Five Nights at Freddy's. The indie horror game where animatronics from a pizzaria try to murder you - Games

Anyone know what we can use to screenview this with less than 30 seconds lag? We tried skype screenview but it doesn't recognize the game window

Who hires a night guard at a pizzaria? You gotta expect some weird shit when you accept that job lol.

[QUOTE=SteveUK;45756907]The Mountain has more gameplay than this shitty pewdiebait game.[/QUOTE] Nice shitpost

Report for flaming/trolling and move on :v:

I'm not actually scared of this. i find it funny. I broke down laughing when the purple bunny looked through the door.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45757438]Who hires a night guard at a pizzaria? You gotta expect some weird shit when you accept that job lol.[/QUOTE] The same people who own a pizzaria full of killer robots.

[QUOTE=Steb;45757662]The same people who own a pizzaria full of killer robots.[/QUOTE] Exactly. Just the fact that he found a pizzaria hiring night guards in the Classifieds should have tipped the protagonist off. :B

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45757438]Who hires a night guard at a pizzaria? You gotta expect some weird shit when you accept that job lol.[/QUOTE] Well if the pizzeria wasnt filled with killer robots you'd expect some pranksters to regularly try to tamper with the animatronics at night.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45757668]Exactly. Just the fact that he found a pizzaria hiring night guards in the Classifieds should have tipped the protagonist off. :B[/QUOTE] I think it's safe to assume that Mike Schmidt isn't exactly Einstein.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;45757697]Well if the pizzeria wasnt filled with killer robots you'd expect some pranksters to regularly try to tamper with the animatronics at night.[/QUOTE] I dunno man, there's no night guards at the Chuck E. Cheeses around here. Maybe the protag knew about Freddy and the other robots and he's just into that kind of thing.

I'd like to give it a let's play, but I'm not funny. Also my camera turns itself off in dark. :tinfoil: No, it's just E32 lens error. :/

What if the death scene with Bonnie and Chica behind the tablet, is them just kissing you? Not in a R34 way, but a caring way, to keep you calm, and Freddy tries to hug you, when the power goes out he is there playing music and keeping a light on, realizing he can't do it forever he thinks the best thing to do is hug you. And Foxy is lonely and wants to spend time with you, and check up on you considering you are the only one that keeps an eye on him.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;45757750]I dunno man, there's no night guards at the Chuck E. Cheeses around here. Maybe the protag knew about Freddy and the other robots and he's just into that kind of thing.[/QUOTE] This just reminds me of that idea about Mike being some kind of massive stoner "killer robot animals? Sweeeeet."

Okay so a FPer here said that if you edit the game files Freddy can get you even when the doors are shut and isn't supposed to be in the room, this true?

[QUOTE=Xonax;45757829]What if the death scene with Bonnie and Chica behind the tablet, is them just kissing you? Not in a R34 way, but a caring way, to keep you calm, and Freddy tries to hug you, when the power goes out he is there playing music and keeping a light on, realizing he can't do it forever he thinks the best thing to do is hug you. And Foxy is lonely and wants to spend time with you, and check up on you considering you are the only one that keeps an eye on him.[/QUOTE] If my parents went EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE when they're trying to comfort me then I'd be an emotional wreck

its obviously the guard screaming obviously

I noticed something with Chica and Freddy, when Freddy is in the area before the hallway (and staring at you through the camera), sometimes Chica appears then allowing you to assume Freddy is gone and to open your door, then suddenly Freddy is there and not Chica, so I was thinking, what if Chica and Freddy can teleport? Cause it seems odd that one minute Chica is there, then it is suddenly Freddy.

Personally I thought it was more "Get your fuckin' clothes on dude! Being skinless is against company policy!"

Only way i'm streaming this is if someone gifts me a copy and teaches me how to stream. I doubt it'll be funny either, i'm 12 and have no sense of imagination or logic XD

Man, when the game glitches out and you hear the screeching continue and it slowly fades into a child screaming and crying... Even the glitches in this game feel intentional. [editline]butts[/editline] Okay, I had this tab open for a little while, and after I post this I realise everybody's just been talking about what the screaming is. Spooky.

Well, that clears up one mystery. Kinda.

[QUOTE=SteveUK;45756907]The Mountain has more gameplay than this shitty pewdiebait game.[/QUOTE] Pewdie isn't even playing this game, isn't he

Not yet... And they say others copy PewDie?

