Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

I know it'd be abused like crazy, but having an [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks5bzvT-D6I"]air horn horn[/URL] would be fun. [editline]t[/editline] [QUOTE=MarioInATopHat;47759286]and let it be known that driving a voltic is scary shit, it goes from 0 to rly fast rly quick without any sound[/QUOTE] If you haven't already, wait until you get engine 4 Turbo hardly matters when you only have one gear and can reach top speed in like two seconds.

Anyone know why FiveM won't work for me? If I drag the two downloaded files into the GTA directory then run them, it'll ask update and ask me to set the installation folder just fine. After that however, whenever I go to start it, it'll open two processes in taskman, bring up the spinning cursor, then close without a window ever appearing.

[QUOTE=TheAdmiester;47759307]Anyone know why FiveM won't work for me? If I drag the two downloaded files into the GTA directory then run them, it'll ask update and ask me to set the installation folder just fine. After that however, whenever I go to start it, it'll open two processes in taskman, bring up the spinning cursor, then close without a window ever appearing.[/QUOTE] Not sure if this will help but FiveM doesnt have to be in the GTA directory.

God the wiki looks like shit on some pages now, and it looked bad before, but god damn. [t]http://puu.sh/hTwA5.jpg[/t] It's like 60% empty space, 30% table, and 10% cramped text. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Now I can't stop reading it in Christopher Walken voice.

-Helped with it-

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47759262]I'm pretty comfortable with my character, and I pretty much only play in thirdperson. If I could make some minor adjustments, I would, but it's no big deal. Most of the preset girl characters are either hideous, or too cute looking to be a criminal. I think I got it right in between. She looks good, but she's also got the look of a cold blooded assassin. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/S-9gT3fSXUiamgyY9yfUZw_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] oh god i just realized what your character keeps reminding me of, goddamned amy allan [t]http://img.poptower.com/pic-86354/amy-allan-dead-files.jpg?d=600[/t] the dead files is like the worst show ever and now that's all i'm ever going to see

where's my GTAO solid snake mullet R*? But seriously, there aren't enough haircut selections.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47759449]That statement makes me so sad. And no, not the weird spelling error.[/QUOTE] It's sad but true. Also I have no idea how that happened.

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[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;47759515]where's my GTAO solid snake mullet R*?[/QUOTE] but no really rockstar, it would be really cool if you had a barbershop update that includes plenty of more hairstyles for both females and males. there aren't many good hairstyles right now. [editline]6:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47759558]Just shove new hairstyles into a plastic surgery update, allowing us to remake our dudes.[/QUOTE] this would be infinitely better.

Just shove new hairstyles into a plastic surgery update, allowing us to remake our dudes.

100k for the ability to change up to three things (eyes, nose, mouth, cheeks, ears, chin, etc) at a time. You can change as much about those individual things as you want. Expensive enough where people won't be doing it constantly, cheap enough to give people a reachable option if something about their character really bothers them.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;47759614]i want a sex change tho[/QUOTE] 100k for just that maybe. Same goes for skin color, 100k to go full (or inverse) Micheal Jackson. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Cosmetic surgery is expensive. It should be here too, so your appearance actually carries some meaning.

[QUOTE=Everything;47759619]Same goes for skin color.[/QUOTE] [I]"Oh! You want a negroplasty!"[/I]

Also make the surgeon an aggressively creepy slav who's a little too obsessed with bodies as art. [editline]t[/editline] [I]" Your tastes are so droll. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some horns? Your loss. " [/I][I]" There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a woman. Just ask my father. Er... Mother? "[/I][I] " Underneath the skin we are all human. Trust me, even without it you'd be beautiful. " [/I][I]" Someone came in the other day wanting a tail. Finally, someone who truly speaks to me! "[/I][I] " Did you know your skin weighs 9.2 pounds? I weighed it while you were under, it's fascinating stuff. " " If your body rejects any of this, just peel it off and come back to me. I'll figure something out. " [/I] These are too fun to write. Help.

