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[QUOTE=IrishBandit;48649218]Made some changes to my homebrew Civilization Domain, namely making Flagbearer a core mechanic rather than just the level 17 ability. [t]https://i.imgur.com/SR2gaWc.png[/t] [t]https://i.imgur.com/J6g6AS5.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Damn, man, that's some top notch formatting. You just glue a ton of layers in photoshop, or is there a quick way to worth with all the columns, fonts, and tables?
[QUOTE=croguy;48651396]Damn, man, that's some top notch formatting. You just glue a ton of layers in photoshop, or is there a quick way to worth with all the columns, fonts, and tables?[/QUOTE] I use a [URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/3fa04o/my_design_template_what_i_use_to_make_stuff_in/"]template[/URL]. The brushes and fonts are included in the Content Pack on that post. Then you just need to find some art to go with it, and you're set.
I requested someone to draw a villain I plan on using in a future D&D game. She's Micondria, a drow necromancer with a bit of an eerie twist. She basically is going to end up killing a powerful elven sorceress NPC and take over her body to steal her sorcerous powers, and yes that will totally work in this setting. But she's not going to do it in the traditional way like mind swapping or possession. Nope, that's too clean and not humiliating enough, because Micondria really hates this elf, and is also completely insane. In a fashion that is [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx6/game/jjba-asb/dio-brando-jjba-asb.png]not at all ripping off a certain infamous villain[/url], nor is it reminiscent of a similar fate of a character of mine in a previous Call of Cthulhu game, Microndria will kill the sorceress and then magically transplant her own head onto the elf's body. This is the result: [quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/UJGki39.jpg[/img][/quote] Gives zero fucks about the blatant color difference between their skins; she [I]wants[/I] people to know she just murdered a famous, powerful person and took their body---and powers---in the cheapest, most creepy way possible. Also the first drow to both disgust drow and horrify elves at the same time.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48655854]I requested someone to draw a villain I plan on using in a future D&D game. She's Micondria, a drow necromancer with a bit of an eerie twist. She basically is going to end up killing a powerful elven sorceress NPC and take over her body to steal her sorcerous powers, and yes that will totally work in this setting. But she's not going to do it in the traditional way like mind swapping or possession. Nope, that's too clean and not humiliating enough, because Micondria really hates this elf, and is also completely insane. In a fashion that is [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx6/game/jjba-asb/dio-brando-jjba-asb.png]not at all ripping off a certain infamous villain[/url], nor is it reminiscent of a similar fate of a character of mine in a previous Call of Cthulhu game, Microndria will kill the sorceress and then magically transplant her own head onto the elf's body. This is the result: Gives zero fucks about the blatant color difference between their skins; she [I]wants[/I] people to know she just murdered a famous, powerful person and took their body---and powers---in the cheapest, most creepy way possible. Also the first drow to both disgust drow and horrify elves at the same time.[/QUOTE] The boots and wrist-decorations are a nice touch/callback.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48655854]I requested someone to draw a villain I plan on using in a future D&D game. She's Micondria, a drow necromancer with a bit of an eerie twist. She basically is going to end up killing a powerful elven sorceress NPC and take over her body to steal her sorcerous powers, and yes that will totally work in this setting. But she's not going to do it in the traditional way like mind swapping or possession. Nope, that's too clean and not humiliating enough, because Micondria really hates this elf, and is also completely insane. In a fashion that is [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx6/game/jjba-asb/dio-brando-jjba-asb.png]not at all ripping off a certain infamous villain[/url], nor is it reminiscent of a similar fate of a character of mine in a previous Call of Cthulhu game, Microndria will kill the sorceress and then magically transplant her own head onto the elf's body. This is the result: Gives zero fucks about the blatant color difference between their skins; she [I]wants[/I] people to know she just murdered a famous, powerful person and took their body---and powers---in the cheapest, most creepy way possible. Also the first drow to both disgust drow and horrify elves at the same time.[/QUOTE] make sure to play [video=youtube;bkysjcs5vFU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU[/video] during the climatic battle
I'm not sure how effective a Scroll-specialist Wizard would be in Pathfinder, but I think it would be fun.
