• D&D 4e: This edition sucks edition
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[QUOTE=Glent;47502975]Simply put, there is no "non-player" races. You have the player races, and you have monsters. NPCs aren't created the same way as players. Everything is made up. There's no reason to compare the hypothetical strength of a dragon race to humans because dragons aren't made the same way as player characters. As for not fititng the settings... that doesn't matter at all. It's not a setting handbook.[/QUOTE] So basically, video game logic. Once again, that's exactly what I don't like about 5e, in a nutshell. And it matters quite handily, good chap. Because these are the mechanics that will be applied to those settings, and indeed has already been. They're bending the settings to fit their arbitrary, video game esque mechanics. The exact opposite of how it should be, as far as i'm concerned. For example, in FR and many other settings, it's an established fact that Drow are literally superior to regular elves. Their mental and physical capabilities are just better, and they have inborn magical abilities. BUT OH SHIT LOOK OUT, THE BALANCE TRAIN IS INCOMING, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE GETTING NERFED MR. DROW BECAUSE YOU GOTTA BE PLAYABLE BY ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO MAKE SHITTY DRIZZT RIPOFFS, WITHOUT UNBALANCING THE GAME! To say nothing of the fact that male and female Drow used to have different stats.
[QUOTE=elowin;47503011]So basically, video game logic. Once again, that's exactly what I don't like about 5e, in a nutshell. And it matters quite handily, good chap. Because these are the mechanics that will be applied to those settings, and indeed has already been. They're bending the settings to fit their arbitrary, video game esque mechanics. The exact opposite of how it should be, as far as i'm concerned. For example, in FR and many other settings, it's an established fact that Drow are literally superior to regular elves. Their mental and physical capabilities are just better, and they have inborn magical abilities. BUT OH SHIT LOOK OUT, THE BALANCE TRAIN IS INCOMING, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE GETTING NERFED MR. DROW BECAUSE YOU GOTTA BE PLAYABLE BY ALL THE FAGGOTS WHO MAKE SHITTY DRIZZT RIPOFFS, WITHOUT UNBALANCING THE GAME! To say nothing of the fact that male and female Drow used to have different stats.[/QUOTE] Yeah and it used to be that elves were superior to every other race but that didn't stop them from normalising them. Just because the one edition you like used to be a certain way doesn't mean that certain way has to be the default and everything which deviates from it is selling out or sabotaging their artistic integrity. Also, they still have inborn magical abilities.
[QUOTE=Glent;47503032]Yeah and it used to be that elves were superior to every other race but that didn't stop them from normalising them. Just because the one edition you like used to be a certain way doesn't mean that certain way has to be the default and everything which deviates from it is selling out or sabotaging their artistic integrity. Also, they still have inborn magical abilities.[/QUOTE] TBH that was stupid. Making every fantastic race exactly equal to humans makes them completely un-fantastic, but that's neither here nor there. It most certainly does mean that. By now, they have established settings. Tons of them. And they all work off of these basic assumptions. Now they're essentially retconning all of that. It's the spellplague all over again.
[QUOTE=elowin;47503042]TBH that was stupid. Making every fantastic race exactly equal to humans makes them completely un-fantastic, but that's neither here nor there. It most certainly does mean that. By now, they have established settings. Tons of them. And they all work off of these basic assumptions. Now they're essentially retconning all of that. It's the spellplague all over again.[/QUOTE] So what are the basic assumptions about dark elves? For me they are defined more by their culture than their stats. Balancing them to be more in line with the other races doesn't diminish that. They still have their inborn magic, their enhanced darkvision and their sunlight sensitivity. Wether or not they get a +2 to int doesn't significantly affect the picture I have of them.
[QUOTE=Glent;47503064]So what are the basic assumptions about dark elves? For me they are defined more by their culture than their stats. Balancing them to be more in line with the other races doesn't diminish that. They still have their inborn magic, their enhanced darkvision and their sunlight sensitivity. Wether or not they get a +2 to int doesn't significantly affect the picture I have of them.[/QUOTE] I disagree.
