Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Max;47777458]swimming also makes no sense to swim up, press S and hold down Shift[/QUOTE] Yeah, I am using controller for practically everything that doesn't require me to shoot because of how chaotic the key mapping is.

[QUOTE=Sodisna;47777462]Makes me wonder that's the closest thing to Honda Accord V6. [url]http://currysautos.com/cars/1555_96_Accord/index.html[/url] My car looks closer to that.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately the closest I've seen is the Stratum, and it's a wagon [t]http://i.imgur.com/MRizTfz.png[/t]

Speaking of shitty PC controls, I'm still annoyed that I can't bind shit to my mouse keys. Caps-Lock is not exactly the most accessible key in a pinch, AND OFTEN RESULTS IN UNINTENDED SHOUTING.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47777487]Speaking of shitty PC controls, I'm still annoyed that I can't bind shit to my mouse keys. Caps-Lock is not exactly the most accessible key in a pinch, AND OFTEN RESULTS IN UNINTENDED SHOUTING.[/QUOTE] I have phone and interaction bound to MB4 and 5

[QUOTE=Scratch.;47777501]I have phone and interaction bound to MB4 and 5[/QUOTE] Oh have they fixed it? I should go try again. Edit: Oh wow they did.

Me and IcedTea ran into a hacker who sent us flying, we were luckily able to get into passive before being sent flying so we lived. Got it recorded to so i'll throw it up tomorrow once I get back from work.

[QUOTE=Everything;47777179][t]http://i.imgur.com/TwGIuSW.jpg[/t] There we go. It's about as close as the design and available mods will let me get. The hood is way off (I have an aftermarket replacement with gills), and it's still got the Mitsubishi front-end, but other than that, it's my car in GTA.[/QUOTE] What is this strange unarmored contraption?

[QUOTE=Starship;47777401]Where do you work where you have a Saitek cyborg keyboard?[/QUOTE] I work at a small managed services company as a 1st, 2nd and 3rd line support technician (Because the company is so small, the whole company is made up of around 8 people and the IT team is made up of my self and my boss) My boss is 5 years older than me and I'm 22 on Sunday, we sit and play games together whenever it's not busy as our jobs consist of answering the phones and fixing issues that our clients have with the computer systems or upgrading the computer systems, which is MOSTLY done out of hours when no one is on them, so like 8pm - 12pm sort of times. The keyboard is my own from home, and my boss lent me his Alienware PC to play GTA on, while he told the managing director of the company that he needs a laptop for when he goes to client sites that is in his words 'powerful enough to be running many applications at once', so the managing directer gave him permission to buy a £2000 Asus laptop. I'm genuinely doing work when it needs to be done, but we have a lot of 'down time' so instead of twiddling my thumbs I play games.

[QUOTE=Novangel;47777603]What is this strange unarmored contraption?[/QUOTE] Not even joking, someone asked me how I made the armor plates on the windows invisible :v:

Well that's fun. :v: I was spending some time upgrading my Sandking and I had two Insurgents waiting outside LSC to blow me up.

I love when assholes are trying to be assholes to me. Especially low-leveled, shit-talking pieces of trash in stolen cars that I can stomp and stomp on repeatedly, effectively giving them taste of their own medicine with my Kurama and keep annoying the absolute shit out of them until I make them ragequit or force them into passive, hearing them cry on the voice chat. YOU JUST TRIED TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO THE WRONG PERSON, DIPSHIT [sp]I think I might have a problem...[/sp]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47777666]I love when assholes are trying to be assholes to me. Especially low-leveled, shit-talking pieces of trash in stolen cars that I can stomp and stomp on repeatedly, effectively giving them taste of their own medicine with my Kurama and keep annoying the absolute shit out of them until I make them ragequit or force them into passive, hearing them cry on the voice chat. YOU JUST TRIED TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO THE WRONG PERSON, DIPSHIT [sp]I think I might have a problem...[/sp][/QUOTE] I generally drive my insurgent into armoured kurumas and smash them out of the way, then make them chase me for ages it's always fun

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47777666]I love when assholes are trying to be assholes to me. Especially low-leveled, shit-talking pieces of trash in stolen cars that I can stomp and stomp on repeatedly, effectively giving them taste of their own medicine with my Kurama and keep annoying the absolute shit out of them until I make them ragequit or force them into passive, hearing them cry on the voice chat. YOU JUST TRIED TO BE AN ASSHOLE TO THE WRONG PERSON, DIPSHIT [sp]I think I might have a problem...[/sp][/QUOTE] Don't worry I make it my life goal to fuck over whoever rdms me over. Once I had 4 duels going on with randoms in the city.

