Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

Yeah, I blew up some FP guys car tonight because he drove by me, then when I ran away he came back and drove right up to me and I didn't realize he was FP so I thought he was about to kill me or some shit. I try to be nice to people I run into but the ratio of them killing me vs doing nothing is like 80% vs 20% so I don't really risk it and either run or kill. In other news, how can I get from 78 or whatever im at now to 100, i want that 6x6 so badly.

[QUOTE=dwt110;45384121] In other news, how can I get from 78 or whatever im at now to 100, i want that 6x6 so badly.[/QUOTE] The parking garage mission?

[QUOTE=Kirovich;45383801]Why do people who play RR try to kill you when you pick up the package? Yeah, I get you want me to get in your car. when you hit me 6 times with it, it really makes the appeal to get in reallllllly not that great. Then they follow and try to wreck you or kill you, or shoot your tires out. The fuck?[/QUOTE] They just want the package so the cutscene shows them at the end instead of you. [editline]14th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=endorphinsam;45383952][img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4636/unew0HSEYkue9ZxhT-O3Mg/0_0.jpg[/img] how game[/QUOTE] Reminds me of SCars for gmod

I did the ho ho ho money glitch and made 6 or 5m, had a lot but bought a zentorno and a buzzard, gonna do it again tomorrow too, also the damn hookers kept getting out of the car after I did it right the first time, I fucking forgot to shoot once or twice to make her scared. Also do invite sessions only it helps a lot.

So some wigger in a free roam game I'm in starts talking about how he got banned by Rockstar because he was in a hacked game once, so he said he phoned them up and called them cunts and apparently all sorts of other shit for banning him, at that point he's like, "Unban me and give me back my 6 Million or I'm telling people to not play this game and telling them that y'all are cunts." So I sent him an ingame message saying, "Because people are really going to stop playing this game because you told them to." Needless to say he flips shit saying he goes to hunt me down and kill me (I couldn't tell if he was talking about the game or real life, I can never tell with someone who uses the word y'all) So I just said "Lol calm down, my god."

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45384061]Today I learned the usefulness of friendship, through GTA. I was driving around with my Sanchez when I started following this little guy in a Liberator. I approach to him and suddenly he takes out a minigun and starts releasing a shower of bullets, luckily I had Passive Mode previously enabled so I just bailed out of my bike and avoided any damage from the bullets. The guy, confused stares at me while I stand up from the ground and get on my dirtbike just to continue driving away from him. Eventually I send him a text saying "That was kinda mean.", he then replies with an apologize for shooting at me since he thought that I was gonna kill him. I continue doing my stuff until I reach Raton Canyon, he then arrives in a Cropduster and flies close to me in a friendly gesture while I'm hopping with my dirtbike. During these moments I could see two psychopaths near to the bridge that crosses Raton Canyon shooting at some low level guy, I ignore them and continue doing my stunts while staying away from their radar. Eventually the guy from the Liberator (now in a Cropduster) gets off his plane and jumps into my dirtibike, I was about to do a new stunt when suddenly I see two psychopaths getting closer in my radar. nope.png I shit bricks and start getting the fuck out of Raton Canyon and return to my apartment in Rockford Hills, the psychopaths are moving slowly so I suppose that they may get bored of chasing us eventually. Me and the guy arrive to Vespucci Canals to kill a contact for Lester, then we robbed an Armored Truck and we got a three star wanted level, while I was getting away from the cops the guy fired his Micro-SMG at the Police Cruisers (to prevent them from getting close to us and ramming us). I will never forget you Monster Truck guy. You deserve a special place in my hearth (and my wallet).[/QUOTE] You should have added him. That's what I do if I come across anyone friendly so I can play in sessions with decent people a lot of the time :) even when none of my real life friends or facepunchers are online.

Got a week free trial and using a friends xbox. Requesting an invite to FAPS. "ItsPyromaniac" [editline]14th July 2014[/editline] and crew page wont load, someone mind doing it manually?

I'm Level 35 meaning I can call Mercs, only I can't call them on myself, so I'd need a friend or someone to help me out.

nevermind it was ghostery. requested an invite.

[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;45384871]I'm Level 35 meaning I can call Mercs, only I can't call them on myself, so I'd need a friend or someone to help me out.[/QUOTE] Just call them to a random player close to you and follow him. Gave myself a biker look : [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5214/zh3Xh4pT10iSS4KHfNspgg/0_0.jpg[/img] I can now infiltrate the Lost and fuck them from behind.

