The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

[QUOTE=El Fonz0;40538141]how the fuck does autocorrect confuse "many" for "enlightenment"[/QUOTE] because swiftkey+android is a fucking joke

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40537522]Oblivion's tutorial dungeon was way worse. I mean, what the fuck. There was like 50 clanfears running around[/QUOTE] what fucking dungeon were you in cause it wasn't the starter one.

I think everyone's sarcasm detector is malfunctioning

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;40539059]Dear Bethesda, please develop games that work with keyboard volume button.[/QUOTE] Do you not have speakers with volume knobs?

[QUOTE=redBadger;40539731]I think everyone's sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.[/QUOTE] Sarcasm is almost impossible to create in written form and your case in particular showed no sign of humor.

[URL=http://i.imgur.com/HqF45lc.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HqF45lcl.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [URL=http://i.imgur.com/0Wd0hxc.jpg][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0Wd0hxcl.jpg[/IMG][/URL] That finishes that up.

No I was completely serious, guys. I was following around the king and fending off clanfear the entire time. All of them dropped complete daedric armor sets and a random daedric weapon. All the stuff they dropped were enchanted with waterbreathing for some reason. After I got to the part where [sp]M'aiq shows up and saves the party by chucking volatile dirty skooma bottles at the clanfears, and accidentally kills the king, being labeled a "traitor" and thenceforth "M'aiq The Liar" since he flees and claims innocence[/sp] I had to fight through a sea of dread zombies.

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;40539973]No, I'm on a laptop.[/QUOTE] And your volume button doesn't work? That's a system feature. If it doesn't work, I don't think it's because Bethesda has some vendetta against laptops.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;40540006]And your volume button doesn't work? That's a system feature. If it doesn't work, I don't think it's because Bethesda has some vendetta against laptops.[/QUOTE] I can't use my Logitech media keys in-game. Unless windowed of course. I use headphones so the buttons are a necessity.

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40539986]No I was completely serious, guys. I was following around the king and fending off clanfear the entire time. All of them dropped complete daedric armor sets and a random daedric weapon. All the stuff they dropped were enchanted with waterbreathing for some reason. After I got to the part where [sp]M'aiq shows up and saves the party by chucking volatile dirty skooma bottles at the clanfears, and accidentally kills the king, being labeled a "traitor" and thenceforth "M'aiq The Liar" since he flees and claims innocence[/sp] I had to fight through a sea of dread zombies.[/QUOTE] What kind of mod did you just download?

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;40540118]What kind of mod did you just download?[/QUOTE] Completely vanilla, fresh install.

Did you sleep before beginning the intro? Sleeping usually leads to things becoming horrible in Oblivion! :v:

I just wiped out a Forsworn camp at level two, with enhanced damage and no-health-regen mods. I feel kinda badass right now.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;40536715]I played a bit of Wyrmstooth. It's really impressive, except for [I]one[/I] character all of the NPCs are pretty decently voiced, and it has buttloads of content. I didn't expect the quest to be this cool either. Tip: don't check out the description or the pictures, you'll have a nice little surprise when you play it! Trust me, it's worth the download. [url]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/25704/?tab=2&navtag=%2Fajax%2Fmodfiles%2F%3Fid%3D25704&pUp=1#[/url] [editline]5th May 2013[/editline] it's a bigger mod than luftahraan and it's actually finished, so that's nice[/QUOTE] [sp]The boss fight at the end was coo'[/sp]

[QUOTE=Excalibuurr;40540199]The volume button changes the system volume, not the hardware. It never worked for me on my old computer either. There's been multiple complaints of Skyrim disabling volume buttons.[/QUOTE] Just go to options then. I fail to see the problem here.

Someone made a poop mod called [url=http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/35670//?]Manure[/url]. Perfect.

[QUOTE=The golden;40533162]There are two general screw-ups I see lighting/ENB modders consistently making. 1) Snow reflects light. If your snow is gray and it's not overcast then you have done something wrong. 2) Earth's tinyass moon is enough to light up the night enough to see what you're doing. With two gigantic moons in Tamriel's sky there is no excuse why your nights are pitch black.[/QUOTE] It's because they use Vorontsov's ridiculous and completely useless color shader overlay sampler instead of actually coding or coming up with realistic falloff values. Colored lighting was a stupid idea when epic slathered it all over everything five years ago and it's still a stupid idea now. Guarantee you look inside said ENBs and almost every one of them will be a black or navy blue square. Kind of dumb to go OH NOES BETH PUT GREYS ON EVERYTHING, I WILL FIX WITH PUT DARK BLUES ON EVERYTHING. Yay. thanks.

[t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/35670-2-1367723334.jpg[/t] Beautiful

Anybody have any clue when that awesome Oblivion face overhaul is coming out? Also, does anybody know any good Oblivion face replacements similar to it? [editline]5th May 2013[/editline] I'm having a bit of trouble guys. I want to get some sound effect overhauls for oblivion, but none of them are working and I don't know why. I have Archive Invalidation Invalidated and all that. What gives? Okay, SOME of them work. This is very weird.

Booted up the NMM and now I'm watching it delete all of my mods. I'm seriously going to smash something soon.

[QUOTE=Chilean_Wolf;40540653]Someone made a poop mod called [URL="http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/35670//?"]Manure[/URL]. Perfect.[/QUOTE] What a [I]shitty[/I] idea.

Redownloading Sounds of Skyrim, now that I've noticed it's back. Hoorah. Now to go play this mage I'm having a hell of a time levelling up. Of course I'd want to not use Destruction.

And now it's deleted them all and I can't remember every fucking mod i have installed. Fuck this [editline]6th May 2013[/editline] Seriously it just deleted 5gbs worth of mods for no fucking reason.

dargon pewp, the rarest and most valuable for smelting besides daedric

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40539986]No I was completely serious, guys. I was following around the king and fending off clanfear the entire time. All of them dropped complete daedric armor sets and a random daedric weapon. All the stuff they dropped were enchanted with waterbreathing for some reason. After I got to the part where [sp]M'aiq shows up and saves the party by chucking volatile dirty skooma bottles at the clanfears, and accidentally kills the king, being labeled a "traitor" and thenceforth "M'aiq The Liar" since he flees and claims innocence[/sp] I had to fight through a sea of dread zombies.[/QUOTE] I, for one, would play this.

DeviantART spoiled the "special friend" quest from the Halfway Tavern for me. I don't know if I should be pissed or not. [editline]5th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=The golden;40541518]Oh jesus[/QUOTE] I swear there is a Minecraft mod just like that.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;40540484]Just go to options then. I fail to see the problem here.[/QUOTE] Yes going to the options menu to manually adjust the volume level of the game every time you want to turn things down for a moment, or to adjust the volume of music in the background (for media volume) or to turns things up for a brief moment, etc is perfectly fine Or bethesda could actually properly code a full screen program that doesn't completely disable volume and key function keys (among other system-important keys mind you, the volume ones are just the most obvious ones) and make a game that is properly alt-tab friendly, both of which are the kinds of mistakes you'd see in programming from games in the late 90's and early 2000's when such things weren't known standards and the OS's never supported them.

That's assuming Bethesda can even properly make a full screen program.

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;40541699]wow why did i click [editline]5th May 2013[/editline] is that really a poop hat[/QUOTE] It's not a hat it's actual poop.

I've been fussing with Skyrim over the weekend. This is the most satisfied I've been the entire time. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595876698408742707/031DBCF05AED0F3982C38DDC3C05DBE7E7FB2957/[/t]