[QUOTE=Schlinky;47777673]I generally drive my insurgent into armoured kurumas and smash them out of the way, then make them chase me for ages it's always fun[/QUOTE] There was this asshole in Insurgent, driving around, throwing C4s at everyone. It took me around 15 minutes before I managed to literally snipe him out of it. Rest was easy though, since whole server was after him. Fucker got shot up before he could get back to his Insurgent, forcing him into passive. He tried to do the same again but I sniped him out again and the fucker ragequited :v: [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] It just feels so good ruining someone else's fun, especially if their fun is bullying other players from their armored milk boxes.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;47777695]There was this asshole in Insurgent, driving around, throwing C4s at everyone. It took me around 15 minutes before I managed to literally snipe him out of it. Rest was easy though, since whole server was after him. Fucker got shot up before he could get back to his Insurgent, forcing him into passive. He tried to do the same again but I sniped him out again and the fucker ragequited :v:[/QUOTE] that definitely wasn't me then :v

Nothing like those pant-shitting "low suspension moments" in a race. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LVBB29.gif[/img] Were it not a Voltic Coil, it would have flown off the road and wrapped around a pole like a lesser supercar

[t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2eiJj-phaUGY6rweZOZhxg_0_0.jpg[/t][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/NtUnz3jggEGsskTCfWOmyg_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/AMNX6iRbGkeqG9G9M2Patw_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/i5WYxRJTcEyMBITqyMfnvA_0_0.jpg[/t][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/bc8DhyrVc06okhzqR8cUWQ_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/GcBL8Juo202xtxQnoqpQXQ_0_0.jpg[/t][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/rYc3m8z8vUyADscVzEaSdw_0_0.jpg[/t] [t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/C0Zegd7lP0ClQbyiZgnxQg_0_0.jpg[/t][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/wGbFHSFFWkafaZyEGawAbw_0_0.jpg[/t] And so, the current state of my garage. :v: Not everything's done being modded yet for money/rank reasons though, but it's close all close enough for showing off I think. Now I just need to finally find a Peyote to fill that last slot, damn things are impossible to find in free roam. [editline]22nd May 2015[/editline] Oh woah ok I didn't realize how big that would be

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47777441]It's not W and S? [I]What the fuck Rockstar is this fucking control scheme?[/I] A and D pitch side to side but W and S don't pitch forward and backward? Jesus Christ no wonder 95% of cars have no air control. That also explains why my controller owning friends never complain about front heavy cars, because the controller layout is actually intuitive and consistent.[/QUOTE] W/S isn't lean on bikes, why would it be on cars. In gta4 I bound forward/backwards lean on uparrow/downarrow, usually used w/s for accelerate brake and arrows for steering and air control

[QUOTE=opaali;47777973]W/S isn't lean on bikes, why would it be on cars. In gta4 I bound forward/backwards lean on uparrow/downarrow, usually used w/s for accelerate brake and arrows for steering and air control[/QUOTE] A / D are Left / Right, W and S are Forward / Back. But for some reason, only A / D apply for air control while W / S are bound elsewhere.

Sometimes you want to point the nose down but at the same time heavy throttle backward so you don't roll forward into a body of water when you land

[QUOTE=AxelTheDragon;47777952][t]http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/wGbFHSFFWkafaZyEGawAbw_0_0.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Nice Dubsta 2 :v: I'm still deciding if I want to keep mine as a bulky chrome trophy or modify it to something slimmer and less tacky.

fuck I just watched Mad Max Fury Road and now I want a garage full of Mad Max style cars fuck life

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47778048]Nice Dubsta 2 :v: I'm still deciding if I want to keep mine as a bulky chrome trophy or modify it to something slimmer and less tacky.[/QUOTE] Actually it's a Dubsta 1, I would've had a 2 but I searched for an entire real life day and never saw one so I gave up. :v:

[QUOTE=AxelTheDragon;47778067]Actually it's a Dubsta 1, I would've had a 2 but I searched for an entire real life day and never saw one so I gave up. :v:[/QUOTE] Don't feel bad, the spawn triggers for them are completely gone on PC. The only way to have one is to bring one over from console.

