Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

Bitch please Purple and Gold is fuken PIMP [editline]17th July 2014[/editline] then again that is pink

[QUOTE=Asator1;45412365][IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2023/RNIyFoz4S0CimUjtP4UlRw/0_0.jpg[/IMG] Portal gun cars[/QUOTE] That guy next to you is literally screaming "shoot me". All he needs is a neckbeard and additional 100lbs.

What was the exploit that R* removed people's money from?

[QUOTE=Hatley;45416669]What was the exploit that R* removed people's money from?[/QUOTE] Modders giving billions to everyone was the only one I can remember Rockstar removing money for.

I really don't think they give a shit if people do a glitch and get a couple million, though I imagine if you get into the 10s of millions and so on they might give a shit.

so i wanted to go for sailing because why not, got stuck at fort zancudo, and everyone killed me with their shitty lazers

[IMG]http://puu.sh/afg3w/72e1776074.jpg[/IMG] These are the numbers you need before getting shit taken away from you :v: I bet without the DNS crap my jobs $ would actually be like 200k, stingy garbage jobs, you bust your ass for 20 minutes on a solo hard mission and get about 10k, thanks R* that's like 1 gun

oh man i've never thought players could get more annoying than what they already were then i joined a deathmatch with a frenchie kiddo that told me every swears he has in his fucking dictionary when i killed him seriously him and his "friend" tried to kick me when i landed a grenade between their feets

I just joined a new session and went afk for a moment. Noticed during hte pan camera there was someones car in my garage with a dead hooker. Yeah np, but when I turned my camera towards it the car flew at me and hit me, knocking me into my garage door, which caused me to leave my garage. It made me jump.. :(

[QUOTE=Kirovich;45417471]I just joined a new session and went afk for a moment. Noticed during hte pan camera there was someones car in my garage with a dead hooker. Yeah np, but when I turned my camera towards it the car flew at me and hit me, knocking me into my garage door, which caused me to leave my garage. It made me jump.. :([/QUOTE] so if its inside your garage , couldn't you just take it and drive away?

[video=youtube;u-e6vmiJdEM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-e6vmiJdEM[/video] The Bong Glitch

Wow for a youtube whore he isn't as annoying as some of them

[QUOTE=JustExtreme;45417632]Wow for a youtube whore he isn't as annoying as some of them[/QUOTE] Hey guys this is _______ and welcome to my youtube channel , today i will show this exclusive footage of a glitch never seen before ( already on 100 channels and gtaglitches reddit) , but before i show you this footage , dont forget to subscribe and like the video , _____ signing out

[img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0440/OWjdPJltgk6Gl01-rXnF-Q/0_0.jpg[/img][img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/4587/ib7sX2n_oU6vMKjpNnNcjQ/0_0.jpg[/img] My financial backup plan.

[QUOTE=JustExtreme;45417632]Wow for a youtube whore he isn't as annoying as some of them[/QUOTE] *horrible dubstep intro* "Hey guys poopman666 here with a brand new money glitch. Remember if you like this video hit that like button, subscribe, follow me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, myspace, fark, and reddit. Now what was the glitch again? Welp, guess I already forgot, see ya. *horrible dubstep outro*

Why are so many death matches so fucking long and boring? I played a god damn vehicle deathmatch in buzzards with no limit on kills for twenty minutes. I've never hated the shitty buzzard lock-on more.

Is it just me or does nobody give a shit about the other gamemodes. All I see are invites to Martin missions. Capture missions especially seem like they were a huge bust.

[QUOTE=Lleamen;45417753]Why are so many death matches so fucking long and boring? I played a god damn vehicle deathmatch in buzzards with no limit on kills for twenty minutes. I've never hated the shitty buzzard lock-on more.[/QUOTE] That's my main problem with jobs online. They are so slow. There is SO much waiting

[QUOTE=Asator1;45417770]That's my main problem with jobs online. They are so slow. There is SO much waiting[/QUOTE] there's just to many god damn loadingscreens. it's the same with small activitys. some random invited me for a armwrestling match so i thought well ok. Accept -> takes 20secs to join the damn lobby -> wait a minute for him to start -> match begins, i reck his shit in about 5 seconds and he quits -> 3 minute Loading screen for finding a new session... just do a match in the session with invincibilty or some shit. god damnit!

[QUOTE=Lleamen;45417753]Why are so many death matches so fucking long and boring? I played a god damn vehicle deathmatch in buzzards with no limit on kills for twenty minutes. I've never hated the shitty buzzard lock-on more.[/QUOTE] Because idiot kids love to make fucking idiotic long ass deathmatches with stupid rulesets. I once ended up in a 30 minute long fists only deathmatch in the prison that was intensely fucking laggy. I just played Skyrim on my laptop while I waited for the damn thing to end so I could turn off the PS3.

I sometimes wonder about the logic of GTA Online players. This guy drove up to me and honked for me to get in, we drive around for a while and he randomly stops gets out and shoots me, and I never see him again..........WHAT???

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;45418032]I sometimes wonder about the logic of GTA Online players. This guy drove up to me and honked for me to get in, we drive around for a while and he randomly stops gets out and shoots me, and I never see him again..........WHAT???[/QUOTE] he thought you were a hooker

Mad Jack gettin dem hoes [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9282/YDDmr3zaikyZv1fNhcGBBw/0_0.jpg[/IMG] yes i tried to look like the old mad jack the pirate

[img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7956/7ZQkDuE0Z0y-beiF-v4bng/0_0.jpg[/img] S.S. Facepunch

ay y0 i need more fp members on my friends list add me GT: MOA WINGS

as do i, or some shit. might need to clean out my friends list first i got 98 friends. GT: Mr Neopeger

[QUOTE=gullegull;45417921]there's just to many god damn loadingscreens. it's the same with small activitys. some random invited me for a armwrestling match so i thought well ok. Accept -> takes 20secs to join the damn lobby -> wait a minute for him to start -> match begins, i reck his shit in about 5 seconds and he quits -> 3 minute Loading screen for finding a new session... just do a match in the session with invincibilty or some shit. god damnit![/QUOTE] I was honestly expecting it to be much more seamless when I heard about Online. Didn't quite expect what we got at all

My GT is Scabbers96. Add me, homies.

That feel when you open your map to set a waypoint to LSC when you see a pink dot blazing directly at you. I calmly parked my Gauntlet in a Friendly Fire parking space, got out, and went into cover in the front, and waited. He died before he even stopped the car, [B]but it didn't end there.[/B] I spent the next ten minutes driving away from him (not like it was difficult, his custom SUV was pretty shit compared to my Gauntlet in terms of going up straight vertical mountains) until someone with a fucking high mental state shot him and he began chasing him. I have a general rule of thumb, if pink mental state you're getting shot the fuck down if you're not crew or a friend. If salmon or higher, I'm avoiding you like the plague and having my best gun out if you come for me.

did they add a way to differentiate actual co op missions and "missions" where its just PVP with an objective? I only like the first kind