[QUOTE=Jrose14;48303693]I'd rather he not, but he's a good friend and I'd rather let him enjoy what he enjoys.
I'll find some way to murder him horribly.[/QUOTE]
Death magic out the ass. Just throw in any and everything that can pull it off. Bodaks, Symbol of Death, Circles of Death, etc.
If that doesn't work: Mindflayers. Couple dozen will do.
[QUOTE=MeltingData;48296666]Were they at least well-drawn? Be honest. :hoff:[/QUOTE]
GM described them as "hairy, not on the Elf's end, but on the Highlander's. This disturbs you, as you know you have never undressed in front of the succubus and now suspect she's been spying on you."
For context, I'm still playing that Highland barbarian. He worships Balador, and is suspected to be a werebear by the rest of the party because he's super fucking hairy.
Also update on Don Carlos. Turns out the reason he looks like the king is because he's actually the king's bastard son, which also explains why his father was so distant. The king had him deposed after his father's death because he was afraid Carlos' father had told him the truth and that the young Don would attempt to usurp the king.
Our new plan is exactly that. Usurp the king and put Carlos on the throne. The king's actual heir is an inbred idiot so Carlos thinks it would be best for his people if he took the throne. We've been spending time drumming up support from the populace, but Angus hasn't taken to the change of plans to well. Carlos has since promised that if we succeed, he'll dedicate some of the royal treasury to repaying the rest of the party.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48304208][B]GM described them as "hairy, not on the Elf's end, but on the Highlander's. This disturbs you, as you know you have never undressed in front of the succubus and now suspect she's been spying on you."[/B]
For context, I'm still playing that Highland barbarian. He worships Balador, and is suspected to be a werebear by the rest of the party because he's super fucking hairy.
Also update on Don Carlos. Turns out the reason he looks like the king is because he's actually the king's bastard son, which also explains why his father was so distant. The king had him deposed after his father's death because he was afraid Carlos' father had told him the truth and that the young Don would attempt to usurp the king.
Our new plan is exactly that. Usurp the king and put Carlos on the throne. The king's actual heir is an inbred idiot so Carlos thinks it would be best for his people if he took the throne. We've been spending time drumming up support from the populace, but Angus hasn't taken to the change of plans to well. Carlos has since promised that if we succeed, he'll dedicate some of the royal treasury to repaying the rest of the party.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=465649&dateline=1436931130[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48304208]GM described them as "hairy, not on the Elf's end, but on the Highlander's. This disturbs you, as you know you have never undressed in front of the succubus and now suspect she's been spying on you."[/QUOTE]
Clearly some pent up sexual frustration. Just sic her on the next guard you guys have to deal with and let her fornic-eat him or whatever it is succubi do.
[QUOTE=Archimedes;48306023]Clearly some pent up sexual frustration. Just sic her on the next guard you guys have to deal with and let her fornic-eat him or whatever it is succubi do.[/QUOTE]
We tried, she just came back.
We can't get rid of her, she's bound to the cleric and he refuses to banish her.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48307759]We tried, she just came back.
We can't get rid of her, she's bound to the cleric and he refuses to banish her.[/QUOTE]
The cleric has clearly fallen to chaos. You must purge him.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48307759]We tried, she just came back.
We can't get rid of her, [B]she's bound to the cleric and he refuses to banish her[/B].[/QUOTE]
Only one thing to do now.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/lGyFCEv.gif[/t]
" Alright, you have 12 things of wine roll 2d6 to see how many you destroy. "
< Proceeds to roll 6 on both die
Two crates with a dozen bottles of wine [I]each [/I]is not 12.
You got 24, you destroyed 12. You still got 12 things of wine.
[QUOTE=cdr248;48310044]Two crates with a dozen bottles of wine [I]each [/I]is not 12.
You got 24, you destroyed 12. You still got 12 things of wine.[/QUOTE]
still man we lost half our wine and now my character has aids from those zombies.
Just stayed up all night making the second city for my D&D campaign. Last one, unless I decide to draw out anything else all fancy shmancy and label it all.
I feel like I've got insomnia or something, but at least I'm getting shit done when I can't for the life of me fall asleep.
I thought I had a great idea to get +4 to nearly every stat in SR5 with drugs, until I realised I'd need to roll a 4 on a 5d6-1 roll for the overdose check to not get fucked up, and if I rolled over 14 on it I'd immediately go into damage overflow and die in the next couple of turns.
Slight downside.
[editline]28th July 2015[/editline]
If you could survive you'd be kicking ass though.
