Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;47774275]I was in that "bisexual loops" race on launch day. It was traumatizing because of all the fucking loop de loops. Why do people insist on making fucking hot wheels tracks?[/QUOTE] They're actually pretty fun in MTASA DM races. [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyg7BsKJyIc[/url]

[QUOTE=Everything;47773445]All this time later and I still have my first PV. Really indecisive about the color at the moment though, how's this look? [t]http://i.imgur.com/psMipxQ.jpg[/t] Would've gone with teal but I don't think there's a single teal option for respray. Bizarre and disappointing.[/QUOTE] Here's mine. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/B8CuIilxl0S0NU8IJj9_hQ_0_0.jpg[/t] Torino Red, the cover is Cream colored. I'm still unsure about the wheels, I tried them after seeing yours, otherwise I'd be rolling with the stock ones.

[QUOTE=PotatoTwo;47774646]Here's mine. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/B8CuIilxl0S0NU8IJj9_hQ_0_0.jpg[/t] Torino Red, the cover is Cream colored. I'm still unsure about the wheels, I tried them after seeing yours, otherwise I'd be rolling with the stock ones.[/QUOTE] It's a really nice car. I had one but I ended up selling it. The fact that you can't split the paint on the body bothers the shit out of me. I wanted blue/black on mine.

[QUOTE=PotatoTwo;47774646]Here's mine. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/B8CuIilxl0S0NU8IJj9_hQ_0_0.jpg[/t] Torino Red, the cover is Cream colored. I'm still unsure about the wheels, I tried them after seeing yours, otherwise I'd be rolling with the stock ones.[/QUOTE] That looks pretty nice. Mine was orange way back when I first got it. As for the rims, personally I think Classic Rod, Turbine (chrome) and Lead Sled (chrome) look the best on it, with honorable mentions to Seven Fives and Gooch (chrome)

Playing GTA while at work today with Gatekeeper and Luwien [t]http://i.imgur.com/EWLpFc6.jpg[/t] I had a USB webcam hidden at the top of the stairs and connected it to a computer in the corner of the room to keep a webcam feed to make sure no one was coming upstairs

The Voltic is probably the best car for listening to the radio while driving Not only is it an electric car, but it's the quietest car in the game at full speed, even out of the electrics

Fully drift upgraded futo is crazily fun to ride. It's a controlled slide/drift monster and tons of fun.

[QUOTE=Everything;47774836]The Voltic is probably the best car for listening to the radio while driving Not only is it an electric car, but it's the quietest car in the game at full speed, even out of the electrics[/QUOTE] If I ever for some reason found the money in life, i'd love to own a car like the Voltic in real life. Which I guess would be either a Telsa Roadster or the Lotus Elise? Low top speed for a super yeah, but that acceleration is crazy good and if you know what you're doing you can handle it like a dream.

i'm actually excited for some car replacement mods to start coming in for GTA 5 they might be an absolute bitch to manage with the new customization system, but i would really love to see a real modern Challenger to replace the Gauntlet, a Franken-car mashup of the Challenger and Camaro. same goes for a Model S. would love to see one of those in the game

[QUOTE=ehheh;47774940]If I ever for some reason found the money in life, i'd love to own a car like the Voltic in real life. Which I guess would be either a Telsa Roadster or the Lotus Elise? Low top speed for a super yeah, but that acceleration is crazy good and if you know what you're doing you can handle it like a dream.[/QUOTE] It's an Elise with the insides of a Tesla.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47774160]Yeah, but GTA2 didn't have milk box for a car on it :V[/QUOTE] You've clearly never played GTA2, my friend. Almost all the cars were milk boxes. [IMG]http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/230627-grand-theft-auto-2-playstation-screenshot-trying-to-escape.jpg[/IMG]

Yesterday I randomly met another FAPS member on a server, and started to do shit. Over the course of the shit we stumbled upon a load of other crew members who joined in with the shit. Here is a video of the shit. Bear in mind that I have no idea how to use the Rockstar editor or how editing works. At all. What even is a camera? What is a resolution? One day, maybe I'll know. [video=youtube;ye0QJ4UkKII]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0QJ4UkKII[/video]

[QUOTE=Skidmarks;47774809]Playing GTA while at work today with Gatekeeper and Luwien [t]http://i.imgur.com/EWLpFc6.jpg[/t] I had a USB webcam hidden at the top of the stairs and connected it to a computer in the corner of the room to keep a webcam feed to make sure no one was coming upstairs[/QUOTE] This would be great for masturbating.

[QUOTE=ehheh;47774940]If I ever for some reason found the money in life, i'd love to own a car like the Voltic in real life. Which I guess would be either a Telsa Roadster or the Lotus Elise? Low top speed for a super yeah, but that acceleration is crazy good and if you know what you're doing you can handle it like a dream.[/QUOTE] They are very nice to drive, speaking from experience (I got to rent a Tesla while in Vegas last year). The acceleration is almost TOO responsive, you really have to be gentle with it. [editline]21st May 2015[/editline] And no, the Voltic's acceleration is absolutely not exaggerated for a super-grade electric. [video=youtube;LpaLgF1uLB8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpaLgF1uLB8[/video]

