S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: The Zone will stop the Russians - Games

[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;43768893][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jBpnWEW.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Etcetera;43769117]They're playing Battleships?[/QUOTE] You should know Etc. Apparently that guy thinks about you when people are laughing at him for wanting a promotion. At least I think that's whats going on...please correct me if I got it horribly wrong riki :tinfoil:

It's a reference to page 283

I wrote a LURK fanfic. [quote][I]My hands firmly grasped the barrel guard and grip. Slowly, I slid my fingers along the synthetic parts and gunmetal, feeling the smooth surface of her model. I pressed her skeleton stock against my shoulder firmly and took aim with an ACOG. My hand brushed down her barrely to her magazine feed and toyed with the magazine release, prodding it. Teasing it. Carefully I pressed down and took out the magazine. Quickly storing it into my back pocket, I returned my fingers back to the magazine feed and traced the edges with my index. In a controlled and determined fashion my fingers began wandering into the magazine well. They delved further inside her inner workings, exploring every nook and cranny of my beloved. Trying to restrain myself from drooling I pulled the bolt back in a slow, continuous move, feeling the spring tighten. I quickened my fingers, massaging the mag release faster and faster. The spring begged for release, pressing against my right index and middle finger ferociously. Finally, I jammed my fingers as far into the mag well as I can and grabbed the ironsights with my thumb, releasing the bolt. It slammed into place with force, shaking her entire body with release. As dessert I ventured down below her receiver and slid my finger inside her trigger guard. It tensed up like a thigh in the middle of a 90kg squat. I began pulling. The resistance on the trigger refused to budge at first. I add pressure. The trigger starts moving backwards. Millimeter by millimeter she edges closer to a dryfire. Finally, a click. Her hammer fires. Instant gratification. Thoroughly satisfied with what I had accomplished, I took my right hand and stroked her entire length with loving care. Unfortunately, I had to set her down to get some sleep before the next raid...but not before I could sneak in a loving kiss right on her stamped receiver and give a tap on her butt. The good thing about weapons is that they never cheat on you.[/I][/quote] Version 2 is released, now with [url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uq10y9HESG]smooth jazz![/url]

[QUOTE='[Green];43769890']I wrote a LURK fanfic.[/QUOTE] god fucking dammit green

[QUOTE='[Green];43769890']I wrote a LURK fanfic.[/QUOTE] lurk 2 is now cancelled

i'm not even mad

What did I just read

The authentic Finnish love exprience based on a true story [sp]the conscripts sure stared after me once i left the armoury dinner table was kind of quiet and awkward[/sp]

[QUOTE='[Green];43770127']The authentic Finnish love exprience based on a true story[/QUOTE] Is that ... an RK95 you were describing.

[QUOTE=LoNer1;43770133]Is that ... an RK95 you were describing.[/QUOTE] What were you expecting, a TRG? Come on man, don't get sex toys and killing tools mixed up.

Oh wait, >bolt TRG [b]edit[/b] Damn this is awkward :v: (I should pay attention to my art class. >ACOG aka RK95 ye) excuse my stupidity lol

[QUOTE=LoNer1;43770138]Oh wait, >bolt TRG [b]edit[/b] Damn this is awkward :v: (I should pay attention to my art class. >ACOG aka RK95 ye) excuse my stupidity lol[/QUOTE] Just because I said it has a bolt doesn't mean anything, it could be open or closed bolt system :v: Stick to school and come back in free time to listen to my smooth, borderline creepy voice accompanied by smooth jazz.

[QUOTE='[Green];43770159']Just because I said it has a bolt doesn't mean anything, it could be open or closed bolt system :v: Stick to school and come back in free time to listen to my smooth, borderline creepy voice accompanied by smooth jazz.[/QUOTE] Will do, sensei

[QUOTE='[Green];43770159'] Stick to school and come back in free time to listen to my smooth, borderline creepy voice accompanied by smooth jazz.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE='[Green];43769890'] Version 2 is released, now with [url=http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uq10y9HESG]smooth jazz![/url][/QUOTE] Is that smooth jazz direct impingement, or short stroke piston operated?

[QUOTE=The golden;43764052]They make the game a tad easier but that can mostly be negated by playing on Master..[/QUOTE] Not really since the differences between vanilla Master and Complete master are pretty huge and 'Master difficulty' for all intents and purposes, should be regarded as the default difficulty. But then there's the point that not everyone is looking to get a really [I]hardcore[/I] experience in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , some people just want a mod that makes it look nicer so they can romp through the game once and then forget about it. So I agree with most of your post. Call of Pripyat Complete though, it's not a good mod and reportedly causes a lot of save corruptations so it's better to advise rookies to avoid that even if they were okay with making gunplay easier.

[QUOTE=11meister;43770181]Is that smooth jazz direct impingement, or short stroke piston operated?[/QUOTE] ...the hell? Long stroke piston operated, obviously! This is an AK variant we're talking about. Get yer shitey ARs outta here b'fore me lassie Arkey -95 be gettin' angreh at ya!

