Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V2: Give Me (GTA V) PC - Games

I just made a second character and named him "Jack", so now I have Jack and Jill. Jack is Jill's brother, and he has come to Los Santos to try and find her, but he ends up getting caught up in a lot of shady stuff and becomes a criminal. I doubt I'll spend much time playing as him though. Without RP glitches, it's going to be hard leveling him up.

[QUOTE=simkas;46879194]Or a pedophile.[/QUOTE] Comes with the mustache.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;46877372]Why can't you wear a necklace, ear rings, and bangles at the same time? You can only wear one at a time, and that's really dumb. Is wearing multiple accessories too technically advanced for Rockstar to handle?[/QUOTE] Well, I was playing SP and apparently you can't wear GLOVES if you're wearing the wrong type of JEANS so I guess so. [editline]7th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=realtaylers;46878333]Also a color slider. I can understand not being able to load a bunch of unique items or something, but just having a bunch of colors to choose from ala the car customization would be way better than the shit we have now.[/QUOTE] We should really fucking have this. I mean the shirt decals are already separate fucking textures, why can't I have a Yeti shirt that's green instead of blue, especially if there's already a blue shirt using the same shirt model and just has a different decal?

My new hobby is following people around in a jet in passive mode until they get too paranoid and crash, then sending them texts to make them really mad so they'll try and kill me again. [editline]asdf[/editline] Dude tried to land on a freeway without his landing gear down so I just sent him a text laughing at him and he left.

[QUOTE=simkas;46879194]Or a pedophile.[/QUOTE] Yep. There's no way you can make GTA Online characters look decent. At least not on the old version.

this is the new character I made, I tried to make him look like the guy from the heists trailer. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0pTcy_YTJkmjXndosEbIRQ_0_0.jpg[/t]

[url=http://reager.org/gta/]18 days, still no specs. :v:[/url]

meanwhile the witcher 3 is 5 months out and has system requirements

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;46880160]this is the new character I made, I tried to make him look like the guy from the heists trailer. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0pTcy_YTJkmjXndosEbIRQ_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The face is good, but you need to make the nose straighter, the eyebrow ridge smoother, and the beard thinner. He pretty much just needs to look more Hispanic. Putting all that nit-picky stuff behind, it's not too shabby. [img]http://i.imgur.com/A5xxCfR.png[/img]

If you've never done it, you should play a while with the UI turned off. It's fun as fuck, just walking around the streets and taking it all in. The game is so much more immersive. Police chases are so much more tense when you can't tell where they're going to come from or even if they're coming for you sometimes.

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;46880260]meanwhile the witcher 3 is 5 months out and has system requirements[/QUOTE] and a preorder button

[QUOTE=realtaylers;46880526]If you've never done it, you should play a while with the UI turned off. It's fun as fuck, just walking around the streets and taking it all in. The game is so much more immersive. Police chases are so much more tense when you can't tell where they're going to come from or even if they're coming for you sometimes.[/QUOTE] I do this from time to time its a lot of fun.

[QUOTE=realtaylers;46880526]If you've never done it, you should play a while with the UI turned off. It's fun as fuck, just walking around the streets and taking it all in. The game is so much more immersive. Police chases are so much more tense when you can't tell where they're going to come from or even if they're coming for you sometimes.[/QUOTE] I would love fighting cops if they went a little more easy on the one hit kills from out of view, and their occasional pinpoint accuracy. oh and helicopters showing up 2 seconds after taking down the first one.

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;46880652]I would love fighting cops if they went a little more easy on the one hit kills from out of view, and their occasional pinpoint accuracy. oh and helicopters showing up 2 seconds after taking down the first one.[/QUOTE] when pc comes out the first thing im going to try to fuck with is wanted levels adding military to 5 star and removing the constant chopper spawns from 3 star and 4 star [editline]8th January 2015[/editline] make the MRAPs come in like the NOOSE guys on buffalos instead of just being at road blocks

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;46880652]I would love fighting cops if they went a little more easy on the one hit kills from out of view, and their occasional pinpoint accuracy. oh and helicopters showing up 2 seconds after taking down the first one.[/QUOTE] First thing I'm going to do when the trainers are released for PC is turn off cops and just walk around. It's so annoying when you're just walking down the road and then someone calls the cops on you for standing too close and it just escalates from there until you've got the fucking national guard and hundreds of dead cops all around you. [editline]asdf[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvALj6qFL1E[/media]

I really hope we'll be able to buy Shark cards with Steam funds though I know that's definitely not going to happen

[QUOTE=gk99;46881066]I really hope we'll be able to buy Shark cards with Steam funds though I know that's definitely not going to happen[/QUOTE] Imagine buying shark cards on the version with mods

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;46881252]Imagine buying shark cards on the version with mods[/QUOTE] Imagine buying sharkcards.

[QUOTE=redsoxrock;46881952]Imagine buying sharkcards.[/QUOTE] unfortunately with the lack of efficient money glitches, this will probably be a thing. for me at least

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;46881971]unfortunately with the lack of efficient money glitches, this will probably be a thing. for me at least[/QUOTE] Oh boy, i remember the good ol vendor farming one. Robbed the same store clerk 300 times, each time with a surprised look on his face. Got alot of money out of it, helped me buy my buzzard.

I ALWAYS end up getting par in golf. I would give my left nut for a birdie

[QUOTE=redsoxrock;46881952]Imagine buying sharkcards.[/QUOTE] as long as all the DLC is free that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make

here, enjoy a fake pc pic of gta 5 (just beware that this pic that's circulating across the net is fake) [t]http://i.imgur.com/l8tucdR.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;46882925]here, enjoy a fake pc pic of gta 5 (just beware that this pic that's circulating across the net is fake) [t]http://i.imgur.com/l8tucdR.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Hmmm, The person who faked it seems to know how rockstar's PC settings look. How do you know it's a fake? Not that I don't believe you, I just want to see where this started.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;46880160]this is the new character I made, I tried to make him look like the guy from the heists trailer. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0pTcy_YTJkmjXndosEbIRQ_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] oh god don't remind me my Conchita Wurst cosplay [img]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1579/wBYQ9KUVI0OiaM06GoNZpQ/0_0.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;46882925]here, enjoy a fake pc pic of gta 5 (just beware that this pic that's circulating across the net is fake) [t]http://i.imgur.com/l8tucdR.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I can tell it's fake, but it's pretty damn well done.

[QUOTE=Jojje;46882940]I can tell it's fake, but it's pretty damn well done.[/QUOTE] Yeah, if only he or she fixed up that compression near the video memory text I wouldn't be able to tell.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;46882946]Yeah, if only he or she fixed up that compression near the video memory text I wouldn't be able to tell.[/QUOTE] The font looks odd too.

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;46881252]Imagine buying shark cards on the version with mods[/QUOTE] I mean worst case scenario like if Rockstar decides to try and completely fuck over Online and they somehow manage to pull a Valve and make it impossible to just give yourself shit. [QUOTE=redsoxrock;46881952]Imagine buying sharkcards.[/QUOTE] It's not like there are any money glitches right now or anything, and I didn't give a fuck about GTAO back when people were just throwing out all sorts of millions of dollars. I sold like 20 Elegys and that's as much as I got. Shark cards are situational, you act like I'm going to take the time to grind 100 boring-ass missions just to buy a fucking garage that I have to grind some more to get cars for.

I would be completely fine with Shark Cards if they weren't so fucking expensive. I was looking into them because I wanted to buy the Bestra, but it's fucking £12 for enough money to buy a virtual jet in an already £40 game.