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;47774981]You've clearly never played GTA2, my friend. Almost all the cars were milk boxes. [IMG]http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/230627-grand-theft-auto-2-playstation-screenshot-trying-to-escape.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] GTA2 was sci-fi as shit, I still wonder what GTA would be like if they'd kept that up. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Cjm4nuZ.jpg[/img][t]http://i.imgur.com/kAfaG7T.jpg[/T][t]http://i.imgur.com/v4G0kOk.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/GkqnPST.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/dSkA4TN.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/wKEtNcp.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/rTNEUPS.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/OyaG9N1.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/6kHSjAH.jpg[/t] It's interesting how it looks nothing at all like GTA3 and up, which obviously took real-world approaches instead. The city concept art kinda reminds me of Haven City in Jak 2. Wouldn't mind a spin-off game based on some of these concepts to be honest, like a 3D rendition of GTA2's world. Unfortunately I'm one of the few people that enjoyed GTA2 and its setting :v: Edit: Fixed all images broken by hotlink protection.

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;47775034]This would be great for masturbating.[/QUOTE] or you could just lock your door.

I loved GTA2, it's part of the reason why I like the Z-Type so much. Kinda wish the crew emblem was on the roof so I could put a big Z up there. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3XifwkX.png[/img] Ah well, I guess I'll get a "ZAIBATSU" license plate to make up for that eventually.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47775116][t]http://static.wikigta.org/en/images/5/53/Chase.JPG[/t][/QUOTE] Cousin!

Usually when I get a new car I ricer it the fuck up with neons and cool modifications, matching color schemes for lights and rims and secondary colors and just a bunch of artsy aesthetic nerd shit But I just can't bring myself to do anything with this car outside of under-the-hood modifications, and some repainting, and I'm even skipping on the secondary color. It's just so fucking sexy on its own. [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/_NQbbw4RREO4Oqi4mWoHMg_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/wIavAJntC0Cg1NyTLfFOkA_0_0.jpg[/t]

Dom is the Roman of GTAO. [I]NO [del]ROMAN[/del] DOM, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING [del]BOWLING[/del] PARACHUTING, STOP CALLING ME[/I] [editline]21st May 2015[/editline] I know you can get calls from pretty much anyone (including robocalls from Merryweather and the like) but every other time my phone rings [i]it's fucking Dom again[/i]

[QUOTE=Everything;47775243]Dom is the Roman of GTAO. [I]NO [del]ROMAN[/del] DOM, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING [del]BOWLING[/del] PARACHUTING, STOP CALLING ME[/I] [editline]21st May 2015[/editline] I know you can get calls from pretty much anyone (including robocalls from Merryweather and the like) but every other time my phone rings [i]it's fucking Dom again[/i][/QUOTE] Nobody ever calls me in gtao anymore. Not even Ron...

[QUOTE=Jcorp;47774983]Yesterday I randomly met another FAPS member on a server, and started to do shit. Over the course of the shit we stumbled upon a load of other crew members who joined in with the shit. Here is a video of the shit. Bear in mind that I have no idea how to use the Rockstar editor or how editing works. At all. What even is a camera? What is a resolution? One day, maybe I'll know [video=youtube;ye0QJ4UkKII]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0QJ4UkKII[/video][/QUOTE] Yesterday was the shit my nigga!

[QUOTE=Everything;47775154]I loved GTA2, it's part of the reason why I like the Z-Type so much. Kinda wish the crew emblem was on the roof so I could put a big Z up there. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3XifwkX.png[/img] Ah well, I guess I'll get a "ZAIBATSU" license plate to make up for that eventually.[/QUOTE] I'm sad that Zaibatsu never made a return, they were my favourite shady conglomerate. The closest thing they got was a radio ad in GTA3. The Z-Type was a nice tribute though, even though it doesn't quite resemble the old version.

[QUOTE=MajesticPT;47775349]Yesterday was the shit my nigga![/QUOTE] It was so nice not to be hunted by armoured cars for once :v:

So I modded shotgun cops to have tazers and normal police carry nightsticks only. With the ragdoll-on-damage mod it's fucking brutal when they beat your ass (and they will). I call it Rodney King mode cause one will really keep you down with the tazer while the others take turns clubbing your head in with their police batons like fucking animals.

I fucking hate when you go into a regular race with pubbies and they keep turning it into a fucking demolition derby. Fucking christ, just race properly. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] Fucking fucking.

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;47775694]I fucking hate when you go into a regular race with pubbies and they keep turning it into a fucking demolition derby. Fucking christ, just race properly. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] Fucking fucking.[/QUOTE] "oh just gonna turn this corner" VRRRRRRRRRMMM BUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "oh okay now I'm 20 feet over there because this guy rammed me at my side"

[QUOTE=Covalent;47775755]"oh just gonna turn this corner" VRRRRRRRRRMMM BUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "oh okay now I'm 20 feet over there because this guy rammed me at my side"[/QUOTE] "okay here we go time to start" *every car at the start line rams eachother and causes everyone to spin around while one or two guys go away at full speed basically making any attempt at driving pointless since the game doesn't give a shit about second or third place*

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;47775780]"okay here we go time to start" *every car at the start line rams eachother and causes everyone to spin around while one or two guys go away at full speed basically making any attempt at driving pointless since the game doesn't give a shit about second or third place*[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;2vlM8RypMbA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vlM8RypMbA[/video] 1:14

Racing in general seems pointless without any catch-up systems. The race is fun until you make a mistake, then there's zero chance to make a come back, so what's the point?