Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[t]http://i.imgur.com/GvVOAaa.jpg[/t] I killed Steve ; _____ ;

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47712209]I saw someone wearing a balaclava and sunglasses under a bulletproof helm the other day, how do you do that? Some complicated glitch?[/QUOTE] Have complete outfit with helmet and glasses saved. -Wear outfit and put the mask you want glitched on. -Go to Ammunation with a shooting range and buy a soda. -Spam M until your menu comes up, go to inventory and put on the outfit with the helmet on AS QUICKLY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE -Your mask will disappear to take the drink and will reappear once youve finished, if you did it right it will appear under the helmet and glasses. -Final step is to go back and save this outfit, itll always work provided you dont change a single item of clothing, else youll need to do it again. (Works with all masks including the gas mask form the heist coveralls and NVGs i think, some clip though)

Weirdly, Rockstar made an "announcement" through the GTAWiki. The account that made the edit has been verified as Rockstar Press staff, you can see it for yourself if you look at their talk pages. Check out what they added: [url]http://gta.wikia.com/Bahama_Mamas?diff=prev&oldid=785649[/url]

I will never understand what causes car types to spawn, i drive around in a blista looking for an issi to piss about and see what mods it has, not finding a single one. Now im driving about in a military mesa and im fucking drowning in them. Same with futos and sultans.

[QUOTE=Killbane;47712271]-Go to Ammunation with a shooting range and buy a soda. -Spam M until your menu comes up, go to inventory and put on the outfit with the helmet on AS QUICKLY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE[/QUOTE] You can do it at any soda machine, also you have to wait for your character to take a drink before you can bring up the M menu so you don't have to spam.

[QUOTE=TheAdmiester;47712287]Weirdly, Rockstar made an "announcement" through the GTAWiki. The account that made the edit has been verified as Rockstar Press staff, you can see it for yourself if you look at their talk pages. Check out what they added: [url]http://gta.wikia.com/Bahama_Mamas?diff=prev&oldid=785649[/url][/QUOTE] Called it.

Anyone up for some heists? Fleeca right now, then prison break.

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;47712362]You can do it at any soda machine, also you have to wait for your character to take a drink before you can bring up the M menu so you don't have to spam.[/QUOTE] I forgot that stores have those too, do they all? Gun ranges might be the safest bet if not since they are guaranteed to have them and are marked on the map. And the spamming is just a personal thing since i can never tell which part of the animation lets you open the menu so i just press it a few times so i dont miss it.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;47711825]let's be honest this is the best cutscene in the series [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ZCLjYTRqE[/media][/QUOTE] The GTAV antagonists were kinda lame in comparison to Dmitri. None of them measured up to his level of assholishness.

I got shot to shit by a Facepuncher cause I tried to hang out with em, and by shot to shit. I mean my car was stickybomb'd.

[QUOTE=Killbane;47712378]I forgot that stores have those too, do they all? Gun ranges might be the safest bet if not since they are guaranteed to have them and are marked on the map. And the spamming is just a personal thing since i can never tell which part of the animation lets you open the menu so i just press it a few times so i dont miss it.[/QUOTE] Most places have a soda machine inside them, but you can find them randomly around the city (like right by the ferris wheel) and they can still be used. Using the ammunation one is the safest since players can't get to you inside while you fuck about with the machine, but then again you can always just go passive and use a machine on the street.

[QUOTE=Killbane;47712359]I will never understand what causes car types to spawn, i drive around in a blista looking for an issi to piss about and see what mods it has, not finding a single one. Now im driving about in a military mesa and im fucking drowning in them. Same with futos and sultans.[/QUOTE] As far as I understand, it's dependent on location, memory, and random. If you're in the right location, it has a chance to spawn, if that vehicle is already spawned by a nearby player, it has a higher chance to spawn.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47712461]name, screenshot/video[/QUOTE] Don't have either, it was a 'd'aww man' post not anger.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47712418]As far as I understand, it's dependent on location, memory, and random. If you're in the right location, it has a chance to spawn, if that vehicle is already spawned by a nearby player, it has a higher chance to spawn.[/QUOTE] The first player to enter a zone and the car they are driving dictates the cars that will appear in that zone. A second player who enters the zone will not change it, nor will any further ones. Once all players leave a zone, the vehicle table for that zone is dumped, and will be rebuilt according to the next player to enter it. IE, it doesn't matter if you're driving a Futo, as long as you weren't the first person to enter that zone after the table was dumped, or the first person to enter that zone wasn't driving something that causes the Futo to spawn, you won't see any other Futos. This is why you tend to see your own car more often when driving around the docks, because it's very rare that you aren't the first and last person to go there before the table is dumped.

I'm thinking of getting a Trainer to try some things in Singleplayer, do they require altering any game files to install and are they easy to remove? I'd probably disconnect my internet before modifying, using, and restoring the game too, to be safe.

