S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: The Zone will stop the Russians - Games

[IMG]http://puu.sh/2Y4tu.png[/IMG] Saw this on Facebook. Fuck this post is too sad to be page king.

Вашему вниманию - анекдот! What is the favorite sexual style of a Limansk contruction worker?

[QUOTE=Paravin;40725398]Вашему вниманию - анекдот! What is the favorite sexual style of a Limansk contruction worker?[/QUOTE] Nothing fancy. They're honest workers and are normally too tired after a day of hard work to go wild in bed.

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;40725797]Nothing fancy. They're honest workers and are normally too tired after a day of hard work to go wild in bed.[/QUOTE] Because they've all been dead for 20 years.

Good evening

[QUOTE=croguy;40725946]Because they've all been dead for 20 years.[/QUOTE] Well I'll be fucked [media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6UWL_VVT7I[/URL][/media]

I overhauled [URL="http://www.eurostalker.co.uk/stalker-campfire/common-stories-in-the-form-of-art-t20.html"]this[/URL] thread completely. It has now every single one of the comics I've ever made in correct size.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;40730756]I overhauled [URL="http://www.eurostalker.co.uk/stalker-campfire/common-stories-in-the-form-of-art-t20.html"]this[/URL] thread completely. It has now every single one of the comics I've ever made in correct size.[/QUOTE] oh god everyone's coming back this is amazing

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;40730756]I overhauled [URL="http://www.eurostalker.co.uk/stalker-campfire/common-stories-in-the-form-of-art-t20.html"]this[/URL] thread completely. It has now every single one of the comics I've ever made in correct size.[/QUOTE] links are dead buddy

[QUOTE=Paravin;4072539]What is the favorite sexual style of a Limansk contruction worker?[/QUOTE] It begins.

[QUOTE=Araknid;40731341]It begins.[/QUOTE] Lets reread Paravin's stories, he probably answered it already.

Anyone excited for Survivarium?

two weeks of university left. then for the next two months will be 24/7 LURK.

let me tell story of real stalker. You see ge sit on old vodka box at his video computer operating device and drink big gulp of Zeljonij Mir vodka like true man. and he sit play Lurking simulator about life in Eastern Europe after Glorious Soviet Union, praise comrade Lenin, and he do it summer all time. So his babushka and mama come but he still play. His wife come and offrr sexual relations, but he still play. Even the electricity company comes and turns off his lights, since he play and no pay bill. But man plugs in generator and continue Lurking while drinking vodka and potato. Then one day nuclear missles begin launch. No one knows what happen, but fire an death fill the air. The man hears noise, finally takes off headphone and asks „What want, mom? Is busy!” Then he notice window no have glass anymore. In fact no wall to house. He looks out and whispers „Max realism, thanking developer”.

[t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/142/9/3/marshland_by_rikimaru6811-d6653sz.jpg[/t]

dat fov

[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;40737911][t]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/142/9/3/marshland_by_rikimaru6811-d6653sz.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I would imagine that to be actually pretty difficult regarding technical skill to draw right.

unless it's traced or a picture is used as reference

I'm most happy with the sky Remember when I first posted my drawings and they didn't even have proper clouds? Oh the times.. :unsmith:

[QUOTE=Paravin;40736933]let me tell story of real stalker. You see ge sit on old vodka box at his video computer operating device and drink big gulp of Zeljonij Mir vodka like true man. and he sit play Lurking simulator about life in Eastern Europe after Glorious Soviet Union, praise comrade Lenin, and he do it summer all time. So his babushka and mama come but he still play. His wife come and offrr sexual relations, but he still play. Even the electricity company comes and turns off his lights, since he play and no pay bill. But man plugs in generator and continue Lurking while drinking vodka and potato. Then one day nuclear missles begin launch. No one knows what happen, but fire an death fill the air. The man hears noise, finally takes off headphone and asks „What want, mom? Is busy!” Then he notice window no have glass anymore. In fact no wall to house. He looks out and whispers „Max realism, thanking developer”.[/QUOTE] you've improved x10000 since you were banned

He sounds more russian now. I'd say that's an improvement considering the thread's theme. [sp]i know ukrainian who givs a fuk[/sp]

I'm working and studying with Russians now, it is only natural vodka spills into my mouth as well

[QUOTE=Paravin;40738475]I'm working and studying with Russians now, it is only natural vodka spills into my mouth as well[/QUOTE] Do you get to play mods that have duct tape and a kitchen sink?

[QUOTE=Beacon;40731229]links are dead buddy[/QUOTE] Fixed

[QUOTE='[Green];40738563']Do you get to play mods that have duct tape and a kitchen sink?[/QUOTE] My desk is made out of potato sacks. The computer is an old engine block of Moskvitch with tetris screen attached to it. I can play Stalker on it perfectly, must be bench-marked to it.

Does anyone know any SHOC mods with good gunplay? I want bullets to have 'omph' to them and them to hit me hard as well as the enemies. (Not LURK, sorry)

[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;40745492]Does anyone know any SHOC mods with good gunplay? I want bullets to have 'omph' to them and them to hit me hard as well as the enemies. (Not LURK, sorry)[/QUOTE] I think AMK is pretty damn good. Guns are pretty accurate too. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/amk-sidorovich-edition[/url]

i'm playing LURK 1.1 for the time being and I swear I remember it being kind of desaturated and pretty easy on the eyes, but right now it's a super-bloom-filled and blurry mess is there a way to remove that crap? it looks terrible

I saw the Radiation Collectors Edition of shadow of Chernobyl in CEX for £4. Is it worth it?

[QUOTE=69105;40746808]i'm playing LURK 1.1 for the time being and I swear I remember it being kind of desaturated and pretty easy on the eyes, but right now it's a super-bloom-filled and blurry mess is there a way to remove that crap? it looks terrible[/QUOTE] Well I have this: [url]http://www.mediafire.com/download/9111xahz1c9pp1t/lurknobloom.7z[/url] in my STALKER mods folder so I assume that will disable the bloom. You might also have to put r2_ls_bloom_fast off in the console.