Okay, here's my own ultimate theory for this game. Freddy and his band [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png] without their masks[/url] look like fully functional robots, rather than just an animated support frame for a costume. So maybe the owners of Freddy's Pizza, being sterling executives, decided to blow their budget on buying the most expensive animatronics possible. The state of the art endoskeletons they buy are not only capable of movement, but can be adapted to any costume or role with their sturdy chassis and advanced programming. The dude who sets up the animatronics for Freddy's, however, is kinda a lazy chode. The animatronic's internal clocks are accidentally stuck on 31st of October. This has no noticeable effects in the day, when the animatronics are just running preset animations like singing to entertain the kids, but at night, when the animatronic's programming is fully active in Free Roam, the date glitch causes them to believe it's Halloween, and thus sets their personality mode to 'Haunted House' rather than 'Children's Entertainment'. Detecting the night guard via the Surveillance Cupcake, the adaptive intelligence of the spooky-mode mascots promptly begin a show designed to give an adult human (i.e the guard) a scare. They pull faces at the cameras, move things about, and Freddy (the endoskeleton designated as leader) assembles a story about murders and haunted mascots, which he shows to you via putting up posters near your cameras when you aren't looking, and making fake recordings of a previous guard (Phone Guy) to ensure Mike is sufficiently spooked by the mascots. Foxxy, however, is kinda busted, so all his processor can manage for a spooky surprise is running up to you and yelling. Freddy himself even sets up a hologram of an eyeless version of himself and projects it through the office window in a style similar to Pepper's Ghost. When the mascots reach you, they shriek and run up to you as part of their 'Trick Or Treat' protocols. However, poor Mike is so stressed out he simply flees the building screaming. The game ends with a shot of a creepy Freddy head the band planned to assemble if all their other tricks failed to spook you.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45758049]Okay, here's my own ultimate theory for this game. Freddy and his band [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png] without their masks[/url] look like fully functional robots, rather than just an animated support frame for a costume. So maybe the owners of Freddy's Pizza, being sterling executives, decided to blow their budget on buying the most expensive animatronics possible. The state of the art endoskeletons they buy are not only capable of movement, but can be adapted to any costume or role with their sturdy chassis and advanced programming. The dude who sets up the animatronics for Freddy's, however, is kinda a lazy chode. The animatronic's internal clocks are accidentally stuck on 31st of October. This has no noticeable effects in the day, when the animatronics are just running preset animations like singing to entertain the kids, but at night, when the animatronic's programming is fully active in Free Roam, the date glitch causes them to believe it's Halloween, and thus sets their personality mode to 'Haunted House' rather than 'Children's Entertainment'. Detecting the night guard via the Surveillance Cupcake, the adaptive intelligence of the spooky-mode mascots promptly begin a show designed to give an adult human (i.e the guard) a scare. They pull faces at the cameras, move things about, and Freddy (the endoskeleton designated as leader) assembles a story about murders and haunted mascots, which he shows to you via putting up posters near your cameras when you aren't looking, and making fake recordings of a previous guard (Phone Guy) to ensure Mike is sufficiently spooked by the mascots. Foxxy, however, is kinda busted, so all his processor can manage for a spooky surprise is running up to you and yelling. Freddy himself even sets up a hologram of an eyeless version of himself and projects it through the office window in a style similar to Pepper's Ghost. When the mascots reach you, they shriek and run up to you as part of their 'Trick Or Treat' protocols. However, poor Mike is so stressed out he simply flees the building screaming. The game ends with a shot of a creepy Freddy head the band planned to assemble if all their other tricks failed to spook you.[/QUOTE] I am sorry but that's a bit over the line. I mean that's not just theorizing, that's creating a completely new story out of nowhere.

[QUOTE=NateDude;45754269]For some reason I went through the effort to make this literally just because of your post. It took me an hour. [video=youtube;aa9YYP7rsOA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa9YYP7rsOA[/video][/QUOTE] I love you so much.

[QUOTE=TomReeves;45757931] i'm 12 and have no sense of imagination or logic XD[/QUOTE] well no shit

You know what I'd pay to see at one of these conventions, whether it's comic con, some furry convention, whatever? Foxy Races get all the people who are dressed as Foxy and have a race

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45756652][IMG]https://31.media.tumblr.com/0da755f349f15458c1e25370acadc9a7/tumblr_namjukXtdV1r24h7jo1_1280.png[/IMG] Too far.[/QUOTE] No, not getting out of this chair!

If we're still doing headcannons. [sp]I like to think that the bite of '87 was a genuine accident that started the downhill decline of Freddy's Pizza. Kinda like how car factory bots work in a cage because programming a robot to be able to detect and avoid humans is expensive, difficult and ultimately unreliable. The Scene works simply like this, animatronic show starts, one of them goes to the middle of the room and does some kind of little dance routine or something, kid runs up to hug them... just as the movement sequence calls for it too bend down and close it's mouth. Kid is rushed to hospital, animatronics are shut off and confined to static locations. Freddy's now has a reputation for "Vicious animatrionic characters" The child murders are perhaps unlinked but contribute to Freddy's overall bad reputation, people begin to spread "This place is haunted" rumours and whatnot, suspecting things like Indian burial grounds, the manager dabbling in the occult. As for the events of the ACTUAL game I have no idea... currently I think something along the lines of your imagination is making a fairly mundane yet creepy situation worse than it should be. [/sp]