[QUOTE='[Green];43770127']The authentic Finnish love exprience based on a true story[/QUOTE] Pervert. [sp]Galil <3[/sp]

[QUOTE=ManRod;43765252]Wouldn't say dumb, more of a fact. People with weeaboo avatars in this thread get really upset when it's mentioned and mark anything as 'Dumb' like it has any credibility, I think it's adorable but does get old quick.[/QUOTE] i think it's adorable how your posts have gone from being nice and fine to shitposting as if an irl anime slapped you way to stir up shit you chinese cartoon sympathizing manrod [editline]imgay[/editline] Are there any weapons in AA2 that surpass that stashed tactical AK47 in terms of overall balance? I just picked up an M16 and a G36 and this thing is still the greatest. vgtg. [editline]3rd February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Hammer7;43770244][sp]Galil <3[/sp][/QUOTE] how dare you put that in the same post as the word pervert my galil is pure and angelic

To be honest. Liking Anime is well and fine. But when people take it to the extreme and have fucking "Boyfriends or Girlfriends" or whatever the hell they are called in Anime style drawing thing, along with the weird ass Porn. It just gets stupid. I put it on par of sadness with the likes of Bronies.

[QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;43770970]To be honest. Liking Anime is well and fine. But when people take it to the extreme and have fucking "Boyfriends or Girlfriends" or whatever the hell they are called in Anime style drawing thing, along with the weird ass Porn. It just gets stupid. I put it on par of sadness with the likes of Bronies.[/QUOTE] 抱き枕. That is all. Anyhow, to make the post at least more-so on topic, does anyone know if the Arena Extension Mod has the same guy as in Secret Trails 2 who keeps yelling out how you can win lots of cash by betting at the totalizator (or however it was called in English)? I kind of liked his voice.

[QUOTE='[Green];43770196']...the hell? Long stroke piston operated, obviously! This is an AK variant we're talking about. Get yer shitey ARs outta here b'fore me lassie Arkey -95 be gettin' angreh at ya![/QUOTE] I'd take an AK variant over a Colt design any day. Particularly a 74 in lovely plum furniture. And shouldn't you name your 'pet' Anna -94 or something? Then it could be some weird and wonderful combination of blowback, long-stroke, and cable action all in one. [QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;43770970]To be honest. Liking Anime is well and fine. But when people take it to the extreme and have fucking "Boyfriends or Girlfriends" or whatever the hell they are called in Anime style drawing thing, along with the weird ass Porn. It just gets stupid. I put it on par of sadness with the likes of Bronies.[/QUOTE] I like multicoloured ponies, but I don't feel the need to thrust my hobbies in other peoples faces. I say as long as people's fantasies arn't hurting anyone but themselves - let them go right ahead. We've all daydreamed of crawling through fallout-laden bushes, throwing bolts at passing bandits after all. And In most parts of the world thats seen as a little odd. On another note - still trying to merge SGM with all sorts of stuff. Decided I can't live without another extra 5 weapons from Origional Weapons.

[QUOTE=11meister;43771361]I'd take an AK variant over a Colt design any day. Particularly a 74 in lovely plum furniture. And shouldn't you name your 'pet' Anna -94 or something? Then it could be some weird and wonderful combination of blowback, long-stroke, and cable action all in one.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=11meister;43771361]And shouldn't you name your 'pet' Anna -94 or something?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=11meister;43771361]name your 'pet' [B][U]Anna -94[/U][/B][/QUOTE] ...you what Are you implying I should ditch the perfection of Rynnäkkökivääri Yhdeksänkymmentäviisi Taittoperä? That sounds dangerously heretical.

[QUOTE=11meister;43771361]throwing bolts at passing bandits[/QUOTE] So, is there any mod that restores the bolt's ability to deal damage to anybody it hits just like in the old builds? I really liked that "feature". [img]http://s22.postimg.org/m2wvp8tfj/Bolt_Stronk.gif[/img] if there's someone who hasn't seen it before.

[QUOTE=Monolits;43771279]抱き枕. That is all. Anyhow, to make the post at least more-so on topic, does anyone know if the Arena Extension Mod has the same guy as in Secret Trails 2 who keeps yelling out how you can win lots of cash by betting at the totalizator (or however it was called in English)? I kind of liked his voice.[/QUOTE] That was Denis T Chernov. AKA Siro. A good friend of mine. He wasn't involved in Secret Trails. If that's what you mean.

I miss Siro.

As an added bonus. [t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31/1399254_597161630349086_1934410157_o.jpg[/t] [t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t31/1074754_10151972204714523_1017526930_o.jpg[/t] First is me and him, second is him in the mask, me in the middle, and another friend of ours on the right. [editline]3rd February 2014[/editline] Damn you beacon! [editline]3rd February 2014[/editline] Oh and a picture we took and sent to my father with a text reading. "If you want to see him again, send all your money!" [t]https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31/1465749_10151972204274523_1747499681_o.jpg[/t]

Second pictures makes you all look like IRA :v: (Balaclava = scary) But that is hella cool!

Oh my, I just realized that my favorite motoring review program is heading to our friendly neighborhood mutantfest city of Chernobyl. That horrible looking Shell will ruin the landscape a bit, but I cna't wait to see what Top Gear will be doing there.

[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;43773184]Oh my, I just realized that my favorite motoring review program is heading to our friendly neighborhood mutantfest city of Chernobyl. That horrible looking Shell will ruin the landscape a bit, but I cna't wait to see what Top Gear will be doing there.[/QUOTE] i saw this weeks ago when the tour company I used posted a photo with them in Pripyat pretty cool, but i hope it's not dumb

You can always hope for a stalker reference. 'Get out of here J.A.M.E.S.M.A.Y.'