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;45385068]Just call them to a random player close to you and follow him. Gave myself a biker look : [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5214/zh3Xh4pT10iSS4KHfNspgg/0_0.jpg[/img] I can now infiltrate the Lost and fuck them from behind.[/QUOTE] Strap-on then I assume.

[QUOTE=GHOST!!!!;45385641]Strap-on then I assume.[/QUOTE] Hell naw, clearly all gtao females have dicks. Haven't you picked up a hooker yet and seen? :v:

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;45385068]Just call them to a random player close to you and follow him. Gave myself a biker look : [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/5214/zh3Xh4pT10iSS4KHfNspgg/0_0.jpg[/img] I can now infiltrate the Lost and fuck them from behind.[/QUOTE] Which member of KISS is that meant to be?

Anyone on Xbox right now? I'm low level and no friends. GT is "ItsPyromaniac"

[QUOTE=itsthejayden;45386466]Anyone on Xbox right now? I'm low level and no friends. GT is "ItsPyromaniac"[/QUOTE] Why are you describing my life Also , any idea on what will be the next update?

[QUOTE=MasterAenox;45386644]Why are you describing my life Also , any idea on what will be the next update?[/QUOTE] Complete guess here: A new pistol Another supercar RR difficulty increased A fix to the dupe glitch A fix to a glitch that caused no harm at all but players found fun

[QUOTE=MasterAenox;45386644] Also , any idea on what will be the next update?[/QUOTE] I know what won't be. Heists.

Who has the ability to accept requests for FAPS? I'm waiting on mine.

[QUOTE=MasterAenox;45386644]Why are you describing my life Also , any idea on what will be the next update?[/QUOTE] The Sunscreen Update Protect your skin in style with 3 new exciting brands of Sunscreens, available at every convenience store. -During the daytime, your GTA: Online character will slowly lose health while in direct sunlight. -New Inventory item available at convenience stores: Sunscreen -Use the Interaction Menu to apply Sunscreen to temporarily stop the health drain. -3 types of Sunscreen: Low Strength, Medium Strength, and High Strength -New type of Window upgrade available at Los Santos Customs: UV Tinted -New interactive accessory item available for Rank 100 and up players: Umbrella -Use the Interaction Menu to place an Umbrella so you can kick back and relax. -3 different styles of Umbrellas: Patriot, Rainbow, and Sunburst -Exposed skin will accelerate the health drain from sunlight. -Certain types of hats and masks will decrease the rate of health drain. -Swimming or wading in water will wash off your Sunscreen. -Rooftop Rumble modified: --Players now have to kill all the Professionals who arrive in waves before finding the location of the Package --Players have to chase the Package down on a moving train, board it, steal the Package, and return it to Martin's house --Players are locked to using Tear Gas Grenades --Professionals have been given RPGs

[QUOTE]The Classic Vinewood Update New Vehicles: Imponte Dukes, Imponte Deluxo, NGR 900, Stretch S (Pegasus only), Dinka Blista S (Old Blista Compact). Now vehicles available to purchase in San Andreas Super Autos: Nemesis, Speedo, Tow Truck. Dock Tease: Added the Submersible and the Dinghy available for purchase. New outfits: Greaser Outfit, Astronaut Outfit, Monkey Suit, Tiger Suit, Alien Outfit, Hazmat Suit, Soldier Outfit, Spy Outfit*, Biker Outfit, Cop Outfit* New long hair cuts for each Male and Female characters. Bonus RP for watching movies with friends. New Jobs: Blacklot City Survival, Stab City Survival, Paleto Bay Survival New filters for Snapmatic. Double GTA$ and RP on all Survival and Boat Races (including Improptu Boat Races).[/QUOTE] But it will never happen. They would never make the Dinghy purchasable. Rockstar would rather disappear than making the Dinghy purchasable.