[QUOTE=IrishBandit;48657301]I'm not sure how effective a Scroll-specialist Wizard would be in Pathfinder, but I think it would be fun.[/QUOTE] important thing is you need scrolls to burn, and that means finding them or making them yourself/buying them. Though ofc the scroll itself will be good for casting unless you use up all allowed attacks/defenses you can make with it (1 for each level of the highest level spell on the scroll, and no, this doesn't count metamagic feats) but one of the good draws is being able to use your own INT and modifiers (such as feats) to determine caster level instead of using the original caster level of the scroll.
be like me and eat scrolls
As of recent revelations, 4/5 of Appy's burst players are some combination of transgender or homo/bisexual. Help, I think Magical Burst is responsible for making me an [I]actual[/I] lesbian (I blame Dan)
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;48662777]As of recent revelations, 4/5 of Appy's burst players are some combination of transgender or homo/bisexual. Help, I think Magical Burst is responsible for making me an [I]actual[/I] lesbian (I blame Dan)[/QUOTE] this message is brought to you by Dwarfy "I'm going to have the only straight character on MB oh wait woops nvm lets just make her a lesbian instead" 77
My second DnD session has proven I am invulnerable to everything except my own party, which even then doesn't hurt much. It started off with me dancing in Gnomish (??? it just worked ok) to convince some dimensional energy beings to tell me the location of a portal. Crit success. Eventually the party found it's way to an underground temple. Fight with androsphinx ensues, and the table just chuckled whenever DM sent something fire-based towards the party because they knew the brainless shadow monk would walk out completely unscathed every time. Girl at the end of the table somehow rolled three crit fails in a row. First she hit herself in the face with a bow, then DM decided that the next two crit fails would involve arrows flying towards me. +9 to dex meant I could Deflect Missile both of them towards the androsphinx in the room. At the start of the fight, she had also dropped a thousand ball bearings on the ground which was !FUN! for everyone. The one time I actually fell, it was for 2 damage. That brought total damage dealt to me up to 6, including 4 from first session where the knight kicked me in the nuts.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;48657712]important thing is you need scrolls to burn, and that means finding them or making them yourself/buying them. Though ofc the scroll itself will be good for casting unless you use up all allowed attacks/defenses you can make with it (1 for each level of the highest level spell on the scroll, and no, this doesn't count metamagic feats) but one of the good draws is being able to use your own INT and modifiers (such as feats) to determine caster level instead of using the original caster level of the scroll.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/magic-traits/hedge-magician"]Hedge Magician[/URL] should help keep the costs slightly down, assuming it works on Scrolls. I didn't actually realize you could put multiple spells on a single scroll until now, so that will make them far more space-efficient.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;48662777]Rainbows[/QUOTE] It appears that I am immune to whatever kind of psychoactive drug that's been pumped in the air, as I am now the last manly man standing. I didn't ask for this.
So party gets one of their firsts missions, get rid of a bunch of acid spitting foxes, my PC suggests setting pitfall traps, We start digging and gm asks us to roll. I roll a nat 1, fall into pit and take minor damage, someone tries to help me and they also roll a nat 1, then a third guy attempts to help but, another 1 GM: "oh man these traps sure are working!"
[QUOTE=Smas;48664984]It appears that I am immune to whatever kind of psychoactive drug that's been pumped in the air, as I am now the last manly man standing. I didn't ask for this.[/QUOTE] How are even a manly man in a game of tiny girls? This is terrible ERP, 7.8/10.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48655854]I requested someone to draw a villain I plan on using in a future D&D game. She's Micondria, a drow necromancer with a bit of an eerie twist. She basically is going to end up killing a powerful elven sorceress NPC and take over her body to steal her sorcerous powers, and yes that will totally work in this setting. But she's not going to do it in the traditional way like mind swapping or possession. Nope, that's too clean and not humiliating enough, because Micondria really hates this elf, and is also completely insane. In a fashion that is [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx6/game/jjba-asb/dio-brando-jjba-asb.png]not at all ripping off a certain infamous villain[/url], nor is it reminiscent of a similar fate of a character of mine in a previous Call of Cthulhu game, Microndria will kill the sorceress and then magically transplant her own head onto the elf's body. This is the result: Gives zero fucks about the blatant color difference between their skins; she [I]wants[/I] people to know she just murdered a famous, powerful person and took their body---and powers---in the cheapest, most creepy way possible. Also the first drow to both disgust drow and horrify elves at the same time.[/QUOTE] Does she also hate dogs and steals the first kiss of your PCs love interests?
[QUOTE=IrishBandit;48664831][URL="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/traits/magic-traits/hedge-magician"]Hedge Magician[/URL] should help keep the costs slightly down, assuming it works on Scrolls. I didn't actually realize you could put multiple spells on a single scroll until now, so that will make them far more space-efficient.[/QUOTE] Truth be told tho depending on cost efficiency 5th to 7th level spells would be the sweet spot for usages. Though ofc if one wants more special abilities for the scroll weapon from the magic items table, the higher level the scroll the better, being ~3 to 4 modifiers depending on cost factor involved
[QUOTE=leonthefox;48665152]Does she also hate dogs and steals the first kiss of your PCs love interests?[/QUOTE] I plan on having Micondria be related to one of the PCs, since she wants to play as a half-drow. So, yes. To both.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;48665507]I plan on having Micondria be related to one of the PCs, since she wants to play as a half-drow. So, yes. To both.[/QUOTE] Now here's the real question: Is anyone the body-snatch'd elf's grandchild? And do they have an absolutely broken form of magic?