I'm under a Million for the first time since near when online started, I need to get on the heists and other missions. :v:

[QUOTE=Everything;47759660]Also make the surgeon an aggressively creepy slav who's a little too obsessed with bodies as art. [editline]t[/editline] [I]" Your tastes are so droll. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some horns? Your loss. " [/I][I]" There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a woman. Just ask my father. Er... Mother? "[/I][I] " Someone came in the other day wanting a tail. Finally, someone who truly speaks to me! " " Underneath the skin we are all human. Trust me, even without it you'd be beautiful. " " Did you know your skin weighs 9.2 pounds? I weighed it while you were under, it's fascinating stuff. " " If your body rejects any of this, just peel it off and come back to me. I'll figure something out. " [/I] These are too fun to write. Help.[/QUOTE] Oh god, imagine unlockable skin tones and shit. I want to be part of the blue man group.

[QUOTE=Everything;47759660]Also make the surgeon an aggressively creepy slav who's a little too obsessed with bodies as art. [editline]t[/editline] [I]" Your tastes are so droll. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some horns? Your loss. " [/I][I]" There's nothing wrong with wanting to be a woman. Just ask my father. Er... Mother? "[/I][I] " Underneath the skin we are all human. Trust me, even without it you'd be beautiful. " [/I][I]" Someone came in the other day wanting a tail. Finally, someone who truly speaks to me! "[/I][I] " Did you know your skin weighs 9.2 pounds? I weighed it while you were under, it's fascinating stuff. " " If your body rejects any of this, just peel it off and come back to me. I'll figure something out. " [/I] These are too fun to write. Help.[/QUOTE] Throw him in as a new mission contact where you have to [I]abduct[/I] people for him to get discounts. Needs models for his art after all. :v:

Speaking of writing fun things, the description of the Technical on Warstock should have been [I]"In some parts of the world, your worth is determined by the number of Technicals you own. How much are you worth?"[/I]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;47759262]I'm pretty comfortable with my character, and I pretty much only play in thirdperson. If I could make some minor adjustments, I would, but it's no big deal. Most of the preset girl characters are either hideous, or too cute looking to be a criminal. I think I got it right in between. She looks good, but she's also got the look of a cold blooded assassin. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/S-9gT3fSXUiamgyY9yfUZw_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Are you in Lester's house? How'd you get in there?

*logs online* *Speed hacker rams and shoots me* Yep, typical day. [editline]20th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Everything;47759619]100k for just that maybe. Same goes for skin color, 100k to go full (or inverse) Micheal Jackson. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Cosmetic surgery is expensive. It should be here too, so your appearance actually carries some meaning.[/QUOTE] Makes me wonder if we can still do the glitch.

[QUOTE=kijji;47759767]Are you in Lester's house? How'd you get in there?[/QUOTE] You stand on a certain area of the roof of his house, then join a mission and exit, and you'll be teleported into his house. It works the same for his factory and the humane labs.

[QUOTE=CompanionMube;47756742]haha, welcome to heist vehicles, where everything explodes in one single hit of anything the award goes to the valkyrie and the savage for starting to smoke and malfunction after ONE PISTOL MAGAZINE[/QUOTE] The Valkyrie that's okay with because it has 3 powerful guns on it, but the Savage has no excuse. The Savage is literally a Buzzard that costs more and has slightly better cockpit protection at the cost of maneuverability. The Savage should just be rebalanced so that the Pilot controls Rockets and the Passenger controls the Machine Gun and can swivel it around like the NPC Savages do. And make it able to withstand an RPG rocket so it can be true to it's real-life counterpart as the "flying tank".

[QUOTE=Everything;47759619]100k for just that maybe. Same goes for skin color, 100k to go full (or inverse) Micheal Jackson. [editline]19th May 2015[/editline] Cosmetic surgery is expensive. It should be here too, so your appearance actually carries some meaning.[/QUOTE] Jesus no, Rockstar already nickel and dimes us to death for everything. Just kick us back to the character creator, like if you do the glitch. Or change up the location/animations so it's a clinic instead of the police station, but keep the system the same.

Officially a member (again) of FAPS! Let's go do something!

