The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] "Faking surrender for a moment then tr[B]YI[/B]ng to murd[B]E[/B]r them [B]L[/B]ike nothing happene[B]D[/B] again?"

I still think a game where you get to fight to either estabilice the empire, leave Tamriel as a bunch of independent nations with some degree of alliance, or just conquer everything in the name of the Dominion would be quite neat. A fucking shame the closest thing will be a MMORPG where nothing of consequence happens in the course of the game.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] Or, you know they were pretending? They're bandits for fuck's sake, why would you believe them?

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42276155]Or, you know they were pretending? They're bandits for fuck's sake, why would you believe them?[/QUOTE] It's not really restricted to bandits, a lot of npcs claim to yield but don't do it. Quite frankly I've never had any npc yield before.

Yesterday I said to myself: "If Daggerfall is my favorite TES, then by god I am going to try to love Morrowind just as much!" This screenshot sums up my experience so far: [t]http://i.imgur.com/M0AKDse.jpg[/t] [editline]Assfingers[/editline] Also, holy shit my view distance. [t]http://i.imgur.com/2bHCs4c.jpg[/t] I could probably make it bigger, but there isn't a point really.

Did Skyrim Nexus get DDoS'd or something because it won't load for me

[QUOTE=Boaraes;42276433]Did Skyrim Nexus get DDoS'd or something because it won't load for me[/QUOTE] It looks like they're having database issues. My profile is blank.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] nah it's just that bethesda's AI programmer is almost constantly drunk

[QUOTE=Boaraes;42276433]Did Skyrim Nexus get DDoS'd or something because it won't load for me[/QUOTE] It's always been incredibly erratic; I don't think there's a week where it hasn't been down at least once. Every so often they say 'oh we've redone all the servers and that should fix the issues' but it never does, at least not for long. That's either an indication of them being shit at server design or that the sites are getting continually more popular and I can't really tell which

ah, I see. I just got Skyrim and I've been doing some modding and it's been pretty frustrating because there's some stuff I really wanna try out

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] In the Interesting NPCs mod there's a follower who has as a battle cry, "No more, I yield! I yield! Look, see me yielding!?" That whole mod is full of pokes at the default dialogue and it's awesome.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and [B]then they get up and try to stab me to death[/B]. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] I didn't even know that happens. I usually just go all Emperor Palpatine on their asses.

this game is absolute shit world of warcraft mist of panda is better than this garbage die

[QUOTE=DeathAngel;42277725]this game is absolute shit world of warcraft mist of panda is better than this garbage die[/QUOTE] ok

[QUOTE=DeathAngel;42277725]this game is absolute shit world of warcraft mist of panda is better than this garbage die[/QUOTE] hello

[QUOTE=Eriorguez;42268150]Because having tropical jungles just south of a tundra and north of a desert makes sense. Seriously, jungle covered Cyrodiil DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. Cyrodiil having elements of all other provinces and being mostly temperate makes FAR more sense than that. Skyrim, meanwhile, was fucking geologically accurate. Fuck the early-franchise lore, they also retconned Breton figures into Dunmer ones with Morrowind. Make a world that makes sense, not respect something just because it was done 20 years ago.[/QUOTE] To be fair, it does kind of make sense. See the indian penensula. You don't need much more for tundra to appear than a mountain thats high enough. Granted a jungle is something only likely to ever show up on an equatorial location due to the heat and humidity required to make one, and equatorial locations might have snowy mountains, but not likely tundra and iceberg filled seas nearby.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] really? mine just run away when they get up again must be a mod or something

Rev up your disappointment folks. It's gonna be a long ride. [t]http://i.imgur.com/kRtwK9o.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/ACWE8hZ.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/DB0GI1f.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/WNSYQlc.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/Ng4CL5M.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/nxRxfNE.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/zTBJoal.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/a1swdC8.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/Vez3aAT.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/ZJUldoY.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/DyWX7MC.jpg[/t][t]http://i.imgur.com/TFHkffx.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/K9Hxrge.jpg[/t] "A Reptilian Race of Lizard-Folk." (Taken from /tesg/)

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;42275502]My big peeve is when bandits yell "I YIELD I YIELD!" and then they get up and try to stab me to death. Did bethesda not know what "Yield" meant or what?[/QUOTE] I just take that opportunity to kill them even harder. Haven't played in months, booted up my game and remember I had just become a vampire and I'm in castle Volk...Volkihare? Whatever. Walk outside and within 5 minutes my game C2D with no errors or prompts of anything. Oh, Ok. :smith:

I just can't care for TES online. It's not the Skyrim+cartoony graphics, the consolification or the lore rape. I just don't care for multiplayer, it breaks the immersion when you walk into Solitude and see your chatlog being spammed with "WTS Ebony armor /w me" or the ressurection of NPCs so others can go for the kill

[QUOTE=Sir_takeslot;42280170]Rev up your disappointment folks. It's gonna be a long ride. [t]http://i.imgur.com/zTBJoal.jpg[/t] (Taken from /tesg/)[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.rippednfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/postures2.jpg[/IMG] i am sorry but you have serious posture issues

[QUOTE=Medevilae;42281434]...expected a lot worse TBH Scoliosis Dunmer and kawaii Orsimer are the only terrible things I see[/QUOTE] Everyone has terrible posture, and Khajiit faces look really misshaped.

[QUOTE][t]http://i.imgur.com/DB0GI1f.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/TFHkffx.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] The hair looks like a bad Nexus mod. It's so jagged

Am I suppose to stumble when pulling back on a bow in KorJax's mod?

Forgot to post this here, in case anyone cares I made another version of my rabbit companion mod with compatibility in mind, you can find it here: Steam workshop - [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=167595907[/URL] Nexus (optional files) -[URL]http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/37982//?[/URL] [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595884953722273500/C3E1EAAD465B1EDCA21C711CB1988264CFC4CABC/[/thumb] (Original mod here - [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=157894492[/URL])

[QUOTE=Sir_takeslot;42281480]Everyone has terrible posture, and Khajiit faces look really misshaped.[/QUOTE] men look okay but i think the womens postures are like that because anterior pelvic tilt (aka back problems) has become a standard of beauty.

[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/a1swdC8.jpg[/img][/quote] Well. That's a crock of shit. Templar? What the fuck do you think you're doing to my elder scrolls? ( i think they may have also screwed up the texture for the fur on that helmet.)

[QUOTE=The Jack;42282743]Well. That's a crock of shit. Templar? What the fuck do you think you're doing to my elder scrolls?[/QUOTE] Apparently, they use a hole leading straight to Oblivion to damage people. :v:

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;42283000]Apparently, they use a hole leading straight to Oblivion to damage people. :v:[/QUOTE] A world where everyone you know looks like a potato, no wonder it hurts

I though the hole was in oblivion (emptiness with a few planets/daedra) and it led to a magic realm that's pretty much everything. But seriously; light magic? what the fuck do they think this is?[I] Adventurequest [/I]? Why the fuck does burning light heal your teammates too? Why is a [I]class[/I] in a game set in a fictional world named after an order of Christian knights? It's just something that [I]isn't[/I] elder scrolls.