[QUOTE=elowin;47503070]I disagree.[/QUOTE] Okay.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/56mLQ0A.png[/t] Oh hey the thread's really picked up, I wonder what people are discussi- oh it's the race debate still [editline]11th April 2015[/editline] EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BLACK ELVES
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;47503282][t]http://i.imgur.com/56mLQ0A.png[/t] Oh hey the thread's really picked up, I wonder what people are discussi- oh it's the race debate still [editline]11th April 2015[/editline] EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BLACK ELVES[/QUOTE] no equal rights are bad black elves are an infe- i mean superior race
You humans are all racist!
Hey guys, you know what's interesting about this race argument? Absolutely fucking nothing. Stop.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;47503445]Hey guys, you know what's interesting about this race argument? Absolutely fucking nothing. Stop.[/QUOTE] we stopped hours ago
So half the party for my Mekton game will be missing tonight, which is shit. So to make up for this I plan on getting drunk and GMing Maid RPG. Who wants to play? I'm looking for 4 people max! No experience necessary, alcohol recommended, leave your shame at the door. We start in 9 and a half hours and continue indefinitely.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47503733]So half the party for my Mekton game will be missing tonight, which is shit. So to make up for this I plan on getting drunk and GMing Maid RPG. Who wants to play? I'm looking for 4 people max! No experience necessary, alcohol recommended, leave your shame at the door. We start in 9 and a half hours and continue indefinitely.[/QUOTE] Can't stop here. This is loli country.
I love how Mekton is the least anime game your group has played but it is still a [I]goddamn game based on anime[/I] I swear just about every game you have been playing recently is weeb af :v:
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47503733]leave your shame at the door.[/QUOTE] Having played Maid RPG I can confirm that this is crucial
[QUOTE=cdr248;47504095]I love how Mekton is the least anime game your group has played but it is still a [I]goddamn game based on anime[/I] I swear just about every game you have been playing recently is weeb af :v:[/QUOTE] It's Obama's fault, I assure you. I can't help it if my major target audience turns out to be weebs. I have to please the masses.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47504237]It's Obama's fault, I assure you. I can't help it if my major target audience turns out to be weebs. I have to please the masses.[/QUOTE] but appy you are the obama
I GMed Lost Mine of Phandelver last Night and it was good but a little harsh, I had to fluff some dice rolls and reduce the number of enemies so my players would survive. They were only a party of 3, so I may give them a companion when they get to Phandelver to help them out.
[QUOTE=elowin;47504302]but appy you are the obama[/QUOTE] :o I had no idea. This answers everything. Except... how does the president have enough free time to be a huge weeaboo?
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47504401]:o I had no idea. This answers everything. Except... how does the president have enough free time to be a huge weeaboo?[/QUOTE] With the NSA's secret time compression device, obviously.
[QUOTE=elowin;47504585]With the NSA's secret time compression device, obviously.[/QUOTE] How do you know about that? It's classified information. Also at least 3 people confirmed for Maid RPG tonight, last slot's still open. Unless Taco wants to stop.being a pansy and confirm whether or not he wants in.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47505247]How do you know about that? It's classified information. Also at least 3 people confirmed for Maid RPG tonight, last slot's still open. Unless Taco wants to stop.being a pansy and confirm whether or not he wants in.[/QUOTE] God dammit I would, but I have to write a 6 page paper and I have DnD tomorrow already. Maid RPG sounds like the best worst thing to play ever.
same for me, except i'm GMing Shadowrun
I guess the Maid party is full now. Of chumps I play regularly with. All of whom are weebs. Soon the time will come.
I'd join but I'm not behind the idea of Maid RPG. Probably because my tolerance for non-serious, quirky characters came to an end about three Pathfinder games ago with my local group.
Well that's the fun of it! Play it for one session then never speak of it again without the aid of alcohol!
I'm going to need to start drinking now if these character rolling trends keep up. We already have two lolis. One is a double loli, the other is a sexy loli. This is [I]terrible[/I].
What on earth is a 'double loli'?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47506568]What on earth is a 'double loli'?[/QUOTE] double the jailbait! Or four times. I forget if it's exponential or not
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47506568]What on earth is a 'double loli'?[/QUOTE] Clearly it's a loli^2. [editline]11th April 2015[/editline] God DAMMIT Sibs you did it again you stole my post.
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