Please make this happen R*

Anyone know where the Speedo spawns reliably? I want one to mod up with Charles/ifruit

One update I'd love them to would be the following; [quote]The Vice Update - Added new vehicles to Legendary Motorsport -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Beta_vehicles]Grotti Rocket 152 TR[/url]: Ever wanted a 12-cylinder mid-engine sports car manufactured by a bunch of guys obsessed with turning tricks on your sister but could never face the fact you couldn't afford what they had? Don't worry because now you can with this 80's classic, just don't try defending your pride when you see someone pissing up the side of it with a water bottle. -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Deluxo]Deluxo PMC-14[/url]: Go back in time with this underpowered full steel body futuristic classic. - Added new vehicles to Southern San Andreas Super Autos -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Hermes]Vapid Hermes[/url]: What's better than a 50's coupe with an oversized body and little movement space? A 50's coupe with an oversized body and little movement space that's been chop top. -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Brigham]Declasse Brigham[/url]: Ever wanted to pretend you were some hip 80's private detective or inspector? Now you can with this iconic movie famed sedan. -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Stallion]Classique Stallion[/url]: Classic no longer produced american v8 muscle. Iconic car seen through the ages and now you can own it. Just don't expect parts to be cheap when you happen to wrap the thing around a lamppost. -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Cabbie]Cabbie[/url]: Remember those times when you used to get absolutely shit faced and had to take one of these home? No I don't either, but at least now you can now own an iconic chequered cab. -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Walton]Stanley Walton[/url]: Need to bring a bunch of new workers across the border? What's not better than a happy old farm truck. - Added new vehicles to Elitás Air Travel -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Sea_Sparrow]Sea Sparrow[/url]: Modified kit helicopter featuring pontoons instead of landing skids. What more could a fishing entrepreneur want? - Added new vehicles to Warstock Cache & Carry -- [url=http://gta.wikia.com/Hunter]AJ-32 Hunter Attack Helicopter[/url]: A heavily-weaponised flying missile factory, the Hunter Attack Helicopter is everything a paranoid anti-government nutjob would ever want to start a 1 man war against the man. Unfortunately most of the models we sell are reconditioned wrecks which were illegally pulled out of some small unknown country in asia but don't let that put you off from being able to essentially fly a tank. It still works, trust us. - Added new police fraction -- Return of the vice squad, uses modified Grotti Rocket 152 TR's and start around 3 star level. Armed with a range of superior weaponry these guys are out to stop you and fast. -- Uses heavy pistols and micro smgs. - Added new weapons -- [del]Added 6 shot revolver[/del]Added another semiauto pistol. -- Another assault rifle. -- Another bottle. - Added more clothes -- Suits suits and more suits. -- Added a range of hawaiian shirts -- Gold necklaces - New event added -- Casino: Now you can waste all your money for little return.[/quote] Won't happen though.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45387745]One update I'd love them to would be the following; Won't happen though.[/QUOTE] I wanted to rate this agree, winner and funny :-(

I want a helicopter where the passenger can use a gun, like an apache but no so overpowered. Also I hope they don't patch the walking on air glitch. I like to walk like 500 feet above LSC and shoot the tops of peoples cars so they freak out

a simple muscle car update would be fine by me. better leather jackets (the ones in the game suck), leather driving gloves, james dean and steve mcqueen haircuts, revolvers and sawn off shotguns, and lots of bikes, muscle cars and maybe even a hot rod

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45387438]But it will never happen. They would never make the Dinghy purchasable. Rockstar would rather disappear than making the Dinghy purchasable.[/QUOTE] Add in some famous guns and maybe some movie-masks and that'd easily be my favorite update.

I want the old Cheetah back. You can't tell me that this new, generic-looking super car: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131217162104/gtawiki/images/0/04/Cheetah-GTAV-frontview.jpg[/t] Is cooler than this: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090415122910/gtawiki/images/3/3a/Cheetah-GTAVC-front.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;45388753]I want the old Cheetah back. You can't tell me that this new, generic-looking super car: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131217162104/gtawiki/images/0/04/Cheetah-GTAV-frontview.jpg[/t] Is cooler than this: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090415122910/gtawiki/images/3/3a/Cheetah-GTAVC-front.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The new Cheetah has always looked a bit ugly. Even weirder that it looks new but is supposedly a car from the 1970s, making it older than the VC Cheetah.

[QUOTE=Gatekeeper828;45388753]I want the old Cheetah back. You can't tell me that this new, generic-looking super car: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131217162104/gtawiki/images/0/04/Cheetah-GTAV-frontview.jpg[/t] Is cooler than this: [t]http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090415122910/gtawiki/images/3/3a/Cheetah-GTAVC-front.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Old cheetah can be brought back under the Rocket name, considering that was it's beta name.