Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

I must be one of the only people who really likes non-contact races. They feel like Trackmania, a competitive time trial. There tends to be a lot better sportsmanship in that.

[QUOTE=Everything;47776195]I must be one of the only people who really likes non-contact races. They feel like Trackmania, a competitive time trial. There tends to be a lot better sportsmanship in that.[/QUOTE] I like the idea of non-contact races, but, at least to me, nothing is better than races with people who aren't cuntbags who might nudge you a bit to get by, but not (purposefully) spin you out or wreck you. That pretty much only happens when racing with friends, though. I personally find non-contact races boring. Might as well run races solo. I'll have just as much fun that way.

I wish the game told you what music files failed to be scanned.

Where do I go/what level do I need to be to change a license plate? I want custom plates.

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;47776808]Where do I go/what level do I need to be to change a license plate? I want custom plates.[/QUOTE] Get the iFruit app

[t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/iDP4Cl9V1USqz_6S5TbPxA_0_0.jpg[/t] I tried to do the 60s punk look [t]http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/043/MI0000043586.jpg?partner=allrovi.com[/t] Did I do good? Why is the formatting screwed

So I have two Coquette Classics and I feel like I need to get rid of one of them, but I'm not sure which one [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31868783907263706/17BC556CBB111E0CD8CCD2C54E6FA87C09193452/[/t] (those reflections lol) I really like both but I'm hurting for cash atm.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47775981]Racing in general seems pointless without any catch-up systems. The race is fun until you make a mistake, then there's zero chance to make a come back, so what's the point?[/QUOTE] Catch-up is bullshit. I'm in the lead and suddenly I'm super slow and that guy in second place just blows by me. Usually when you make a mistake, you're not the only one. Few people make no mistakes.

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;47776898]So I have two Coquette Classics and I feel like I need to get rid of one of them, but I'm not sure which one [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31868783907263706/17BC556CBB111E0CD8CCD2C54E6FA87C09193452/[/t] (those reflections lol) I really like both but I'm hurting for cash atm.[/QUOTE] I've been told the topless is faster. I love my coquette classic.

[QUOTE=Tea Guy;47776898]So I have two Coquette Classics and I feel like I need to get rid of one of them, but I'm not sure which one [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31868783907263706/17BC556CBB111E0CD8CCD2C54E6FA87C09193452/[/t] (those reflections lol) I really like both but I'm hurting for cash atm.[/QUOTE] same, I kept the convertible because convertibles are like a pussy atm

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47776977]Catch-up is bullshit. I'm in the lead and suddenly I'm super slow and that guy in second place just blows by me. Usually when you make a mistake, you're not the only one. Few people make no mistakes.[/QUOTE] But on the other hand, you're in second place, clip an oncoming car and spin out. You're out of the race now, might as well go browse the web because there's no way you're coming back from that. By the time you even get facing the right direction again, everyone is a block away.

God. I've been trying to run the second setup for Pacific Standard for almost a week now. Every time we fail, and someone disconnects. I'm not even playing with pubbies, my friends just crash or leave. UGH

That one isn't even hard, my team only failed that one because I hopped in a Sentinel and went off-road and the car exploded from a 15 meter jump. Fuck I hate how cars randomly explode from falls. Or rarely impacts, I blew up a car sliding into a wall once, but only that time.

[QUOTE=Everything;47775243]Dom is the Roman of GTAO. [I]NO [del]ROMAN[/del] DOM, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING [del]BOWLING[/del] PARACHUTING, STOP CALLING ME[/I] [editline]21st May 2015[/editline] I know you can get calls from pretty much anyone (including robocalls from Merryweather and the like) but every other time my phone rings [i]it's fucking Dom again[/i][/QUOTE] I was very confused :v:

[t]http://i.imgur.com/TwGIuSW.jpg[/t] There we go. It's about as close as the design and available mods will let me get. The hood is way off (I have an aftermarket replacement with gills), and it's still got the Mitsubishi front-end, but other than that, it's my car in GTA.

