Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;47738472]The default control scheme is only bad if you can't work more than one hand at once.[/QUOTE] ... Or if you totally lack a numpad, in which case it is the worst sort of bad: literally unusable. [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] It's not just people with gaming notebooks, some desktop peripheral makers are chopping the numpad off as well, unless you buy their high-end gaming keyboard that costs $80 more.

There's keyboards without numpads?

Most ergonomic keyboards lack them, as well as wireless ones and many included with new PCs.

[QUOTE=Everything;47738658]Most ergonomic keyboards lack them, as well as wireless ones and many included with new PCs.[/QUOTE] Must some really shitty cheap "ergonomic" keyboards then.

[T]http://i.imgur.com/g0VHyvF.jpg[/T] THREE DAYS OF HEISTS WITH PUBBIES I WANT TO HURT SOMETHING EDIT: I'M FUCKING FREEEE

I'm being serious though I never heard of keyboards without numpads until now

It's mostly PC makers trying to ape Apple and over-simplify their product, as gross an idea as that is for a lot of people.

Compact keyboards lack them too, a lot of mechanical keyboards are compact nowadays.

I personally own one of these, custom built with all specs maximum possible for the case: [t]http://i.imgur.com/H0xMj30.png[/t] (Cyberpower PC Xplorer X3-9100) Were my work and certification situation conducive to having a desktop and a laptop, I would, but they aren't (I'm out of the house on call more often than not, and I have to bring my main machine with me frequently), so I had to compromise and put both my livelihood and gaming on one machine. Has absolutely no trouble with any games I've run yet, so don't start preaching about these things being underpowered by any stretch. Literally the only genuine problem I've had yet as far as gaming goes is GTAV assuming I have a numpad because I play PC games. That's it.

Getting live stream up and running and will be hosting private session for all sorts of shenanigans. Feel free to send me an add on SC "Delta_616" and "The Gubefather" on steam. [url]http://www.twitch.tv/thegubefather[/url]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;47738677]I'm being serious though I never heard of keyboards without numpads until now[/QUOTE] Some newer keyboards are build as TKL [ten key-less], or tournament editions. The idea being that when you are at a lan, or tournament, you only have a small amount of space between you and the person next to you, so removing the numpad give you a little extra elbow room, or mouse space. I have a small desk so ive been considering buying one.

[QUOTE=Shotz;47738620]So we found an exploit to get into the bridge next to the police station (the one in Prison Break). [t]http://i.imgur.com/Uj0UuzF.jpg[/t] And we also put bounties on ourselves.[/QUOTE] I can't seem to get the glitch to consistently perform. How do you do it?

[QUOTE=Zadrave;47738677]I'm being serious though I never heard of keyboards without numpads until now[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ePe5Bt8.png[/IMG]

Thats the most compact keyboard ive ever seen

[QUOTE=Shotz;47738620]So we found an exploit to get into the bridge next to the police station (the one in Prison Break). [t]http://i.imgur.com/Uj0UuzF.jpg[/t] And we also put bounties on ourselves.[/QUOTE] Someone could've drove up in a car with a remote bomb (IIRC explosion damage breaches walls) and become very wealthy very quickly.

[QUOTE=Killbane;47738806]Thats the most compact keyboard ive ever seen[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2yeC4QD.jpg[/IMG] These exist, but I'm not that crazy [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RVYFFjf.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dJFf3do.jpg[/IMG] :v:

Now thats overkill, typing on that dewpoulkj ber lkikiew rtthias

[QUOTE=1112e;47738817][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RVYFFjf.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] A service unit at my old work (a tiny PC meant to connect to and diagnose servers) had something like this. Just thinking about it makes my hands hurt.

