Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

Sometimes I wish GTA online was programmed by human beings and not goddamn monkeys. I start an invite-only session and notice I'm currently using my secondary character. I switch to my main char and that fucking game decides to drop me on a completely different session, full of kids screaming on their mics. Not even 5 seconds in, I get an error message about a network issue with the session. Instead of putting me into another one, I get sent back to story mode. I start another invite-only session and see it switched me back to my secondary character. I try to switch again but I keep getting the same shit as mentioned above. I just want to play with my main char ffs. I'm not asking for world peace. [editline]24 june 2014[/editline] And I realized you need to be level 100 to get the 6x6 Dubsta. This is so stupid.

Aww yeah, I can finally get into public sessions again. Started off very well too: two people on sport bikes tried to kill me and my friend who had a bounty, I timed a sticky bomb so perfectly that it blew up both of their bikes, the sticky bomb they threw, and it ended with me escaping without any damage. It's so satisfying to fuck bounty hunters up.

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;45198955]Sometimes I wish GTA online was programmed by human beings and not goddamn monkeys.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I wish they'd overhaul the online for the next-gen but that probably won't happen, because it could be alot better than it is now. Also I'm getting sick and tired of the fucking npcs calling you all the time. It's like when i called my mechanic and requested a vehicle, he calls like 10 seconds after and says "Yo, boss you... uh.. haven't forgotten about me have you?" "You little shit, I just spoke to you 10 seconds ago!"

Just played PSP's Vice City Stories on my iPhone 5S. It runs fullspeed with some stutter when driving fast (loading the city I guess). It's incredible. Playing it on a touchscreen is a bitch, but still, the basic concept amazes me

so my cars likes duckfaces [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4589/tMkk-ri7Hk2Xs2enNrZQAA/0_0.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2717/lvQaW66KtEqqFy3L5C0d0A/0_0.jpg[/IMG] and Jimmy is high once again he's just standing there and doing nothing(untill i drive back home) [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6115/-ClESg0-90CR6mJIilAT7A/0_0.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5132/Odjr3mFqMEumh_yHo1nZLA/0_0.jpg[/IMG]

Man, bounties are so damn fun. I was trying to hold out inside the top floors of the construction building. It's so fun to play cat and mouse popping out of the windows. Such a shame you can't put a bounty on yourself.

[QUOTE=Lleamen;45199619]Man, bounties are so damn fun. I was trying to hold out inside the top floors of the construction building. It's so fun to play cat and mouse popping out of the windows. Such a shame you can't put a bounty on yourself.[/QUOTE] My best moments have been being chased by bounty hunters, but sometimes it's pure bullshit when some dude goes off the radar and shows up in a tank to spawn kill you because a bounty wasn't enough.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;45199666]My best moments have been being chased by bounty hunters, but sometimes it's pure bullshit when some dude goes off the radar and shows up in a tank to spawn kill you because a bounty wasn't enough.[/QUOTE] I think my best moment ever was when I was on a train and I was being chased by bounty hunters. A couple of jets decided to join the fun. I took out one of them with a heavy sniper and the other one was bitch slapped by a wind turbine which is still the funniest thing that I have ever seen in GTA. Unfortunately, the fun was ruined by sticky bombers who blew up the train because they couldn't actually hit us with their AP pistols. Also, after my friends and I escaped the area where we all died, the session was pretty peaceful because everybody was still at the wind turbines killing eachother.

[QUOTE=Lleamen;45199619]Man, bounties are so damn fun. I was trying to hold out inside the top floors of the construction building. It's so fun to play cat and mouse popping out of the windows. Such a shame you can't put a bounty on yourself.[/QUOTE] I like holding out on buildings with ladders leading to rooftop. See how creative they can be in trying to murder me and laugh if they fall for the sticky bomb ladder tactic

My best moment ever was when a player in a plane tried to go kamikaze on me while I was driving a car and when he hit me, he just bounced off and exploded + I got RP for "killing" him and my car didn't even have a scratch. Good job pilot..

