The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

So I can't make a character named Kony or Kebab? disappointing

No Novislav Djajic? Man I wanted to be a beloved genocidal maniac. Watch as they let Stalin in as a name.

Sobotnik's gonna be disappointed

Damn too bad I really wanted to name my nord Hitler

[QUOTE=redBadger;43500900]Damn too bad I really wanted to name my nord Hitler[/QUOTE] Watch as they block Adolf. Which is a fairly common name (less so now) and was the name of one of Sweden's greatest rulers.

Just found the best mod: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=209142520&searchtext=nazeem[/url] [quote]This replaces every deer, rabbit, and fox with Nazeem and causes Nazeem to spawn in their place. Having only the respective animals' factions, you can kill Nazeem without fear of an increased bounty upon your head! The new Nazeems do not have the same inventory, however. Nazeem's keys are not present in the replacements (you have to kill the original in Whiterun for those) and each should possess 10 Skooma. [/quote] :v:

Oh my god those guys who challenge you to magic duels are such babies. "It's supposed to be a one-on-one fight." Bitch I conjured that Atronach fair and square.

[QUOTE=redBadger;43500959]Just found the best mod: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=209142520&searchtext=nazeem[/url] :v:[/QUOTE] Funny how everyone (myself included) is so buttmad at nazeem even though whiterun (and all the cities in general) are so shitty and tiny that the cloud district doesnt feel like it even exists.

First time I heard him I thought "cloud district" meant the houses.

Really, anyone with the MaleCondescending voice deserves to die.

I remember this one time I was exploring the valleys and mountains between Solitude and Markarth.. Reached a trail and noticed a group of Thalmor marching past, this smug faced long red haired elf dude caught my attention and told me to fuck off for they where on official business or some shit. The sheer tone of his voice caused me to wait for him to continue his little journey and launch an arrow in his ass.. proceeded to mutilate and decapitate his friends as well. Shit :v sometimes things get to me man.. Would be nice if more mod creators had proper voice actors available, some of the mods out there seem cool but goddamn if there's one thing that breaks "muh immersion" it's cringeworthy basement dweller quality lines. (or people who use their moms voices for waifu followers)

In my current experience with teso I've noticed I seem to be the only dark elf that's actually blue/grey, everyone else is kind of a sickly yellow. I'm also the only dark elf that's fat, old and bald.

I highly recommend the [URL="http://wiki.step-project.com/STEP:2.2.7"]STEP guide[/URL] to anyone looking to heavily mod skyrim.

[QUOTE=Saxon;43500801]So I can't make a character named Kony or Kebab? disappointing[/QUOTE] KONY 2E583

My Argonian is called Smokes-Weed-Erryday, no ban so far... :v:

[QUOTE=Medevila;43501382]Steve Blum did voicework for TESO as well [video=youtube;CSLfBR4D0Hg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSLfBR4D0Hg[/video][/QUOTE] Steve Blum does voices in every game.

Really don't understand No matter what I do, after I make 10 saves beyond my "clean save" that I can save from I begin to crash every time I save, even if I wait for 31 days to clean/reset everything. It makes zero sense. Literally can't play skyrim now because the moment I reach the 10th save I begin to crash on any future saving. Anyone ever have this issue? I really doubt its save bloat because its happening regardless of the size of my save file... just flat out X number of saves past my save file that works fine prevents me from ever saving without crashing.

Extra ESO key that I don't want! [sp]F4XP7RW3CY4DE6X3L4JR[/sp]

[QUOTE=Elspin;43495298]There's a reasonable amount of customization, it's combat is several levels above hotkey combat,[/QUOTE] Its combat is Skyrim combat without shouting and that situational attack that never works. [QUOTE]and there's a good amount of stuff to do for how early it is.[/QUOTE] I certainly couldn't find it. I was glad when I got kicked last beta because I got tired of killing mudcrabs and finding barrels of nothing everywhere. [quote]I mean it's definitely not the quality of a single-player game but find me an MMO that is.[/QUOTE] Planetside 2

The problem I'm seeing with all the post that are giving good reviews to TES:O is that you are saying not to judge it as an Elder Scrolls game and instead judge it as an MMO. That is exactly the opposite of what you should be doing. As I've said more than once, the game plays fine, it looks nice, and is a pretty decent MMO. The problem is, the game is calling itself an Elder Scrolls game and in that regard it is doing [I]awful[/I]. It shits on lore, has very little world interaction, no crime or stealing, can't kill NPCs, pretty much no clutter items, and the list goes on and on. Think of something that you think makes an Elder Scrolls game an Elder Scrolls game and TES:O probably doesn't have it. That, at the very base, is the issue with the game. It is not an Elder Scrolls game in any regard other than having the name slapped on it for money.

So I'm playing Skyrim, plotting to kill a giant to fill a soul gem. Soul Trap in one hand, Firebolt in the other. Unrelenting Force on standby. I pull out my hands, and my right hand glitches out, in the formation of holding a dagger, but with fire. [editline]11th January 2014[/editline] Welp, as I was about to go carry out my plan, a fucking dragon shows up and ruins everything. During the confusion I try to soul trap a giant. He fucking turns arounds and stomps my shit in. [editline]11th January 2014[/editline] Seocond attempt, I cause a stampede. I run into a cave, killed by a bandit chief.

[QUOTE=gk99;43502181]I certainly couldn't find it. I was glad when I got kicked last beta because I got tired of killing mudcrabs and finding barrels of nothing everywhere.[/QUOTE] If you judge content in an MMORPG in the first 10 levels, you're doing it wrong. Just follow the questline, you can't really get lost. [QUOTE=gk99;43502181]Planetside 2[/QUOTE] Plagued with terrible microtransactions and horrible balance.

[QUOTE=KorJax;43501988]Really don't understand No matter what I do, after I make 10 saves beyond my "clean save" that I can save from I begin to crash every time I save, even if I wait for 31 days to clean/reset everything. It makes zero sense. Literally can't play skyrim now because the moment I reach the 10th save I begin to crash on any future saving. Anyone ever have this issue? I really doubt its save bloat because its happening regardless of the size of my save file... just flat out X number of saves past my save file that works fine prevents me from ever saving without crashing.[/QUOTE] You probably uninstalled a mod that somehow fucked it up. My advice would be to record all the mods you have, then reinstall Skyrim.

[QUOTE=Durrsly;43501207]Oh my god those guys who challenge you to magic duels are such babies. "It's supposed to be a one-on-one fight." Bitch I conjured that Atronach fair and square.[/QUOTE] I hate those fuckers on master difficulty, they just vaporize you through your armor Why can't I go up to people in a city, attack them without their consent, and have guards stand around saying "I've got my money on the big one!"

I keep loosing hours of progress in oblivion for some stupid save related reason.

[i]what the fuck is this[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-fKaeYGUM[/media]

[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;43503771][i]what the fuck is this[/i][/QUOTE] The best mod and a staple of any kind of mod list I create duh.

Should I get any combat mods for Oblivion? [editline]afs[/editline] I have the "Syclonix Damage Enhancement" mod so far.

[QUOTE=ejonkou;43503018]If you judge content in an MMORPG in the first 10 levels, you're doing it wrong. Just follow the questline, you can't really get lost.[/QUOTE] Oh, so MMORPGs aren't supposed to be fun for the first 10 levels. Got it.

I gotta admit, I wasn't having that much fun with ESO. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/55009580/Screenshot%202014-01-11%2021.10.52.png[/t] That all changed as soon as everyone got naked and jumped in the fountain outside Davon's Watch.