Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

Karma exists. I was dropping cars on the ocean using a Cargobob. then somehow the helicopter blew up but I survived. The LSPD arrived and beat the shit out of me and impounded the Entity XF that I owned back in then. Just before I could retrieve it from the impound it got destroyed and I had to pay the 10,000$ Fee to re-claim it.

Is anybody here good at making emblems in the creator? I want to create a relatively simple one but I can't find the right shapes for it.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45256098]I hate when people try to kill me using the Rhino Tank or the P-996 Lazer, but I love it at the same time. It makes me feel like if I was a god or something. People actually need an entire army and powerful aircraft/terrain vehicles just to kill me. One day I'll be so good that people will need like 15 Tanks just to kill me, and they will all fail at it.[/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me, two British lads decided it would be fun to fuck with me while I was playing games on my phone, so I kept killing this one dude with a combination of grenades, rockets, and advanced rifle, and then he gets his buddy to come back him up, but I waste both of them, after a certain amount of time, some other dudes ended up congregating to the war zone, and it was just a blood bath, after awhile we took the war to the streets when one of the guys decided enough was enough and he rolled out his tank and wasted everybody including me, unlucky for him though, I had a tank too, so I blasted the cunts shit but he was quick enough to jump ship and enable passive mode and get to a place where my tank couldn't get to to steam roll his ass, his buddy kept trying to blow me up, they finally got me a little after my slaughter, and then proceeded to get two laser jets to blow me, JUST ME up, and then I went to sleep because it was 1 in the morning and I was planning on getting some sleep so yeah. That was my 2 hours of GTA Online on Sunday. And Eddie was duping his car or some shit while this was going on. :v:

Deathmatches seem to be always one sided. Either I wreck shit and destroy everyone or I die every time and never get a single kill. I was playing a deathmatch in the FIB building earlier and got 30+ kills, but I played one a couple minutes before and just got shit on every time.

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;45256134]You ran me over 4 times while I was afk in passive mode yesterday. Karma's a bitch aint it?[/QUOTE] how is that karma people kill people in gta, and if you're afk what does it matter to you other than 500 dollars?

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;45256830]Is anybody here good at making emblems in the creator? I want to create a relatively simple one but I can't find the right shapes for it.[/QUOTE] What do you need made?

I make an entire deathmatch in the creator and then go to test it and I fall through the map for no reason and the enemies spawn back in Los Santos, even though the entire thing is in Blaine County and there're no spawn points at all where they keep spawning. The creator is a fucking joke.

[QUOTE=ColonelCorn;45257169]What do you need made?[/QUOTE] A cartoon-y anatomical human heart. I was using [url=http://s2.hubimg.com/u/7411031_f260.jpg]this as a reference[/url] but couldn't get it right. I'm not sure why I want it but I saw it in a dream.

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;45257168]how is that karma [/QUOTE] the karma being if youre a dick somebody is gonna be a dick to you, that's karma. i hate the stupid "buh its gta wuh do u care about bein' killed?"

i calculated that if i wanted to buy every single pegasus vehicle i currently don't own or is the crusader, i would have to raise $16.5 mil, which with my car duper, would take around 168 dupes to raise that much, when factoring in the cost of the rusty rebel ooh boy

So this guy in a tank decides to waste me. I re-spawn, and then plant a sticky bomb trap around a corner. The next thing you know, the tank is in pieces and I get my revenge.

[QUOTE=El Fonz0;45258426]i calculated that if i wanted to buy every single pegasus vehicle i currently don't own or is the crusader, i would have to raise $16.5 mil, which with my car duper, would take around 168 dupes to raise that much, when factoring in the cost of the rusty rebel ooh boy[/QUOTE] I'm pretty glad that I bought almost every single pegasus vehicle (excluding some of the new ones) during the money glitch sharing fiasco in the early days of GTA online. Now it's just sitting there waiting to be used.

