The Elder Scrolls Megathread XV: A Song of Ice and Draugr - Games

So i just finally kicked the habit that is skyrim by forcefull total uninstall. But i never got through or even to solstheim. Now i'm debating wether to reinstall and install Skyre to shake things up enough for me to not develop an actual mental disorder. Christ. I'm already at 214 hours. I can't keep the illusion of an actual life up at this rate.

214 hours is not even the equivalent of a second in this thread :v:

[QUOTE=Medevilae;41165793][t]http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/images/37544-3-1372071119.jpg[/t] Now in 3 designer colors[/QUOTE] Lore friendly or not, I think the blue one is pretty in like a princess sorta way, not a "I-want-to-bone-the-weird-blue-robot" way. It looks like it's wearing a cute little poofy skirt. If Skyrim or Oblivion had big pink poofy princess dresses, I'd totally play a lady who uses a big goddamn warhammer but is the most feminie thing you've ever seen. Here, have some masculine to restore the balance of this post. [img]http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wait-here.jpg[/img]

Honory member of H.A.M.M.E.R.F.E.L.L His aura is undiluted MANLINESS! Just look at his name.

Argonians and Khajiits needed beards. Before you write it down as silly for the former, ravens have awesome feathery beards to show they are far more manly than your average crow, jay or magpie.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;41169291]Lore friendly or not, I think the blue one is pretty in like a princess sorta way, not a "I-want-to-bone-the-weird-blue-robot" way. It looks like it's wearing a cute little poofy skirt. If Skyrim or Oblivion had big pink poofy princess dresses, I'd totally play a lady who uses a big goddamn warhammer but is the most feminie thing you've ever seen. Here, have some masculine to restore the balance of this post. [img]http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wait-here.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Download a mod that let's you play as a child. Run around as a little Nord girl with a giant fucking warhammer. That's what I did. [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Eriorguez;41169795]Argonians and Khajiits needed beards. Before you write it down as silly for the former, ravens have awesome feathery beards to show they are far more manly than your average crow, jay or magpie.[/QUOTE] Playable birds would be fucking great. Is there a mod for that? [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] Your special is to squawk loudly and shit on people's heads.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;41168644]So i just finally kicked the habit that is skyrim by forcefull total uninstall. But i never got through or even to solstheim. Now i'm debating wether to reinstall and install Skyre to shake things up enough for me to not develop an actual mental disorder. Christ. I'm already at 214 hours. I can't keep the illusion of an actual life up at this rate.[/QUOTE] Wow, I had the same issue but I was at 20 hours :v: but yeah Solstheim is great especially if you played Bloodmoon but damn is the quest way to god damn short for it. I just wish there was more references to Bloodmoon though :(

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41171449]Playable birds would be fucking great. Is there a mod for that? [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] Your special is to squawk loudly and shit on people's heads.[/QUOTE] Imagine if it contained a flying mechanic. To fly you will have to equip a ring, enable an option using the console, press a rebindable key while pressing the movement key you want to go and then press space a couple of times. If you fly more than 10 seconds, a bug may occur and your character will turn sideways and fall to the ground where he will then be stuck. To turn you have to press the direction you want to turn, reequip the ring and hold the jump key until a message appears in the corner. Don't forget to look up the entire time, or else a bug may occur that makes you move ridiculously fast sideways until you hit a tree and instantly die from fall damage. The mod will require SKSE, ScriptDragon, SkyUI, FNIS, a body mod and a couple of patches that fucks everything up and some more patches for any mod you may have that modifies boots, animations, magic or mudcrabs. Once you've followed the 146 stages of installing this mod, it should function somewhat well until the next update, which will break everything horribly and the author won't update the mod before another user uploads a fix 4 months later. When that happens, the author goes mad, deletes the mod and reports any reuploaded files or mods related to it which then also get deleted. Yet another wonderful mod made in Bethesda's modder-friendly and completely made from scratch [del]gamebryo[/del] creation engine, in harmony with the wonderful thing known as the wonderful nexus modding site which does not have any server issues at all and its nice and mentally stable modding community.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41171449]Download a mod that let's you play as a child. Run around as a little Nord girl with a giant fucking warhammer. That's what I did. [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] Playable birds would be fucking great. Is there a mod for that? [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] Your special is to squawk loudly and shit on people's heads.[/QUOTE] Replace anus with crossbow. Shit arrows.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41171449]Download a mod that let's you play as a child. Run around as a little Nord girl with a giant fucking warhammer. That's what I did. [/QUOTE] [i]But I wanna be a pretty princess! ;_;[/i]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;41171868][i]But I wanna be a pretty princess! ;_;[/i][/QUOTE] Then download some clothing mods for said children. Actually, now that I think about it, [I]don't[/I] look up clothing mods for children on the Nexus, that's a horrible idea!

