Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite
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Why don't they just do a fucking Toon Town and only let people pick from predetermined words or phrases?
[editline]17th May 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jarokwa;47745254]Censoring words in a GTA game is fucking retarded anyway tbh[/QUOTE]
Singleplayer: Stomp a man's brains out after fucking his girlfriend, showing no remorse.
Multiplayer: Oops! I said a naughty word!
Rockstar is like a strict parent that makes us wear knee pads, elbow pads, helmet, and a chastity belt just to cross the street, and if we try to take it off, we get grounded.
Okay, something that's REALLY starting to get on my nerves...
In singleplayer when you buy a car part you apparently have it forever, and can reapply it to that car whenever you want for free. In multiplayer it still costs money every single time. WHY?
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47745280]Rockstar is like a strict parent that makes us wear knee pads, elbow pads, helmet, and a chastity belt just to cross the street,[/QUOTE]
and meanwhile on that street, there's people fucking, people shouting "cheesy vaginas", several dead police officers, NWA blaring from a flaming supercar, etc
What progress has been had with the multiplayer rebuild mods? I've not kept too up to date with them.
[QUOTE=RedStar;47745349]and meanwhile on that street, there's people fucking, people shouting "cheesy vaginas", several dead police officers, NWA blaring from a flaming supercar, etc[/QUOTE]
and some guy in voice chat erotically meowing
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[sp]I speak from personal experience...[/sp]
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;47745393]and some guy in voice chat erotically meowing
[editline]17th May 2015[/editline]
[sp]I speak from personal experience...[/sp][/QUOTE]
[I]" I'm being ironically creepy. Isn't that funny, guys? I'm funny, right? Why aren't any of you laughing? Please validate my existence, somebody... "
[/I]The wordless voice of social desperation uttered by the actions of players with creeper gimmicks.
So, how long does support usually take to respond? It's been over a day since I've sent in my ticket about the whatever something fucking up and putting the mods i bought on a different car and I've not gotten a response. Not that I'm expecting a speedy response really.
[QUOTE=Hey I'm Grump;47745429]So, how long does support usually take to respond? It's been over a day since I've sent in my ticket about the whatever something fucking up and putting the mods i bought on a different car and I've not gotten a response. Not that I'm expecting a speedy response really.[/QUOTE]
If they respond, they respond with generic paragraphs. Don't even bother.
Man, Chop had some seriously spicy food.
[IMG]http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9124/ncZQbW6oCkeAk5iMzbW0GQ/0_0.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Hey I'm Grump;47745429]So, how long does support usually take to respond? It's been over a day since I've sent in my ticket about the whatever something fucking up and putting the mods i bought on a different car and I've not gotten a response. Not that I'm expecting a speedy response really.[/QUOTE]
I sent my email 2 weeks ago and I have yet to see anything. I'm starting to doubt whether or not I even mailed the right address. At this point I'd accept 500k to replace the cars I lost (a modified Sultan and modified Mesa).
Rockstar just tries to make GTA Online more social by forcing everyone to talk over the microphone instead of typing.
[QUOTE=Zombiespeed;47745477]Rockstar just tries to make GTA Online more social by forcing everyone to talk over the microphone instead of typing.[/QUOTE]
Except that just means every other lobby you'll encounter someone who does nothing but tell people on mic to shut the fuck up.
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Person: "You seem new to PC and the whole voice chat thing. Do you know what Skype is?"
Me: "First, rude. I've been playing PC games since DOS. Second, the game has built in voice chat, so why should I use another program to talk to people in the same game as me?"
Person: "No but use Skype though, don't be a noob."
These people can fuck off too.
I was hosting a setup mission for the prison break heist and once the 3 other players joined (including two faps fellows), I clicked play, just to get kicked from the lobby because there "wasn't enough players". What the fuck.
Thank you Rockstar. Thanks to your incompetence, the heists are absolutely not fun to play and I'm still stuck at the prison break since PS3.
[QUOTE=Bullet100;47744566]I sometimes rarely ever see that and it usually just goes away when you leave the area. no big deal.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't really bother me either but barely anyone ever talks about this so I found this really weird.
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;47744510]change your shadow softness setting[/QUOTE]
I have it on the highest setting with NVIDIA PCSS and I also encountered those on Very High with "Softest" aswell... I am not sure if it disappears with sharp and I doubt that it has anything to do with the shadows.
Clearly this is a projection used for debugging or visualizing some trigger that we are not supposed to see in the first place.
