Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

I ran into someone today who hacked to make himself invincible and he was going around knifing everyone because nobody could kill him. And they'll probably never patch that out because they just have to kill all the harmless duplication glitches that you need to use to make money.

If I remember correctly, there is a new exploit that makes you fully immortal (without a vehicle). I read the instructions and I'm surprised how easy it is for a player to do it. Rockstar needs to release a patch ASAP.

so i joined a lobby with some kinda ghetto black guy, and he's mad as hell everything he says is motherfucker, nigger, etc... and like a mole he's killing from under ground

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;45531563]so i joined a lobby with some kinda ghetto black guy, and he's mad as hell everything he says is motherfucker, nigger, etc... and like a mole he's killing from under ground[/QUOTE] He was talking so much shit, it was ridiculous. I managed to snipe him twice from a rooftop: "I see you on the roof, motherfucker, you just got yourself involved in some shit that wasn't yours to mess with, it's on now bitch ass niggaaaaa"(or something like that). He didn't get a kill on me, but shortly after, he got killed a few times by some other pubbies and he left without a word.

I got killed unfairly by a random guy in a Zentorno once, I went crazy ever since. The guy got away with an invincible Zentorno, chances are that this guy is never going to get punished for it. Like I said, I went bat-shit about it. That day I decided to buy a Buffalo S and then I gave it a lot of armor and performance modifications and I gave it the most viable stuff for the streets: Bulletproof tires, full armor, a small lip spoiler for increased traction, etc. Every time is night in the session, I stop doing whatever I am doing (with a few hours of time previously to the night), get my Buffalo and go around the city killing players who KOS Even while I have killed a lot of people, I still can't get my revenge on the Zentorno guy.

also i recorded his bad ass voice (audio only because i don't have a capture card) [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [url]http://puu.sh/avDOc/809a23ddf1.mp3[/url]

I'd not played GTA Online in ages. I went on yesterday and bought that monster truck (Liberator?) and was just driving around, and a guy texting "cum" to me a couple times and I drove past him wondering what he wanted. Foolishly I stopped, he ran to up to me and shot me and stole my car. I found a recently abandoned cop car and chased him down with the siren on and shot him. Then just as I went to get in my Liberator I got disconnected from PSN/SEN or something.

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;45531741]He was talking so much shit, it was ridiculous. I managed to snipe him twice from a rooftop: "I see you on the roof, motherfucker, you just got yourself involved in some shit that wasn't yours to mess with, it's on now bitch ass niggaaaaa"(or something like that). He didn't get a kill on me, but shortly after, he got killed a few times by some other pubbies and he left without a word.[/QUOTE] Did you offer him some big juicy faggots? [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=EddieLTU;45531775]also i recorded his bad ass voice (audio only because i don't have a capture card) [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [url]http://puu.sh/avDOc/809a23ddf1.mp3[/url][/QUOTE] He's using the voice changer.

[QUOTE=Chains!;45532039]Did you offer him some big juicy faggots? [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] He's using the voice changer.[/QUOTE] If he is, I wonder by how much.

[QUOTE=Chains!;45532039] He's using the voice changer.[/QUOTE] still funny [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Vipes;45532126]If he is, I wonder by how much.[/QUOTE] i could check that if something sounds suspicious [editline]29th July 2014[/editline] can't really tell since the guy is talking with a ghetto slang, but judging from pitch adjustments, he should be 15-20 years old

I wish I could play with you guys. and Agoat. He just ascended into another level of existence.

[QUOTE=Vipes;45532126]If he is, I wonder by how much.[/QUOTE] Using the inbuilt PS3 voice changer, it sounds about -2. Deeper than that it just sounds too robotic and is impossible to understand.

[QUOTE=Chains!;45532039]Did you offer him some big juicy faggots?[/QUOTE] Did you put butter on your biscuts?

Wait, PS3 has a voice changer? Why nobody told me about this?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45532246]Wait, PS3 has a voice changer? Why nobody told me about this?[/QUOTE] Yeah, under Accessory Settings. I wonder who at Sony decided that one of the features the PS3 needed was a voice changer. :v:

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;45532273]Yeah, under Accessory Settings. I wonder who at Sony decided that one of the features the PS3 needed was a voice changer. :v:[/QUOTE] Xbox has one too. At least for Halo 3 I think. I was very let down when it didn't make me sound like an elite. Why have a voice changer in Halo if you can't sound like a elite or grunt?

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;45531757]I got killed unfairly by a random guy in a Zentorno once, I went crazy ever since. The guy got away with an invincible Zentorno, chances are that this guy is never going to get punished for it. Like I said, I went bat-shit about it. That day I decided to buy a Buffalo S and then I gave it a lot of armor and performance modifications and I gave it the most viable stuff for the streets: Bulletproof tires, full armor, a small lip spoiler for increased traction, etc. Every time is night in the session, I stop doing whatever I am doing (with a few hours of time previously to the night), get my Buffalo and go around the city killing players who KOS Even while I have killed a lot of people, I still can't get my revenge on the Zentorno guy.[/QUOTE] You are the hero LS deserves.

So I found the Mechanics house while I was in New Jersey the other day. [t]http://i.imgur.com/V8l4u0l.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=HTS CONNER;45534036]So I found the Mechanics house while I was in New Jersey the other day. [t]http://i.imgur.com/V8l4u0l.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] "It's comin' at ya"

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;45534455]"It's comin' at ya"[/QUOTE] "Floater was already there, right?"

so how screwed i am? [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/39723217300054232/E2B05621EB5E9C06C2A4485CADC18C98DB7D94D4/[/t]

may as well be time to upgrade for GTA V PC :/

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;45536042]may as well be time to upgrade for GTA V PC :/[/QUOTE] well i'm getting a new GPU anyways

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;45535982]so how screwed i am? [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/39723217300054232/E2B05621EB5E9C06C2A4485CADC18C98DB7D94D4/[/t][/QUOTE] It's telling you to go play Watchdogs

[QUOTE=Vipes;45536290]It's telling you to go play Watchdogs[/QUOTE] i am "playing" Watch_dogs [sp]actually wash_dongs suck[/sp]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmx_-V0gEA[/media]

[IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0816/RmUh8oB9tkWNYb0L2B4vCQ/0_0.jpg[/IMG] Two lovely ladies enjoying a smoke break. However, I felt that my presence was not as appreciated.

Maybe the reason of why Jimmy is so good at first person shooters is because he inherited Michael's special ability.

I spawned as michael and when I walked out the front door, jimmy came riding up the driveway on his bike. Instantly pulled out my grenade launcher and wrecked him. Such a great father.

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