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41171650]Imagine if it contained a flying mechanic. To fly you will have to equip a ring, enable an option using the console, press a rebindable key while pressing the movement key you want to go and then press space a couple of times. If you fly more than 10 seconds, a bug may occur and your character will turn sideways and fall to the ground where he will then be stuck. To turn you have to press the direction you want to turn, reequip the ring and hold the jump key until a message appears in the corner. Don't forget to look up the entire time, or else a bug may occur that makes you move ridiculously fast sideways until you hit a tree and instantly die from fall damage. The mod will require SKSE, ScriptDragon, SkyUI, FNIS, a body mod and a couple of patches that fucks everything up and some more patches for any mod you may have that modifies boots, animations, magic or mudcrabs. Once you've followed the 146 stages of installing this mod, it should function somewhat well until the next update, which will break everything horribly and the author won't update the mod before another user uploads a fix 4 months later. When that happens, the author goes mad, deletes the mod and reports any reuploaded files or mods related to it which then also get deleted. Yet another wonderful mod made in Bethesda's modder-friendly and completely made from scratch [del]gamebryo[/del] creation engine, in harmony with the wonderful thing known as the wonderful nexus modding site which does not have any server issues at all and its nice and mentally stable modding community.[/QUOTE] Fuck flying, just jump really high and fart eggs. [editline]24th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Katatonic717;41171868][i]But I wanna be a pretty princess! ;_;[/i][/QUOTE] Just mod vanilla clothes. Or scour through the horrors of Nexus children clothing mods.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;41171899]Then download some clothing mods for said children. Actually, now that I think about it, [I]don't[/I] look up clothing mods for children on the Nexus, that's a horrible idea![/QUOTE] Look up clothing mods on Loverslab. it's virtual child porn.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;41171927]Fuck flying, just jump really high and fart eggs.[/QUOTE] That would lead to you instantly dying because of the Havok physics engine handled by Bethesda. [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Brt5470;41171948]Look up clothing mods on Loverslab. It's virtual child porn.[/QUOTE] Just imagining it makes my eyeballs burn from the inside.

To give people an idea of the skyrim section of the site, there are threads and works in progress of Gaping Assholes Pregnancy Erecting Penises Incest Rape Sex Slavery Bestiality Cum Stains on Armor Tentacle Rape Stuff like that. I go there sometimes because unfortunately some of those people are wizards with merging armor options and Nexus forums are more annoying due to the layout and how slow they feel. And because I find it hilarious, reminds me of the superdeepthroat forums.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;41171948]Look up clothing mods on Loverslab. it's virtual child porn.[/QUOTE] I thought the nexus could be deprived. this...this is [I]advanced[/I] depravity.

I tried going there once, it followed the same pattern as nexus forum threads (circle jerking with a few updates on the mod progress with long intervals, going off topic for several pages, etc) except the discussions were extremely disturbing, to the point where I wonder why some of them haven't been thrown in prison yet or actually make me wish PRISM searched for criminal sex offenders towards minors. I've seen some horrible shit on the nexus, but that site? I'm seeing a dark future for Skyrim modding. It's like when you have a happy day and suddenly read an article in SH which makes you loose all hope in humanity, except you choose to go there. It's a path for the curious, the wrong-minded and the unfortunate and god have mercy for any of those who threads this path, leading you straight into an accurate example of what the 8th circle of hell would be like. -8/10 gives me nightmares.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/3nAeQ.jpg[/IMG] this must be the spectacle of stealth mechanics

[QUOTE=Bomimo;41168644]So i just finally kicked the habit that is skyrim by forcefull total uninstall. But i never got through or even to solstheim. Now i'm debating wether to reinstall and install Skyre to shake things up enough for me to not develop an actual mental disorder. Christ. I'm already at 214 hours. I can't keep the illusion of an actual life up at this rate.[/QUOTE] Oh please, I deserted the notion of having a social life ages ago. [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9284149/ShareX/2013-06-25_01-20-44.png[/img]

