Grand Theft Auto Series Megathread V6 - FAPSers Unite - Games

[QUOTE=Everything;47699584]You know what'd be nice that would be entirely doable with relatively minimal effort? The ability to get a pet for your apartment. [editline]10th May 2015[/editline] Like, you could have a dog or a cat or whatever, and they'd be under 5k, but you could also pour between 15k and 1.5mil into having something unusual or exotic.[/QUOTE] I'd get a fucking mountain lion as a pet and call it Tiddles.

Female cops have all the same lines as male cops, but they only spawn at set places, not at wanted levels. Why would they do that but never give them the chance to speak the lines?

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47699646]Female cops have all the same lines as male cops, but they only spawn at set places, not at wanted levels. Why would they do that but never give them the chance to speak the lines?[/QUOTE] To keep the loud minority happy. [sp]Rockstar has lazy coders[/sp]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;47699092]Yeah but why would you want the machine to limit you, that makes no sense[/QUOTE] Because it's more fun that way. Most supercars apart from the Carbonizarre are boring to drive, their only redeeming factor is they're le fast xDDDDD The Futo is fun to drive [I]because[/I] it slides easily. The Comet, Banshee, Carbonizarre are fun to drive [I]because[/I] they can spin out at low speeds if you're an utter buffoon. Take, I don't know, a mount from WoW or Tera. That goes [B]exactly[/B] where you want it to go. The machine doesn't limit the "driver" at all! Is it very fun move around in your stupid little ostrich or horse though? Not really.

[QUOTE=Reagy;47699662]To keep the loud minority happy. [sp]Rockstar has lazy coders[/sp][/QUOTE] Modders did it in like a couple minutes modifying a single file. Not even using ASI and that. Modifying a file with a text editor. [editline]10th May 2015[/editline] There must have been a more reasonable answer then that

[QUOTE=Tuskin;47699671]There must have been a more reasonable answer then that[/QUOTE] hah

So yesterday I witnessed an awesome scene from my sniper perch on the roof of Maze bank. There was a kid who sounded about fourteen by his voice riding around in a tank, blowing up players that got too close to him and generally talking trash in his squeaky voice and being a douchebag. There was one player, however, with a pretty deep voice who was trolling the guy and infuriating him. He brought an insurgent for the guy to blow up, just to hear him complain about paying 16k for it. Then he brought a motorbike and drove circles around the kid, whose aim was just too bad to nail him with the turret. Finally, he drove away and around a corner, and over voice said "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." Cue tank exploding and the kid shrieking like a bitch. Apparently he'd stuck sticky bombs on it while he'd been driving around it. 10/10 wish I'd thought to record it.

I wonder what it says when every random heist leader I've ever encountered offers the others 20% and suddenly when I recieve an invite from a Facepuncher and when I [I]ask[/I] if he's gonna offer us the 20% with a :P emote and everything he goes "It's 15% and if you complain too fucking much it'll be 10%"

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47699692]I wonder what it says when every random heist leader I've ever encountered offers the others 20% and suddenly when I recieve an invite from a Facepuncher and when I [I]ask[/I] if he's gonna offer us the 20% with a :P emote and everything he goes "It's 15% and if you complain too fucking much it'll be 10%"[/QUOTE] That's when you say "It's twenty, and if you complain too fucking much, you're going to be stuck finding another group to help you."

Just spotted another godmode hacker online, so I remembered the video posted here before and just kept running him over, he actually died a couple of times and then just ragequit. Highly recommend that tactic.

I wonder if the injured state can be made to happen more often.

Doesn't the heavy sniper trigger injured state on hit if it doesn't kill?

It can happen but it is very rare. And paramedics can heal them. It normally only happens to cops, but according to GTA wiki cops will sometimes drag injured civilians behind cover and paramedics will attend to them

Whoever claimed that heavy shotguns take armored kurumas doors off is wrong. I just thoroughly tested that shit.. Wasted all of my ammo online trying to shoot one guy out of this broken fucking car. Didn't work. They effectively ruined online with these fucking things

[QUOTE=Kylel999;47699754]Whoever claimed that heavy shotguns take armored kurumas doors off is wrong. I just thoroughly tested that shit.. Wasted all of my ammo online trying to shoot one guy out of this broken fucking car. Didn't work. They effectively ruined online with these fucking things[/QUOTE] Ruined? Hardly. I just go "oh there's a guy in an armored Kuruma coming this way", I prepare the "enable passive mode" button and as soon as the first shot lands on my car or near the vicinity of my character I turn it on and watch as they shoot me for a couple of more seconds until they realize their stupidity.

