Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;45461653]Maybe some players like to full mod cars but not track them. Than they drop them at player's locations.[/QUOTE] I Tried doing that one time with a fully modded Dominator to a level 10 guy. i texted him if he wanted a modded car and he said "sure :D". but when i arrived, he pumped me full of lead and then he took the ride and drove towards a fuel pump and jumped out so the car exploded. :| GTA players are weird.

[QUOTE=gullegull;45464413]I Tried doing that one time with a fully modded Dominator to a level 10 guy. i texted him if he wanted a modded car and he said "sure :D". but when i arrived, he pumped me full of lead and then he took the ride and drove towards a fuel pump and jumped out so the car exploded. :| GTA players are weird.[/QUOTE] you should've rigged the car with explosives

[QUOTE=Twitzle;45460775]damn thats pretty smart, i just set up a timer for around when the race ends and switch back and forth. how long did it take for you to hit 100?[/QUOTE] I did the playlist a couple times, starting off at level 98.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45463196]They need to release a Used Car Salesman option then. There is plenty of stuff that I kinda miss from IV. Brucie is one of them, I felt like Dom was trying to be a Brucie-equivalent but his personality started falling apart through the end of the game.[/QUOTE] Brucie was in the game and lasted like a solid five minutes because they didn't do anything with him gj Rockstar. I like how we got Packie McCreary though. He was my favorite character. [editline]this be a editline yo[/editline] I like how the GTAV PC trailer says "Preorder now" at the end when you can't fucking do it. [QUOTE=Chains!;45464023]For the race wins "Win 50 races in this class" means win 50 land races with any vehicle class. It isn't limited to each class of car.[/QUOTE] Eh, I think I'll stick with my "start a Criminal Records race with two laps and allow custom cars in the muscle class so I can use my Gauntlet to fuck everyone up" method. It's really cheaty and rigged and bad, but it's getting me there. Not my fault Rockstar decided to do the dumbest fucking thing and lock car upgrades to races. But like really, non-contact is the race of the future and it pisses me off when people don't use that option. [editline]22nd July 2014[/editline] [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6318/w6JwkCiwU0qw5Ke2tbugVA/0_0.jpg[/img] I like how the Mount Gordo respawn point puts you in your car after missions.

I just ordered a Topless Voltic 4 times in a row but it keeps giving me the roofed one. What the fuck?

Some guy in a jet kept flying over the city trying to kill me. After he missed around 3-4 times I texted him "You missed, assclown" and he left the game. gg

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;45467904]Some guy in a jet kept flying over the city trying to kill me. After he missed around 3-4 times I texted him "You missed, assclown" and he left the game. gg[/QUOTE] In the past three games I've been in someone's done the exact same thing. Thankfully, they were the worst fucking shots I'd ever seen holy shit. Also wow I just noticed how much of my previous post was just sarcastic "I like how" statements.

Chop keeps shitting in the yard, but I can't train him, because my Sony Xperia SP isn't allowed to run iFruit.

[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;45468938]Chop keeps shitting in the yard, but I can't train him, because my Sony Xperia SP isn't allowed to run iFruit.[/QUOTE] Use BlueStacks, it's an Android Emulator for PC. Training Chop isn't really worth it though.

[QUOTE=gk99;45466571][img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6318/w6JwkCiwU0qw5Ke2tbugVA/0_0.jpg[/img] I like how the Mount Gordo respawn point puts you in your car after missions.[/QUOTE] Apparently if someone rams the car while you're stood like that, they get launched up a good 15 feet or so. :v:

Is [sp]Tanisha's [/sp] boyfriend a surgeon or a lawyer?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45469007]Is [sp]Tanisha's [/sp] boyfriend a surgeon or a lawyer?[/QUOTE] He probably doesn't exist, just trying to make Franklin jealous or some shit.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45469007]Is [sp]Tanisha's [/sp] boyfriend a surgeon or a lawyer?[/QUOTE] Probably both take that, Franklin

[QUOTE=gk99;45469839]Probably both take that, Franklin[/QUOTE] He's a surgical lawyer, fights crime with precision cuts.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45469856]He's a surgical lawyer, fights crime with precision cuts.[/QUOTE] He also is the president and works at steam and knows bill gates

[QUOTE=Reagy;45469856]He's a surgical lawyer, fights crime with precision cuts.[/QUOTE] Phoenix Wright: Under the Knife

I can't seem to add this playlist to my game: [url]http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/playlists/playlist/pZr-yxJXykiIBu_oVFriWQ[/url]

I'm tired of waiting for heists, I'm gonna release my own update.

Welp I finally got it. Now I'm completely ready for PC. [t]http://i.imgur.com/tlN9LjB.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Vipes;45470994]I can't seem to add this playlist to my game: [url]http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/playlists/playlist/pZr-yxJXykiIBu_oVFriWQ[/url][/QUOTE] I've been having the same problem. It shows it fine if I switch social club to xbox mode, but I don't have an xbox so that's useless for me.

