Five Nights at Freddy's. The indie horror game where animatronics from a pizzaria try to murder you - Games

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;45825892]How the fuck is there this much R34 already[/QUOTE] It really shouldn't come off as surprising to you. I mean this is the internet, and anything becomes R34 material. Not even the Fan is safe.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;45825821][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZz29mz3jSw[/media][/QUOTE] Oh god, a panel from this fucking comic is in it: [t]http://38.media.tumblr.com/174a092d03c3ca2b0d63fe23a5353515/tumblr_nav89bPiXA1tk8t50o1_1280.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;45826013]Popularity^[number of animal characters]*furaffinity artists=[rule 34 count] Here you go.[/QUOTE] you've got to factor in if the animal characters are anthro or not, not much of an audience for R34 of Shelter.

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;45825892]How the fuck is there this much R34 already[/QUOTE] Please, if a game has any female characters in it there'll be porn of it before it's released see: Bioshock Infinite

I tell you this now, all the porn and stuff of Five Nights always weirded me out, not because it's well, porn (the internet always does that). People are all like "Aw, Foxy, the cutest pirate fox of all!". There isn't a pirate fox called Foxy in Five Nights, or a pizza-loving chicken called Chica, or even a merry singing bear called Freddy. There's a robotic endoskeleton dressed in a costume designed to look like some character artist's idea of a pirate fox or a hungry chicken. But when they stick their heads into your room, I mean, it's just a mask. Freddy the bear isn't watching you, [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png]this is.[/url]

u ruined it

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45826377]I tell you this now, all the porn and stuff of Five Nights always weirded me out, not because it's well, porn (the internet always does that). People are all like "Aw, Foxy, the cutest pirate fox of all!". There isn't a pirate fox called Foxy in Five Nights, or a pizza-loving chicken called Chica, or even a merry singing bear called Freddy. There's a robotic endoskeleton dressed in a costume designed to look like some character artist's idea of a pirate fox or a hungry chicken. But when they stick their heads into your room, I mean, it's just a mask. Freddy the bear isn't watching you, [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png]this is.[/url][/QUOTE] Think it's safe to say that we can assume that their personalities are in their programming.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45826377]I tell you this now, all the porn and stuff of Five Nights always weirded me out, not because it's well, porn (the internet always does that). People are all like "Aw, Foxy, the cutest pirate fox of all!". There isn't a pirate fox called Foxy in Five Nights, or a pizza-loving chicken called Chica, or even a merry singing bear called Freddy. There's a robotic endoskeleton dressed in a costume designed to look like some character artist's idea of a pirate fox or a hungry chicken. But when they stick their heads into your room, I mean, it's just a mask. Freddy the bear isn't watching you, [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png]this is.[/url][/QUOTE] Its so weird that people draw porn of the actual physical robots instead of the characters they are based on

[URL="http://phandroid.com/2014/08/28/five-nights-at-freddys-android/"]This just in- FN@F is now available on Android devices! Recommendation of a dual-core processor and 2GB of RAM. Creator specifically mentions Galaxy S3 as a baseline to run it. Currently on sale for 3 dollars.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45826377]I tell you this now, all the porn and stuff of Five Nights always weirded me out, not because it's well, porn (the internet always does that). People are all like "Aw, Foxy, the cutest pirate fox of all!". There isn't a pirate fox called Foxy in Five Nights, or a pizza-loving chicken called Chica, or even a merry singing bear called Freddy. There's a robotic endoskeleton dressed in a costume designed to look like some character artist's idea of a pirate fox or a hungry chicken. But when they stick their heads into your room, I mean, it's just a mask. Freddy the bear isn't watching you, [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png]this is.[/url][/QUOTE] Why can't they be both? I mean they never take off their suits - it's practically a part of their identity. They all seem to be dedicated to portraying the character they appear to be to such an extent, that it becomes a large portion of who they are.

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;45826517][URL="http://phandroid.com/2014/08/28/five-nights-at-freddys-android/"]This just in- FN@F is now available on Android devices! Recommendation of a dual-core processor and 2GB of RAM. Creator specifically mentions Galaxy S3 as a baseline to run it. Currently on sale for 3 dollars.[/URL][/QUOTE] I've heard lots of bad things about mobile 5N@F. It's literally a direct port of the PC version. Very prone to crashes and the controls are janky as fuck.

R34 is the most normal thing on the internet. I´ve seen coca cola cans have sex. Edit: Why must this start a new page dammit.

