Saints Row IV - From the Crack House to the White House
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[QUOTE=Judas;40756726]but i'm the boss
I don't care about landmarks or graces or mayors or girls, I care about killing the person who fucked with me[/QUOTE]
The Boss might not care about all that shit, but he/she sure cares about his/her homies more than killing some wannabe luchadore, yo.
[QUOTE=artDecor;40753449]the amount of dislikes these SR4 videos are getting is bothering me.[/QUOTE]
To be fair that was a really obnoxious trailer in many ways.
Honestly, the first time I got to the ending in SR:TT, I didn't see the point in killing Killbane.
Still don't see the point.
You know what I want for SR IV?
Let us toggle the upgrades we buy, it always annoys me when there's a linear upgrade path and there's no way to go back, complete invincibility is kinda boring
[t]http://hw1.pa-cdn.com/par/img/editorial/DubstepGun_Final_Renders.jpg[/t]
[img]http://hw1.pa-cdn.com/par/img/editorial/aokjgoiuw.1369313723.jpg[/img]
[editline]23rd May 2013[/editline]
[t]http://images.gamersyde.com/image_saints_row_iv-22135-2680_0003.jpg[/t]
that gat painting
[QUOTE=Judas;40756726]but i'm the boss
I don't care about landmarks or graces or mayors or girls, I care about killing the person who fucked with me[/QUOTE][t]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081119141057/saintsrow/images/a/aa/780290-carlos_large.png[/t]
and yet Reynolds, Viola, and Shaundi are all expendable.
That box art is kick fucking ass
time to start thinking about characters that would be fun to play as the president
From the Word of the Row, Book 4, verses 6 through 9:
6In the beginning, the majestic spray spewed forth from the septic truck’s nozzle, filling the air with the glorious sight of fecal artistry.
Later was introduced the meaty slap that the Penetrator wrought upon the faces of the foes of the Third Street, heralding death and destruction like the trumpets of the archangels.
Finally the powers that be unleashed the sheer, visceral sensation of the Chum Gun, eliciting a primal reaction as evil doers and na’er-do-wells were rent asunder, limb from limb, in a breathtaking display of violent death in all of its terrible beauty.
7But it was not enough. They were merely prophets of what was to be.
For it was not enough to please the eyes, though the sight of poo-flung bystanders was a wondrous sight to behold.
Nor was it enough to please the ears, though the sound of the lumberjack of justice was an inspiration to the pens of the poets.
Neither was it enough to please the instinct, with the rending and gnashing of teeth of the giant fucking shark.
8Thus was the stage set for the delivery of the chosen weapon.
It came with lasers, blinding the eyes of the unrighteous.
It came with bass, a roar to shake the heavens and the asses.
It came with wub wubs possessing the strength to stir the fiery passions of even the most frigid amongst us.
9The Dubstep gun had arrived, and yea the Lord of the Saints looked upon it, and smiled, for it was good. And lo, with a bowel-twisting elation, hanging upon the precipice of the cliff above the world, hanging by the thinnest of threads over the edge of creation, did come…the Drop. And the Saints did smile, for it was Sick.
did you write that or is there some kind of event going on?
with the box art revealed and all
If there's one thing they're getting right for this game it's the artwork.
I hope that this time around I can wear sunglasses with a wrestling mask
[IMG]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/12/dangeresque1203.jpg[/IMG]
In fact, I hope they improve compatibility overall - you can't wear gloves with wristbands (even if the gloves go to your wrists and the bands are up on your forearms), a lot of female tops force the hair into a ponytail, and the aforementioned skintight masks and eyewear.
[QUOTE=Flubbman;40757978]did you write that or is there some kind of event going on?
with the box art revealed and all[/QUOTE]
It's a copy and paste of part of the penny arcade report article on the dubstep gun:
[url]http://www.penny-arcade.com/report/article/made-with-wub-a-detailed-behind-the-scenes-look-at-the-creations-of-the-sai[/url]
Something to listen to as we wait:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_lcnNnTsDc[/media]
(It's the dubstep gun music)
Today I was playing some SR3.
While upgrading trough the cellphone, I saw this option called "Bounce".
The first option was.
- Gang reduction time
"Reduces the amount of time in 25% that your homies need to arrive when you call them or vehicle".
I used Vehicle Delivery and it taked less time to arrive
And then I woke up
Wat
I just hope there's better clothing options.