The only bad thing of playing with a Female Protagonist is that if you stand still for too long players do the "Air Thrusting" action next to you. Another thing. Why do people mess up their characters so bad? Nothing against people's personal taste but seriously, I have seen plenty of weird stuff like almost-bald female characters with lots of tattoos and wearing swimsuits and shirtless male characters wearing the pogo mask with shorts and sandals, bonus point if they drive full-lime small vehicles like the Benefactor Panto and they're almost level 500. I thought that it was just done for fun or something but certain stuff has just gone from 'funny' to bizarre.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45258824]The only bad thing of playing with a Female Protagonist is that if you stand still for too long players do the "Air Thrusting" action next to you.[/QUOTE] That and getting invites from players to come to their apartments and getting texts to go on dates

[QUOTE=Cheh3x;45258853]That and getting invites from players to come to their apartments and getting texts to go on dates[/QUOTE] Lets not forget the mass amount of friend requests.

God I want the PC version so bad. I've started lurking this thread every day just to get in the mood...

Sneak peak at heists. [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8458/BmVp3itu3Uakm5_i9uNAyg/0_0.jpg[/img] #ROBBINGBANKSLOL

Did Rockstrongo ever confirm themselves that there was going to be an "Independence Day" Update? I'm hyped and I'm afraid of getting extremely disappointed on July 4th. It's the Saint Patrick's Day Update all over again.

So an AI controlled tank came barreling down the road on the north side of the tunnel at Fort Zancudo, and just as I'm pulling the dude out, my game freezes. First freeze since 1.14, and it had to be then.

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I just encountered the most over sensitive serious GTA Online crew ever. That was funniest 2 and a half hours (yes, really) of rage I've ever encountered. [editline]asdlkasld[/editline] If any of you care enough to know what happened. I found an unoccupied tank at Vinewood Blvd in front of the Chinese theater. Since I was already labeled psychotic I said eh, fuck it. I nicked it and went on a rampage. I then noticed a bounty on the map and quickly went over to Los Santos Customs. There I saw 3-4 dudes chilling near the garage. With one tank shell I obliterate them and their cars. I drive away and occasionally return near the area. They all manage to blow up the tank. Then one dude in particular kills me over and over again each time I spawn shouting, "sit down bitch," and, "eat a dick bitch." Thinking nothing of it I just shoot back. After about 10 times killing each other back and forth I go into passive mode so I don't die anymore. Then the dude starts chasing me down with a car. Eventually I grab another car, he jumps out ready to shoot me, but I blow him up with a sticky. Further insults come out and, eventually, I begin to start asking why he's so mad. Suddenly he and the rest of his crew all start chewing me out for killing them with the tank. They follow me EVERYWHERE and gang up on me even when I was in passive mode. I could run to a single place without one or two of them sticking to me like glue. Every time I spawned following me around, blowing up my car, and running me over while I was in passive mode. I managed to eventually escape and go to my garage. What follows next is a series of shit flinging between me and them. They spouted non-stop shit about how I was fat, and saying homophobic, misogynistic, cry baby bullshit about how tough they were and how they love to beat women. They also went at my mom a bit too. And even went after this guy I met calling him a retard because he sounded like he had a speech impediment. And the sad part is they tried to act like they were smarter and better people than me. They lost their shit when I finally dropped the N word on them. After going off on them about how they're wastes of human resources they all seemed to shut up. One left. Thinking its calm, I leave my garage only to be killed by one of them in a jet. He got me twice and spouted non-sensical trash talk the whole time. All I said was basically, "Get over it. You were bounty." His third attempt ended up with him crashing into a town center. So I took the opportunity to go to Blaine County. I got to Fort Zancudo and tried to jump the fence only to find out the dude in the jet got a tank and followed me allllll the way from Los Santos. And, of course, they weren't "mad." I simply was not allowed to fuck with their crew and "made myself a target." Literally, they said that. They were acting tough shit saying "don't fuck with us" and all that like this isn't a game. And they also told me to get out of their server like they owned the fucking place. It was 16 players full. Of course, I throw it into Passive mode. And the dude in the tank continues running me over spouting more shit. What's funny is he didn't talk any shit after crashing his jet. Just after he started running me over with the tank. By this time Reagy had shown up and was dumbfounded by just how god awfully pathetic these guys were. The guy ended up killing me over 11 times and also ran over Reagy too. In an attempt to free myself I jumped out of passive mode and attacked the tank with RPGs. After one death (and shit talking that I won't blow up the tank), I blow up the tank. Then he spouts shit about how he isn't going to go into passive mode like I did. Then Reagy shows up in her own glorious tank and starts ripping him a new asshole. After 2 deaths he leaves the session. Finally, I think, it's fucking over. After 2 hours this shit is finally done. But no, another one from earlier followed me and a NEW crew member joined the session and came to me. They both started killing me and running me over endlessly. Although this time it wasn't about the bounty, it was for being a racist. But I figured, hey, if you're going to talk shit to and about me and talk about beating women then I'm going to punch below the belt. By this time I had most of the server on my side. A random player even airlifted me out with a helicopter which almost failed because they started minigunning the hell out of it. Even after getting away they still continue shit talking and throwing bounties on us. One of them kept sending me in-game texts about wanting to have sex with me. But once they realized they were just feeding me and Reagy free money they gave up and left the server. [b]2 and a half hours of this shit over a 1K Bounty. Let that fucking sink in.[/b]