Man killing other people is always fun as fuck. A few days ago I was playing with my friend and we were driving around doing fuck all. Out of no where this asshole drives out alongside my friend and starts shooting him. Funnily enough I had a sticky bomb at the left side of my car that was reserved for my friend, but seeing as he was ambushed and already about to die, I decided to save the day and sacrifice myself. I tried to get beside the ambusher but he saw my sticky bomb, and from that point on he forgot about my friend and focused on shooting the sticky bomb on my car. We drove for about 2 minutes, him running away and me trying to catch up to him (He had a super car and I had a random car off the streets). As I was getting closer to him, my friend comes out from our left with a sports car and PITs him. He spins around, I turn back, and as the ambusher is gaining speed, I catch up to him, slam him on the side and with my finger on the trigger I hold up the mic and shout "ALLAH AKBAR!" Boom.

[QUOTE=karpik232;45200199]Man killing other people is always fun as fuck. A few days ago I was playing with my friend and we were driving around doing fuck all. Out of no where this asshole drives out alongside my friend and starts shooting him. Funnily enough I had a sticky bomb at the left side of my car that was reserved for my friend, but seeing as he was ambushed and already about to die, I decided to save the day and sacrifice myself. I tried to get beside the ambusher but he saw my sticky bomb, and from that point on he forgot about my friend and focused on shooting the sticky bomb on my car. We drove for about 2 minutes, him running away and me trying to catch up to him (He had a super car and I had a random car off the streets). As I was getting closer to him, my friend comes out from our left with a sports car and PITs him. He spins around, I turn back, and as the ambusher is gaining speed, I catch up to him, slam him on the side and with my finger on the trigger I hold up the mic and shout [b]"ALLAH AKBAR!"[/b] Boom.[/QUOTE] No.

When I get a bounty I tend to just get a quick car, head towards the nearest bundle of people, grab their attention then floor it towards whatever is the nearest big road out of LS. I've had people follow me all the way into BC and back into LS before, shits hilarious. Its not as common though now, used to happen all the time when the bounty hacks were in place, as soon as a 9 billion bounty landed the whole session stopped what they were doing and ran towards the sorry fucker who had it. Even happened with the negative bounties which was hilarious. I miss those hacked bounties.

[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;45200210]No.[/QUOTE] I guess stuff like this is only funny when you experience it with a friend

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T8iYga7.jpg[/IMG] DAMMIT :( why you have to torture me, Rockstar [t]http://i.imgur.com/OIpredT.png[/t]

[QUOTE=gullegull;45200768][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T8iYga7.jpg[/IMG] DAMMIT :([/QUOTE] Why do they not allow custom images anyways?

[QUOTE=karpik232;45201728]Why do they not allow custom images anyways?[/QUOTE] I believe they did it so they could increase the quality on crew emblems; something that would've been a bitch with stuff like the .svg exploit.

[QUOTE=karpik232;45201728]Why do they not allow custom images anyways?[/QUOTE] Copyright.

so people aren't running around with giant dongs on their clothes and cars

Really wish I could dupe something that didn't just net me 30k.

[QUOTE=Zeos;45202366]Really wish I could dupe something that didn't just net me 30k.[/QUOTE] Dupe until you get an Infernus since it's cheap in terms of super cars. Unmodded it can sell for like 110 grand or something like that.

what method for grinding RP do you guys recommend? i tried CCO3, but even though i'm in free aim, im still getting about 2375 rp every time, and sometimes the chopper doesn't die when it should, leaving it over by the third group of vagos

[QUOTE=X6ZioN6X;45202883]Dupe until you get an Infernus since it's cheap in terms of super cars. Unmodded it can sell for like 110 grand or something like that.[/QUOTE] The original of the dupe?

[QUOTE=MasterAenox;45203205]The original of the dupe?[/QUOTE] I know a fully modded bullet dupe sells for 120k. And a bullet is pretty cheap on it's own.

I think that Michael is chubby, but he looks good being chubby, even cute in some way.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45203482]I think that [B]Michael[/B] is chubby, but he looks good being chubby, even [B]cute[/B] in some way.[/QUOTE] I've never heard someone describe a middle aged psychopath as "cute" before.

[QUOTE=Rellow;45203518]I've never heard someone describe a middle aged psychopath as "cute" before.[/QUOTE] you haven't been on too many serial killer forums, have you

Didn't he use to have even cuter puppy eyes?

[url]http://www.polygon.com/2014/6/24/5837984/grand-theft-auto-5-first-person-shooter-video[/url] just thought id put this here. GTA V first person

Well, guess it's time to constantly dupe and resell my $30k car over and over again to afford a car that actually pays out money.