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;47777869]Nothing like those pant-shitting "low suspension moments" in a race. [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/LVBB29.gif[/img] Were it not a Voltic Coil, it would have flown off the road and wrapped around a pole like a lesser supercar[/QUOTE] I heard having off-road tires will prevent moments like this [video=youtube;d0kDIRrxgIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0kDIRrxgIA[/video] Although I haven't had the chance to test it myself

[QUOTE=AxelTheDragon;47778067]Actually it's a Dubsta 1, I would've had a 2 but I searched for an entire real life day and never saw one so I gave up. :v:[/QUOTE] But the front grill has no emblem on it? The Dubsta 1 has a big diamond emblem on the grill which the Dubsta 2 lacks. Below on the Left is a Dubsta 1, on the Right is a "Blacked Out" Dubsta 2 seen in Singleplayer, and on the Bottom is a Dubsta 2 seen in GTA:Online. [t]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308215345/gtawiki/images/c/cf/BenefactorDubsta-Front-GTAV.png[/t][t]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140218193217/gtawiki/images/f/f0/Dubsta2-GTAV-Front.png[/t] [t]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150516143949/gtawiki/images/0/07/Dubsta2Customized2-GTAVPC-Front.png[/t] [QUOTE=Everything;47778077]Don't feel bad, the spawn triggers for them are completely gone on PC. The only way to have one is to bring one over from console.[/QUOTE] That isn't the [I]only[/I] way. You can still get them, but you [I]need[/I] someone with a Dubsta 2 already. Go into a mission to lock the timer to 12:00, then get in your friend's Dubsta 2 and have him drive to-and-from the LS Customs near LSIA. Eventually, a Dubsta 2 will spawn parked in front of the building on the opposite side of where you enter the garage. Now just take it, drive it into your garage, and exit or complete the mission. As far as I know, this is the [I]only[/I] way to get a Dubsta 2 in the PC version of the game. Source: Me. I only owned the PC version of this game and I got a Dubsta 2 this way thanks to a friendly helpful FP'er :smile:

[QUOTE=axemunger;47778091]I heard having off-road tires will prevent moments like this [video=youtube;d0kDIRrxgIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0kDIRrxgIA[/video] Although I haven't had the chance to test it myself[/QUOTE] IIRC tuner tier wheels absorb curb impacts about 90% as well as offroad ones (since the tires are nice and thick), and they look better on most cars.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;47778151]But the front grill has no emblem on it? The Dubsta 1 has a big diamond emblem on the grill which the Dubsta 2 lacks. Below on the Left is a Dubsta 1, in the Middle is a "Blacked Out" Dubsta 2 seen in Singleplayer, and on the Right is a Dubsta 2 seen in Online. [t]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308215345/gtawiki/images/c/cf/BenefactorDubsta-Front-GTAV.png[/t][t]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140218193217/gtawiki/images/f/f0/Dubsta2-GTAV-Front.png[/t][t]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150516143949/gtawiki/images/0/07/Dubsta2Customized2-GTAVPC-Front.png[/t][/QUOTE] I bought the mesh grill, having a custom grill on any car removes the emblem if there's one there.

[QUOTE=Everything;47778154]You can no longer keep vehicles obtained within missions.[/QUOTE] Are you sure it's not mission specific vehicles that are banned from storage? Because I got mine 2 weeks ago and shoved it in a garage, and it's still there. [QUOTE=AxelTheDragon;47778167]I bought the mesh grill, having a custom grill on any car removes the emblem if there's one there.[/QUOTE] Oh I see, that makes sense then.

[QUOTE=axemunger;47778091]I heard having off-road tires will prevent moments like this [video=youtube;d0kDIRrxgIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0kDIRrxgIA[/video] Although I haven't had the chance to test it myself[/QUOTE] Kerbs