So a modder is in mine and chaotic's session... [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9331/JnLZnjuGcUmyuiE2YeGnuQ/0_0.jpg[/img][img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4248/NHKzkh9w4Eqz9TtMqUqofg/0_0.jpg[/img][img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3547/LS5wyYlB1EmhtYX-xmdQ-w/0_0.jpg[/img] Oh and he gave everyone all the weapons ingame.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45260643]So a modder is in mine and chaotic's session... -pics- Oh and he gave everyone all the weapons ingame.[/QUOTE] So glad he's being cool and not a complete dickwad.

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;45260647]So glad he's being cool and not a complete dickwad.[/QUOTE] From the sounds he's only just modded his console and is fucking around with friends.

I use Mercenaries a lot and I have been thinking about getting a Black Canis Mesa off-road and support them at killing enemies using Off The Radar, but I'm afraid that someone will mistake me as a simple merc and blow me up. I'll stick to watch them on TV at my apartment, it's the closest thing to see them in action.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45259819]Did Rockstrongo ever confirm themselves that there was going to be an "Independence Day" Update? I'm hyped and I'm afraid of getting extremely disappointed on July 4th. It's the Saint Patrick's Day Update all over again.[/QUOTE] I think the fact that there is a placeholder banner on download.xbox.com that matches the unique ID of the leaked code of the Independence Day Pack shows that we're probably getting something. In 30 or so minutes, we'll see if everybody goes ape shit over an update. There is a possibility that it will be released on Friday though. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] Reports on the GTA Forums about the update being out and including a Monster Truck, take it with a grain of salt. Other rumors include properties in Blaine County. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] 82MB title update confirmed on Xbox.

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;45261518]I think the fact that there is a placeholder banner on download.xbox.com that matches the unique ID of the leaked code of the Independence Day Pack shows that we're probably getting something. In 30 or so minutes, we'll see if everybody goes ape shit over an update. There is a possibility that it will be released on Friday though. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] Reports on the GTA Forums about the update being out and including a Monster Truck, take it with a grain of salt. Other rumors include properties in Blaine County. [editline]1st July 2014[/editline] 82MB title update confirmed on Xbox.[/QUOTE] the monster truck is confirmed, on the warstock site it shows it for 742k

just sent an invite to FAPS crew. My GT is FRIGGITY FRAZ

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;45261576]the monster truck is confirmed, on the warstock site it shows it for 742k[/QUOTE] Bigfoot design?

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;45261576]the monster truck is confirmed, on the warstock site it shows it for 742k[/QUOTE] yeah i'm not seeing it