I don't mind the crappy new layer system as long as the clothing options aren't complete shit like in SRTT.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;40760680]I just hope there's better clothing options.
I don't mind the crappy new layer system as long as the clothing options aren't complete shit like in SRTT.[/QUOTE]
Shit themed-outfits?
That would be gross
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;40760749]Shit themed-outfits?
That would be gross[/QUOTE]
Don't give them ideas.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;40761392]Don't give them ideas.[/QUOTE]
Why not?
Because we already have that toilet.
[QUOTE=artDecor;40753449]the amount of dislikes these SR4 videos are getting is bothering me.[/QUOTE]
i don't get why you're bothered
that video was absolutely awful. jesus christ, did you even look at the bit where he picks up the enemy? animation quality was unacceptably horrible.
Whoever is doing the trailers for Saints Row IV is doing a seriously horrible job
It's like they're trying to make sure everyone has a bad impression at first glance
it's like they don't want people to buy the name
so it's either that a) this game is going to be really great and we're all being fooled by deliberately awful trailers or b) idolninja is under a super strict death-threatening NDA and all of the positive stuff he said about the game was a lie
[QUOTE=artDecor;40757920]From the Word of the Row, Book 4, verses 6 through 9:
6In the beginning, the majestic spray spewed forth from the septic truck’s nozzle, filling the air with the glorious sight of fecal artistry.
Later was introduced the meaty slap that the Penetrator wrought upon the faces of the foes of the Third Street, heralding death and destruction like the trumpets of the archangels.
Finally the powers that be unleashed the sheer, visceral sensation of the Chum Gun, eliciting a primal reaction as evil doers and na’er-do-wells were rent asunder, limb from limb, in a breathtaking display of violent death in all of its terrible beauty.
7But it was not enough. They were merely prophets of what was to be.
For it was not enough to please the eyes, though the sight of poo-flung bystanders was a wondrous sight to behold.
Nor was it enough to please the ears, though the sound of the lumberjack of justice was an inspiration to the pens of the poets.
Neither was it enough to please the instinct, with the rending and gnashing of teeth of the giant fucking shark.
8Thus was the stage set for the delivery of the chosen weapon.
It came with lasers, blinding the eyes of the unrighteous.
It came with bass, a roar to shake the heavens and the asses.
It came with wub wubs possessing the strength to stir the fiery passions of even the most frigid amongst us.
9The Dubstep gun had arrived, and yea the Lord of the Saints looked upon it, and smiled, for it was good. And lo, with a bowel-twisting elation, hanging upon the precipice of the cliff above the world, hanging by the thinnest of threads over the edge of creation, did come…the Drop. And the Saints did smile, for it was Sick.[/QUOTE]
That.... Was beautiful. Any other parts?
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40762006]jesus christ, did you even look at the bit where he picks up the enemy? animation quality was unacceptably horrible.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;40762025]Whoever is doing the trailers for Saints Row IV is doing a seriously horrible job
It's like they're trying to make sure everyone has a bad impression at first glance[/QUOTE]
That teaser was so terrible. It showed off:
- [I]wacky[/I] outfits (recycled from SR3)
- Hulk Hogan taunt (recycled from SR3)
- Dubstep twerking (we've already seen that)
- picking up someone (from a completely static reference pose)
- exaggerated throwing (obviously unlike anything possible ingame yet clearly with ingame graphics)
so all in all it was bad
[editline]24th May 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40762038]super strict death-threatening NDA and all of the positive stuff he said about the game was a lie[/QUOTE]
that is not how NDAs work
at all
It's a shame, because IdolNinja sounded impressed with the unfinished build he played so these commercials are doing zero justice for it
Yeah, this game doesn't feel innovative at all
The dubstep gun for example feels like a slightly modified mollusk launcher, the superpower idea derives from the DLC, etc
[QUOTE=JohanGS;40763937]Yeah, this game doesn't feel innovative at all
The dubstep gun for example feels like a slightly modified mollusk launcher, the superpower idea derives from the DLC, etc[/QUOTE]
Uh, in what way is the mollusk launcher comparable to the dubstep gun? In any possible way?
Oh, so because they took an idea further it's shit? Like, are FPS games shit because shooting was done in a different game first?
Also why does it have to be innovative to be good? What do you even put in innovative in this case?
I'm sure it'll be better than SR3.
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