Five Nights at Freddy's. The indie horror game where animatronics from a pizzaria try to murder you - Games

Hmmm, kill everyone with balloon boy.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46566307]Let's try and bring things back on-topic, boyos. Otherwise this thread is going to get locked ...[/QUOTE] No it's not.

Fired by Bonnie. I don't think fired means what it normally means in this case. Unless Bonnie actually hands me a pink slip with a stern look on it's face. Could you imagine, being so bad at your job that management doesn't even want to see you, so they send a robot to tell you to get out.

married with golden freddy oh no

Married to Toy Bonnie. Eh. Could be worse.

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] "Watch movies with Golden Freddy." Nothing sounds more romantic than watching a movie at a drive-in theater with an animatronic husk sitting next to you, never knowing when it'll strike.

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Aw shit, Phone Guy fired me. "Hello? Hello, hello?! Hey, uh, just wanna leave ya this quick memo. Uhhh, you're fired. Yeah. Sorry about that, really woulda liked working with you. Uh, hey, by the way, they're not gonna cut you a severance check. Yeah. You were technically never employed. I uh, I really should have said something, jeez, that's uh... That's harsh."

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355]-scenariogame- Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Have a Dinner w/ Balloon Boy. I have a slight suspicion that the only dinner is pizza...

I'm fired by Freddy. What a relief.

I got fired by Balloon Boy, well fuck you too kid I hated working there anyways.

Get drunked with Bonnie. Okay sounds good

Go camping with phone guy, except phone guy will possibly not go well with the animals and the woods...

Play FnaF with Toy Chica. Not bad.

Have dinner with Puppet (marionette) :v: Welp?

Married to Bonnie Well shit :v:

Drunk with Golden Freddy. Maybe this explains the hallucinations!

I got stuffed into Marionette. I shall wreak great havoc upon the night crew :v:

Switch lives with Toy Chica. Guess I'm losing my non-existent beak!

Kiss at Bonnie? Goodbye frontal lobe.

married to golden freddy, is such a thing possible?

[QUOTE=Hunter-Spy;46566835]married to golden freddy, is such a thing possible?[/QUOTE] Golden Freddy seems to exit as a character, just not one that is in use. Phone guy mentioned that somebody had used a golden suit in fnaf2.

So I get to now sit around all day and giggle at people before Foxy rips their faces off? Alright.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46566370]Handcuffed with Mangle. Well boyos, it was nice knowing you all.[/QUOTE] Camping with Golden Freddy. Shit, that actually sounds fun. And if a real bear comes along, I can just stuff myself inside of his suit and will be a-okay.

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355] -snip- Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Get drunk with Balloon Boy. Could be worse.

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] [quote]Stuffed into Mike[/quote] Oh no. [I]Oh NO.[/I]

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Have Dinner with Cupcake. [B]YES![/B]

36 new posts? This could be interesting! Poor past me

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Have a dinner with Cupcake.... That's not so bad I think.

Handfcuffed to Cupcake. I just imagine grabbing it, setting it aside and walking to the locksmith to get the cuffs off.

[QUOTE=~Myst;46566355][img]http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/869/300/2a4.png[/img] Found on Reddit.[/QUOTE] Handcuff with Puppet. SHIT