Awww yeeee [t]http://i.imgur.com/eXyHlQA.png[/t] Eat that, iPhone! [t]http://i.imgur.com/pqBPeAM.png[/t] Gonna play this spooky shit right now shut up & take my money

I've simultaneously told my friends about it and warned them about the bugs. They're still buying it but thankfully they're taking heed of my warning. [editline]28th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=usaokay;45826687]going to assume that finnish text says "Are you ready for Freddy?"[/QUOTE] "designed for phones" Close enough.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;45826574]I've heard lots of bad things about mobile 5N@F. It's literally a direct port of the PC version. Very prone to crashes and the controls are janky as fuck.[/QUOTE] Just gonna leave this here for the next page. Crucial information for anyone thinking of buying the mobile version. Better to save your money and wait for patches to be released (if they get around to it at all).

Ye, same game, same crappy menu. Got raep'd on first night. Door sound is bugging and jumpscares lag like shit. 3D effect is gone. Camera map fills ½ of screen. 10/10 would bang Seriously tho', aside from a couple bugs, it works identically well. 6/10 let's wait for updates.

[IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/46480656332594193/A94041EC26E4FF0397F40FBF34CE13ABE033D72D/[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;45826574]Very prone to crashes and the controls are janky as fuck.[/QUOTE] 5N@F: Foxy Edition confirmed.

[QUOTE=HappyHead;45826830][IMG]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/46480656332594193/A94041EC26E4FF0397F40FBF34CE13ABE033D72D/[/IMG][/QUOTE] Might wanna read the thread.

This android game is perfect for my professors

[QUOTE=Potaji;45826865]Might wanna read the thread.[/QUOTE] All 121 pages pages of a Facepunch thread, WELCOME TO HELL!!!

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;45825038]You didn't put any of the screams in there, did you? I'd love to listen to a 5N@F soundscape but I just fucking hate those screams.[/QUOTE] I promise you: no screamers -- Tell me what you think though! Just make sure to listen to it with headphones and loud (not too loud) to get the true expereince - if there is one really loud screamer in there then I will shit on my floor.

[QUOTE=Lambda 217;45826377]I tell you this now, all the porn and stuff of Five Nights always weirded me out, not because it's well, porn (the internet always does that). People are all like "Aw, Foxy, the cutest pirate fox of all!". There isn't a pirate fox called Foxy in Five Nights, or a pizza-loving chicken called Chica, or even a merry singing bear called Freddy. There's a robotic endoskeleton dressed in a costume designed to look like some character artist's idea of a pirate fox or a hungry chicken. But when they stick their heads into your room, I mean, it's just a mask. Freddy the bear isn't watching you, [url=http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140817194920/five-nights-at-freddys/images/6/69/Maskless_Freddy.png]this is.[/url][/QUOTE] Is it your face that characterizes you, or the skull that it's stuck to

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;45827114]Is it your face that characterizes you, or the skull that it's stuck to[/QUOTE] Well techni- Uh...never mind.

Technically the endoskeletons just commit movement and individual control. It's the suits that possess the individual quirks. A chica could switch suits and easily suddenly be a freddy.

[QUOTE=S'Arais;45827205]Technically the endoskeletons just commit movement and individual control. It's the suits that possess the individual quirks. A chica could switch suits and easily suddenly be a freddy.[/QUOTE] Oh my god you just gave me an idea What if the characters switched strategies as you got further into the week, so you'd think you were safe when you check pirate cove and the curtains are closed, but suddenly you hear footsteps and Bonnie comes dashing into your office Or you look backstage and Foxy's staring at you through the camera with pinprick pupils and his jaw dangling You wouldn't know what to expect anymore.

Since i have been offline for 2 days i have been wondering about two things. 1. Anyone have that comic where Mike is Jotaro and Foxy is DIO Brando? 2. Is there a mod that has Shrek replace Freddy? Sorry for the post about the questions.

[QUOTE=Raccoon99;45827347]2. Is there a mod that has Shrek replace Freddy?[/QUOTE] The game uses pre-rendered images, not 3D models.

[QUOTE=Talvy;45824550] [t]http://38.media.tumblr.com/24f23a2d8c836119a202603c6f3b5e7a/tumblr_nayc3gS8iZ1rofyfzo6_1280.png[/t] [/QUOTE] ¿Estás listo para Freddy?

[QUOTE=Hidole555;45827594]¿Estás listo para Freddy?[/QUOTE] "Yo quiero frontal lobes."