If the only real solution to the problem is taking your ball and going home, maybe it's a bigger problem than you give it credit for.

[QUOTE=Kylel999;47699754]Whoever claimed that heavy shotguns take armored kurumas doors off is wrong. I just thoroughly tested that shit.. Wasted all of my ammo online trying to shoot one guy out of this broken fucking car. Didn't work. They effectively ruined online with these fucking things[/QUOTE] I've done it several times though. I find peoples parked kurumas, get out of my car and blow all their doors off. Then drive off.

[QUOTE=Everything;47699417]They should use the Insurgent and Insurgent Pickup either way though. That seems like a good balance of troop movement and offensive capabilities, and they'd make sense for a high-risk situation where high-caliber rounds and explosives are flying.[/QUOTE] Forgot about these, Insurgents should definately be used in place of Tanks.

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47699779]Ruined? Hardly. I just go "oh there's a guy in an armored Kuruma coming this way", I prepare the "enable passive mode" button and as soon as the first shot lands on my car or near the vicinity of my character I turn it on and watch as they shoot me for a couple of more seconds until they realize their stupidity.[/QUOTE] You literally just explained the reason why online is ruined by the armored Kuruma :v:

[QUOTE=Kickasskyle;47699785]I've done it several times though. I find peoples parked kurumas, get out of my car and blow all their doors off. Then drive off.[/QUOTE] I've noticed that it only works sometimes. I've unloaded into the doors multiple times for nothing to happen, and then have a friend blow off another door with a single shot. It's kinda weird.

I've never encountered issues online with the armored kuruma, and even if I did, I would just blow it up and pay the insurance.

[QUOTE=Wickerman123;47699907]I've noticed that it only works sometimes. I've unloaded into the doors multiple times for nothing to happen, and then have a friend blow off another door with a single shot. It's kinda weird.[/QUOTE] What shotgun are you using exactly?

Heres a neat little story I decided to try and get the cops on my ass for a few seconds and I heard a car coming, so I thought it was the cops since I got a single star, turns out it was a player on a bike, but I found out about that after I threw the tear gas at where he was coming from, I apologized about it and he killed me. So I proceeded to hunt him down every time he respawned asking kindly if he learned about accepting apologies to accidents. So he decided to send Merryweather troops on me and I took that as a big no, so I just kept at it until he left. It probably makes me a bad person, but I really enjoyed doing it to the poor guy.

[QUOTE=FetusFondler;47699973]What shotgun are you using exactly?[/QUOTE] Heavy Shotgun. Doesn't work at all with the others.

First off the Panto race which was utter chaos. Then we attempted to land a Titan on top of this mountain...didn't work out so well either. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38623030694834567/3667F63883DAF45F841826BB97BC750F58FE2E39/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38623030694834672/362022CE489C8E4833C4C25B8F7EE59F2219E9C6/[/t] then off to party in some random dudes house and have an orgy in his bedroom. Then we keyed all his cars in his garage and got booted out. [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38623030694834752/E06479F91927EDB51D70E0B4B7BF68F13EFB26E0/[/t] [t]http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38623030694834839/801D0D0BDC9F0E17D0F66699C1B481A5118CCA8E/[/t] Good times.

I threw a ball and it hit chop. He died on impact, will he ever come back?

The Rat-Truck (completely undamaged rat-loader) sounds absolutely amazing holy hell

holy shit yall like why do you hate karumas so much? I love mine I just get in and then I get to deal with like 80% less "lol randumb player griefing hurrr durrr I drive-by'd you" shit when I just want to drive around and do missions and stuff like to the point where people see a karuma parked and will blow it up or disable it just out of spite like you just have a fucking log tickling your prostrate or sometihng [editline]10th May 2015[/editline] its just a car calm down lmao

[QUOTE=01271;47700097]I threw a ball and it hit chop. He died on impact, will he ever come back?[/QUOTE] Not until you start a new game :( [sp]just kidding :)[/sp]

thanks for paying for my insurance but I still have to deal with calling the people and having it delivered and that just wastes time all because you're a racist fuckboy who can't deal with a fucking car