Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

Earlier I managed to get about 1.14mil on Pac Standard Hard via a cheesey kuruma method. If any of you fellas want to try and help me repeat that, feel free to add me.

[QUOTE=Hatley;47711409]Earlier I managed to get about 1.14mil on Pac Standard Hard via a cheesey kuruma method. If any of you fellas want to try and help me repeat that, feel free to add me.[/QUOTE] I would like to, but I can't right now. Maybe later?

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47710981][url]http://www.reddit.com/r/GrandTheftAutoV/comments/35qakw/i_met_my_best_friend_on_gta_and_we_recently_met/[/url] So how long until the first Marriage through GTA?[/QUOTE] driving custom cars made to look like the kuruma and the insurgent down the aisle, wed by a guy cosplaying his own character (tiger shorts and top hat) and everyone has guns

why do jets not have counter measures I mean what is even the point of flying a jet if people can just buy a heat seeking RPG after a heist or two

[QUOTE=Covalent;47711474]why do jets not have counter measures I mean what is even the point of flying a jet if people can just buy a heat seeking RPG after a heist or two[/QUOTE] the lock on RPG was the first thing i bought

[QUOTE=Covalent;47711474]why do jets not have counter measures I mean what is even the point of flying a jet if people can just buy a heat seeking RPG after a heist or two[/QUOTE] have you tried doing evasive maneuvers? like barrel rolls and stuff? [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] I've managed to dodge several missiles, both from rpgs and buzzards

That's not the point. Why don't MILITARY AIRCRAFT have even the most basic countermeasures like chaff and flares? Come to think of it, why don't flares from the flare gun confuse the lock-on when fired from a helicopter? That'd actually be pretty cool.

[QUOTE=Covalent;47711474]why do jets not have counter measures I mean what is even the point of flying a jet if people can just buy a heat seeking RPG after a heist or two[/QUOTE] The heat seeking RPG was a pretty late addition to the game so aircraft was originally developed without that being in consideration. It might just be too late for them to add it at this point.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;47711490]have you tried doing evasive maneuvers? like barrel rolls and stuff? [editline]12th May 2015[/editline] I've managed to dodge several missiles, both from rpgs and buzzards[/QUOTE] that's not the point, it should still have something else to help also why am I a bad sport when I kill someone that is red, and just killed me? I totaled their car with a grenade and then shot their face off why

[QUOTE=Everything;47711506]Come to think of it, why don't flares from the flare gun confuse the lock-on when fired from a helicopter? That'd actually be pretty cool.[/QUOTE]Supposedly they do actually, but the rocket has to already be in flight so you have to risk it to test.

Decided to help a rank 40 pubbie to do the Fleeca Bank job, it was all good until the finale. Dude took 15 minutes - I counted - to drill into the deposit box and still couldn't figure out how to do it. I have patience, but not that much. Shot everybody to fail the heist and left. How do you be that bad?

[QUOTE=Killbane;47708047]Wow whos that handsome devil with the homing launcher? That session was really fun.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Deadman Inc.;47708099]Aaah, now I've seen everything. You guys have blew shit up while I was shopping. When I got outside I was like "WTF has happened here?!". I accidently killed you with a Flare Gun by smashing it on your head moments before :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=NinjaGuy913;47709201]That was the best damn session I ever had on GTA:O. Im glad I joined an awesome crew such as FAPS. (I was the guy in the red jacket)[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmYqkuW3L4M[/media]

I finally got this for PC but the game only launches once. As in I have to restart my computer every time I want to play or it just crashes when it tries to launch. Any ideas what causes something like that? Won't launch in safe mode either.

let's be honest this is the best cutscene in the series [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ZCLjYTRqE[/media]

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;47711825]let's be honest this is the best cutscene in the series [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ZCLjYTRqE[/media][/QUOTE] False: [video=youtube;8OrfGsTXwuE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OrfGsTXwuE[/video]

[QUOTE=Hatley;47711409]Earlier I managed to get about 1.14mil on Pac Standard Hard via a cheesey kuruma method. If any of you fellas want to try and help me repeat that, feel free to add me.[/QUOTE] Wait, wait. How the hell did you keep your Kuruma in pac standard?

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47711771][url]https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/rebalanced-authority[/url][/QUOTE] Rockstar is retarded for not having the police work this way. Like, seriously, they don't know how to balance the cops correctly and I have a feeling of pretentiousness coming from from R* from the way that people have complained about it and them not changing it.

[QUOTE=archangel125;47711867]Wait, wait. How the hell did you keep your Kuruma in pac standard?[/QUOTE] You drive back to your garage and get it.

[QUOTE=archangel125;47711867]Wait, wait. How the hell did you keep your Kuruma in pac standard?[/QUOTE] I think this is one way [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Be7Mlhx74[/media]

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47711771][url]https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/rebalanced-authority[/url][/QUOTE] At first I thought it was changelog from oficial patch and I was like "Yaaaaaaaaay finally!" but then I actually paid proper attention to the link and now I'm tired and sad again.

[QUOTE=archangel125;47711867]Wait, wait. How the hell did you keep your Kuruma in pac standard?[/QUOTE] Duck out of sight of the cops, pray, and try to enter your garage. Of course, it doesn't tell you if you're out of sight or not.

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47711849]False: [video=youtube;8OrfGsTXwuE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OrfGsTXwuE[/video][/QUOTE] Ruckus is that you? [editline]t[/editline] In all seriousness, Crime and Punishment is a fantastically well written and acted scene, and I still hold that up as an example of just how much care went into GTAIV's characters.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47711771][url]https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/rebalanced-authority[/url] [quote]-Stops animals reporting crime [/quote][/QUOTE] holy shit it's like skyrim again

[QUOTE=Limed00d;47712061]holy shit it's like skyrim again[/QUOTE] Someone posted on reddit or GTA Forums (maybe here as well) that animals didn't actually report crimes. The line of code people thought meant that was not enabled, it didn't have any data in it.

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47712081]Someone posted on reddit or GTA Forums (maybe here as well) that animals didn't actually report crimes. The line of code people thought meant that was not enabled, it didn't have any data in it.[/QUOTE] Whatever the case, that mod actually stops a lot of the bullshit that goes on in vanilla GTA (ghost witnesses, bullshit all-knowing police AI, etc.) It's probably my favorite mod out at the moment. I stealth killed out 12 people in the desert before one of their friends who saw finally managed to call the cops on me. The other time I merked a whole party on the beach and popped the lifeguard before she could run fully away and alert the feds too. No wanted level whatsoever.

[video=youtube;f8O2cAyColY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8O2cAyColY[/video] Still love this

[QUOTE=Zadrave;47712143][video=youtube;f8O2cAyColY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8O2cAyColY[/video] Still love this[/QUOTE] it's great because trevor tripping was actually ogg accidentally tripping on something on the set during recording, and both steven and shawn wanted to keep it in afaik

It's impressive they managed to keep that going in-character. I'd have been laughing on the ground.

I wonder if you can replace all of the weapons in the game with just the musket.

I saw someone wearing a balaclava and sunglasses under a bulletproof helm the other day, how do you do that? Some complicated glitch?