Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=TrafficMan;47754483]I'm not trying to brag about my computer being good or anything but this literally looks like a different game to me[/QUOTE] It looks better in motion :v:

why is every pub im matched with for a heist unable to speak english they're always russians or chinese and i cant understand anything they say

id actually almost consider buying a dlc that skipped lester's bullshit before setup missions and heists

[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;47754576]why is every pub im matched with for a heist unable to speak english they're always russians or chinese and i cant understand anything they say[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it throws you into the first session available rather than taking anything like ping or geographical location into consideration. I can't count the amount of times I've been stuck in with Chinese people who are teleporting around because the lag is so bad.

I join a lobby where people are complaining about not being able to kill someone Not even six seconds after asking "Is there a modder in the lobby?", all of the doors, the hood, the trunk and everything else falls off of my car. And then I exploded. Well that answers that pretty quickly.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47752947]Shotz for the worst heist crew member there ever was.[/QUOTE] :(

I wanted to do a couple integrity tests to see the strength of some of the best cars in the game. So I gathered a Speedo (Van), Armoured Kuruma, and Insurgent, and parked them opposite of my Technical. After the first two vehicles, I hopped off the gun to move the Technical for a better shot on the Insurgent. That's when my friend jumped on the gun and wanted to shoot, I warned them that it was an expensive vehicle, but they didn't seem too phased, so I let them shoot. After it exploded she exclaims "16 thousand!?", I tried to reply "I told you it was the most expensive premium in the game", but their only response was an emphasized [i]"16 thousand?[/i]" before killing me with the turret. I had mentioned my Insurgent had a $16,875 premium previously, but apparently she never actually listened when I did, so I assumed she knew :v: Anyway, if anyone is interested in the actual results: Vapid Speedo (van): 6 seconds of sustained fire to the side panels. This was just the control vehicle. Karin Kuruma (armored): ~15 seconds before doors broke off, turned gun toward engine. 30 seconds total. HVY Insurgent (SUV): ~30 seconds sustained fire on the side doors before gunner decided it was taking too long and targeted the engine. ~49 seconds total. I still wonder how long it would take to kill an Insurgent without the bonus damage though.

How do I report people?

So can anyone here convince me of a reason to get the Technical instead of the Insurgent? I kind of want to get the Technical, but it just seems like the Insurgent is the better choice.

Does the Technical have the heavy armor icon on the map? There might be an advantage to it in the form of surprise if not.

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;47755146]So can anyone here convince me of a reason to get the Technical instead of the Insurgent? I kind of want to get the Technical, but it just seems like the Insurgent is the better choice.[/QUOTE] For ISIS roleplay obviously

[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;47755146]So can anyone here convince me of a reason to get the Technical instead of the Insurgent? I kind of want to get the Technical, but it just seems like the Insurgent is the better choice.[/QUOTE] You get what you pay for, the Technical is cheaper and looks cooler. I think it's slightly underpowered personally, the Insurgent overshadows it in most ways, the Technical doesn't even have bulletproof tires or a gun shield. The Technical's gun might do more damage, but I have no evidence of that. I got the Technical because I wanted the Insurgent SUV for my garage, and I wanted an armed vehicle as well. Rather than buy an one vehicle, I got two.

GTAV has almost outsold all of WIIU's Retail Software Worldwide LTD. That's just insane, and kind of sad for Nintendo at the same time.

[QUOTE=Luxuria;47755116]How do I report people?[/QUOTE] Pause, Online, Players, select someone's name and there should be a Report option.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;47755263]Pause, Online, Players, select someone's name and there should be a Report option.[/QUOTE] I recall attempting to report a hacker on scene, but because he spawned explosions on me constantly I was unable to report him (in-game). If you die whilst writing/making a report it will cancel it and exit the menu screen.

[QUOTE=Shotz;47754982]:([/QUOTE] Don't fucking sadface me, you little shit. You know I'm right >:V

Ohh man I'm really fucking pissed right now. I spent 200K upgrading and insuring a Western Daemon, made sure I could store and save it, then it blows up once and I cant call mors to reclaim it...