[editline]28th July 2015[/editline]
A troll or dwarf could probably tank it and have a bit of health left if they're lucky
[QUOTE=Kisame;48310750]still man we lost half our wine and now my character has aids from those zombies.[/QUOTE]
Your fault for fightin zombies in pitch black cellar w/o a flashlight when you could've run outside real quick and just shot them as they came up the stairs in broad daylight :v:
[QUOTE=Jrose14;48313013]Just stayed up all night making the second city for my D&D campaign. Last one, unless I decide to draw out anything else all fancy shmancy and label it all.
I feel like I've got insomnia or something, but at least I'm getting shit done when I can't for the life of me fall asleep.[/QUOTE]
I've found that this particular state where you're balancing on the edge of exhausted and aware is perfect for kicking your creativity into gear
I've done so much rpg related shit when half asleep
[QUOTE=cdr248;48313799]Your fault for fightin zombies in pitch black cellar w/o a flashlight when you could've run outside real quick and just shot them as they came up the stairs in broad daylight :v:[/QUOTE]
Hey man, we weren't about to just abandon that wine. We're not animals.
[QUOTE=Kisame;48316058]Hey man, we weren't about to just abandon that wine. We're not animals.[/QUOTE]
Things don't just lock up completely if you leave an area.
My proposed method in 3 easy steps:
-Go downstairs, meet zambambos
-Go back upstairs where you have advantage and kill zambambos
-Go back down and loot without any diseases or wounds :v:
My campaign features Candy People who inhabit a paradise plane that is being contested by two Archdevils. Should they react happily or in horror when the PCs inevitably try and eat them? I'm not sure which would be more unsettling.
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;48317988]My campaign features Candy People who inhabit a paradise plane that is being contested by two Archdevils. Should they react happily or in horror when the PCs inevitably try and eat them? I'm not sure which would be more unsettling.[/QUOTE]
You could have their 'candies' be tiny people bred just for eating by them, or perhaps they polymorph people into it when they arrive in revenge for their bretheren's foul treatment on other planes!
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;48317988]My campaign features Candy People who inhabit a paradise plane that is being contested by two Archdevils. Should they react happily or in horror when the PCs inevitably try and eat them? I'm not sure which would be more unsettling.[/QUOTE]
Complete utter indifference. Have them continue conversing as though nothing was wrong until they're unable to
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;48317988]My campaign features Candy People who inhabit a paradise plane that is being contested by two Archdevils. Should they react happily or in horror when the PCs inevitably try and eat them? I'm not sure which would be more unsettling.[/QUOTE]
happily or indifferent because they breed by being consumed. Once inside they hijack the host's cells and begin to grow candy tumors that eventually explode from the host into little candy people, usually killing the host. The candy people then consume what's left of the host's body and grow into full size candy people! While the tumors are growing the host develops a great hunger and is compelled to eat as much non candy as possible in order to better provide for its eventual candy children.
I mean, you did say archdevils after all.
[QUOTE=Chronische;48318036]You could have their 'candies' be tiny people bred just for eating by them, or perhaps they polymorph people into it when they arrive in revenge for their bretheren's foul treatment on other planes![/QUOTE]
Or maybe candy people are born cannibals, but they realized that feeding on each other was no way to uphold a society, so they developed arcane practices to polymorph other people into candy people for food.
[QUOTE=elowin;48318592]Or maybe candy people are born cannibals, but they realized that feeding on each other was no way to uphold a society, so they developed arcane practices to polymorph other people into candy people for food.[/QUOTE]
Anything that makes them more wizardly is good with you, huh?
I love you guys. I'm thinking it'll be some variation on "all of the above."
[QUOTE=AtomicWaffle;48318766]I love you guys. I'm thinking it'll be some variation on "all of the above."[/QUOTE]
if you don't tell us how it goes afterwards i'll hunt you down and poke you in the ribs until you do
[QUOTE=elowin;48319865]if you don't tell us how it goes afterwards i'll hunt you down and poke you in the ribs until you do[/QUOTE]
I'll bring the lucky boxing glove!
[QUOTE=Rents;48321382][url]http://shop.d20pfsrd.com/products/microsized-adventures[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]I like what I see, but I don't see some ground which could be covered, such as ordinary creatures gaining a swallow whole ability against really small characters.[/quote]
[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;48324905]Predicting a rise in vore fetish campaigns[/QUOTE]
Saddest part is that the rest of their books actually seem okay, so no further fun can be extracted from that author.
I can see a lot of potential in a microsized setting, but yeah the cover art alone made me loose all hope.
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