PAYDAY 2 V3: Dreaming of PD:TH Heist Ports

[HJ-kos]

They should really add collisions between cops. Killing stack of 3+ shields is not fucking funny.

[wat_am_i_doin]

[QUOTE=HJ-kos;47317070]They should really add collisions between cops. Killing stack of 3+ shields is not fucking funny.[/QUOTE]

This + not allowing cops to shoot you while running, reloading, or looking away from you would improve the base game more than basically anything ever.

[Aradiel]

So, you still need 4 bags to complete Cook Off? I thought that I could just blow up the lab after the first and complete it.

[editline]13th March 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=wat_am_i_doin;47317201]This + not allowing cops to shoot you while running, reloading, or looking away from you would improve the base game more than basically anything ever.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't the shooting while playing animations actually a bug introduced on a patch some time ago? Wonder why they didn't fix it...[sp]Goldfarb returns[/sp]

[Nahash]

Coyoteze, will you be in any of the spring break videos as anything other than a background guy?

[Dick Slamfist]

shoutout to the lovely lads and lades that helped me through my first couple of heists. I am as helpful as a man wearing pots and pans for shoes while sneaking around a secret factory but fun was had. I like this game. I hope I get to disrupt lots of your games.

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47316685]Payday 2 with Facepunchers

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xtrNaZd.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MkBpFEF.png[/img][/QUOTE]

It only got worse from here.

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47317240]shoutout to the lovely lads and lades that helped me through my first couple of heists. I am as helpful as a man wearing pots and pans for shoes while sneaking around a secret factory but fun was had. I like this game. I hope I get to disrupt lots of your games.[/QUOTE]

you muh nigguh so of course dude

[Dick Slamfist]

my personal highlights are probably pressing grenade when I wanted to tell a hostage to get down and ending 7 lives, changing my stance from "No violence" to "kill them all and paint the walls with their organs"

and then when I put a body bag in the van that I thought was money.

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47317256]my personal highlights are probably pressing grenade when I wanted to tell a hostage to get down and ending 7 lives, changing my stance from "No violence" to "kill them all and paint the walls with their organs"

and then when I put a body bag in the van that I thought was money.[/QUOTE]

My personal highlight was turning into my avatar.

[Grimhound]

After playing Cook Off for the first time and ending up as the person who fucked it up due to Bain's shitty directions, please let Bain be the traitor so I can personally shoot him in the gut.

[Huron]

[QUOTE=Grimhound;47317292]After playing Cook Off for the first time and ending up as the person who fucked it up due to Bain's shitty directions, please let Bain be the traitor so I can personally shoot him in the gut.[/QUOTE]

Always wait for him to speak twice. C'mon dude it's been the rule since Beta.

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;47317222]Coyoteze, will you be in any of the spring break videos as anything other than a background guy?[/QUOTE]

If they ask me then sure! :v:

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Hammer7;47314892]This is why I don't play DW. Almost every heist comes down to minmaxing builds and no fun allowed.
Not to mention RNG hell if you try to stealth DW.[/QUOTE]

Not really. It helps out tremendously when you start out, but after a while you can deviate. When we did Armored Transport we did the minmax thing because those heists are generally annoying, DW or not. One time we did DW Park. We went for the standard plan, which is two C4 guys, one saw guy, and another guy, throwing bags in a circle around the map to kite the assault force. We were unable to get the required bags in the first two vans, and my friend accidentally used one of his C4 so we couldn't open the final van. We also had gold bags, which meant kiting was impossible. We had to defend for an entire assault wave out in the open before escaping.

I'm noticing a lot of people bitching about how DW is, about how RNG it is and how it's not possible to succeed at it and how it's no fun allowed and only for min-maxxing. I'm also noticing everyone bitching about how hard DW is are the people who never play Deathwish. They have it in their heads that it's impossible, so they simply never try it. I once completed Big Bank DW loud with only two rounds after I accidentally took LBV in the wrong build as a level 60-something. I had no dodge skills, I was using Crew Chief so I had no dodge bonus from Crook, nothing. That's about as far from min-maxxing you can get and it turned out fine.