I've searched all over the net for this issue I'm having with GTAV, and I think I've found the answer, even if people mention the GTX 970 is great the "3.5GB VRAM" is an issue for me. I have 16GB RAM, 240GB SSD, i5-3970k, 16GB Pagefile, and MSI GTX 970 Twin Frozr. GTAV uses up 6GB of RAM but my entire pagefile, which ends with my display driver crashing and not relaunching. If I lower my settings so I go under 3GB VRAM in the GTAV settings (apparently the VRAM usage said by the game is a conservative estimate) my page file is fine and I get no crashes. If at any point I go over 3.5GB VRAM (using MSI Afterburner to monitor it) my frame rate halves and the pagefile starts to grow. What's apparently happening is when the game goes over 3.5GB VRAM Windows tries to go to my RAM for more memory and then my pagefile, and when my pagefile runs out of space (even if I make it bigger than 16GB it'll probably fill that up too) the crash happens. So it's kind of a memory leak, but if I don't push the GTX 970 past 3.5GB VRAM it's fine. I'm a bit upset because I bought this card to future proof. I wanted this card to be able to play games at near max settings for a good while, but GTAV is showing me that I'm going to have to start lowering more than just my AA settings already.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47759887]The Valkyrie that's okay with because it has 3 powerful guns on it, but the Savage has no excuse. The Savage is literally a Buzzard that costs more and has slightly better cockpit protection at the cost of maneuverability. The Savage should just be rebalanced so that the Pilot controls Rockets and the Passenger controls the Machine Gun and can swivel it around like the NPC Savages do. And make it able to withstand an RPG rocket so it can be true to it's real-life counterpart as the "flying tank".[/QUOTE] Literally moments ago i just had an encounter with a Valkyrie which was preying on the server population, i was sitting in my insurgent waiting for my friend to send me a heist invite near ammunition downtown when i see the helicopter icon approach me from behind so i pull away and duck down between a bunch of shops to see if i was his target which i was because i saw him trying to get his gunner an angle on me so knowing the area i pulled under a tunnel like area which was safe. In the end i knew he had to lower his heli to ground level to get me, so thinking ahead I'd already placed a sticky on the floor where he'd come down. I fucking love being right, sadly i wasn't credited with the kill because i think i detonated too soon but the heli got knocked into some trees and blew up, either that or the gunner shot the floor directly beneath them when it rocked around. Bonus points, a little while before the above i saw dot tailing my movements a couple of blocks over from me so i pulled over and put a sticky on my passengers door and sat waiting for the guy to come over, he obliged and had his gun drawn as he rolled up along side me. I pulled over to make sure he was in the blast radius and the rest is history. I tried to bait him over when he respawned but he learned his lesson I honestly don't like RDM, but I'm a devious sneaky cunt in PvP games so I'm gonna use it if the games gonna make me a target and it felt damn satisfying getting one up on people who chance it. Also the insurgent is the first vehicle i bought in the game and it's something i don't regret doing, it's a big fuck off and leave me alone icon most of the time, when I'm just a dot on the map everyone comes to see if im a free kill but when im in my insurgent it's like i'm mosses parting the waves, people can't GTFO fast enough, would recommend that to anyone who want to be left alone (most of the time).

[QUOTE=ehheh;47759543]but no really rockstar, it would be really cool if you had a barbershop update that includes plenty of more hairstyles for both females and males. there aren't many good hairstyles right now. [/QUOTE] Yeah like the only good hairstyles for female characters are the bobs and the side shave hairstyle, which still isn't that good and is overused by everyone who wants their female character to look like a punk rocker chick. Some of the short hairstyles look good with hats though.

Fuck... FiveM doesn't work for me. Does anyone know anything that can fix it? I've tried deleting everything and letting the downloader redownload everything, still crashes after the overlays for Rockstar and Steam start up.

I wish instead of passive, there was a "disengage X person" option, so only a specific player can't kill you, but in exchange you can't kill them either. Also it alerts the other person, "<player> would rather not fight you". If you killed them or they killed you just before this, it instead says "<player> called for a truce"