Yep, 13 out of the main heists aren't in, none of the Scores are, and them claiming there are 6 escapes when they counted one as different because of it being at night. That's beautiful.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41952599]"Dynamic Scenarios – No heist ever plays out the same way twice. Every single scenario has random geometry or even rare events. "
but 3 heists all play out the same!!!![/QUOTE]
Yeah, most games do that. I'm pretty sure L4D advertised itself the same way but it's more or less the same each time.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;41952504]♫ F is for friends who heist banks together
U is for you and me
N is for no extra content in the game
Except if its DLC ♫[/QUOTE]
F is for Fire that fucks up my Rats run
U is for Ukranian... Jobs!
N is for No Survivors, when Framing Frame goes wrong
[QUOTE=Teh Time Rider;41952942]Just saw this on steam forums...
Wow.[/QUOTE]
I saw that list too, and I was wondering where that list originated from. Like where did half these names come from and how did they find them?
[QUOTE=t h e;41953009]I saw that list too, and I was wondering where that list originated from.[/QUOTE]
Game files, among the heists that were in game, there were a ton commented out.
[QUOTE=Ghost101;41952995]Yeah, most games do that. I'm pretty sure L4D advertised itself the same way but it's more or less the same each time.[/QUOTE]
I don't recall L4D or L4D2 ever advertising different playthroughs. They were stressing the AI director sure, which was fully implemented just fine (and moderately new for its time), but the PD2 claim is a flat out fucking lie. And one of the reasons I bought the game.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;41952615][B]Cloakers are missing due to "gameplay issues"[/B].
[/QUOTE]Cloakers are missing because they had a serious tendency to cause the game to crash.
[QUOTE=Ghost101;41952995]Yeah, most games do that. I'm pretty sure L4D advertised itself the same way but it's more or less the same each time.[/QUOTE]
im referring to 4 and a 1/3 heists all using the exact same fucking map and calling them "unique heists"
gold/deposit/cash/random/firestarter3
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[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953049]Cloakers are missing because they had a serious tendency to cause the game to crash.[/QUOTE]
"this is valve we just released l4d3 but there's no hunters right now because we're dumb and can't fix coding problems"
that shit don't fly anywhere
[QUOTE=Zeos;41953023]Game files, among the heists that were in game, there were a ton commented out.[/QUOTE]Yeah, they were found in the beta files. No indication whatsoever that any of those there actually have any actual content in the game whatsoever.
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[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41953053]"this is valve we just released l4d3 but there's no hunters right now because we're dumb and can't fix coding problems"
that shit don't fly anywhere[/QUOTE]It does all the time. Sometimes they have to pull a specific feature or element to make sure it works first, then add it to the game once it does.
"Bring me the head" sounds really fun.
Just going to hunt a bastard down, and it's just a civie with a deagle surrounded by guards.
With a chance that when you breach the door and get to him, it's a bulldozer.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953085]Yeah, they were found in the beta files. No indication whatsoever that any of those there actually have any actual content in the game whatsoever.
[editline]24th August 2013[/editline]
It does all the time. Sometimes they have to pull a specific feature or element to make sure it works first, then add it to the game once it does.[/QUOTE]
yes you do that in what we call a beta
oh wait woops sorry did i say beta i meant glorified demo
Also, I recall seeing an article about how Turf War was scrapped, so we know that the list is no garuntee.
I was gonna buy this but then read all that about them saying it's finished, and I thought payday 1 was fun but incredibly unpolished and stopped playing after like 2 days.
Is this not worth full price? Might I have the same experience, again?
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41953111]yes you do that in what we call a beta
oh wait woops sorry did i say beta i meant glorified demo[/QUOTE]That happens in full releases with plenty of major games, get your head out of your ass.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953049]Cloakers are missing because they had a serious tendency to cause the game to crash.[/QUOTE]
Not really a good excuse for cutting out a whole major foe before release, especially when the content ingame references them and bain even fucking mentions them with the assults start.
It's lazy coding.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;41953138]Not really a good excuse for cutting out a whole major foe before release, especially when the content ingame references them and bain even fucking mentions them with the assults start.