Feel like i'm seriously missing something with the bicycles in this game, what are the controls for them for M+KB specifically sprinting? People on faq boards are saying you can tap a button to pedal faster, i'm trying all kinds of shit and races are still relaxed peddling

Another pet hate of mine is the random AI bounty's. Said before I'm not interested in RDM on the hub world it's just bloody tedious, so i grab one of the cars for Simeon to go sell and a few seconds after stealing it i get a 9k bounty on my head and it takes me out of passive mode. I open the map knowing full well whats coming, 4 or so players B line across the map to me for the bounty naturally all in an armoured Kumra, i fend them off for a while but eventually i get killed because i didn't bring my insurgent out and was otherwise on foot. I end up getting dragged into the fucking death match bullshit lose the car i wanted and was unable to find another one. At the same time I'd just bought Armour and was waiting for a heist so i had to make yet another bloody trip to the store to get more but this was not before i got killed a few more times because i couldn't enable passive mode while dead. And this was all because the game decided to dump me out of our private session at the end of a set up and put me in a public without bloody telling me. This fucking game. I'm aware people like the bounty system thats fine, make it optional cause i have no interest in chasing bounties nor reciving one.

[QUOTE=The Rizzler;47738873]Feel like i'm seriously missing something with the bicycles in this game, what are the controls for them for M+KB specifically sprinting? People on faq boards are saying you can tap a button to pedal faster, i'm trying all kinds of shit and races are still relaxed peddling[/QUOTE] Caps Lock to pedal fast. For... reasons? The stock keyboard controls of GTAV are really weird in some situations.

[QUOTE=Everything;47738891]Caps Lock to pedal fast. For... reasons? The stock keyboard controls of GTAV are really weird in some situations.[/QUOTE] Oh, good. I was fucking jumping the bike and leaning forwards to get a boost. Thank fuck there's a peddle button

[img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543026540289984383/82D08E7F78DDE238553D6D500C90B0CFBC92E4AD/[/img_thumb] While using the glitch under the bridge, we gathered even more FAPS under it!

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47738776][QUOTE=Shotz;47738620]So we found an exploit to get into the bridge next to the police station (the one in Prison Break). [t]http://i.imgur.com/Uj0UuzF.jpg[/t] And we also put bounties on ourselves.[/QUOTE] I can't seem to get the glitch to consistently perform. How do you do it?[/QUOTE] Oh god I just tried this and a hacker just exploded me when he realized he couldn't get to me lol [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Critz2;47738951][img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543026540289984383/82D08E7F78DDE238553D6D500C90B0CFBC92E4AD/[/img_thumb] While using the glitch under the bridge, we gathered even more FAPS under it![/QUOTE] I need to join this server you're on. Too bad the P2P is shit.

[QUOTE=Critz2;47738951][img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543026540289984383/82D08E7F78DDE238553D6D500C90B0CFBC92E4AD/[/img_thumb] While using the glitch under the bridge, we gathered even more FAPS under it![/QUOTE] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0j72BLqlhkmEYzP-iVyLZw_0_0.jpg[/t] :v:

[img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/36371582210822562/7D6ADE4426B03CFA18285A282FCE538E91AD76D3/[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/36371582210823154/398C70E6F632A4D304643E1CCA0B84C9C6B4B6D1/[/img_thumb] That was fun

How do you all meetup like that? Do you guys just piggyback off of friend invites and invite as many people as you can?

My schedule sucks and I'm rarely on before 10pm US EST so I never get to partake in these huge crew parties [img]http://i.imgur.com/Mk6aUd7.gif[/img] [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] Always end up stuck in some french or chinese-speaking lobby or one where I'm exploding constantly for no reason

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47739229]How do you all meetup like that? Do you guys just piggyback off of friend invites and invite as many people as you can?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Delta616;47738746]Getting live stream up and running and will be hosting private session for all sorts of shenanigans. Feel free to send me an add on SC "Delta_616" and "The Gubefather" on steam. [url]http://www.twitch.tv/thegubefather[/url][/QUOTE] I organize meetups like this. We're goin all night on this one tonight.

Oh, this going on right now?