It's a nice feeling, walking around LS as any one of the three protags, knowing that you can afford anything with over a billion dollars in each one's pocket. I'd call it a game breaking thing, but holy hell does it take a lot of work to get there. [editline] nope[/editline] Oh god help me, I just bought 4 Z-Types for the hell of it.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;47754861]id actually almost consider buying a dlc that skipped lester's bullshit before setup missions and heists[/QUOTE] If you're the host and you've finished the heist before, you can skip it.

[QUOTE=Saphirx;47755299]I recall attempting to report a hacker on scene, but because he spawned explosions on me constantly I was unable to report him (in-game). If you die whilst writing/making a report it will cancel it and exit the menu screen.[/QUOTE] You can enable passive mode while respawning by pressing tab I think, then make your report

Apparently the generic sports classic icon in the Social Club's garage tab has updated to this: [t]http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/images/games/GTAV/vehicles/garage/GenericSportsClassic.png[/t] Which people are saying resembles the car that was shown off in a recent announcement. I don't know if it was always like this or not, but if it was recently updated, it might mean that we'll be getting a content update very soon.

I wish there was more payout before the final heist. I didn't do the stock market stuff 'cause fuck me if I have even the slightest clue about how stock markets work. But it seems like Rockstar expected that to be the main source of income, because you practically get pennies until the final mission. The one mission that told me to invest in the Stock Market actually ended up with me losing half my investment instead of gaining. I'm still pretty annoyed that I had to buy my own Cargobob, even though lore wise Trevor has gone through up to [I]three[/I] of them. Base Invaders (Online), Cargobob (Offshore Method), Monkey Business. On another note, did GTA Wiki just change layout? I swear to fuck the pages got narrower and the font got larger when I clicked on a link to the Cargobob page, now all of them look like this. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Don't Starve wiki is changed too what the fuck? Am I going nuts here?

Is there any way I can get back my pre-order money bonus? I deleted my old character thinking i'd get it back on a new one but I didn't.

[QUOTE=Tobin;47755698]Is there any way I can get back my pre-order money bonus? I deleted my old character thinking i'd get it back on a new one but I didn't.[/QUOTE] Buy the game again [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Utilizing a time machine

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47755620]I wish there was more payout before the final heist. I didn't do the stock market stuff 'cause fuck me if I have even the slightest clue about how stock markets work. [/QUOTE] By the end of the game I had 42 million dollars (on each character), isn't that how much most made? I never invested in the stock market, I just did the heists.

[QUOTE=Tobin;47755698]Is there any way I can get back my pre-order money bonus? I deleted my old character thinking i'd get it back on a new one but I didn't.[/QUOTE] I don't think there's any legitimate way that Rockstar has set up, so I would suggest using a trainer or save editor. Just be sure that you get rid of whatever mods you use before you try to play an online character. If you ARE talking about an online character, well then, I'm afraid you're fucked. You should have put your money in the bank before deleting your character, the game does try to explain to you through tooltips/hints that your banked money is safe and shared between characters but your pocket money can be lost and/or stolen. You could try contacting Rockstar Support and perhaps they'll be sympathetic and do something for you. If it's some weird fluke where you deleted your character before you ever got the money, definitely contact support.

[QUOTE=RaTcHeT302;47755786]By the end of the game I had 42 million dollars (on each character), isn't that how much most made? I never invested in the stock market, I just did the heists.[/QUOTE] Yes, that's the most you can get but that's not enough to buy some of the properties. Seeing how cheating is okay in SP and I did givwe myself more money twice now without issues you can avoid the stock market bullshit. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] I'm also having an issue I have in most games that allow you to customize your clothing. It's silly but I can't hit the sweet spot between casual, serious and not too sexy outfit. Full suits are out of the picture because I don't like the ones for females and after doing a heist where I played with three players with male avatars that had the same haistyles, beards and suits I want to look a bit more unique.

[QUOTE=Reagy;47753310]Fully Electric Vehicles ingame: - Khamelion (its terrible) [/QUOTE] How so? I love my Khamelion, it looks badass and drives nicely as well.

Anyone else missing having a metal station like LCHC in IV? I know there's self radio as a workaround but aside from that there is like no metal in the game whatsoever... LA has quite large rock, hardcore and metal scenes too

[QUOTE=Judqment8;47756021]How so? I love my Khamelion, it looks badass and drives nicely as well.[/QUOTE] No Turbo, so terrible for using in races.