[QUOTE=DrugUnit;33802207]isint that in like a hour or something?[/QUOTE]
Yep I'll get it up in a bit just have to eat something.
[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rellow;33802376]what
they [b]fucking eat you from top to bottom[/b]
did you miss the whole part of them with the razor sharp teeth and shit
[img]http://www.hlportal.de/images/content/hl2/enemies/barnacle.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Obviously those teeth are made to stimulate Gordon in ways he has never been touched before.
[QUOTE=loco;33802380] [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] Obviously those teeth are made to stimulate Gordon in ways he has never been touched before.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the mental image. :v:
[QUOTE=loco;33802380]Yep I'll get it up in a bit just have to eat something.
[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]
Obviously those teeth are made to stimulate Gordon in ways he has never been touched before.[/QUOTE]
I think i saw something like that somewhere.
IS that a fucking [I]EYE[/I] on the barnacle?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33803587]IS that a fucking [I]EYE[/I] on the barnacle?[/QUOTE]
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Where da stream at
Dude no wait did you really just post about this in the FP games section
I mean dude just
What
This deserves the "Strange as hell" award.
But this is Facepunch, and stranger things have happened here.
this game gives me nightmares
What in the metaphorical and figurative fuck.
Man, I just got attacked by an elf archer. I thought it might be an interesting chance of pace to fight someone that used an actual weapon against me, but then the arrow just paralyzed me. Then she tried to rape me. Oh well. Such is life.
This is why we need porn forum. Then we could have "Adult" Games Thread.
I am honestly surprised this is still on the front page. Not sure whether to be impressed or ashamed.
Why.
[QUOTE=richard9311;33808558]I am honestly surprised this is still on the front page. Not sure whether to be impressed or ashamed.[/QUOTE]
I don't see whats to be ashamed about.
You had me at ghost blowjob.
Oh man I didn't know part 2 was out. Now I defiantly need to finish the first game!
[quote][URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wat25.PNG[/IMG][/URL][/quote] okay then
[editline]20th December 2011[/editline]
OP you sure got some balls to post this in FP where stuff like this is popularly rejected.
[sp]I COMMEND YOU[/sp]
I wonder why I didn't post it back when I first found it
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;33802320]I was thinking the same thing. Do you think Barnacles make Gordon ejaculate until he dies too? Is that how they attack?[/QUOTE]
No.
Thanks for the mental image though, now I can't play HL again for a while (also this is like the Weirdest Boner thread, it's weird as shit but I just can't look away because the reactions of users are so hilarious).
[editline]20th December 2011[/editline]
Also anyone else noticed that the guy posting a vore game has a Gabe avatar? Just sayin'.
I downloaded a copy with full english translations on both parts, the writing was alright- but the combat just felt like I was following a script, the choices were all scripted and nothing changed the outcome it seems. The developer seems really lazy since the only time choices mattered was during combat and if you paid attention to the dialogue it told you exactly what to do.
I was hoping for some tough fucking battles not "this isn't working" *New attack available* "Throw salt at slug woman who wants to fuck you with her slime trail"
The eroge didn't bother me because it fit in with the canon and everything but I just hated the overall lack of interaction with ANYTHING. Also the constant change in art style bothered me, the google sketchup backdrops mixed with randomly assorted styles of anime girls mixed with random writing styles- it felt like 3 guys passed the game around and picked up where the last left off.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;33809901]I downloaded a copy with full english translations on both parts, the writing was alright- but the combat just felt like I was following a script, the choices were all scripted and nothing changed the outcome it seems. The developer seems really lazy since the only time choices mattered was during combat and if you paid attention to the dialogue it told you exactly what to do.
I was hoping for some tough fucking battles not "this isn't working" *New attack available* "Throw salt at slug woman who wants to fuck you with her slime trail"
The eroge didn't bother me because it fit in with the canon and everything but I just hated the overall lack of interaction with ANYTHING. Also the constant change in art style bothered me, the google sketchup backdrops mixed with randomly assorted styles of anime girls mixed with random writing styles- it felt like 3 guys passed the game around and picked up where the last left off.[/QUOTE]
I can only conclude that these "authors," if they can even be afforded that minimal amount of dignity inherent with such a title, are naught but lowly two-bit hucksters, content to peddle substance drivel with not a single redeeming quality. This tripe not even fit for the ignorant hoi polloi, for such is the magnitude of this travesty, that it would even pierce the ever-present veil of somnambulance. Alas, I fear the good name of monster girl hentai will forever be sullied by this crime against humanity. I can only hope that the trauma I have endured during this experience will not lessen the pleasure of my weekly brunch of truffles and Foie gras.
[QUOTE=themodtester;33802589]Thanks for the mental image. :v:[/QUOTE]
Didn't you ever read about Mr. Friendly?
I honestly don't see why facepunch is complaining about how much it will "scar" them.
I also didn't like how the fights were basically scripted and usually if you chose the wrong attack just once, it would instantly make you lose and you are presented with a weird sex scene for whatever monster you're fighting.
I think one of the major things that made the story not-so-great was the main character. He's a complete retard. Everything is basically handed to him right in his face and he just goes all "OH THE GODDESS HAS SENT ME A VISION I WILL BECOME A HERO etc"
I did like the boss theme music though. Went really well with Fredrika.
Edit: And screw that guy in the video. He talks through the WHOLE FUCKING THING. Really ruins the boss fights and stuff, especially if he already knows what to do.
The battles very slowly become less scripted as you level up and the game goes on. There's only so many different ways a battle could play out before you actually learn more than one attack, right? Still, I tell myself it's more of a visual novel than a JRPG to satisfy my confirmation bias-like tendencies.
Armor plated jockstraps.
Hard to move in and are always used.
Also.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/quite.png[/img]
this image is relevant to my interests
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33825392]Armor plated jockstraps.
Hard to move in and are always used.
Also.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/quite.png[/img][/QUOTE]
*Picture loads slowly*
Oh yeah that what I'm OH SHIT
Wow.
I came in expecting something akin to Monster Hunt.
Left with the strangest boner of my short, short life, and possibly a bit of mental scarring.
Bravo, OP, bravo.
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