Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Judqment8;47756021]How so? I love my Khamelion, it looks badass and drives nicely as well.[/QUOTE] No turbo, terrible top speed, modded Dilettante goes faster etc.

a car that doesn't have turbo? thats pretty terrible

That's weird, just finished my 8th week of daily objectives and it only gave me the 100k for a week, not my 500k for a month.

How do you even do Daily Objectives? None of them work for me. Tells me to go to the Shooting Range, I do so, play a solo game, nothing happens. Tells me to cause havoc while I've bribed the cops, done so, nothing happens.

so i overheard on chat about some hacker in a guys house so i decided to pop in for a visit found this [thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/535145684701218895/0925B27756D28DC3ED7516AC4FB58FCE775B7EED/[/thumb]

Why in single player can I bunny hop higher and move faster on a bmx, but in multiplayer I'm slow and heavy?

Do you get banned if you're given money but don't report it?

[QUOTE=DarklytheGreat;47756326]so i overheard on chat about some hacker in a guys house so i decided to pop in for a visit found this [thumb]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/535145684701218895/0925B27756D28DC3ED7516AC4FB58FCE775B7EED/[/thumb][/QUOTE] What's the reasoning behind not putting wildlife in GTA:O? Having to sync animals for all players? Even then I would love a standalone hunting mini-game in a separate session [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;47756393]Do you get banned if you're given money but don't report it?[/QUOTE] No, but there's an off-chance Rockstar would ban you whether you report it or not

I wish the multiplayer had some wildlife, at least like the mountain lions and such. That was something I loved in Red Dead Redemption, me and a friend made it a regular game to instigate wild life attacks and then fight them off as much as we could.

[QUOTE=Oratrix;47756351]Why in single player can I bunny hop higher and move faster on a bmx, but in multiplayer I'm slow and heavy?[/QUOTE] Strength is kinda bugged in MP, that's the reason why.

My idea for fixing Online with mods: do it pretty much like GTA4 does. Considering they already have an "anticheat" that detects if you have mods running, just make it so your level and money won't update on their servers for the duration of that session, that way you could host private sessions with mods and fuck about with your friends all you wanted to without risking a ban or ruining R*'s game "balance"

[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;47756534]My idea for fixing Online with mods: do it pretty much like GTA4 does. Considering they already have an "anticheat" that detects if you have mods running, just make it so your level and money won't update on their servers for the duration of that session, that way you could host private sessions with mods and fuck about with your friends all you wanted to without risking a ban or ruining R*'s game "balance"[/QUOTE] Alternatively use this [URL]http://fivem.net/[/URL], which by the way now has a working server browser and a self-updating client. The progress these guys make is insane. It's based on SP so it doesn't have the restrictions Online has either (which I'm pretty sure existed only due to the last-gen versions) [URL]http://fivem.net/files/fivem.zip[/URL]

Kinda disappointed with the Hydra. I mean it has awesome handling and the best top speed of any vehicle in the game but for 3 Million I expected it to not fucking explode after 1 rocket. Also why is it a Pegasus vehicle? If you want to kill anyone on the ground with it, you're basically screwed because of the rocket launcher with autolock. People should have to pay insurance for it that way people wouldn't randomly shoot you down just because they can. Also no paint jobs, no crew symbol, no flares to defend from heat missiles and no second seat. And don't get me started on the useless emergency exit which only helps if you're high as fuck anyway. I mean it's still my favourite flyable in the game but for being the most expensive thing you can buy it's very lackluster.

