[QUOTE=NitronikALT;41999583]I was browsing Goldfarb's twitter
The guy sure has a lot of plans. For one, a Juggernaut skill for enforcers that lets them sprint and hipfire, and a SAIGA-12 (IZHMA, was it) buff[/QUOTE]
I actually got to talk to him on Steam. He asked what I thought of the last patches and the top 3 fixes I would like to see. He really seems to care about the game.
Goldfarb has become my new favorite dev.
Goldfarb is fine, and it seems like most of the dev team is. Almir is just an asshole.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;41999439]It may just be a single President mask, not all of them[/QUOTE]
Sssh, don't jinx it!! I want to believe! [t]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/t]
Anyone up for a game of rats, just add me
All I've been getting today are French assholes who just blow up the lab on purpose
(bar one exception where the guy got genuinely confused and retrieved the info the 2nd day)
you know what'd be neat
if enforcers could taunt cops
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;41999835]you know what'd be neat
if enforcers could taunt cops[/QUOTE]
Then they could record different insults for all four heisters!
[B]YES PLEASE[/B]
[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;41999835]you know what'd be neat
if enforcers could taunt cops[/QUOTE]
"Is the AO too shitstorm for you?"
Done.
[QUOTE=Zadrave;41999855]"Is the AO too shitstorm for you?"
Done.[/QUOTE]
and if we had old hox
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TA BE SHOOTING AND SCOOTING WHERE YOU'RE GOING, TWAT"
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;41999667]Goldfarb is fine, and it seems like most of the dev team is. Almir is just an asshole.[/QUOTE]
yeah getting threatened for posting shit online is always nice, thanks almir
Taunting the police reducing their damage by 20%
[QUOTE=Neurologics;41999897]and if we had old hox
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TA BE SHOOTING AND SCOOTING WHERE YOU'RE GOING, TWAT"[/QUOTE]
I'm british, I could do some pretend hoxtone lines
note: all of them would consist of calling the police cunts
but yeah on a serious note, I think it'd be pretty neat if you could could take the heat off other people and maybe get a short suppression buff by getting cops to shoot at you
why dont you pick on someone your own size ya cheeky cunt
[editline]28th August 2013[/editline]
im just imagining gordon ramsays voice taunting cops now, jesus
[QUOTE=Zadrave;41999855]"Is the AO too shitstorm for you?"
Done.[/QUOTE]
"I'll put one right in your chicken plate."
"Let's turn this into a colossal goat-fuck."
I want all the insults to be insulting what the cops are constantly spewing out during a heist.
"You have too much centre mass, fatty"
"Look at all those donkeys."
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;42000004]
im just imagining gordon ramsays voice taunting cops now, jesus[/QUOTE]
THIS BULLDOZER IS RAW.
[URL="http://youtu.be/1M8vei3L0L8"]And if you all taunt at the same time you start singing[/URL]
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;41999583]I was browsing Goldfarb's twitter
The guy sure has a lot of plans. For one, a Juggernaut skill for enforcers that lets them sprint and hipfire, and a SAIGA-12 (IZHMA, was it) buff[/QUOTE]
So how about that saw buff? You know, making it not shit.
OR, just make the saw do more melee damage!
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;42000063]THIS BULLDOZER IS RAW.[/QUOTE]
YOU CAN'T COOK METH WORTH SHIT [U]YOU [B]DONKEY[/B][/U]
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;42000004]
im just imagining gordon ramsays voice taunting cops now, jesus[/QUOTE]
FACK OFF YA DONKEH CAWK
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;41994312]Overdrill ruined the bank heist, its all people want to fucking do
Seriously I don't have 40 minutes to piss about on this 1 heist lets just play properly
then you get kicked[/QUOTE]
Then it shouldn't be a menial task like sitting around waiting for a drill. You should be able to open up an entire section of a map and have consistent objectives to accomplish rather than going afk in the back room and waiting.
Or, it can just be a very rare appearing heist in general. The original Overdrill was a very cool idea and the ARG was well done (although it had a lot of loose ends), but then the real thing came and it kinda sucked,
heavier weapons should do more melee damage
lighter weapons should melee faster
running + meleeing should do a shoulderbarge that has a higher chance of knockdown
just did rats on very hard with facpeunch and nitronik
We got 3 bags on day 1 ( would had been 4 if nitronik dident fucked me :V ), had a cop ambush on day 2 but we got the info, our meth and a money bag, and on day 3 as nitronik sweated like a cow we got all the money
Offshore 14 Millions!; spendeable 750K
best of all it was SUPER easy and quick
[QUOTE=werewolf0020;42000422]---and on day 3 as nitronik sweated like a cow we got all the money
[/QUOTE]
[B][I]NOTHING[/I][/B] gets me as nervous as defusing that fucking C4, because the timer is extremely short and you have no real way to tell when it's about to make minced meat of your favourite heister
My hands are drenched in sweat as I type fuck
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;42000465][B][I]NOTHING[/I][/B] gets me as nervous as defusing that fucking C4, because the timer is extremely short and you have no real way to tell when it's about to make minced meat of your favourite heister
My hands are drenched in sweat as I type fuck[/QUOTE]
the best thing to do is just to prepare yourself to defuse c4 every time you grab money out of the case, that way there is 0 chance of it going off and you'll be super safe
[QUOTE=MarioInATopHat;42000676]the best thing to do is just to prepare yourself to defuse c4 every time you grab money out of the case, that way there is 0 chance of it going off and you'll be super safe[/QUOTE]
once my finger slipped in anticipation and I screwed over some guys
Another time (when I didn't have Nerves of Steel) I got downed while defusing a charge
C4 usually spawns in all bags, bar one
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;42000831]once my finger slipped in anticipation and I screwed over some guys
Another time (when I didn't have Nerves of Steel) I got downed while defusing a charge
C4 usually spawns in all bags, bar one[/QUOTE]
C4 always spawns under the money.
You just hold F to open the briefcase, then hold F to take money and then hold F to defuse the C4... Triple F action.
I'll be honest, it's really hard to frak it up :)
[QUOTE=SatansSin;42000238]FACK OFF YA DONKEH CAWK[/QUOTE]
I only read this in Shrek's voice
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;42000831]once my finger slipped in anticipation and I screwed over some guys
Another time (when I didn't have Nerves of Steel) I got downed while defusing a charge
C4 usually spawns in all bags, bar one[/QUOTE]
Open a suit case it's empty, open another one it has money, but no C4, open a third one it has no money but it has C4.
That time really got me :v:
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