Hell, a lot of you probably have Tabula Rasa. Tabula Rasa OVK is [I]way[/I] harder than any Deathwish Hoxout I've ever played. People just need to give it a shot. People make out DW to be this impossible thing when it's frankly bullshit.

[SleepyAl]

[QUOTE=Ghost101;47313297]Are there any bot mods you can recommend? I remember there was one that gave you 3, but not any that make them able to dodge effectively or anything. That could be useful for running through some heists to figure them out first.[/QUOTE]

Sorry for the late response, but there's a huge thread on Unknown Cheats detailing tons of .lua mods you can use to make the bots more responsive. I'm not sure if I can link the thread or not but just google "payday 2 [Release] Multiple Team Ai improvments" (yeah improvements is spelled wrong but that's the thread title) and it'll be the first result. Some of the code there feels really cheaty so I pick and choose from what I want to use. Make sure to look through the thread for some stuff that wasn't in the OP, I'll link an .lua that seems to work better than the one in the thread's OP for stopping bots interrupting their revives:

[quote= DiOs101]

function PlayerBleedOut._register_revive_SO(revive_SO_data, variant)
	if revive_SO_data.SO_id or not managers.navigation:is_data_ready() then
		return
	end
	local followup_objective = {
		type = "act",
		scan = true,
		action = {
			type = "act",
			body_part = 1,
			variant = "crouch",
			blocks = {
				action = -1,
				walk = -1,
				hurt = -1,
				heavy_hurt = -1,
				aim = -1
			}
		}
	}
	local objective = {
		type = "revive",
		follow_unit = revive_SO_data.unit,
		called = true,
		destroy_clbk_key = false,
		nav_seg = revive_SO_data.unit:movement():nav_tracker():nav_segment(),
		fail_clbk = callback(PlayerBleedOut, PlayerBleedOut, "on_rescue_SO_failed", revive_SO_data),
		complete_clbk = callback(PlayerBleedOut, PlayerBleedOut, "on_rescue_SO_completed", revive_SO_data),
		action_start_clbk = callback(PlayerBleedOut, PlayerBleedOut, "on_rescue_SO_started", revive_SO_data),
		interrupt_dis = 0,
		interrupt_health = 0,
		interrupt_suppression = false,
		scan = true,
		action = {
			type = "act",
			variant = variant,
			body_part = 1,
			blocks = {
				action = -1,
				walk = -1,
				light_hurt = -1,
				hurt = -1,
				heavy_hurt = -1,
				aim = -1
			},
			align_sync = true
		},
		action_duration = tweak_data.interaction[variant == "untie" and "free" or variant].timer,
		followup_objective = followup_objective
	}
	local so_descriptor = {
		objective = objective,
		base_chance = 100000,
		chance_inc = 100000,
		interval = 100000,
		search_pos = revive_SO_data.unit:position(),
		usage_amount = 3,
		AI_group = "friendlies",
		admin_clbk = callback(PlayerBleedOut, PlayerBleedOut, "on_rescue_SO_administered", revive_SO_data),
		verification_clbk = callback(PlayerBleedOut, PlayerBleedOut, "rescue_SO_verification", revive_SO_data.unit)
	}
	revive_SO_data.variant = variant
	local so_id = "Playerrevive"
	revive_SO_data.SO_id = so_id
	managers.groupai:state():add_special_objective(so_id, so_descriptor)
	if not revive_SO_data.deathguard_SO_id then
		revive_SO_data.deathguard_SO_id = PlayerBleedOut._register_deathguard_SO(revive_SO_data.unit)
	end
end

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[Huron]

The Train Heist is still the only heist that doesn't have an achievement for Death Wish completion. That's really frustrating.

[Mellowbloom]

is it though

[joshuadim]

[IMG]http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/537391514523030755/6787430E07D0F2F387D2F4F67A02AD7426E41089/1024x575.resizedimage[/IMG]

finally reached infamy

yay

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=KaptonJack;47317356]The Train Heist is still the only heist that doesn't have an achievement for Death Wish completion. That's really frustrating.[/QUOTE]

I was hoping they would add one in. The only reason it didn't have one before was because of some bug involving the way the game handled the heist.

