[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47506568]What on earth is a 'double loli'?[/QUOTE]
a baby
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47506628]Clearly it's a loli^2.
[editline]11th April 2015[/editline]
God DAMMIT Sibs you did it again you stole my post.[/QUOTE]
I'm secretly your evil twin from 8 minutes in the future except everything else is totally different
Is cubed loli a fetus?
[QUOTE=croguy;47506743]Is cubed loli a fetus?[/QUOTE]
no it's just a crime.
[QUOTE=lintz;47506761]no it's just a crime.[/QUOTE]
More than one crime at that
[QUOTE=snake eye;47506767]More than one crime at that[/QUOTE]
But 1^2 = 1. Clearly a squared loli is just one loli, and thus [I]still fucking illegal[/I].
I'm tempted to start doing MAID one offs with some of my friends here in town. Not because any of us would particularly enjoy being maids, but because we are all aware of how cliche anime can be. Would it be good for doing silly things like that?
[QUOTE=Fish_poke;47507115]I'm tempted to start doing MAID one offs with some of my friends here in town. Not because any of us would particularly enjoy being maids, but because we are all aware of how cliche anime can be. Would it be good for doing silly things like that?[/QUOTE]
Allow me to answer show you just how good it is for that.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcGZ2u4Q1c[/media]
Yeah just go watch all of that. It's fantastic.
I just managed to both loophole myself into and out of dying, and got a pep talk from Death himself along the way
Mutants & Masterminds is great
This session of Elowin's Shadowrun was the most disgusting, brilliant, and shocking game filled with some of the best rolls ever.
Featuring an out of context post:
"guts there are fucking guts everywhere it's a literal bloodbath"
I blew up a teammate and nearly killed them this session by trying to blow a hole in the boat they were in and severely underestimating the power of the explosives I had.
[QUOTE=Rents;47507586]I blew up a teammate and nearly killed them this session by trying to blow a hole in the boat they were in and severely underestimating the power of the explosives I had.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the (multitude of) time(s) Elowin almost killed me in Olio's Exalted game way back. Specifically by throwing the in-game equivalent of a fireball at a pile of zombies we [I]knew[/I] would explode when they died from like 50 feet above while the rest of us were standing right next to this pile.
"8:32 PM - Kathleen Hayate: ((Are you for reals))
8:32 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: ((Master is a slut))
8:33 PM - Kathleen Hayate: ((Master's a fucking lolicon is what I think))"
IT BEGINS
Hey guys! I'm starting up another game, and I need more players!
This isn't going to be your average game though. I'm working on a hexcrawl Dungeon World game where we cycle the players out every game. Meaning, that every week we play with a set of 4. We usually play for 3 - 5 hours on Saturdays or Sundays at 12PM EST (gmt -5) and everything done in that session will be persistent. By funding a project in the town all future players will be able to use it, in our game we just funded a pair of brothers to open a blacksmith shop, so now basic weapons and tools can easily be bought. If one group fails a quest to stop a group of cultists the next may have to deal with the results. Or ignore it and just see what happens when they go unchecked.
So, a little bit more about the world of Itheka.
It's your standard Dungeon World rule set, if you've never played don't feel pressured, it's a simple enough system. It's a narrative driven hexcrawl adventure. It's your typical fantasy affair with a bit more supernatural horror. We focus on the happenings of one simple village that goes by the name of Caewold. Caewold is a very poor farming community that is generally considered safe. Most citizens feel content to live their lives farming or doing their daily trade, for the rest of you this isn't enough. Maybe the life of a farmer isn't appealing or maybe you've a taste for treasure. The PCs find themselves in Caewold looking for riches or power. These players generally travel to the Long Arm, where adventurers are said to meet and gather. The idea of the game is to get a quest or go exploring in the lands surrounding Caewold and return for the end of the session. There isn't a set map but a giant tree stump in the adventurer's tavern where PCs can carve in unique locations or warnings for other groups.
