Five Nights at Freddy's. The indie horror game where animatronics from a pizzaria try to murder you
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didn't open one of my cabinets for a long time, only to be greeted by this chica knockoff
[img]http://i.imgur.com/s0paD9T.jpg[/img]
I had a weird as fuck dream where I apparently ended up working as the guard at freddy's, at least in a similar place.
The trick is, it wasn't a pizzeria. They just had really pissed off ghosts walking around at night and if they didn't have a single target to lash out on, they'd just started wrecking the place instead. So I ended up being paid to serve as a scapegoat in a haunted two-story building. According to the employers I couldn't even actually leave the place because they'd just follow me around, and unlike staying in, they wouldn't just give up at the end of my shift.
And unlike Mike I didn't have cameras. Fuck you brain, this isn't funny.
[QUOTE=suXin;45794265]didn't open one of my cabinets for a long time, only to be greeted by this chica knockoff
[img]http://i.imgur.com/s0paD9T.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Make a bib for it!
[QUOTE=Ripper Roo;45794410]Make a bib for it![/QUOTE]
Yeah that's exactly what I thought of after I put it on my desk [sp]it's cute[/sp], a shitty knockoff bib for a shitty knockoff chica :v:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VQtlenq.jpg[/img]
Why is this game getting so much attention
[QUOTE=redBadger;45795035]Why is this game getting so much attention[/QUOTE]
because internet.
Also because it's great and unique.
also furries
Just wondering, how many horror themed resource management games are there even?
[QUOTE=Combine 177;45795135]Just wondering, how many horror themed resource management games are there even?[/QUOTE]
There's the zombie dlc for Warehouse and Logistics Simulator if that counts.
[QUOTE=suXin;45794265]didn't open one of my cabinets for a long time, only to be greeted by this chica knockoff
[img]http://i.imgur.com/s0paD9T.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Reminds me of that Furby that lives in my closet. Not just any Furby mind you, but one of those first generation ones with the fucking metal skeleton inside it. If you want freaky you get a Furby.
[QUOTE=Jesus Crits;45792145][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19211711/foxy.png[/t]
Click for larger size
Testing out the foxy model. Kinda shit in the rigging department and the model isnt 1:1 sadly.[/QUOTE]
Release ASAP, please <3. I want to work with this.
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;45793199]Just had a thought
What if the events of FN@F are just an elaborate prank put together by the guy on the phone? He could've faked the phone calls and then remote controlled the animatronics, knowing that he's already quitting (and they're shutting the place down) so he may as well have some fun. The hallucinations could be explained by Mike being tired and scared shitless. The bite of 87? Completely fabricated. The dwindling business? Just a lack of interest and/or tough competition. Unlikely, but kinda funny to think about[/QUOTE]
"I'm going to put you in a big metal suit that's full of lethal gears because I think it's funny."
[QUOTE=Disfigured;45792939][IMG]http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/r512/DisfiguredStick/FNAFSHRT_zps08e089ee.png[/IMG]
I drew some 5N@F fan art![/QUOTE]
I'd totally wear this on a shirt. If you'd be willing to sell, I'd be willing to buy.
[QUOTE=JoonazL;45792866]Five: it's mike[/QUOTE]
The entire thing is an elaborate set up for insurance fraud, set up by Mike and the Owner.
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;45795505]"I'm going to put you in a big metal suit that's full of lethal gears because I think it's funny."[/QUOTE]
What if after surviving the first night you find the suit they'd (most likely) stuff you in and take out all the gears and other bits of lethal shit.
[QUOTE]Just had a thought
What if the events of FN@F are just an elaborate prank put together by the guy on the phone? He could've faked the phone calls and then remote controlled the animatronics, knowing that he's already quitting (and they're shutting the place down) so he may as well have some fun. The hallucinations could be explained by Mike being tired and scared shitless. The bite of 87? Completely fabricated. The dwindling business? Just a lack of interest and/or tough competition. Unlikely, but kinda funny to think about
[QUOTE=Limed00d;45793791]What a prank, stuffing you inside one of those suits and grinding you into mince meat in the process![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;45795505]"I'm going to put you in a big metal suit that's full of lethal gears because I think it's funny."[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
I never said that was part of it, all you see is static after they come in so it's not exactly certain what happens afterwards. Come to think of it though, the game over screen shows the aftermath eyeballs and all, so nevermind
not even a serious theory, just a possibility i've never seen mentioned. almost sounds like a comic that someone would do
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;45795777]What if after surviving the first night you find the suit they'd (most likely) stuff you in and take out all the gears and other bits of lethal shit.[/QUOTE]
disassembling company property, super fired, say goodbye to your $120
or maybe the robots would be dragging you to the suit, see it's empty, and be all [i]"ERROR, COSTUME IS MALFUNCTION"[/i], then put all the metal parts back in and stuff you inside. foxy at least, judging by his legs, does seem to have some kind of self repair capability.