It's lazy coding.[/QUOTE]Not really. But you know what, maybe they should be in with whatever bugs they have just so they can continuously crash your game. I'd rather enjoy seeing your play experience repeatedly ruined.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953149]Not really. But you know what, maybe they should be in with whatever bugs they have just so they can continuously crash your game. I'd rather enjoy seeing your play experience repeatedly ruined.[/QUOTE]
The game already constantly crashes mid game and even on the menus. That argument doesn't really work.
Payday 2 has some really shoddy coding going on and its taking them too long to fix it.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;41953132]I was gonna buy this but then read all that about them saying it's finished, and I thought payday 1 was fun but incredibly unpolished and stopped playing after like 2 days.
Is this not worth full price? Might I have the same experience, again?[/QUOTE]
Sounds like I already found my answer, heh.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;41953166]The game already constantly crashes mid game and even on the menus. That argument doesn't really work.
Payday 2 has some really shoddy coding going on and its taking them too long to fix it.[/QUOTE]
oh cool we're about to enter this part where some people crash but some dont, therefore there's no problem
ehh honestly their damage control is a joke, they should simply state they they are sorry or confirm that the game isn't finished instead of lying through their teeth, it's not helping
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;41953166]The game already constantly crashes mid game and even on the menus. That argument doesn't really work.
Payday 2 has some really shoddy coding going on and its taking them too long to fix it.[/QUOTE]They fixed most of the major ones within the first twelve hours or so after launch. And they've been fixing more since. Get over yourself.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953190]They fixed most of the major ones within the first twelve hours or so after launch. And they've been fixing more since. Get over yourself.[/QUOTE]
yep a 1.6 gig update to fix 3 bugs sure is fixing things
i've crashed after those first twelve hours btw!!!
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41953049]Cloakers are missing because they had a serious tendency to cause the game to crash.[/QUOTE]
Cloakers are missing because they made profit before the game was released and just couldn't be bothered.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;41953195]yep a 1.6 gig update to fix 3 bugs sure is fixing things
i've crashed after those first twelve hours btw!!![/QUOTE]Yeah, I didn't say there weren't still some, but they're incredibly far fewer than before, and they're getting fewer with time. And you're blaming the fact that they have to deal with Steam's content delivery system, which is pretty well known for its massive patches for small things, on them? Did you even think when you posted that one?
There's also the fact that, even though there are indicators for 7 day heists, the longest heists are only 3 days
If all the DLCs are free I won't be as angry about false advertising.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;41953304]If all the DLCs are free I won't be as angry about false advertising.[/QUOTE]
We're like 98% sure they're not going to be free.
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;41953138]Not really a good excuse for cutting out a whole major foe before release, especially when the content ingame references them and bain even fucking mentions them with the assults start.
It's lazy coding.[/QUOTE]
I have no idea why they didn't just make them cuff you. The code is in the game already. This game is a coding nightmare.
[QUOTE=swampie;41953238][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/almir-lies-comic.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Also the part where classic enemies and mentioned features are missing two would've been nice, but that's close enough to home.
To be entirely honest, I wouldn't care if the developers/Almir were also entirely honest and forthright about things. Alright, Cloakers are fucked. Explain why. I don't call my boss and go "i sick no work today," you'd go more along the lines of "I have a nasty flu that's causing me to vomit and might be contagious, I should be able to come in around a day or two." But the whole point is a bit moot because between a fucking closed beta, open beta and 11 days of release, they still can't fix a single enemy. What were the new ones suppose to do? Interpret classic literature while using jetpacks to ram that stun baton in unmentionable places?
And alright princess, you want to call your recolored banks different. Whatever. You're still coming up short. And acting fucking ignorant about how often you spewed the classic 17/30 numbers out does not build a good image. This "aboo boo boo, community is 2mean4me" shit is really obnoxious, unprofessional, and just spawns hordes of fanchildren who rush to the developers defense, thinking that if they don enough white plate mail, they might get a gold star for helping. We're playing a violent game where we shoot law enforcers, Almir. He needs to grow up and give it to us straight. If this PR nightmare digs a hole any deeper, we'll end up robbing banks in China. After we pay for the $15 China Bank Heist DLC. :v:
[sp]Rant aside, I'm having fun. It just feels empty, unloved, and unfinished. If it wasn't for a lot of friends on it, I'd already have put it down and moved on. Also fuck money cards.[/sp]
thanks for kicking me from your game pubbies, even though it wasn't my fault
enjoy stealthing ff with heavy armour and without killing guards
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