[QUOTE=TheAdmiester;47712287]Weirdly, Rockstar made an "announcement" through the GTAWiki. The account that made the edit has been verified as Rockstar Press staff, you can see it for yourself if you look at their talk pages. Check out what they added: [url]http://gta.wikia.com/Bahama_Mamas?diff=prev&oldid=785649[/url][/QUOTE] I hope they make that available in SP and also add pool.

[QUOTE=Everything;47712493]The first player to enter a zone and the car they are driving dictates the cars that will appear in that zone. A second player who enters the zone will not change it, nor will any further ones. Once all players leave a zone, the vehicle table for that zone is dumped, and will be rebuilt according to the next player to enter it. IE, it doesn't matter if you're driving a Futo, as long as you weren't the first person to enter that zone after the table was dumped, or the first person to enter that zone wasn't driving something that causes the Futo to spawn, you won't see any other Futos.[/QUOTE] Makes sense to me.

For reference, the exact size of a "zone" varies, depending mostly on the density which is intended to spawn there. Inner city has the most and the smallest zones, while the countryside has the largest and fewest. The largest zones in the city are the docks (Simeon vehicle dropoff point) and the airport, which is why those are often the best ones to camp for vehicles you want, particularly the Futo and Phoenix.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47712502]I'm thinking of getting a Trainer to try some things in Singleplayer, do they require altering any game files to install and are they easy to remove? I'd probably disconnect my internet before modifying, using, and restoring the game too, to be safe.[/QUOTE] those are all extremely unnecessary things to do the trainer works by dropping some files in the directory and removing them if you dont want them currently its impossible to go online with the trainer unless you're using one with a bypass

[QUOTE=WillerinV1.02;47712562]those are all extremely unnecessary things to do the trainer works by dropping some files in the directory and removing them if you dont want them currently its impossible to go online with the trainer unless you're using one with a bypass[/QUOTE] I just want to be safe, there's a lot of uproar about being being banned for various types of mods, regardless of singleplayer or multiplayer.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47711873]Rockstar is retarded for not having the police work this way. Like, seriously, they don't know how to balance the cops correctly and I have a feeling of pretentiousness coming from from R* from the way that people have complained about it and them not changing it.[/QUOTE] It's really bad how psychic the cops are, on a sort of "Why did they think this is okay" level, silencers don't do anything, and you get stars for no reason.

[QUOTE=Zeos;47712636]It's really bad how psychic the cops are, on a sort of "Why did they think this is okay" level, silencers don't do anything, and you get stars for no reason.[/QUOTE] My only problem with them is if they didn't see it was you who threw a stickybomb (or set a carbomb), they instantly know it was you and exactly where you are when you set it off.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47711771][url]https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/rebalanced-authority[/url][/QUOTE] Fantastic mod. Has already made going on small killing sprees more enjoyable.

[QUOTE=Zeos;47712636]It's really bad how psychic the cops are, on a sort of "Why did they think this is okay" level, silencers don't do anything, and you get stars for no reason.[/QUOTE] Cops are just bullshit, i was sat on the desert airfeild in passive mode waiting for my mate to land a titan when a bunch of RDM'ers turned up and circle jerked one another with heavy artillery while i was reading some stuff on steam overlay, when all of a sudden I'm seeing bullets spray my car in the background. When i closed steam i had a 5 star wanted level. At no point did any player come near me or my car, all the players died and the cops tried and murder me for being a witness. Another time i was walking across a road after a shootout and a civilian got spooked and ran me over in front of a cop car, zero fucks given, then before i could get up the cop car runs me over and gave me a 1 star wanted level. Thankfully though they parked their car on my head killing me so it evened itself out i guess.

I've saved a few clips where the police would literally run me over, reverse, drive over me again then get out and shoot me to death because I got a star for it.

I hope they add the payphone missions again. those were fun.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47712502]I'm thinking of getting a Trainer to try some things in Singleplayer, do they require altering any game files to install and are they easy to remove? I'd probably disconnect my internet before modifying, using, and restoring the game too, to be safe.[/QUOTE] Trainers do not modify files

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47712786]Trainers do not modify files[/QUOTE] Anyone got any recommendations?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47712763]I really miss some of the wackier characters that gave you missions in past GTAs. In this game it seems like there's only a handful of mission givers, but in SA, you had crazy hippie, blind mafia man, that guy from vice city, O G LOC, and of course the main grove street characters. Gta5 is like [sp]micheals family, lamar, trevor, FIB, lester, repeat [/sp] If I'm forgetting any, it's because they really weren't that memorable! Excluding the side missions of course! Those have some great GTA characters.[/QUOTE] there's nothing wrong with having a tight cast of characters with that said GTA5 could've easily been twice as long as it was; there was a ton of unresolved tension left at the end, and 90% of the game world was not utilized at all

I wish they'd add beards to the Barber shop in Online. like real ass beards.