The lands outside of Caewold are set into different regions. The Wygrove forests sit to the northwest, the Fellfen rests towards the north east. There's a high mountain with badlands and desert to the southwest, and the Paleah jungle sits to the southeast. To the south sits the sea, with grasslands covering the east and more of a savannah to the west.This is meant to be a hard game. I would say you should expect to die, or maybe one of your party members will die. The lands outside are dangerous and the random encounters can be very fortunate or very deadly.
Here, have a video!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7B5GW0cjR4[/media]
Sign up here: [URL]http://goo.gl/forms/ztAKBGBuvu[/URL]
TL;DR
Starting up a persistent hexcrawl dungeon world game with a darker supernatural horror setting. Cycles players every game and I'm looking for players. We use Skype and roll20, typically play 3 - 5 hours on Saturdays or Sundays at 12PM EST (gmt -5).
Links are above.
[QUOTE=Jax Strife;47507843][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7B5GW0cjR4[/media][/QUOTE]
This video and the two others that comprise the session involve us getting our shit pushed in by giant beatle-men, selling corpses of beatle-men, and reading strange literature. All in all a 10/10 session.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47507772]"8:32 PM - Kathleen Hayate: ((Are you for reals))
8:32 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: ((Master is a slut))
8:33 PM - Kathleen Hayate: ((Master's a fucking lolicon is what I think))"
IT BEGINS[/QUOTE]
11:10 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: ((*holds* *is hold*))
this is a fucking erp if i've ever seen one
[quote]EGOIST: Kitty! Your breasts are going to revolutionise physics![/quote]
Mutants and Masterminds is great.
[QUOTE=Rents;47507586]I blew up a teammate and nearly killed them this session by trying to blow a hole in the boat they were in and severely underestimating the power of the explosives I had.[/QUOTE]
Isn't this about par for you?
Maid RPG is going very well.
The Master's little sister, Mistress, can't get to sleep without her Teddy, so the maids were sent to search for him. In Mistress' room, they found a note as written by Teddy that reads "To Mistress ... [the name is unreadable], I apologize for lying to you all these years, but I must do what must be done. I have retreated into the underworld of the mansion to do as I was created to do: release the Great Old Ones upon this world to drag it down into the depts of R'lyeh. I will be late for bed time. Apologies. Sincerely, Teddy."
Time to stop Cthulhu with MAIDPOWER.
Well, GM'd my first Pathfinder game tonight...
The players completely destroyed what I threw at them. One of the players had such a high AC that none of the monsters I had could even hit him. He's only level 5 and I think he said his AC was like 25 or something.
I threw two giant black widows at them and they managed to trap one and burn it to death, and then they just blew up the other one before it could even do anything. After that, I attempted to kill off one of the players but using a surprise attack with an Ogre Spider, but he managed to dodge out of the way.
The average party level was like 3, and I bumped up the monster rating to CR 6, but they still breezed through it...
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47508654]Maid RPG is going very well.
The Master's little sister, Mistress, can't get to sleep without her Teddy, so the maids were sent to search for him. In Mistress' room, they found a note as written by Teddy that reads "To Mistress ... [the name is unreadable], I apologize for lying to you all these years, but I must do what must be done. I have retreated into the underworld of the mansion to do as I was created to do: release the Great Old Ones upon this world to drag it down into the depts of R'lyeh. I will be late for bed time. Apologies. Sincerely, Teddy."
Time to stop Cthulhu with MAIDPOWER.[/QUOTE]
I am sorry I'm missing this man but important roleplay things happening in M&M
11:35 PM - Nefertiti Hatshepsut: "Oh master! I came to apologize for earlier, but now, I know what must be done! Ro-Ro, go get some stomach medicine!"
11:36 PM - GM Master Machigai: "Nay! Cease your motions immediately, maid! For only one thing can cure the stomach aches of this family..."
11:36 PM - GM Master Machigai: "...Belly rubs."