[QUOTE=DMGaina;47745618]It doesn't really bother me either but barely anyone ever talks about this so I found this really weird.
I have it on the highest setting with NVIDIA PCSS and I also encountered those on Very High with "Softest" aswell... I am not sure if it disappears with sharp and I doubt that it has anything to do with the shadows.
Clearly this is a projection used for debugging or visualizing some trigger that we are not supposed to see in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Do you have extended shadow distance turned up, even by a few bars? I've noticed the cascaded shadow level of detail 'bubble' lowers as you make the extended shadow distance higher and makes things like this more noticeable too along the way. It's like some weird side effect where the shadow render distance increases but the level of detail bubble distance decreases. I had this issue too until I lowered down my shadow distance from the advanced settings, making the weird square disappear and the uncanny shadow transitions less noticeable.
[vid]https://fat.gfycat.com/DistortedSerpentineAltiplanochinchillamouse.webm[/vid]
[QUOTE=Shotz;47745025]Nope, here's the whole list
[url]http://m.imgur.com/opoSDoB[/url][/QUOTE]
Playstation? Vtech? what the fuck?
Why does a game that features murder, crime, and prostitution have a swear filter????????????
[QUOTE=Everything;47740898]Hazzahardie or whoever it was who had a Gordon Freeman character needs to get a bodyless dune buggy and a Sabre Turbo painted yellow with a green stripe.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5i2POYv.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lnURmYO.jpg[/IMG]
Is there a beater of the Sabre? That'd be even better.[/QUOTE]
Don't have a Sabre Turbo. But I do have the Dune Buggy and a black Mesa
[img]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3FCRLjKOCUSowEJsYwm7_A_0_0.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Shotz;47745025]Nope, here's the whole list
[url]http://m.imgur.com/opoSDoB[/url][/QUOTE]
That's from 4 weeks ago. It was recently updated with more. Tomorrow I will get the updated list.
[QUOTE=ashrobhoy;47744758]"suspicious" is a censored word[/QUOTE]
su[B]spic[/B]ious
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47744905]Golfcourse is censored
Do you know how difficult it is to ask people to meet me at the golf course?[/QUOTE]
Golfcou[B]rs[/B]e (Rockstar, in case of people calling themselves admins)
It's like how Dark Souls had so many people with "K***ht" because 'nig' was banned, no one could call themselves 'Dead' either, because 'ead'.
I have no words....
This shit happens to me many times,
[video=youtube;HJr3fhWPXac]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJr3fhWPXac[/video]
and here is another example:
[video=youtube;Iad5gye0icA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iad5gye0icA[/video]
Stuff like this happens to me once every three days at minimum.
This isn't happening for everyone - right? :v:
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;47745828]Don't have a Sabre Turbo. But I do have the Dune Buggy and a black Mesa
[img]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3FCRLjKOCUSowEJsYwm7_A_0_0.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You also need an Insurgent with dark gray-blue pearlescent.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/FHAmB83.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;47745950]su[B]spic[/B]ious
Golfcou[B]rs[/B]e (Rockstar, in case of people calling themselves admins)
It's like how Dark Souls had so many people with "K***ht" because 'nig' was banned, no one could call themselves 'Dead' either, because 'ead'.[/QUOTE]
God forbid any mothers get offended by their children seeing such abhorrent words
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I mean ab***rent
alright so I know this tip has probably been posted somewhere before but I can't find it, and I'm guessing my googling is too specific cause I can't find it through searches either but
if the pilot during the prison break heist finale knows how to trail behind the jets, how exactly do the you help out the ground team in the prison while in the buzzard? each time I attempt it I get shot down by homing missiles.
[QUOTE=ehheh;47746057]alright so I know this tip has probably been posted somewhere before but I can't find it, and I'm guessing my googling is too specific cause I can't find it through searches either but
if the pilot during the prison break heist finale knows how to trail behind the jets, how exactly do the you help out the ground team in the prison while in the buzzard? each time I attempt it I get shot down by homing missiles.[/QUOTE]
You stay outside of prison perimeter, missiles will lock onto swat units and buzzard pilot can shoot rockets at them.
How to put a makeshift siren on your car:
> Choose one of the low/mid consistent tone horns
> Hold down the horn while driving up to or past another player
> Doppler effect will make it raise and then lower in pitch, sounding like a siren
I will bitch again about how the P2P system is goddamn terrible.
[QUOTE=TrafficMan;47745984]God forbid any mothers get offended by their children seeing such abhorrent words
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I mean ab***rent[/QUOTE]
at that point they're just being overly paranoid for no reason