So I got put into a Free Aim session after being kicked from another session by players after claiming multiple bounties with the P-996 Lazer. There was nobody in the session but this Rank 7 guy with a Pogo Mask. I told him that I was a friendly (I had a bounty on my head), so he hopped in my car and we both hold up a store, I gave him all the money because I'm already Rank 145 and millionarie so money isn't really relevant for me. Eventually the session gets a bit populated, but at this point I already survived the bounty placed on me. I get a text that Simeon's High Priority Vehicle has spawned at the horse track (close to the Lost MC HQ). I drive him to the track and I tell him to take the car while I cover him. It was like a mini-game, I escorted him through the whole trip. Soon after leaving the track, some Rank 69 guy rushed towards us in a Bati, but I managed to kill him pretty quickly before he could damage the car. We keep advancing through the map, the Pogo Mask guy already re-sprayed the vehicle, now I just have to escort him to the docks. Eventually a guy driving a Dominator ambushes us outside Los Santos Customs, I manage to distract the Dominator while the Pogo Mask guy escapes with the vehicle, I had to blow up the Dominator though. The Dominator guy doesn't surrender, he kept following us, at first I thought that he was trying to get a revenge on me, but no, he was trying to wreck the High Priority Vehicle. I commit a kamikaze attack using a rigged Issi and blow us both in order to protect Pogo Mask guy. The Dominator guy is still trying to kill the Pogo Mask guy, I use my last chunk of health to use my Heavy Rifle and take him out before I get killed by the NOOSE. I missed the shot, but it somehow hit a gas tanker and blew up the Dominator guy. He left the session. I approached to the Pogo Mask guy, he was waiting for me on the middle of the highway with the repaired vehicle. We both delivered the vehicle safely.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45472602]So I got put into a Free Aim session after being kicked from another session by players after claiming multiple bounties with the P-996 Lazer. There was nobody in the session but this Rank 7 guy with a Pogo Mask. I told him that I was a friendly (I had a bounty on my head), so he hopped in my car and we both hold up a store, I gave him all the money because I'm already Rank 145 and millionarie so money isn't really relevant for me. Eventually the session gets a bit populated, but at this point I already survived the bounty placed on me. I get a text that Simeon's High Priority Vehicle has spawned at the horse track (close to the Lost MC HQ). I drive him to the track and I tell him to take the car while I cover him. It was like a mini-game, I escorted him through the whole trip. Soon after leaving the track, some Rank 69 guy rushed towards us in a Bati, but I managed to kill him pretty quickly before he could damage the car. We keep advancing through the map, the Pogo Mask guy already re-sprayed the vehicle, now I just have to escort him to the docks. Eventually a guy driving a Dominator ambushes us outside Los Santos Customs, I manage to distract the Dominator while the Pogo Mask guy escapes with the vehicle, I had to blow up the Dominator though. The Dominator guy doesn't surrender, he kept following us, at first I thought that he was trying to get a revenge on me, but no, he was trying to wreck the High Priority Vehicle. I commit a kamikaze attack using a rigged Issi and blow us both in order to protect Pogo Mask guy. The Dominator guy is still trying to kill the Pogo Mask guy, I use my last chunk of health to use my Heavy Rifle and take him out before I get killed by the NOOSE. I missed the shot, but it somehow hit a gas tanker and blew up the Dominator guy. He left the session. I approached to the Pogo Mask guy, he was waiting for me on the middle of the highway with the repaired vehicle. We both delivered the vehicle safely.[/QUOTE] It's like a standard GTAO mission. "Help deliver the High Priority Vehicle"

I noticed something peculiar in this artwork (Apart from seeing The Families driving a Purple Baller). [thumb] http://www.hybridgames.co.uk/grandtheftauto/gtaonline/artwork/009.jpg [/thumb] Look at the backseat, that face looks familiar, it's Lamar. Do you guys think that we will ever get a 'Escort' game mode? Something like Hangman's NOOSE from IV's Multiplayer. [video=youtube;oaw15w8AHo0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaw15w8AHo0[/video]

For fucks sake. I join a game and the moment I walk out my apartment I receive a text. "sexy" [I]"Excuse me?"[/I] "hi i mean you look good" [I]"That's great."[/I] "meet up" [I]"No, I don't want to meet up"[/I] "please i give you money" I receive $249, WOAH! "give me money please" [I]"Okay, I'll give you lots of money, come with me!"[/I] Took the little creep to the Altruist camp in a helicopter and watched as several naked men beat him to death. [I]"There's your money!"[/I]

U a girl? I love when people send those texts, they are so cute and so unaware on the shit that they're getting into.

[QUOTE=Kebab;45473350]For fucks sake. I join a game and the moment I walk out my apartment I receive a text. "sexy" [I]"Excuse me?"[/I] "hi i mean you look good" [I]"That's great."[/I] "meet up" [I]"No, I don't want to meet up"[/I] "please i give you money" I receive $249, WOAH! "give me money please" [I]"Okay, I'll give you lots of money, come with me!"[/I] Took the little creep to the Altruist camp in a helicopter and watched as several naked men beat him to death. [I]"There's your money!"[/I][/QUOTE] I usually get invited to apartments only to find 5 dudes wearing animal masks surrounding me jerking off.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;45473525]I usually get invited to apartments only to find 5 dudes wearing animal masks surrounding me jerking off.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a porn version of Hotline Miami or something.

I've had no internet for about a week and a half, was there any updates or patches or anything in that time?

It could be worse though. I once got invited to an apartment and I got blown up by a sticky bomb. [editline]23rd July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=dcalde78;45473543]I've had no internet for about a week and a half, was there any updates or patches or anything in that time?[/QUOTE] Nothing, they just made Rooftop Rumble more difficult and fixed a glitch that let you import vehicles from Single Player to Online.

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;45471671]I've been having the same problem. It shows it fine if I switch social club to xbox mode, but I don't have an xbox so that's useless for me.[/QUOTE] Sorry, I dunno how to get the PS3 version of that link for you guys, or if there even is one. One of you guys might have to create a horse track race. Use wooden walls to nudge the car so that it hugs the outer fence of the track.