Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

[QUOTE=gullegull;45454194]Only hate text I've recieved was about 2-3 weeks after Online had launched, i was about lvl 10-20 and was driving around in a Dominator and some lvl 50-70 guy comes and starts messing with me and kept following me trying to kill me. and I was just cruising and he kept on coming so I mac 10'd him everytime he came close, he then finally gives up after about 6-7 tries and text me this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/paWRcsY.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I know it doesn't let you send texts if you swear in them but omg his circumvention method is hilarious.

I still don't get why any 18+/M/equivalent game has such ridiculous restrictions on swearing by text Characters are all too quick to cluster f-bomb your speakers but GOD FORBID SOME PIXELS FORM A SWEAR WORD

[QUOTE=Hatley;45454303]I love how the DLC rifles render all of the vanilla ones, apart from maybe the carbine, obsolete.[/QUOTE] Have you tried the Heavy Pistol? Ammo is fucking cheap and it takes like two shots (if both hit) to kill an NPC. [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Taggart;45456885]I still don't get why any 18+/M/equivalent game has such ridiculous restrictions on swearing by text Characters are all too quick to cluster f-bomb your speakers but GOD FORBID SOME PIXELS FORM A SWEAR WORD[/QUOTE] There's a scene where a guy gets his face stomped after being hit with a glass bottle while the perpetrator is shouting expletives right after fucking said dead guy's girlfriend, BUT OH JEEZ SOMEONE SAID FUCK IN THE MULTIPLAYER COMPONENT THAT'S NOT RATED BY THE ESRB WHAT DO WE DO QUICK LETS CENSOR IT. It's not spoilers if i don't name names, right? It all happens within like two minutes and it's just suddenly there anyway without any foreshadowing. [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] Also I love Rockstar for the Independence Day Special. I'm not a high enough rank to get an RPG so I just bought a Fireworks Launcher instead. Works the same minus less damage.

FlyLo FM "Not only you a nigga, but you a bitch ass niggaaaaa."

i'm getting sick of ramming, because i prefer driving in a clean car

There's even a mission involving brutal and graphic torture for fuck sake, but text swearing is [B][U]wrong.[/U][/B]

I go on GTA V after not having gone on it for a few days and then I get kicked offline. Fuck you too game.

^ daily user experience for GTA V: -launch console, wait one minute -launch GTA V, wait a minute and a half to load single player* -launch GTAO, wait one minute to load -"Could not find compatible Online session. Return to GTA V and try again." -wait a half minute to load back into single player -launch GTAO, wait one minute, spawn -check player list: it's just me -see crew members online -select Join Crew Members -wait one minute -"Could not find compatible Online session. Joining new Online session." -wait one minute, spawn -check player list: it's just me -select Find New Session -wait one minute, spawn check player list: not just me anymore -play *[i]given that it takes less time than loading online from startup[/i] i hope to God above the next-gen versions will have better loading times

Why don't more people use the PCJ600? It's great.

[I do] it was my favorite bike in GTA IV too, shame you could only get the NRG 900 with the motorcycle cheat

[QUOTE=Hatley;45457401]Why don't more people use the PCJ600? It's great.[/QUOTE] I replaced mine with a black sovereign because I like being unique.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45457737]I replaced mine with a black sovereign because I like being unique.[/QUOTE] you like being a hipster

This game is discriminatory towards antisocial people. At least you can unload into the bottles behind a store clerk to increase intimidation, but "scream into the mic to earn rp" on a rollercoaster? And "increase the like meter by flirting into your microphone?" I mean that last one is weird but still.

When you walk into an activity circle, there should be a message saying "press -> to start the activity" rather than starting it directly. This could prevent people to endure loading screens if they accidentally step on them.

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;45457382]^ daily user experience for GTA V: -launch console, wait one minute -launch GTA V, wait a minute and a half to load single player* -launch GTAO, wait one minute to load -"Could not find compatible Online session. Return to GTA V and try again." -wait a half minute to load back into single player -launch GTAO, wait one minute, spawn -check player list: it's just me -see crew members online -select Join Crew Members -wait one minute -"Could not find compatible Online session. Joining new Online session." -wait one minute, spawn -check player list: it's just me -select Find New Session -wait one minute, spawn check player list: not just me anymore -play *[i]given that it takes less time than loading online from startup[/i] i hope to God above the next-gen versions will have better loading times[/QUOTE] Only one minute to load? For me it takes 5-10 minutes if I select Online from the loading screen.

[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;45457820]When you walk into an activity circle, there should be a message saying "press -> to start the activity" rather than starting it directly. This could prevent people to endure loading screens if they accidentally step on them.[/QUOTE] There should be an option to enable/disable their visibility on the phone somewhere or in the select menu.

Doing the fabulous new glitch, I love having money in this game

[QUOTE=riki2cool;45457921]Only one minute to load? For me it takes 5-10 minutes if I select Online from the loading screen.[/QUOTE] I had enough time to open up my irl map, look at some interesting landmarks, and fold it back up before Online loaded.

[QUOTE=riki2cool;45457921]Only one minute to load? For me it takes 5-10 minutes if I select Online from the loading screen.[/QUOTE] It seems to load faster if you wait for singleplayer and then going online through the pause menu.

I'm too lazy and anti-social to do any of these money glitches. What a shame, seeing as Rockstar is making sure anything you would want haemorrhages your bank account. I wanted to get a Bifta as a starting car for a new character but it's not even free anymore.

Fucking NPC drivers online are maniacs. Like every other car crashes into me.

[QUOTE=Ern;45459124]I'm too lazy and anti-social to do any of these money glitches. What a shame, seeing as Rockstar is making sure anything you would want haemorrhages your bank account. I wanted to get a Bifta as a starting car for a new character but it's not even free anymore.[/QUOTE] My first car was some dumbshit sedan. Then I played more GTAV while I waited for the servers to unfuck themselves and got to the mission where you have to [sp]get two or three gauntlets[/sp] and I've driven a Gauntlet ever since.

For some reason I never liked the Turismo R and the Zentorno. It feels weird when I start a mission and everyone got their Zentorno expect for me, I drive a Coquette.

Riding shotgun in the car with someone while lagging is the funniest thing ever. I remember riding in with EddieLTU and he was just smashing and warping into everything and everywhere. One sec it looked like he just drove off the road and into the sea but the next he's back on the road.

Found the most ballin' looking vehicle yesterday [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8345/QtGKh-523EuDWRIYhvlz0A/0_0.jpg[/IMG] It's tiny and it wrecks absolutely everythings shit, i got a 4 star chase and cop cars just flew the fuck away when i rammed into them. hilariously badass! :v:

Are any of you guys aware of the Horse Track Race Exploit?

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;45458908]Doing the fabulous new glitch, I love having money in this game[/QUOTE] Link? [editline]21st July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=gullegull;45459512]Found the most ballin' looking vehicle yesterday [IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/8345/QtGKh-523EuDWRIYhvlz0A/0_0.jpg[/IMG] It's tiny and it wrecks absolutely everythings shit, i got a 4 star chase and cop cars just flew the fuck away when i rammed into them. hilariously badass! :v:[/QUOTE] What's it called?

[QUOTE=JustExtreme;45460024] What's it called?[/QUOTE] Dock Tug

[QUOTE=JustExtreme;45460024]Link?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cur7qn53A4w[/media] Need a friend for it though. [editline]22nd July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Hatley;45459765]Are any of you guys aware of the Horse Track Race Exploit?[/QUOTE] Make us aware?

I need a solo glitch because 1.) I'm antisocial and 2.) No mic and 3.) I'd like to be able to do it regardless of whether or not people are on.