Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

I really hope we get some good new content soon. I'd like to see a good heavy duty revolver added to the pistols. Slow, accurate, heavy damage. No good for most drive-bys, but it'll blow the head off a guy from two blocks away. That and a flame thrower. Why would you not have a flamethrower? Fuck, the damn trainers can make a chicken breathe flames, why can't Rockstar make a flamethrower?

Sounds good but I did rather have them fix a butt load of other issues first.

"loading online"

[QUOTE=Super2Donny;47743415]has anyone ever encountered this glitch where you can only see your own chat and you look like a fool talking to yourself[/QUOTE] I feel like that in most lobbies, seeing people never respond to me half the time...

i read somewhere that there is possibly a new island dlc which was confirmed by that guy who has predicted alot of stuff upto now,

How do I prevent stored cars from disappearing in GTA V SP? Using any other cars than the personal vehicles seems to be just useless in this game because the cars just disappear if you park them anywhere else than garages. If you're lucky they get impounded.

[QUOTE=Sir_takeslot;47743380]You can just buy the Rumpo. It's only like 14k or something.[/QUOTE] you just get a weasel news van, we tried buying it like 9 times

Sounds like they accidentally changed the default decal from empty to news van.

So I was driving around in Single Player after the [sp]Merry Weather Heist[/sp] as Michael and found Trevor... [t]http://i.imgur.com/nWe73dd.jpg[/t] God damn it T.

[QUOTE=Shotz;47744277]So I was driving around in Single Player after the [sp]Merry Weather Heist[/sp] as Michael and found Trevor... [t]http://i.imgur.com/nWe73dd.jpg[/t] God damn it T.[/QUOTE] I didnt know Trevor was a prostitute

[QUOTE=ashrobhoy;47744061]i read somewhere that there is possibly a new island dlc which was confirmed by that guy who has predicted alot of stuff upto now,[/QUOTE] If you're talking about what funmw2 found, it's not for a new area. He originally thought that, but realized that it wasn't the case. Here is a link to his post on Reddit, I strongly suggest not clicking this link if you haven't finished the story mode and maybe the GTAO heists. Also this could possibly spoil the DLC if it is in fact a real thing. [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/chiliadmystery/comments/367fcl/gta_5_online_heists_new_dlc_leaks_the_clifford/crbqfsc"]Source on /r/chiliadmystery[/URL]

okay so what's the deal with randoms and killing the tellers in pac standard every time i've tried it one of the team mates just fucking executes a teller for no specific reason i wouldn't mind that much if it didn't trigger FUCKING SWATS EVERYWHERE OH GOD THEY CAN DRIVE BY YOUR FACE IN PLEASE STOP THIS PAIN

[t]http://puu.sh/hQXqk/86188c1190.jpg[/t] How I can fix this issue? It seems to happen only to windows and doors.

[QUOTE=KillerKo4565;47744414][t]http://puu.sh/hQXqk/86188c1190.jpg[/t] How I can fix this issue? It seems to happen only to windows and doors.[/QUOTE] Are you running in directx 10?

[QUOTE=simkas;47744419]Are you running in directx 10?[/QUOTE] I'm using directx 10.1 [editline]17th May 2015[/editline] switching to directx 11 made it look worse [t]http://puu.sh/hQYM0/23f88fdf16.jpg[/t] help?

Does anyone else have this? After I die or when I'm in a mission, I sometimes have this rectangle around me following my character. I suspect that it's a triggerbox a but seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to see it. [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-05-09_0000352xyd.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-04-26_00008ojye6.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=DMGaina;47744505]Does anyone else have this? After I die or when I'm in a mission, I sometimes have this rectangle around me following my character. I suspect that it's a triggerbox a but seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to see it. [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-05-09_0000352xyd.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-04-26_00008ojye6.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] change your shadow softness setting

[QUOTE=DMGaina;47744505]Does anyone else have this? After I die or when I'm in a mission, I sometimes have this rectangle around me following my character. I suspect that it's a triggerbox a but seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to see it. [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-05-09_0000352xyd.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://abload.de/img/2015-04-26_00008ojye6.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] I sometimes rarely ever see that and it usually just goes away when you leave the area. no big deal.

So I just got money rained on me today. Immediatly left, had to blow someone up because they were chasing me for the money in my wallet(about 1.4 million) and then I left after taking screenshots of before and after with my bank statement. I reported it and hopefully I don't get banned for it.

"suspicious" is a censored word

Muslim and Jew are also censored but not Christian Thanks r(acist)*

[QUOTE=Shotz;47744799]Muslim and Jew are also censored but not Christian Thanks r(acist)*[/QUOTE] Racist is also censored

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47744905]Golfcourse is censored Do you know how difficult it is to ask people to meet me at the golf course?[/QUOTE] Okay I'm just wondering how any part of that word is offensive.

Are you guys just joking now?

I don't think people usually bring tanks to funerals. [t]http://i.imgur.com/q24hmEL.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Shalaska;47744969]Okay I'm just wondering how any part of that word is offensive.[/QUOTE] I can't believe I had to look up golf course on urban dictionary. [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Golf+Course"]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Golf+Course[/URL] Even then it still seems just random. [editline]Edit:[/editline] This censor makes the one Runescape uses look like nothing, and even Jagex allowed for the ability to toggle it off a couple years ago because they realized some of their playerbase is over the age of 7.

[QUOTE=kimr120;47744970]Are you guys just joking now?[/QUOTE] Nope, here's the whole list [url]http://m.imgur.com/opoSDoB[/url]

[QUOTE=Shotz;47745025]Nope, here's the whole list [url]http://m.imgur.com/opoSDoB[/url][/QUOTE] "buttpirate" is banned but "asspirate" isn't?

Also hotmail is banned but not gmail [editline]17th May 2015[/editline] It's not even a euphemism for anything, I checked

[QUOTE=Everything;47745162]Also hotmail is banned but not gmail [editline]17th May 2015[/editline] It's not even a euphemism for anything, I checked[/QUOTE] "look at my hotmail genitals"