I did a thing, was going to stabilize it so the wheels would be stationary but couldn't get it to look right, so there ya go [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm5YU7qEdfA[/media]

[QUOTE=The Saiko;47756675]Kinda disappointed with the Hydra.[/QUOTE] haha, welcome to heist vehicles, where everything explodes in one single hit of anything the award goes to the valkyrie and the savage for starting to smoke and malfunction after ONE PISTOL MAGAZINE by the way, i think there's something wrong with my bagger [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/EJM2N81NvEKgM8xES0RhUA_0_0.jpg[/t]

So many people seem to be constantly crashing. Played almost 200 hours with just 4 crashes, 2 immediately after opening the steam overlay (before it got fixed). I wonder what's causing the unstability some people experience. Also let's do a little survey: People with almost no problems rate agree. People with frequent crashing/freezing rate disagree.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47756846]Last time I tried to play, I spent 5 minute on initial loading, 2 minutes on loading GTAO, 2 minutes to join his server, and then "Error: Return to GTA V" I just shut that shit off, I'm not even going to deal with it anymore. The game is honestly not even worth it. I literally turned off my system and trimmed hedges with a non-electric trimmer because that seemed more appealing to me.[/QUOTE] Connect to GTA:O Wait for awhile. Timed out of loading session, oh okay, it'll just try loading a new Online session. Nope. Kicks you to Singleplayer. Wait. Press ALT, go to Online, again. Timed out, again. Go back to singleplayer. Try again. Got in. Try joining a heist, full. Kicks me into queue. Timed out of session. [B]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[/B]

I'm just sick of the fact that it forces you back to singleplayer. Is there any reason to not have a main menu? Or better yet, a main menu that doesn't force you into the game after a certain amount of time. I may just be ignorant of any options that change this, of course.

Is there any property in the desert? I want to feel at home. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Uberpro;47756595]Alternatively use this [URL]http://fivem.net/[/URL], which by the way now has a working server browser and a self-updating client. The progress these guys make is insane. It's based on SP so it doesn't have the restrictions Online has either (which I'm pretty sure existed only due to the last-gen versions) [URL]http://fivem.net/files/fivem.zip[/URL][/QUOTE] It keeps crashing for me before even loading the login screen, around the time the overlays for Social club and steam appear on screen.

The only problem I have is that sometimes gtao runs like utter shit and lags like a motherfucker, and other times it runs silky smooth with no problems.

[QUOTE=Reagy;47756145]No turbo, terrible top speed, modded Dilettante goes faster etc.[/QUOTE] Men, it still looks nice and it's a joy to drive. And no I'm not racing.

I decided to screw around with some textures. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/32994299697224242/AB32562E8005E19B462E42C231B9504FEF7E7982/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/32994299696715384/F17FF1C0AE4304DC1C4FED3CDF4D159CC74123B8/[/t] Rat loader looks pretty good when its not layered in dirt

I really wish there was a military version of the Patriot that looked like the original Humvee. Both a camo version that spawns in the military base instead of the jeeps and a "civilian" version that you could customize and store in your garage.

bumping [QUOTE=KillerKo4565;47749591]sorry for spamming this thread with this problem, but this is [i]extremely[/i] annoying [t]http://puu.sh/hRSYv/3ed2a64eff.jpg[/t] how the hell I can fix this? I'm using directx 11, sharp shadows and updated amd video drivers help[/QUOTE] seriously nobody can help me?

I honestly thought that was a zoomed out screenshot of starbound at first glance

[QUOTE=Judqment8;47757642]Men, it still looks nice and it's a joy to drive. And no I'm not racing.[/QUOTE] If you enjoy driving it, then drive it.

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;47757805]I really wish there was a military version of the Patriot that looked like the original Humvee. Both a camo version that spawns in the military base instead of the jeeps and a "civilian" version that you could customize and store in your garage.[/QUOTE] There's a picture of one on the Warstock website, so it seems like there was in fact going to be one at some point. Maybe it'll come back in an update some time. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] [IMG]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140526002555/gtawiki/images/7/7f/Patriot-GTAV-military.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;47757871]I honestly thought that was a zoomed out screenshot of starbound at first glance[/QUOTE] jokes aside, could someone help me about that graphical problem? I'm getting desperate about that

some of my favourite cars are some of the slowest in their respective classes. i don't care how fast they are that's what my designated 'fast cars' are for. the rest of my cars are for casual driving and fun

[QUOTE=ashrobhoy;47752668]You don't appear to be on my list But that does not mean you are not on any list which are being sold on shady fourms. I think everybody here is safe and not on this list.[/QUOTE] thanks for the heads up, fucking R* get your security together ffs.