Was there a mod that allowed destruction spells to do sneak damage? I'm thinking of doing a pure mage... who sneaks. [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] I've given it a bit of thought. I'll play a mage but I'll use sneak and perhaps daggers, no light armour, just robes. This way I can use all the schools of magic and be a really good mage and do upright combat really good since I'm not wasting too many skills on the stealthy stuff - while at the same time I'll be a really good sneaking person... though I'm still considering if I should start using light armour eventually when I've leveled up my magica a bit. [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] for skyrim btw

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;41172649]Was there a mod that allowed destruction spells to do sneak damage? I'm thinking of doing a pure mage... who sneaks. [editline]25th June 2013[/editline] I've given it a bit of thought. I'll play a mage but I'll use sneak and perhaps daggers, no light armour, just robes. This way I can use all the schools of magic and be a really good mage and do upright combat really good since I'm not wasting too many skills on the stealthy stuff - while at the same time I'll be a really good sneaking person... though I'm still considering if I should start using light armour eventually when I've leveled up my magica a bit.[/QUOTE] Giant fireballs that explode on impact, and lighting bolts, are generally not super stealthy. Why not go conjuration and get bound daggers or something? Or even stuff like illusion to manipulate your foes and go invisible and paralyse.

[QUOTE=ISPYUDIE;41172683]Giant fireballs that explode on impact, and lighting bolts, are generally not super stealthy. Why not go conjuration and get bound daggers or something?[/QUOTE] this is a much better idea than just going with normal 1h daggers as I was considering first, thank you, screw the destruction sneaky mod

While I walk around cities I slit the throat of everyone who doesn't watch their back, does this make me a bad person?

[QUOTE=JoonazL;41174268]While I walk around cities I slit the throat of everyone who doesn't watch their back, does this make me a bad person?[/QUOTE] Dark Brohood material right here. Hell, by the time you get summoned to get recruited, you would have killed all the hits AND their contractors.

[QUOTE=JoonazL;41174268]While I walk around cities I slit the throat of everyone who doesn't watch their back, does this make me a bad person?[/QUOTE] This question reminds me of the character I am currently playing. He considers himself lawful good but his actions are more lawful evil oriented. For example, since he is the dragonborn he believes that he alone is the savior of the empire and the rightful king, took the jagged crown, killed both ulfric and general tullius and the jarl of solitude. Then he joined the dark brotherhood and did the killings simply to get to the emperor and kill him. Now then here is the thing about this character, any killing he does is related to furthering his position to becoming emperor so he can save mankind from the thalmor. So wanton killing is not allowed, but he also believes in the ideal that if some people die for the greater good (note he considers himself the greater good, not stopping to think that he isn't) then he will gladly slay those people for the good of mankind as a whole. Basically its a character that has good intentions but has been blinded by hubris and self importance.

[QUOTE=1chains1;41174716]This question reminds me of the character I am currently playing. He considers himself lawful good but his actions are more lawful evil oriented. For example, since he is the dragonborn he believes that he alone is the savior of the empire and the rightful king, took the jagged crown, killed both ulfric and general tullius and the jarl of solitude. Then he joined the dark brotherhood and did the killings simply to get to the emperor and kill him. Now then here is the thing about this character, any killing he does is related to furthering his position to becoming emperor so he can save mankind from the thalmor. So wanton killing is not allowed, but he also believes in the ideal that if some people die for the greater good (note he considers himself the greater good, not stopping to think that he isn't) then he will gladly slay those people for the good of mankind as a whole. Basically its a character that has good intentions but has been blinded by hubris and self importance.[/QUOTE] Donald Trump with goodish intentions?

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;41174789]Donald Trump with goodish intentions?[/QUOTE] Yea that is why he stole the jagged crown, to hide his terrible haircut/toupee.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;41174664]Dark Brohood material right here. Hell, by the time you get summoned to get recruited, you would have killed all the hits AND their contractors.[/QUOTE] Well, uh, everyone in Whiterun, Markarth, and Windhelm that CAN die are DEAD. Essential characters annoy me, I have to quicksave before each kill.

[QUOTE=JoonazL;41174928]Well, uh, everyone in Whiterun, Markarth, and Windhelm that CAN die are DEAD. Essential characters annoy me, I have to quicksave before each kill.[/QUOTE] You should get one of those mods that makes NPCs unessential.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;41175024]You should get one of those mods that makes NPCs unessential.[/QUOTE] I don't want to fuck up the storyline