The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

[QUOTE=The Jack;41737087]Eh, if i was the protagonist in Skyrim; Thalmor: We're hunting Talos worshipers. Me: Okie doke. *Thalmor guys carry on peacefully* I smile as I stride away in a gallant fashion. [I]Failing that I'd offer to show them a worshiper, lead them to a dangerous place or poison their food and rob their corpses (always assume i rob corpses). Or I'd plant Talos items onto people that i hate and suggest they search that person.[/I][/QUOTE] You could make a mod for this. Also, is this how you act in real life? [QUOTE=The Jack;41737087]You absorbed a dragon soul. Shout! show us the power of the voice. SHOUT!! me: FUCK OFF!!!! *avoids fame and treats dragon shouting like a parlour trick*[/QUOTE] There's a mod which makes you unable to absorb souls, but it changes a bunch of other stuff, like making you unable to learn new words. I did make a post about how I constantly refuse I am the dragonborn after killing a dragon and run to the mountains.

I'm very confused about the Morrowind Flame Atronach's gender, I look at the hips and I think female but then I look at the chest and I think male

[QUOTE=Altimor;41737787]I'm very confused about the Morrowind Flame Atronach's gender, I look at the hips and I think female but then I look at the chest and I think male.[/QUOTE] According to scientists, fire gives an increased risk of breast cancer.

Is there a mod that actually gives enemy mages a reasonable amount of magicka?

[QUOTE=The Jack;41737087]Eh. if i was the protagonist in skyrim; thalmor: we're hunting talos worshipers me: Okie doke. *thalmor guys carry on peacefully* i smile as i stride away in a gallant fashion [I]Failing that i'd offer to show them a worshiper, lead them to a dangerous place or poison their food and rob their corpses. (always assume i rob corpses) Or i'd plant Talos items onto people that i hate and suggest they search that person. [/I] You absorbed a dragon soul. Shout! show us the power of the voice. SHOUT!! me: FUCK OFF!!!! *avoids fame and treats dragon shouting like a parlour trick* Fight on our side in this civil war!! *negotiates* college/thieves guild/companions/dark brotherhood: YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE me: "is that so?" *raise one eyebrow and pose inquisitively* karliah: i had to shoot you because it was hard to shoot mercer and then i got within sword distance because it's dramatic and yolo *loots corpse* Failing that: She explains everything about nocturnal me: Fuck that. Get over it. you've been fucking around for 20 years. it should be sorted by now. [B]Yep... I couldn't possibly be a typical protagonist.[/B][/QUOTE] Yeah, because you're 12.

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;41737874]Is there a mod that actually gives enemy mages a reasonable amount of magicka?[/QUOTE] I hope you mean nerfing them.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41737909]I hope you mean nerfing them.[/QUOTE] An apprentice mage should not be able to fire off 20 ice spikes in a row.

i do not like ice spikes

I like ice spikes a lot more than I like lightning

There should be "ice spike nova" spells Shoot out a ring of ice spikes around you

[QUOTE=Altimor;41738020]I like ice spikes a lot more than I like lightning[/QUOTE] With damage multiplier mods lightning is the biggest bullshit. THE BIGGEST bullshit.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41737908]Yeah, because you're 12.[/QUOTE] Only for you :wink:

[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;41738152]There should be "ice spike nova" spells. Shoot out a ring of ice spikes around you.[/QUOTE] I remember someone who posted a script which made you fire a cluster of fireballs, just that script gave me many ideas. Only problem is that I don't play Skyrim too much and thus don't mod it any more myself.

[QUOTE=Altimor;41737787]I'm very confused about the Morrowind Flame Atronach's gender, I look at the hips and I think female but then I look at the chest and I think male[/QUOTE] Dude what is with you and Flame Atronachs? Also they're probably all genderless. You know... Because they're just fucking fire.

[QUOTE=Skyward;41738674]Dude what is with you and Flame Atronachs? Also they're probably all genderless. You know... Because they're just fucking fire.[/QUOTE] YOU WILL NEVER CRUSH MY SPIRIT

[QUOTE=Altimor;41738730]YOU WILL NEVER CRUSH MY SPIRIT[/QUOTE] Have you ordered your custom-made body pillow yet?

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41738909]Have you ordered your custom-made body pillow yet?[/QUOTE] I gave serious thought to it but then realized I'm not quite nerdy enough Almost, but not quite

[QUOTE=Altimor;41738927]I gave serious thought to it but then realized I'm not quite nerdy enough Almost, but not quite[/QUOTE] You have clearly underestimated your level of nerdiness. [QUOTE]Watching Flame Atronach twirl/somersault animations is very therapeutic, I am no longer baby-eating angry.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Altimor;41738927]I gave serious thought to it but then realized I'm not quite nerdy enough Almost, but not quite[/QUOTE] Dude, next month I can order you one. I'm gonna take a look in Google about body pillow costs and shipping stuff, I'll PM you when I got more info, 'kay? Gotta get a man his Flame Atronach.

[QUOTE='[Green];41739225']Dude, next month I can order you one. I'm gonna take a look in Google about body pillow costs and shipping stuff, I'll PM you when I got more info, 'kay? Gotta get a man his Flame Atronach.[/QUOTE] That would require to me divulge my address and I'm too paranoid for that.

[QUOTE=Altimor;41739247]That would require to me divulge my address and I'm too paranoid for that.[/QUOTE] What about a nearby post office? We can work something out.

[QUOTE=The Jack;41738492]Only for you :wink:[/QUOTE] rrer [editline]7th August 2013[/editline] Dat pageking

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41738505]I remember someone who posted a script which made you fire a cluster of fireballs, just that script gave me many ideas. Only problem is that I don't play Skyrim too much and thus don't mod it any more myself.[/QUOTE] it wasn't my script that makes them fire in a burst of 3, was it?

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;41740114]It wasn't my script that makes them fire in a burst of 3, was it?[/QUOTE] Yes, I think I remember you posting it.

[QUOTE='[Green];41739273']What about a nearby post office? We can work something out.[/QUOTE] dude if he doesn't want one i'll take it

[QUOTE=DBFT;41740590]dude if he doesn't want one i'll take it[/QUOTE] What have I walked into? I came into this thread expecting interesting elder scrolls facts and fan-fictions and I get someone contemplaiting over geting a body pillow.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;41740729]What have I walked into? I came into this thread expecting interesting elder scrolls facts and fan-fictions and I get someone contemplaiting over geting a body pillow.[/QUOTE] [img]http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/2011/331/f/1/flame_atronach_by_psykoticanimefrk-d4hhhmi.png[/img] Flame Atronach-chan is so kawaii desu. uguu~

So, I finally got a new computer, and can play Skyrim again! The only problem is, now I remembered why I stopped playing. My game's bugged. I'm on the Dawnguard quest where [sp]you need to find Auriel's Bow.[/sp] I'm at the part where you [sp]fill the initiate's ewer, and my character gets stuck after doing it. (enableplayercontrols in the console does nothing.)[/sp] In addition, a lot of animations added by the DLC are missing, so Serana randomly enters the reference pose when talking or standing around. Anyone else have this problem? I tried verifying cache on my old computer, and since I just downloaded it again, I highly doubt that's the problem.

[QUOTE=DBFT;41740590]dude if he doesn't want one i'll take it[/QUOTE] If he doesn't want one I'm coo' with it. His choice.

By TES 6 the flame atronach will just be a sexy redheaded girl with a flame effect shader around her, calling it.