[NiandraLades]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47313743]do I have to kill the cops and security guards you guys I feel bad they're just doing their job
why can't I give em a friendy bop on the bonce and put them to sleep
they're just trying to keep civilians safe I don't want to hurt them[/QUOTE]

This guy killed like 20 civs with a grenade btw

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lkthKA3.png[/img]

[Nahash]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/t0iIHWf.jpg[/IMG]

think i found a new easter egg

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47317409]This guy killed like 20 civs with a grenade btw

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lkthKA3.png[/img][/QUOTE]

All while I heckled with my saucy deep voice because you all[B][I] fucked up[/I][/B].

[Nitronik]

[url=http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/qce9oP7.gif&v=qPjjUkpT3GE]What haVE I DONE[/url]

[Huron]

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;47317368]is it though[/QUOTE]

yes?

[Shotz]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;47317419]All while I heckled with my saucy deep voice because you all[B][I] fucked up[/I][/B].[/QUOTE]
But remember, Dickslam was the guy that forgot to bring a silencer to a stealth heist
Dickslam is the one who let go of the pager
Dickslam is the one who ran in the bank and set off the alarm
Dickslam is the one set off the blues and set off the alarm

Dickslam ruined everything

[sp]jk love u bud E[/sp]

[Dick Slamfist]

[QUOTE=NiandraLades;47317409]This guy killed like 20 civs with a grenade btw

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lkthKA3.png[/img][/QUOTE]

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I WAS TRYING TO TELL THEM TO GET DOWN
I WAS TRYING TO [I]SAVE THEIR LIVES[/I]
I WANTED TO BE A HERO BANK ROBBER / ROBIN HOOD

WHAT I DID WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE I USED MY FUNDS FROM THE HEIST TO SET UP DONATIONS INTO ALL OF THE VICTIMS FAMILIES BANK ACCOUNTS

[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47317459]I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I WAS TRYING TO TELL THEM TO GET DOWN
I WAS TRYING TO [I]SAVE THEIR LIVES[/I]
I WANTED TO BE A HERO BANK ROBBER / ROBIN HOOD

WHAT I DID WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE I USED MY FUNDS FROM THE HEIST TO SET UP DONATIONS INTO ALL OF THE VICTIMS FAMILIES BANK ACCOUNTS[/QUOTE]

"accident"

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=Shotz;47317442]But remember, Dickslam was the guy that forgot to bring a silencer to a stealth heist
Dickslam is the one who let go of the pager
Dickslam is the one who ran in the bank and set off the alarm
Dickslam is the one set off the blues and set off the alarm

Dickslam ruined everything

[sp]jk love u bud E[/sp][/QUOTE]

I was sweet talking those hot ass lockboxes with the soothing songs of saws and you guys didn't fuck up the civilians.

[Shotz]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47317459]I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I WAS TRYING TO TELL THEM TO GET DOWN
I WAS TRYING TO [I]SAVE THEIR LIVES[/I]
I WANTED TO BE A HERO BANK ROBBER / ROBIN HOOD

WHAT I DID WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE I USED MY FUNDS FROM THE HEIST TO SET UP DONATIONS INTO ALL OF THE VICTIMS FAMILIES BANK ACCOUNTS[/QUOTE]
The money can't fill the holes you made for those new orphans and widows Dick Slam. You ruined everything.

[Dick Slamfist]

No. I'm going to choose to believe every one of those hostages was actually genocidal world leaders in the making.

It'll quell my PTSD.

[Shotz]

[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;47317484]No. I'm going to choose to believe every one of those hostages was actually genocidal world leaders in the making.

It'll quell my PTSD.[/QUOTE]

Or maybe one of them was going to cure Cancer or end world hunger, you monster.

[sp]Probably not, I mean they're all fucking stupid[/sp]