Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;47734261]I think I just unlocked a new mini-game in GTA Online. I was driving around Vinewood Hills (a little close to Los Santos Customs) when suddenly I saw a parked Turret-Insurgent with a guy inside. He honked at me as I passed him, so I just got in and the game started. (He was a completely stranger though). He drove me around the city while I had to shoot at players and keep the police away from us. I killed like 8 or 10 players in a single streak till we both got blown up by an ISIS Minivan.[/QUOTE] If it was a PostOP Boxville, it might have been me.

What's the point in one-on-one DM? Like, if other players can interrupt it, why start one? Rockstar you idiots. [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] I've come to the conclusion that online is literally full of cancer. I'll just stick to modding singleplayer, thanks. If I had to describe online, it'd be like having a great cake, while getting numerous small cuts on your extremities every time you take a bite.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47734363]What's the point in one-on-one DM? Like, if other players can interrupt it, why start one? Rockstar you idiots. [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] I've come to the conclusion that online is literally full of cancer. I'll just stick to modding singleplayer, thanks. If I had to describe online, it'd be like having a great cake, while getting numerous small cuts on your extremities every time you take a bite.[/QUOTE] It's best to just play with friends or by yourself in an invite only session.

Just came out of a session where people were randomly exploding and getting wanted stars for no reason, even in passive. It was entirely anonymous too (no special message, just <player> died), so there was nobody to report. Whoever it was didn't mess with their level or do anything else suspicious to give themselves away.

They have a way to not show up on the map and player list in my experience. I've had too many sessions where random shit will happen from seemingly no source, then after they get bored and leave the session it will show someone left that never appeared on the map/scoreboard.

[t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/36371582207640441/E96F94EF0D1EA75047FEE8190F2E4D5133525160/[/t] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2UO0-pE9T4[/media] i cri evertim

Finally decided to get rid of my worthless Duke O Death. I still can't get over the fact that Rockstar didn't even remove it from people's garages, but just decided to troll people by making it explode every time you get in. I payed for the game twice, partially because I thought I was going to get some extra goodies for ONLINE like the Duke O Death, but nope, they just HAD to make it a single player only vehicle.

New supercar, new love. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/Hqf7xIl8sU28eHBSKkDxXQ_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/EUHs5CdnpUGbzb40paFXHg_0_0.jpg[/t]

[IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/se.png[/IMG] / 10 [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] Paint it dark steel and call it black metal

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;47734619]New supercar, new love. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/Hqf7xIl8sU28eHBSKkDxXQ_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/EUHs5CdnpUGbzb40paFXHg_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Only losers get the good expensive cars. All the cool kids get the really cheap ones not because we're poor but because we're too cool. [sp];([/sp]

My only super is the Voltic, got it because a friend let me test drive his and I loved how it felt. I might get the Entity, Vacca or even Infernus sometime way later.

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;47734619]New supercar, new love. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/Hqf7xIl8sU28eHBSKkDxXQ_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/EUHs5CdnpUGbzb40paFXHg_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] neons on a supercar? are you insane

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;47734796]neons on a supercar? are you insane[/QUOTE] ever since neons were added, I put them on all of my vehicles.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyabiLNfjQw[/media] Seems I'm unbanned now :v: Anyone up for heists

[QUOTE=Neddy;47734836][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyabiLNfjQw[/media] Seems I'm unbanned now :v: Anyone up for heists[/QUOTE] I just woke up, I'm in. Also how do other people with a R9 290 deal with the BSoD's? I get at least one a day and its getting really annoying

[QUOTE=Timezbrick;47734858]I just woke up, I'm in. Also how do other people with a R9 290 deal with the BSoD's? I get at least one a day and its getting really annoying[/QUOTE] I... had those for the first week or two when I built my new PC last year, but they stopped. I can't remember if I did anything to stop them, or if they stopped on their own. I haven't had a bsod since then though. I know it's dumb to ask, but are your drivers updated?

I hope they add more hair options for girl characters in the future. pretty much all of the haircuts for male characters look cool, but for female characters, there's like two that look good.

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;47734796]neons on a supercar? are you insane[/QUOTE] yes, yes I am

[QUOTE=Kiamberm;47734880]I... had those for the first week or two when I built my new PC last year, but they stopped. I can't remember if I did anything to stop them, or if they stopped on their own. I haven't had a bsod since then though. I know it's dumb to ask, but are your drivers updated?[/QUOTE] I'm using the latest non-beta drivers, the beta ones would guarantee 2 BSoD's a day. Now I get 1 a day, some times 2 First I would get them at complete random, there could be weeks between each BSoD and now they concur every day.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47734901]I hope they add more hair options for girl characters in the future. pretty much all of the haircuts for male characters look cool, but for female characters, there's like two that look good.[/QUOTE] More haircuts for both genders would be nice. The variety is a bit lacking for male characters too.

[QUOTE=Timezbrick;47734930]I'm using the latest non-beta drivers, the beta ones would guarantee 2 BSoD's a day. Now I get 1 a day, some times 2 First I would get them at complete random, there could be weeks between each BSoD and now they concur every day.[/QUOTE] Odd. Mine were caused by flash player, seemingly randomly. Is your card still under warranty? It might be worth sending it in for repairs or replacement.

[QUOTE=Kiamberm;47734942]Odd. Mine were caused by flash player, seemingly randomly. Is your card still under warranty? It might be worth sending it in for repairs or replacement.[/QUOTE] I should check that, got it last year. Also getting Bad-sport penalty's because your game crashed/got a BSoD. Thanks R*

Pretty sure it's been done before, but I decided to make my Bifta look like RC from Toy Story [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/T3uHbgMhBE6Baj1hC1WwiQ_0_0.jpg[/t] [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RFUufFqCL.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47734901]I hope they add more hair options for girl characters in the future. pretty much all of the haircuts for male characters look cool, but for female characters, there's like two that look good.[/QUOTE] There's only about 3 hair cuts for males that don't look retarded/like a 40 year olds hairstyle.

Just crashed again during a mission, Bad sports here I come. :(

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;47732759]So I made a poorly edited video of some random moments (mostly of peeps getting wrecked) I had with some FAPS crew members the other day. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44BSCF4PxKc[/media] I'm slowly getting better at editing I guess.[/QUOTE] Have you recorded our "Sad Elephant Horns"? :v:

[video=youtube;nIduFHfTZJQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIduFHfTZJQ[/video]

Is anyone having issues connection to Online? It always times me out.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47735596]Is anyone having issues connection to Online? It always times me out.[/QUOTE] every single session i have been in today has just been a lagfest

[QUOTE=ashrobhoy;47735637]every single session i have been in today has just been a lagfest[/QUOTE] I was fine when I played in the morning. But since I came back from lunch I can't connect.