[QUOTE=Tobin;47776861][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/iDP4Cl9V1USqz_6S5TbPxA_0_0.jpg[/t] I tried to do the 60s punk look [t]http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/043/MI0000043586.jpg?partner=allrovi.com[/t] Did I do good? Why is the formatting screwed[/QUOTE] Format's screwed cause something you did?

completed all the stunt jumps on PC :)

[QUOTE=Skidmarks;47774809]Playing GTA while at work today with Gatekeeper and Luwien [t]http://i.imgur.com/EWLpFc6.jpg[/t] I had a USB webcam hidden at the top of the stairs and connected it to a computer in the corner of the room to keep a webcam feed to make sure no one was coming upstairs[/QUOTE] Where do you work where you have a Saitek cyborg keyboard?

Speaking of, why are there so few vehicles that can actually do stunt jumps? Feels like 90-95% of vehicles are front heavy and nosedive if you leave the ground for a few seconds. Ironically, my Insurgent is probably the most balanced vehicle I've ever driven in, it doesn't nose dive, and it only starts to roll-in-air if I hit a jump at a strong angle. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] Fuck I've even been in super cars where the engine is in the back of the car, [I]and they're still front heavy![/I]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47777407]Speaking of, why are there so few vehicles that can actually do stunt jumps? Feels like 90-95% of vehicles are front heavy and nosedive if you leave the ground for a few seconds. Ironically, my Insurgent is probably the most balanced vehicle I've ever driven in, it doesn't nose dive, and it only starts to roll-in-air if I hit a jump at a strong angle.[/QUOTE] Just balance it out in the air, all you need to do really.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47777409]Just balance it out in the air, all you need to do really.[/QUOTE] It doesn't work at all, though. Most cars dive so strongly I have almost no control over them. My Insurgent and I think my Injection are only two of very very few vehicles that don't dive when I take them over a jump. There's at least one other car I own that doesn't, buuut I forget which one.

I just started up a mission from Lester and now apparently I have all the weapons available in MP, including the limited time stuff.

Use shift and ctrl to pitch down/up. Some cars have better air control than others, it usually depends on the weight and wheelbase (Panto is amazing at stunt jumps because it's tiny and light)

[QUOTE=Everything;47777434]Use shift and ctrl to pitch down/up. Some cars have better air control than others, it usually depends on the weight and wheelbase (Panto is amazing at stunt jumps because it's tiny and light)[/QUOTE] It's not W and S? [I]What the fuck Rockstar is this fucking control scheme?[/I] A and D pitch side to side but W and S don't pitch forward and backward? Jesus Christ no wonder 95% of cars have no air control. That also explains why my controller owning friends never complain about front heavy cars, because the controller layout is actually intuitive and consistent.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47777416]It doesn't work at all, though. Most cars dive so strongly I have almost no control over them. My Insurgent and I think my Injection are only two of very very few vehicles that don't dive when I take them over a jump. There's at least one other car I own that doesn't, buuut I forget which one.[/QUOTE] Forward and backward and directional keys on keyboard don't do jackshit in terms of stabilizing the vehicle in the air, you know that right? Otherwise I have no idea what are you talking about, I always have easy time balancing my car out in the air. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] God dammit, got ninja'd.

i guess its so that you dont take a nosedive as soon as you fly off a ramp, since you were probably flooring the gas when you took off

W/S imitate the left/right triggers on a controller (brake/gas), so they basically split the left analog stick between A/D and Shift/Ctrl in vehicles because it feels a little more natural that way.

I too wanna be helpful :c

swimming also makes no sense to swim up, press S and hold down Shift

[QUOTE=Everything;47777179][t]http://i.imgur.com/TwGIuSW.jpg[/t] There we go. It's about as close as the design and available mods will let me get. The hood is way off (I have an aftermarket replacement with gills), and it's still got the Mitsubishi front-end, but other than that, it's my car in GTA.[/QUOTE] Makes me wonder that's the closest thing to Honda Accord V6. [url]http://currysautos.com/cars/1555_96_Accord/index.html[/url] My car looks closer to that.