[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/fourthwall.png[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/foourthwall.png[/img]
Why am I playing this as if it's a serious game?
the more I see that image the worse it gets
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;33826152]the more I see that image the worse it gets[/QUOTE]
This better?
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/australian.png[/img]
How does that even work??!
worse. much worse.
The fact that theirs this innocent market place in the background just makes it all the stranger.
The townspeople know the thing.
It also declares you its husband or some shit but your character doesn't give a fuck and leaves.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33826602]The townspeople know the thing.
It also declares you its husband or some shit but your character doesn't give a fuck and leaves.[/QUOTE]
Just like a real marriage!
Wow, I've heard of this game before, but seeing what it really was is too much for me.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;33809901]I downloaded a copy with full english translations on both parts, the writing was alright- but the combat just felt like I was following a script, the choices were all scripted and nothing changed the outcome it seems. The developer seems really lazy since the only time choices mattered was during combat and if you paid attention to the dialogue it told you exactly what to do.
I was hoping for some tough fucking battles not "this isn't working" *New attack available* "Throw salt at slug woman who wants to fuck you with her slime trail"
The eroge didn't bother me because it fit in with the canon and everything but I just hated the overall lack of interaction with ANYTHING. Also the constant change in art style bothered me, the google sketchup backdrops mixed with randomly assorted styles of anime girls mixed with random writing styles- it felt like 3 guys passed the game around and picked up where the last left off.[/QUOTE]
japanese porn games used to have STANDARDS man
HOW DARE THEY
itt the finer points of japanese porn games
[QUOTE=Murkat;33827488]japanese porn games used to have STANDARDS man
HOW DARE THEY[/QUOTE]
Truly a tragedy.
[QUOTE=nige111;33787656]I want a mod that adds stephen fry's face to everything.[/QUOTE]
Someone [B]please[/B] do this.
[editline]21st December 2011[/editline]
Not as a mod though no way this thing will touch my computer, just photoshop the shit (someone who has a more secluded computer position than me).
[editline]21st December 2011[/editline]
[img]http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/xx148/Acds9/thefuck-1.jpg[/img]
Yeah it's shit, but I'm on a touchpad.
Oh dear god.
Speaking of ghost blowjobs.
[img]http://i.imagehost.org/0949/temp.jpg[/img]
I'd remake that to fit this.
But I cannot art.
OP, I'd just like to say that you gave me the mental image of Jack Noir getting all flustered whilst trying to awkwardly explain to his normal friends how Monmusu Quest is a good game that they should all play whilst spaghetti falls out of Jack's pockets.
Thanks for that, OP, that's going to have me giggling for like a week.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33840477]I'd remake that to fit this.
But I cannot art.[/QUOTE]
There already is one.
Don't mind me.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/outof.png[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/context.png[/img]
Just taking things out of context.
Does he have herpes?
He has herpes.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;33842539]Does he have herpes?
He has herpes.[/QUOTE]
Monster STDs are worst STDs.
Regarding that, she's (spoilers of those two bottom pics in last page) [sp]wondering what the hell hero, how can you regenerate by meditating?[/sp]
[QUOTE=imadaman;33849097]Regarding that, she's (spoilers of those two bottom pics in last page) [sp]wondering what the hell hero, how can you regenerate by meditating?[/sp][/QUOTE]
But she does not at all care that he can somehow meditate in the middle of a fight where his oponent is giving him a blowjob.
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;33842539]Does he have herpes?
He has herpes.[/QUOTE]
He does.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AcaVc.jpg[/IMG]
(please forgive me for that pun)
[QUOTE=elowin;33849290]But she does not at all care that he can somehow meditate in the middle of a fight where his oponent is giving him a blowjob.[/QUOTE]
[sp]She also thinks nothing of the fact that only angels can regenerate by meditating[/sp]
Did anybody check the price for monmusu quest 2? It's around 34 fucking dollars...
Like seriously, I'd like to play it, but that's way over acceptable amount for fucking monster porn.
There are much better games that don't involve monster girl rape.
Jack Noir jacks his noir to this shit.
[QUOTE=Feuver;33856611]Did anybody check the price for monmusu quest 2? It's around 34 fucking dollars...
Like seriously, I'd like to play it, but that's way over acceptable amount for fucking monster porn.[/QUOTE]
Japanese games of this ilk go for a lot more than that on average. It's just the way it works.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33842021]Don't mind me.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/outof.png[/img]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21171698/context.png[/img]
Just taking things out of context.[/QUOTE]
You don't have to take anything out of context to make the hentai game look like it's about sex.
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