[QUOTE=MeltingData;48665754]Now here's the real question: Is anyone the body-snatch'd elf's grandchild? And do they have an absolutely broken form of magic?[/QUOTE] What about the best part; posing and homosexual tension?
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;48662777]As of recent revelations, 4/5 of Appy's burst players are some combination of transgender or homo/bisexual. Help, I think Magical Burst is responsible for making me an [I]actual[/I] lesbian (I blame Dan)[/QUOTE] I have made a number of mistakes in my lifetime, Magical Burst among them, but I claim full innocence in regards to everyone being weird. [QUOTE=Smas;48664984]It appears that I am immune to whatever kind of psychoactive drug that's been pumped in the air, as I am now the last manly man standing. I didn't ask for this.[/QUOTE] Last one standing of the players, at least. I have nothing to with those shenanigans. All I wanted to do was tell a nice story with the mahou shoujo genre, I didn't intend to make irl shoujos. [QUOTE=cdr248;48662822]this message is brought to you by Dwarfy "I'm going to have the only straight character on MB oh wait woops nvm lets just make her a lesbian instead" 77[/QUOTE] It's true. I think it happened at least twice.
So, i mean thanks to you guys and pretty much all the stories that happen around here, i now own a DnD 5E PHB! I thought it'd be super fun to read through
[QUOTE=MeltingData;48665754]Now here's the real question: Is anyone the body-snatch'd elf's grandchild? And do they have an absolutely broken form of magic?[/QUOTE] No one besides the half-elf drow is elven in any way so unfortunately no. I still plan on having Micondria be outrageously flamboyant and extremely petty, however. There will be at least 67% Muda muda muda.
I made a new Fighter Archetype, the Cavalry: [t]https://i.imgur.com/wJX2fRB.jpg[/t]
[t]http://puu.sh/k95UB/c9caacc2df.png[/t] Melee characters are fun (not d&d)
Player thought it was a good idea to have a discussion with some guys while standing on the roof of a burning building. One thing led to another and now he's in prison and his party is halfway across town being tracked by the big bads.
LADIEEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEN GRAB YOUR SEATS TO WATCH THE AMAZING SPECTACLE UNFOLD! THE SPECTACLE OF SUPER! SMASH! MEKTOOOOON! Finally back on track because [I]some people[/I] were being difficult. [del][URL]https://app.roll20.net/join/929796/xup3yg[/URL] [/del] Today's match is Nerts in his Shrike vs cdr in his Anzio Annie. That ends today's match, with Nerts crowned as victor! cdr's tank certainly did it job, and tanked a lot of hits though, but he just couldn't score any of his own. [t]http://i.imgur.com/DJOi0lc.png[/t]
So I got drawn into a random Pathfinder game, where the point was to randomly roll your character's, well, everything, from charts of classes, archetypes, and races. First thing I rolled was to be a Dhampir (those being half human, half vampires for all two of you who don't know), so I thought to myself, "Hey, it'd be kinda funny if I was just, Vampire Stereotypes, the character". Then I rolled to be a Druid. And then I rolled an archetype, Bat Shaman. So here I come new pathfinder game, Alucard the Original OC Donut Steel is coming to town.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;48675092]LADIEEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEN GRAB YOUR SEATS TO WATCH THE AMAZING SPECTACLE UNFOLD! THE SPECTACLE OF SUPER! SMASH! MEKTOOOOON! Finally back on track because [I]some people[/I] were being difficult. Today's match is Nerts in his Shrike vs cdr in his Anzio Annie. That ends today's match, with Nerts crowned as victor! cdr's tank certainly did it job, and tanked a lot of hits though, but he just couldn't score any of his own. [/QUOTE] I'm the real winner anyway now that I've basically convinced my players to run the game themselves now i can kick back, nurse my cold, and attempt to download the adobe illustrator trial once i jump through the 50 hoops [editline]13th September 2015[/editline] or i could just masturbate i already got 50 tissues in my trash can and there's definitely space for 50 more [editline]13th September 2015[/editline] and no one would be the wiser *shnark shnark shnark fap fap fap*
Ayy lmao [t]http://i.imgur.com/iC9UaXZ.jpg[/t]
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