at age 62 from a heart attack. 26 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Alice Anton. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Alice Anton. Invested 700000 dollars in a bank account. 27 years old Helped out an indigent person. Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Music. Quit my job. Began work as a writer. 28 years old 29 years old 30 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Invested 200000 dollars in a bank account. 31 years old Met a new woman I like very much, named Sarah Williamson. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sarah Williamson. Moved to Hollywood. Not accepted in vocational school. Met a new woman I like very much, named Carolyn Desjardins. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Carolyn Desjardins. Met a new woman I like very much, named Heather Henderson. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Heather Henderson. Met a new woman I like very much, named Mildred Rivera. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Mildred Rivera. Met a new woman I like very much, named Connie Wood. Decided not to pursue a relationship with Connie Wood. Met a new woman I like very much, named Anne Schmidt. We've begun seeing each other. My girlfriend Anne is now working as a school counselor. 32 years old Received a 5% pay raise. Denied a raise. 33 years old 34 years old I've become addicted to drugs. My girlfriend Anne has become an alcoholic. 35 years old Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 4% pay raise. 36 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Girlfriend pregnant. Ended relationship with Anne Schmidt. Met a new woman I like very much, named Gladys Stephens. We've begun seeing each other. Girlfriend pregnant. Ended relationship with Gladys Stephens. Met a new woman I like very much, named Carolyn Rose. We've begun seeing each other. Girlfriend pregnant. Carolyn and I are now engaged!. Received a 2% pay raise. 37 years old I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Car was stolen. Carolyn Rose and I got married this year. Received a 2% pay raise. Not accepted in vocational school. Quit my job. Began work as a senior government official. Daughter Louise born. Daughter Denise born. Son Matthew born. Son André born. 38 years old I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. My son Joe has had measles. My son Joe began school. My daughter Denise has had measles. 39 years old Gave up drugs. Received a 4% pay raise. Son Adolfo born. 40 years old I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries. Decided not to give money to charity. Received a 7% pay raise. My son Adolfo has had measles. 41 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My daughter Denise began school. 42 years old Received a 6% pay raise. My son Matthew began school. 43 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. My son André began school. 44 years old Received a 7% pay raise. 45 years old Received a 3% pay raise. My son Ralph has graduated from secondary school. My son Ralph began college. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Ralph has been placed on academic probation. My son Ralph's girlfriend Dianne has graduated from secondary school. My son Ralph's girlfriend Dianne began college. My daughter Louise has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Louise began college. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Louise has been placed on academic probation. My son Adolfo began school. 46 years old I have a peptic ulcer. Received a 6% pay raise. Received a 4% pay raise. Invested 600000 dollars in land. My daughter Louise has been cured of depression. 47 years old Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme. Tried the lottery but didn't win anything. Started up a night club business. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Ralph's girlfriend Dianne has been placed on academic probation. My daughter Louise's boyfriend Thomas has graduated from college with a degree in Geology. My daughter Louise's boyfriend Thomas has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My daughter Louise's boyfriend Thomas is now working as a primary school teacher. My son Matthew has skipped a year in school. 48 years old I have diabetes. My night club business made a profit of 24,281 dollars. Began work as a department manager. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Ralph has been placed on academic probation. My son Ralph's girlfriend Dianne has been expelled from college. My son Ralph's girlfriend Dianne is now working as a freight handler. 49 years old My night club business made a profit of 25,319 dollars. Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 36,560 dollars. Dianne Myer and my son Ralph have married. My son Ralph moved back in. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Louise has been placed on academic probation. 50 years old Lost my investment in a bank account. I have been cured of peptic ulcer. My night club business made a profit of 20,033 dollars. My son Joe has graduated from secondary school. My son Joe began college. My son Joe's girlfriend Sarah has graduated from secondary school. My son Joe's girlfriend Sarah began college. My son Ralph has moved out on his own. Thomas Verlinden and my daughter Louise have married. 51 years old My night club business made a profit of 16,081 dollars. My son Ralph has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law. My son Ralph has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My son Ralph is now working as a paper plant operator. My daughter Louise has moved out on her own. My daughter Louise has graduated from college with a degree in Nutrition. My daughter Louise has failed the graduate school entrance examination. My daughter Louise is now working as a social worker. 52 years old My night club business made a profit of 16,758 dollars. Sarah Jenkins and my son Joe have married. In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Denise's boyfriend Dennis has been placed on academic probation. 53 years old My night club business made a profit of 24,931 dollars. Moved to Long Beach. My daughter Denise has graduated from secondary school. My daughter Denise began college. My son Matthew has graduated from secondary school. My son Matthew began college. 54 years old I died from an infection at the age of 54. My life was fucking awesome.

Fucking [note][/note] that shit

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