11:36 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: Still internally debating over leaving another girl with /her/ master, Rose's eyes flash at the command.
11:37 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: "Your wish is my command, Master." Commence bellyrubs.
11:37 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: ((Why?))
11:37 PM - Rosalyn Slaughter: ((This is the worst))
11:37 PM - Nefertiti Hatshepsut: Nefnef leans over, softly rubbing the master's stomach "Yay, tumtum rubs!"
11:37 PM - GM Master Machigai: "You must rub your Master's belly gently and intimately. It is the only way to quell the dastardly aches."
what thef uck
maid rpg btw
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;47508673]I am sorry I'm missing this man but important roleplay things happening in M&M[/QUOTE]
It's ok, while one maid goes off to find Cthulhu solo, the other ones are busy rubbing Master's belly because he has a tummy ache since he ate too much stew.
11:39 PM - GM Master Machigai: Roll to quell the dastardly aches
[QUOTE=slayer20;47508670]The average party level was like 3, and I bumped up the monster rating to CR 6, but they still breezed through it...[/QUOTE]
Did you pick monsters that had a total CR of 6, or did you pick monsters that had a total xp value adding up to 2400?
Because the way pathfinder does CRs and XP is kind of odd. You should be going for the latter, picking monsters that have a total XP value of the amount listed by the CR. EG, the 2 giant black widows would be CR 5, despite them both being CR 3 alone. A third one on top of that, though, would bring it up to a CR 6 encounter.
tl;dr, when designing an encounter with multiple monsters, even if they aren't all the same kind of monster, don't look at their individual CRs and add them up, look at their individual XP values and total them up until you get an amount around the value for the CR you're wanting the fight to be.
[QUOTE=Rats808;47508727]Did you pick monsters that had a total CR of 6, or did you pick monsters that had a total xp value adding up to 2400?
Because the way pathfinder does CRs and XP is kind of odd. You should be going for the latter, picking monsters that have a total XP value of the amount listed by the CR. EG, the 2 giant black widows would be CR 5, despite them both being CR 3 alone. A third one on top of that, though, would bring it up to a CR 6 encounter.
tl;dr, when designing an encounter with multiple monsters, even if they aren't all the same kind of monster, don't look at their individual CRs and add them up, look at their individual XP values and total them up until you get an amount around the value for the CR you're wanting the fight to be.[/QUOTE]
I feel like it would have gone better if I brought out both the black widows and the ogre spider at the same time instead of saving the ogre spider for a "surprise attack".
Smas was trying to stop an animated 2 foot tall plush of Teddy Roosevelt from resurrecting Cthulhu so Smas could bring Teddy back into the mansion and deliver him to the young mistress master girl because she couldn't sleep without it.
He successfully convinced Teddy that Cthulhu would make a poor dinner guest. Mostly because dinner was over, and Cthulhu might be mad.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;47508923]Smas was trying to stop an animated 2 foot tall plush of Teddy Roosevelt from resurrecting Cthulhu so Smas could bring Teddy back into the mansion and deliver him to the young mistress master girl because she couldn't sleep without it.
He successfully convinced Teddy that Cthulhu would make a poor dinner guest. Mostly because dinner was over, and Cthulhu might be mad.[/QUOTE]
And I was the true victor this day. While the murderfrenzy vampire chick and the mummy chick were off performing strange "medicine", I fucking stopped the resurrection of Cthulhu. At least, until a later day.
Also I had the most favor by the end so suck it Data and Dwarfy, you and your op as shit characters.
[QUOTE=Smas;47509023]And I was the true victor this day. While the murderfrenzy vampire chick and the mummy chick were off performing strange "medicine", I fucking stopped the resurrection of Cthulhu. At least, until a later day.
Also I had the most favor by the end so suck it Data and Dwarfy, you and your op as shit characters.[/QUOTE]
I didn't kill a single person. I debated it, a lot, but I didn't do it. I deserve praise for only losing because I decided to make a dinosaur egg be dug up.
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