Five Nights at Freddy's. The indie horror game where animatronics from a pizzaria try to murder you - Games

If the dude on the phone is contacting you through old recordings, then why does the phone ring as though he's calling you, like, [I]right now?[/I] And, since they're recordings, why do they both play automatically and in the correct order without you actually doing anything?

[QUOTE=ironman17;45750322]Nah man it was in black and white, live-action and all. Likely obscure, too. I'm sure it was posted on this site about a year or two ago, someone's gotta know what I'm talking about. THAAAAT'S the one I'm talking about, real body horror stuff.[/QUOTE] I tried to watch this movie but stopped cause it was full of ear rape and looked like a total joke, as if it was made in the neighborhood. All i can remember is black and white noise, and i dont mean static, just random metal stuff on peoples faces...shitty horror imo [video=youtube;uROMTzJsfOI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROMTzJsfOI[/video]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/b0RkK/0697ffc698.png[/IMG] Five Nights at Freddy's is going to get 'ported' to SS13 :v:

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;45750525]If the dude on the phone is contacting you through old recordings, then why does the phone ring as though he's calling you, like, [I]right now?[/I] And, since they're recordings, why do they both play automatically and in the correct order without you actually doing anything?[/QUOTE] Corporate "training" is going to be pretty shit in a place that forces the security guard to develop Sun Tzu-level tactical OCD from rationed electricity and door control. It got us through six nights, didn't it? :v: Probably the CEO at home playing the tape back over the phone. Wouldn't be surprised if he had a dedicated machine for it.

[QUOTE=Conro101;45749713]Speaking of good LPers, here's SuperGreatFriend's take on the game. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x-O-P-psl4[/media][/QUOTE] Those youtube comments, oh my godness.

[QUOTE=darth-veger;45750565][IMG]http://puu.sh/b0RkK/0697ffc698.png[/IMG] Five Nights at Freddy's is going to get 'ported' to SS13 :v:[/QUOTE] Make them able to come out of pizza crates, or something that causes them to activate when its opened.

Sphinxa from facepunch is about to stream some of the game. I basically forced him to play the thing and he's massive wuss. [url]http://www.hitbox.tv/sphinxa279[/url] Starting very soon.

[QUOTE=darth-veger;45750565][IMG]http://puu.sh/b0RkK/0697ffc698.png[/IMG] Five Nights at Freddy's is going to get 'ported' to SS13 :v:[/QUOTE] What server do you code for?

-yep it is-

"Christian" furry game dev creates Jewish mind control "game" to turn everyone into gay and furry. Wake up Facepunch.

All i can say about this game after playing it is. I wasn't ready for Freddy.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;45750677]"Christian" furry game dev creates Jewish mind control "game" to turn everyone into gay and furry. Wake up Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Nice avatar from the new 4/20 ending with Foxy.

[QUOTE=Sweater;45750605]Those youtube comments, oh my godness.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WhFwLUz.png[/img] Freddy baits his next victim [editline]e[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/2ZU2Vfg.png[/img]

[QUOTE=madmanmad;45750716]All i can say about this game after playing it is. I wasn't ready for Freddy.[/QUOTE] No ones every ready for Freddy, if you think you're ready for Freddy, you're not ready for Freddy. The only person ready for Freddy is Freddy, and that's because Freddy is ready for you.

[QUOTE=Nameisthis;45750858]No ones every ready for Freddy, if you think you're ready for Freddy, you're not ready for Freddy. The only person ready for Freddy is Freddy, and that's because Freddy is ready for you.[/QUOTE] But that just begs the question, is he also ready for golden Freddy?

[QUOTE=dai;45750792][img]http://i.imgur.com/2ZU2Vfg.png[/img][/QUOTE] Someone got a vial of that one SCP, didn't they? The one that turns people into machines?

[QUOTE=Nameisthis;45750858]No ones every ready for Freddy, if you think you're ready for Freddy, you're not ready for Freddy. The only person ready for Freddy is Freddy, and that's because Freddy is ready for you.[/QUOTE] All I can say is that if someone clears 4/20 like Bigbugz did? They're definitely ready for Freddy.

I took one look at this after it cropped up on my YouTube, and I immediately regretted my decision. I hate overly sized animal mascots at my university and always get unnerved by them, and this makes it all the worse now. ;_;

Despite the trouble I've been having the last few days regarding sleep, I just can't keep away from looking and keeping track of this game. Oddly enough, I kind of feel sorry for the animatrons concerning their erratic/spooky behavior. Not sure if it's due to their uncared for state (smelly, old, and in the case of foxy, dis-repair) or what.

I wonder what the music from the main menu is? Given most of the audio in the game seems to be stock sounds, it's probably some royalty free track.

<-- hey guys

So why doesn't the protag just bring a cheap-ass mascot costume (sans pointy bits) with him to work?

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;45751264]So why doesn't the protag just bring a cheap-ass mascot costume (sans pointy bits) with him to work?[/QUOTE] People might question him, idk.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;45751264]So why doesn't the protag just bring a cheap-ass mascot costume (sans pointy bits) with him to work?[/QUOTE] management are assholes - and i doubt he owns a copy of a mascot costume at home, after all hes security and all the costumes in the back room have the pointy bits for the endoskeleton EDIT: also the jaws would hang loose because no pistons to hold it up

Plus the animatronics would probably try to shove an endoskeleton into what they think is an empty suit and crush you to death with an endoskeleton instead of a suit.

[QUOTE=engiSonic;45751276]management are assholes - and i doubt he owns a copy of a mascot costume at home, after all hes security and all the costumes in the back room have the pointy bits for the endoskeleton EDIT: also the jaws would hang loose because no pistons to hold it up[/QUOTE] Costume shops, dear Engi.

A theory a friend of mine talked to me about goes along with the "Golden Freddy being in Pirate's Cove/arcade" theory- what if he was some sort of prize? Management gets a spare suit, puts a deactivated exo in, and puts him in there as the top prize. Really they never thought anyone could ever get enough "dubloons" to earn it. Soon enough, a kid in 1987 wins by sure luck, and gets to take a pic with him or something. They turn on the Freddy in order to activate the mannerisms and the eyes...[sp]CHOMP[/sp]

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;45751379]Costume shops, dear Engi.[/QUOTE] Unemployed dude who's willing to work the figurative graveyard shift for $4 an hour. I don't think he has funding for a full-size cartoon bear suit.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;45751460]Unemployed dude who's willing to work the figurative graveyard shift for $4 an hour. I don't think he has funding for a full-size cartoon bear suit.[/QUOTE] Even if he could afford one, the animatrons would have probably torn it off because the suit doesn't follow "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Standards/Regulations".

Worth a shot.