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;45794121]Why hasn't anyone made a Freddy version of this?
-snip-[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;oCKIUtFsIzQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCKIUtFsIzQ&feature=youtu.be[/video]
i tried
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;45795808]not even a serious theory, just a possibility i've never seen mentioned. almost sounds like a comic that someone would do[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like one of Freddy's plans to me.
(Freddy and his band burst into security office shrieking)
Mike: [i]NOOOOO![/i]
Freddy: Hahaha! Don't worry, Mike! It was all a big prank! There's no real danger at Freddy's Pizza! Look, Chica's made you pizza! Now, come and give Freddy a big hug!
Mike: ...oh, uh, okay. Sure.
(big hug)
Freddy: What a great laugh for us all!
[leans down to Mike's ear]
Freddy: [i]I'm going to strip the flesh from your bones and use your fat to lubricate my endoskeleton, you piece of shit.[/i]
Mike: [i]AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE![/i]
Robots: [i]AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE![/i]
[sound of dick unzipping]
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45796372]Sounds more like one of Freddy's plans to me.
(Freddy and his band burst into security office shrieking)
Mike: [i]NOOOOO![/i]
Freddy: Hahaha! Don't worry, Mike! It was all a big prank! There's no real danger at Freddy's Pizza! Look, Chica's made you pizza! Now, come and give Freddy a big hug!
Mike: ...oh, uh, okay. Sure.
(big hug)
Freddy: What a great laugh for us all!
[leans down to Mike's ear]
Freddy: [i]I'm going to strip the flesh from your bones and use your fat to lubricate my endoskeleton, you piece of shit.[/i]
Mike: [i]AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE![/i]
Robots: [i]AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE![/i]
[sound of dick unzipping][/QUOTE]
....
dick unzipping :V
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45796372]dick unzipping[/QUOTE]
No please.
That isn't an image I want
I'm stuck on Night 5. I've made it to 4 AM and I thought that was good, but it's really fucking hard.
[url]http://www.pcgamer.com/review/five-nights-at-freddys-review/[/url]
PCG just made a review on FN@F. They seem to like it, which is good news for the sequel.
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;45796706]I'm stuck on Night 5. I've made it to 4 AM and I thought that was good, but it's really fucking hard.[/QUOTE]
Right door is more important to keep eyes on. Far as I know, the bear, Freddy, I assume, comes from there only. If the nearby cameras have him staring at you, close the door either before or the instant after he disappears.
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;45796706]I'm stuck on Night 5. I've made it to 4 AM and I thought that was good, but it's really fucking hard.[/QUOTE]
Yup, same here. I gave up after a while, because as you said, it is REALLY fucking hard.
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45796372]Sounds more like one of Freddy's plans to me.
(Freddy and his band burst into security office shrieking)
Mike: [i]NOOOOO![/i]
Freddy: Hahaha! Don't worry, Mike! It was all a big prank! There's no real danger at Freddy's Pizza! Look, Chica's made you pizza! Now, come and give Freddy a big hug!
Mike: ...oh, uh, okay. Sure.
(big hug)
Freddy: What a great laugh for us all!
[leans down to Mike's ear]
Freddy: [i]I'm going to strip the flesh from your bones and use your fat to lubricate my endoskeleton, you piece of shit.[/i]
Mike: [i]AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE![/i]
Robots: [i]AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE![/i]
[sound of dick unzipping][/QUOTE]
Sounds like every FN@F fanfiction.
I wish I had a real life sized Golden Freddy I could put outside the door of my friend's house, so then I could scare him out of his skin...
